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Once again, it's that time of
the week. With no jingles, no

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music, no talent and no apparent
agenda. My name is Adam curry

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here in the curry condo in San
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And I'm John C. Dvorak actually
sound more like you're in the

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curry bucket.

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Really? Let me see. Maybe I can.
Oh, no, that's because I'm on

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the on the mobile setup. So when
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the nice, really clear sound.
And now I'm basically talking to

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you through a little hole in my
laptop screen. Oh, really? Yeah.

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Sure. The laptop. Yeah, well,
I'm talking into my microphone.

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But the sound that's going into
Skype is, is through the laptop

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mic.

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Okay, so you're gonna sound
better on the broadcast? Oh,

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yeah.

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Oh, yeah, baby. In fact, I'm
vibing all over my own sound

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right now as we speak.

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We should do it to Leo does when
I do the twit thing with him, he

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like makes himself sound great.
And everybody else sounds like,

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do you guys do that on Skype? Or
do do you do it on I chat? It's

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done on Skype. Okay, that works
out pretty well. It sounds

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pretty, pretty decent. Yeah,

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yeah. The, you know, the
drawback is that wanted to do a

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couple of other shows like they
wanted to do. I still want to do

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and I'm going to try I do a pod
cast or pod show cast with a

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bunch of comics and deconstruct
jokes, I still think it'd be a

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very fascinating show. And I
know a lot of comics, my wife

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used to produce comedy. And the
problem is, is like getting, you

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know, first getting people up to
speed on Skype. And then making

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sure they have a good enough
connection to do it. Otherwise,

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you really can't do any of this
stuff. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind

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of self limiting.

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Well, you know, the they have a
computer though, right? Most of

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these P

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everyone has a computer with it
looks like as a mouse, you don't

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have to like go there and set it
up. Right. Yeah. Because a lot

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of people have broadband, they
have the capability to do this

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stuff. But they just don't know
how to do

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it. And you don't like you don't
like phone calls.

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You know, they're just too hard
to mix. It has a phone call

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sound. I mean, Skype, even when
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breaks up once in a while. Has
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people prefer to listen to.

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Right. Yes, it does sound
better. I agree. I agree. Okay,

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John has been a man. It's been a
long month, we're at the end.

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And I just found out that I
might actually be staying

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another another week here in San
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Oh, that's great. Yeah.

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You better grease up day because
I'm been away from home too

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long.

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Yeah. Well, I'll stay away from
you then. So what's what do we

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have on the you know, you were
telling us? You know, we had

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actually had lunch the other
day. And you were mentioning a

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couple of items I think we
should discuss and one of them

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was your your continue? You can
your continue to hassle by the

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TSA when you come into the
country?

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Yeah. And it's, it's not the
TSA. Technically, it is the

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Customs and Border Protection
Agency, I think they are. Okay,

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so you're basically being
stopped by the customs guys at

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the end?

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Exactly. So whenever, yeah, it
is very different. It's also a

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part of Homeland Security. But
it is it is a completely

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different department. But it
starts the minute you go through

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those glass corridors where you
talk to the customs agent. And

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then they look at your passport,
they scan the RFID chip that's

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in there, because I have a new
passport. And then they look at

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the terminal. And every single
time it's like, all this

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tapping, typing, you know,
looking looking back at my

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passport typing, typing, and,
you know, and then I always get

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a big, big M, on my on my
customs form. And and this time

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I asked, you know, what is that
for? For many, many what? Well,

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I don't know, just many, many,
really. So then you

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get to they do have a bunch of
codes that they put on there. I

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know. There's a line sometimes
it's different colours. Yeah,

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well, yes. It must be a website
that describes these things,

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don't you think?

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They have their own website and
it talks about everything on the

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security form and why you could
be stopped and or the customs

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form and why you could be
stopped. Because what happens

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then is, you know, as you have
your luggage and you hand that

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off to the officers there, they
say, Oh, you have to go this

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way. And this way is it's not
through like the agricultural

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line. They put my my customs
form into a into a plastic

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envelope, which is blue, because
they also have yellow ones. I'm

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not quite sure what the blue is
for. And then I have to go up to

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another officer at the desk. And
then he starts going into all

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these questions. They don't even
look at my bag. It's something

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else. You know, it seems to be a
lot of questions about Are you

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sure you're not carrying more
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Well, you know, you're known as
Mr. Moneybags. Yeah, well,

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I had this big black bag with
me, but they still don't look at

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it. And you know, at this time,
he had the guy actually went to

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his supervisor, and then he came
back. And of course, I was

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prepared. I had a business card
this time. And I just for yucks,

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I said, he said, Do you have any
more ID? I'm like, Well, yeah,

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so you have my passport, a
business card. Oh, here's my

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pilot's licence and see maybe if
that'll mess with his head.

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That's cool. But that didn't
make any difference. And then I

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said,

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You know what, you're missing a
Costco card.

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I'll try that next time. And I
said, you know, so what is this?

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By the

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way, by the way, just to
interrupt the story. And I will

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Jake course I do it better than
anybody else. When people ask me

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for a photo ID I always show him
a Costco cart because it has a

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photo on it.

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Okay, well, the only photo ID I
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there's no law that no driver's
licences don't have photo IDs on

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them.

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Anyway, go ahead with the strobe
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right. So, so I say, you know,
could you please tell me what's

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going on? Oh, it's nothing. It's
just random. I said, this is

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three times in a row that I've
come into the state. And he

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says, that's exactly what random
is. I said, Uh huh. As if it

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says right here, you know, the
CBP procedures will be explained

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to me is one of your, you know,
one of your mission statements

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here? It says, Yeah, well, it's
just random. So what kind of

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information he says, you know,
stuff is in there that we don't

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control or change. And so there
you go, it's just random, he was

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clearly just not going to tell
me not going to tell me what's

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going on. But now that I've done
a little bit of research,

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there's about a million people
on these lists. And there's all

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different kinds of lists. And
I'm on a pretty insignificant

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one, if I look at some of the
hassles that other people are

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going through. And of course,
I'm not going to actually try

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and get off of this list. I
mean, this is all the hassle I

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get, I can live with that. I
think it's probably would open

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up a bigger can of worms, if I
send in all my details and try

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to follow through just the
frustration alone, because no

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one seems to be able to actually
find out how to get off these

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lists, except for one, which is
if you have the same name as a

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suspected terrorist, the system
is set up to change that. But

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the system from what I have read
is not set up to actually remove

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people from the list entirely.

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That makes sense. Yeah. So I
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what it is, is one name like
Bill Johnson, or there's some I

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mean, they the TV shows here in
the US, they harp on this one

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name, I can't remember the name
exactly. I think some like Bill

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Johnson very common name, or, or
Jerry Jensen, or there's some

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very common name, and then it's
the maxed out name. I mean,

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you're at the top of the
terrorist list and everything

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these people literally cannot
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I'm just thinking, I'm just
realising that about nine or 10

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months ago, there was a deal
that we tried to put together

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with a radio network. And that
deal for a whole bunch of

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reasons fell through and the
main guy on the other side, sent

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me an email at one point and
threatened me that he would call

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up his buddies at customs and
get me make sure that I had a

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cavity search each time I came
into the country that was

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basically what he said I should
look up the emails pretty funny.

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So I'm wondering if that has
something to do with it? If so,

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then that of course is something
that should be traceable and is

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a huge misuse of power. But I'm
not really being investigated

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for any contraband I don't think
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being harassed. Now the thing
is, you say you know it should

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be traceable. But then again, it
might not let me tell you my

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story, which is not quite as
horrendous but it's actually

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more annoying because it's a
continuing one we have an

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account of you know, because
we're part of the in the west

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coast or you're stuck with us
SBC which is a TNT and so we end

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anyway our phone gets slammed a
lot of next you know because we

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people calling up to try and get
you to switch now well,

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it's not even there in Bali call
calling anymore they just do it

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but it's not that it's that
there's all these extra services

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they add to the 18 T bill and
let me just explain you know we

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have a long time ago this is
like me and the burners and the

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cell phones people who listened
to me a lot know that i i prefer

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buying these disposables Oh
yeah. And well with the with our

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phone service, we only have
local service and is the same up

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in Washington in here. And we
use calling cards to make long

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distance calls because it's just
there's no comparison you don't

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have to worry about a lot of
that just a cheaper more

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sensible thing to do if you can
do it because the quality is

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sometimes even better. And so we
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to on the phones

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you're funny man John C Dvorak.
Keep going.

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Okay, so we have no long
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dial the 800 number and make it
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and besides I use prefer people
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keep them machine but anyway,
let's get back to this Alright,

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so every once every two months
the next thing you know we've

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got long distance service we
have all these crazy services

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that we never use because I
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call waiting because I don't
like to be talking to somebody

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on the phone and then having the
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somebody else who's just you
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Yeah, but that's but that's the
beauty of of caller ID if I

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don't recognise the number I you
know, if I hear the beep i like

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call waiting I'll you know, I'll
just look while I'm talking. A

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lot of people think it's
fantastic. I think it stinks and

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I don't like the beep. So
anyway, but so we have next

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thing we so this was happening
over and over. So We We got a TN

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T to give us a password. So
every so you cannot do anything

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on our supposedly on our phone
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password. So some, you know,
buddy's gonna say

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oh yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah.
So they said they set up the

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password so you can't change it?

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No, we can change it. Oh no,
they saved the password so

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somebody else can't change it.
Okay, got it. Because what's

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been going on is somebody else's
changing it. And so now so now

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it got changed again, like a
week ago. Inside Job then

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totally an inside job anyway. So
we started, or my wife started

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grilling this guy saying, Well,
what about the password? Does

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anybody get looked at it? Yeah,
apparently all those people that

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call, they can bring up your
record and your password, your

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password is on there

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some some fucking phone monkey
for eight bucks an hour sitting

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there looking at all the
passwords.

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Exactly. And so we keep having
to deal with this. And this

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never goes away. I know. My wife
says I've you saying She always

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thinks it's somebody that hates
me. You know, some Macintosh

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user still has a grudge about
something I said, 99

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Wait a minute, I get an email
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leopard. So you know, they could
it could be a new new,

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like leopard. So this is the
joke of it. I just talked about

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an on tech five today, you can
check it out if you're

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interested in tech
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under listeners. And I say you
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tard and they're having all
kinds of issues when it crashed

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for me at the office today for
the first time ever. Oh, really?

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Yeah, crashed because they
couldn't load some Excel

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spreadsheet and it just died. It
just basically hung up. And so I

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rebooted it after like, you
know, I've had to think for two

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or three weeks, and I rebooted
and I'm thinking, This is it, I

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have to reboot the machine once
every three weeks. And

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it's like, I mean, it's like an
etch a sketch, you just kind of

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shake the Mac around and started
up again. And it works magic

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thinking you

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know, and people are complaining
about this. I'm a Windows user

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we're rebooting every couple of
days if we're lucky. And these

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guys are moaning about it I'm
thinking you guys haven't got a

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clue

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I gotta tell you man ever since
I went back to the Mac I'm so

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happy with my with my work
experience just doing everything

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is just so much nicer and I
still I still till now I lug

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along the VAIO laptop because it
has been is basically now just

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the studio. Right because the
God cast blaster running which

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only runs under Windows and you
know, and I gotta tell you, I've

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been on windows for a year and a
half and I'm back to the Mac and

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Damn, fuck you Steve Jobs you
got it right

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well, you know, I don't have a
problem with either the systems

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I liked I liked the Mac I liked
the PC I mean I have issues with

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with Apple as a company and but
you know, the fact that it is a

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better system, I'm not going to
deny it and when people I've

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said this before and I'll say it
again if people are asking me

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what to get you know, I tell
them to get a Mac they get a Mac

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laptop or get an iMac or
something like that because

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because they're not going to be
calling me exactly but if I you

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know I tell people to go get
loaded up PC with a dual with a

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you know, a dual core Tri core
whatever they you know, some

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fancy machine was making a lot
of noise. It's got big fans in

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it and a really fancy Yeah, it's
probably a great machine for

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playing games and things like
that. But I don't want to get

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the phone call about you know,
the crazy crashing or whatever I

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just too many too many too much
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I hate that. I really hate it.
It's gone away from me now a

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little bit but man for a while
there. I was definitely. You'll

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probably about five years ago,
when there was a hole maybe

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around the time XP came out, I
guess I don't know. But man, I

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was definitely the support guy
for my family. Oh

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yeah, no, it's terrible. In
fact, yeah, no, it's yeah, just

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it's to be avoided. I mean,
especially if you've done it for

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years and years and years,
which, I mean, it was okay in

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the early days of computing, you
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was kind of cool to help people
out and get them going. But now

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it's just tedious and there's no
reason for it. You know, did and

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it doesn't Mac doesn't? I don't
think a max a good deal by

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necessarily. I mean, I was when
like Sargon was pretty much the

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same price. It's a little more
expensive, but not that much

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more expensive that you
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Yeah, for the lack of hassle.
Did you switching gears Did you

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watch the Republican debate?

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I only saw bits and pieces of
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that the Republicans would put
up with such a cornball. I mean

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when you have snow men asking
your questions and guys as

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avatars of Krusty the Clown, and
whatever else is going on. And

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these guys are standing up there
seriously answering these

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questions. And

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did you did you see that
Anderson Cooper issued an

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apology? The day after the
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two shills in the audience. One
guy who sits on like three

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boards with Hillary Clinton or
something, something like that,

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or, you know, on a border

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the whole thing was a disaster.
It was it was laughable. They

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were Republicans. They shouldn't
be ashamed of themselves for

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putting up with it. They should
have walked out Yeah,

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I agree. It was really bad and
just, you know, CNN just making

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a show. I like it. It's
entertaining. But you know, what

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the hell does that have to do
with With a real debate, you

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know, high, it's just

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now it was I, you know, I would
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candidates, I would rethink
going to any of these things

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when it's set up as a joke,

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ya know, I I tend to agree. And
also I thought, my man Ron Paul

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didn't do a great job. It wasn't
the forum really, it was

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infantile almost predict what
everyone was going to say. And

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there's a little bit you know,
and then all the all the news I

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read was, wow, fireworks and,
you know, Giuliani and Romney,

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and they're going at each
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all that it was dumb, was just
dumb. It was

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dumb about it. That summarises
it. So I noticed that the

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hurricane score came in finally,
you know, hurricane season just

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ended. In the United States,

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it must have been lower than the
cholera. Here's

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what I got, you know, in 2005,
when everyone's really jacked up

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about global warming, there was
these 26 hurricanes hit the US.

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And so everybody's thinking, you
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climate change and all this
other folks run for the hills

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run for the hills. So they So
Colorado State there, they were

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one of these, you know, these,
all these great meteorologist

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area, you know, arenas or I
don't know what they are, but

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these schools that have a lot of
meteorologists in them, and

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they're big shots,
meteorologists out of state

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predicted 17, we're going to hit
this year, it's going to be

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horrible, and it's getting worse
and worse and worse, because of

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global warming. One Yeah, I

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was gonna say, I can't think of
more than one, no one

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hit the state. So there's a few
that hit, you know, Central

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America, but even then, it
wasn't that many. So it was a

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dud. So, so I'm thinking that
these, you know, climatologists

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and all these meteorologists,
these guys don't know anything.

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And we're still waiting for the
huge superstorm that is supposed

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to hit the west coast of
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and the east coast of the UK.
These two know this. There's one

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guy in the UK and a couple
different meteorologists, you

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know, basically TV weatherman,
in continental Europe had been

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predicting this for weeks, they
evacuated 1000s of people two

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weeks ago, nothing happened. Now
they're talking about this huge

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depression. You know, there was
a famous instance in the UK.

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Maybe I don't know, I think
maybe nine or 10 years ago,

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where a TV weatherman God, I
wish I knew his name because the

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Brits would know exactly what
I'm talking about. He got a call

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just before he went on the air
from this woman. And he relayed

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the story on the air. He said,
You know, he was given the

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weather forecast. He's saying,
by the way, just got a call from

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this woman who said there's a
there's a twister coming

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through. Coming through Wales or
whatever it was. He says, I can

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assure you don't have to worry
about that, like 18 dead because

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of this fucking twist that went
through Wales and we've never

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had the guy disappeared from the
face of the planet. Isn't he has

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no career. He's no life. He's
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A Twister and Wales. Wow. Yeah,
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sure it wasn't Wales. But you
know, it was it was just any

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hurricane or what that what's up
with that? Well, it's a tornado.

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We're not in Kansas anymore.
Toto.

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So I didn't know anything about
this evacuation thing.

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Yeah, I think 10,000 people were
evacuated. They had stadium set

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up and everything and it just
didn't happen. Yeah, just the

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rain a little bit. But they've
been looking at us.

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They've been looking at a soccer
game and the stadium and imagine

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have to do something to assuage.
Exactly.

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So yeah, it's, you know, I read
the Dutch Google News. Every

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day, I read the US Google News.
I read the UK, Google News. And

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then the Dutch Google News,
which really gives me a flavour

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of Europe. And there's a lot of
stuff that that we just don't

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know about over here. There
really

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are news coverage sucks. We I
mean, it's weird, like the one

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of the worst. And of course,
especially we can read it in a

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foreign language and you read,
it's funny for anyone out there

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who doesn't know Adam, you know,
he roams around the office at

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pod show. I don't know why, who
he's talking to. But he's

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probably his wife. Yeah, but
he's got somebody on the other

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end and he's speaking Dutch

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I tongs I'm speaking in tongues

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is rattling prattling away in
some some foreign language that

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I can't quite make out.

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And that's usually I take those
calls in the stairwell as you

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know, of course, that's my real
office. But then you know, I'm

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talking to 50 into my wife for
1520 minutes and then you know,

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you know how women can be and I
said, Honey, I gotta hang up and

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she's and yeah, okay, and oh,
let me just talk about this. And

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then so I start making coffee in
the hallway and I started

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walking towards my office hoping
that the call will end just

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before I walk into the meeting
so that's what that's about

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well it's it's actually adds a
kind of a continental quality to

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the whole place. Well, dude,

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have you seen our office? I
mean, it's like Tower of Babel

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in there man. We've got guys
with the turbans we've got

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people with the you know, God
knows from what planet they came

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from, we've got quite an
international crowd.

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Yeah, but they're not speaking
Dutch. Okay, so why the you

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know, that guy with the, you
know, that Korean that was

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supposed to killed by a cell
phone.

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Yeah, I heard about that. I
think I saw a post on on your

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blog about that, that. Yeah,
well, it turns out to be a hoax.

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I was just gonna say it didn't
look like an implosion it looked

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like something might have melted

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that we had on the blog was just
a generic picture of a gel

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generic picture. Okay. But
apparently somebody had murdered

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that guy. Oh, no. And then they
planted the cell phone in some

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way that make it look as though
the cell phone might have killed

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him. And what was interesting to
me is that the media, nobody

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questioned the story because I
think, to be honest about it,

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that everybody, especially
people in the media, are, they

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have such a deep seated hatred
of cell phones and cell phone

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users and the fact that they're
annoying as they're walking

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around. They were hoping it
would kill it killed the guy.

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Oh, well. I think I mentioned on
my show the that what people

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really want to see is some guys,
cell phone blow up was holding

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it up to his ear, you know,

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on source code. Remember, Nokia
had to recall hundreds of 1000s

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of batteries, maybe millions of
batteries. Remember that. So

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probably two months before that.
Someone called in and went

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through this whole story about
how his girlfriend woke up in

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the middle of the night and the
phone had been charging and the

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battery exploded out of it. And
flu shot straight across the

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room and burned a hole in the
rug. And she didn't know what's

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going on. It was all backstory
to it. And until you know, I

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hooked him up with Nokia. And lo
and behold the the exact battery

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type that was the exploding kind
was the one in this guy's phone.

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So hopefully we contribute a
little bit to, to them doing

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that recall, but it was it was I
thought it was pretty amazing.

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Huh?

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So you were going to talk to
about the Yeah, it was amazing.

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You were going to talk about I'm
sorry, better reaction to your

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expense.

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I'm tired.

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You are tired. Yeah. And you got
to spend another week that's

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terrible. So because I know
you're trying to leave to get

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back to,

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to my my girls, man. And it's
like cold here. It's

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kind of really cold over the
last couple of years. No

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better in the UK. But at least
there we have, you know, like

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coal fire and a nice fire. You
know, I

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talking about coal fire. You
know, I used to work for the Air

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Pollution Control District and
I'm still a lot of people don't

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realise I'm an air pollution
expert.

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Among amongst many talents, Mr.

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Yeah. But it happens. You build
them up as you get to become

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older. So anyway. So one of the
things I have some Yes, that's,

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that's cool. Sorry, I do have
some sort of sick pleasure in

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cranking up a coal fire every
once in a while. Yeah. I love

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because in California, people
don't even know what coal looks

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like. And, and I happen to have
one of those, you know, the coal

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holder, if you're gonna put a
coal fire in your fireplace, you

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need like this special kind of a
basket. Yeah, he's loaded up

436
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,920
with coal. And then when you get
the thing cranked up into and I

437
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,280
kind of fell in love with coal
fires when I was in England

438
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,430
about 20 years ago, and I was
out in the middle of nowhere at

439
00:22:59,430 --> 00:23:04,050
some meetings, in some giant one
of these giant inns that had a

440
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,690
bunch of rice in the room. You
had one of those problems? Well,

441
00:23:06,690 --> 00:23:09,390
actually, no, this was it was
like a big hall with about five

442
00:23:09,390 --> 00:23:12,240
fireplaces all lined up that
each of them had a coal fire

443
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:18,480
going. And coal fires are
absolutely fantastic. Because

444
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,670
they've stuffed for one thing
once you get a coal fire going

445
00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:23,640
people, you know, in the US in
the west coast, the East Coast,

446
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,160
people know about this, they
hate this stuff. But the West

447
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,040
Coast, they don't they don't
understand any of it. And the

448
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,820
thing is, it's a fascinating
product, because coal is a rock

449
00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:38,010
that burns. Right. And so once
you get it going, it burns for

450
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:42,330
ever. Yeah, it just glows. And
you don't have to like have a,

451
00:23:42,660 --> 00:23:44,430
you don't have to keep tending
it and just

452
00:23:44,610 --> 00:23:47,250
throw logs on the fire. You
don't have to do any of that

453
00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:50,010
yet. And it goes out a little
bit after a couple hours and

454
00:23:50,010 --> 00:23:52,440
just rake it up. And there it
is, it's back.

455
00:23:52,770 --> 00:23:55,620
And actually for us, they're
really super high quality coal,

456
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,400
which we can get out here. You
don't even have to do that. It

457
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,460
just is it'll go free on
overnight and then in the

458
00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:05,160
morning, it'll still be going
and you can throw some new coal

459
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,040
on there and get it cranked up
again. And it gives off a really

460
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:12,030
nice radiant heat. It has a
flame that's that's very pretty.

461
00:24:12,510 --> 00:24:16,650
It gives off a beautiful radiant
heat. It's very hot. And but it

462
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,880
gives off a stink. It's not a
bad smell. To me.

463
00:24:20,910 --> 00:24:22,110
It's a cosy smell.

464
00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:25,560
It's a funny smell and but I
know for a fact that I haven't

465
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,780
done it for a while because the
guys that I get the coal from

466
00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:30,330
they stopped bringing it in. I'm
going to try to get some more

467
00:24:30,330 --> 00:24:33,150
but I know that for a fact when
I cranked up in the

468
00:24:33,150 --> 00:24:36,630
neighbourhood here that because
I would draw you know go

469
00:24:36,630 --> 00:24:39,510
someplace and come driving back
you could smell the coal smell

470
00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:43,680
in the area and I know for a
fact nobody in the entire within

471
00:24:43,710 --> 00:24:47,730
you know 10 miles of the House
who was maybe smelling it knew

472
00:24:47,730 --> 00:24:51,720
what it was. There's no way it's
just an alien aroma to

473
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:52,350
California

474
00:24:52,350 --> 00:24:55,110
okay mister pollution expert is
this not horrible?

475
00:24:56,310 --> 00:24:59,580
Well, you know the amount of the
actual amount of particulate

476
00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:03,270
which is real The The problem
here is with low sulphur coal is

477
00:25:03,270 --> 00:25:05,820
not really much of a problem.
And the kind of coal that you

478
00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:09,990
burn in fireplaces casually for
decorative purposes is extremely

479
00:25:10,230 --> 00:25:13,680
low sulphur. So it's not
harmful. It's burning wood is

480
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,920
probably worse to be honest
about it, in terms of what it

481
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:23,160
puts into the air. Well, I like
it. Anyway, that's my story, and

482
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:27,690
I'm sticking to it. But it's
really a great product. For me.

483
00:25:27,690 --> 00:25:28,710
It's just amazing.

484
00:25:29,519 --> 00:25:30,869
What are we not spoken about?

485
00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:32,490
The comic book guy?

486
00:25:34,410 --> 00:25:36,780
What we're gonna do is gonna
give you the backstory on that.

487
00:25:37,110 --> 00:25:39,240
Yeah, I don't know anything. You
said, we're going to talk about

488
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,500
it on the show? Well,

489
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,970
I gotta be careful, because if I
say it wrong, then he'll get

490
00:25:44,970 --> 00:25:50,550
really upset. Well, who is he?
Comic Strip blogger. Okay, his

491
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:53,190
name is Jay said something or
other. I don't remember his real

492
00:25:53,190 --> 00:25:53,520
name.

493
00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:57,840
But he's a fan of yours, or
what's well, he latched on to

494
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:02,850
the daily source code. Couple of
years ago, and he started in the

495
00:26:02,850 --> 00:26:05,790
comments, and he would just
write these outrageous things.

496
00:26:05,790 --> 00:26:09,270
You know, he really, as we would
say, in Holland, his heart was

497
00:26:09,270 --> 00:26:13,590
on his tongue. But you know, and
he's he's also coincidentally

498
00:26:13,590 --> 00:26:16,170
the guy that started this whole
fucking Adam curry business,

499
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:19,740
because that's literally how he
talks, you know. And, and, and

500
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:23,190
it was just really interesting
to me. And I Googled him. And I

501
00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:30,840
found out that, you know, he had
worked at Nokia. And I guess he,

502
00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:34,530
he had a blog, and he was
basically posting on the blog,

503
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,760
you know, about shit that sucked
within the company. That's, I'm

504
00:26:38,790 --> 00:26:42,510
paraphrasing, I'm sure as to
what it exactly was. And so he

505
00:26:42,510 --> 00:26:44,940
got fired. And I don't know,
some say he got kicked out of

506
00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:45,480
Finland.

507
00:26:47,550 --> 00:26:49,590
get kicked out of Finland, you
don't want to

508
00:26:49,590 --> 00:26:55,320
cross Naki as path man, they are
Finland, and, and out of anger

509
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,320
and spite. But Maybe also
because he felt there was more

510
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,710
future in the platform. He
became a huge proponent of

511
00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:06,720
Windows Mobile. And he started
blogging and podcasting. He'd go

512
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,660
around to these MVP events,
which I believe he's been banned

513
00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:12,930
from now. And he would he would
ask really straightforward

514
00:27:12,930 --> 00:27:15,390
questions actually,
journalistically. Great

515
00:27:15,390 --> 00:27:19,350
questions. But his approach, of
course, was very brash. And you

516
00:27:19,350 --> 00:27:22,110
know, he'd be the equivalent of
going up to, I saw a piece of

517
00:27:22,110 --> 00:27:27,030
video done in the Apple UK
store, where the journalist went

518
00:27:27,030 --> 00:27:30,480
up to Phil Schiller and said,
so, you know, is this going to

519
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,610
be a problem with anti
competitive laws in Europe,

520
00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:34,950
where you basically have to buy
something to get something else?

521
00:27:34,950 --> 00:27:38,070
Are you tying the phone to the,
to the network, and then

522
00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:41,160
immediately the PR people jump
in and Schiller backs off? And

523
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,950
you know, that it's that kind of
question straight to the point,

524
00:27:44,250 --> 00:27:47,130
and good stuff. Exactly. Good
stuff. And it freaks him out.

525
00:27:47,130 --> 00:27:49,830
And I think he his appearance
and the way he speaks, he has

526
00:27:49,830 --> 00:27:54,300
his Polish German accent and
he's just the vocabulary. Yeah.

527
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:58,590
So I got really interested in
the guy. And, and that, you

528
00:27:58,590 --> 00:28:00,900
know, I think Jeff Smith made a
jingle for him, you know, and

529
00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:03,450
then he started calling in and,
and he knows a lot of shit,

530
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,480
particularly about the European
Union. And so, you know, he give

531
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,500
reports on that.

532
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,170
And what like, what, what, give
us some examples.

533
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,020
An example like a pro. Is

534
00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:14,430
he an EU basher?

535
00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:17,609
No, no, no, he really believes
in the EU. But he points yeah,

536
00:28:17,609 --> 00:28:21,029
many EU basher. Now he points
out all of the all of the things

537
00:28:21,029 --> 00:28:23,849
that are wrong and that are
messed up. And you know, he's

538
00:28:23,849 --> 00:28:26,939
another guy that gets stopped
going into another country, and

539
00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:29,429
then he'll record it. And you'll
say, Why do I have to show

540
00:28:29,429 --> 00:28:34,109
passport? Am I not a US citizen?
Which, of course is a great way

541
00:28:34,109 --> 00:28:38,879
not to get through passport
control. Yeah, that works. But

542
00:28:38,879 --> 00:28:42,269
he's no, he's a beautiful guy.
And then he one time he came,

543
00:28:42,299 --> 00:28:44,759
you know, we set up a date,
after years, we would meet at

544
00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:47,999
the UK office. And this video
was on YouTube. And I think on

545
00:28:47,999 --> 00:28:52,229
his site, comic strip, blog.com
he interviewed me about my

546
00:28:52,229 --> 00:28:56,009
mobile devices. And it was so
funny, because then he gave me a

547
00:28:56,009 --> 00:29:00,119
PowerPoint pitch about what he
wanted to do to work for pod

548
00:29:00,119 --> 00:29:02,879
show, you know, like a
consultant type role. And it was

549
00:29:02,879 --> 00:29:05,549
so funny. It was the only pitch
I've ever received in my life

550
00:29:05,549 --> 00:29:08,819
that literally ended with a
slide that says, PS Fuck you,

551
00:29:08,819 --> 00:29:14,339
Adam. Oh, man, this is so
beautiful. But he's been.

552
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,070
He's been he's the one who
invented that phrase. I know

553
00:29:17,070 --> 00:29:18,420
you'd like to use?

554
00:29:18,630 --> 00:29:23,610
Yes, yeah. So people start. It's
comic strip blogger, you know,

555
00:29:23,610 --> 00:29:26,580
and everyone knows him that way.
And everyone on the show, listen

556
00:29:26,580 --> 00:29:29,280
to the show has become
accustomed to that. And, and

557
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,580
what I noticed is, I think I
said once is this is my mistake.

558
00:29:32,580 --> 00:29:34,860
I said, Hey, everyone should end
their comments that way. That's

559
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:37,440
pretty cool. And then of course,
everyone starts doing it. But

560
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,130
psychologically, it's really
interesting, because the quality

561
00:29:41,130 --> 00:29:43,890
of the comments has gone up,
because people are really

562
00:29:43,890 --> 00:29:46,050
concentrating because they know
what the end they're gonna have

563
00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:50,220
this big payoff. And, and the
comments are good at you know,

564
00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:52,980
they're short the sussing people
don't ramble on because they

565
00:29:52,980 --> 00:29:55,860
know you know, they gotta get to
the point to get that bit in and

566
00:29:55,890 --> 00:29:57,660
it's so it's it's been fabulous
for me.

567
00:30:00,810 --> 00:30:03,570
Yeah, apparently you like it?
Yeah, I think you like being

568
00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:04,230
cussed out.

569
00:30:04,620 --> 00:30:07,350
You should. You should look this
guy up though, because he has a

570
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:11,280
pretty interesting history and
he's definitely one of us when

571
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:15,480
it comes to questioning
authority, and the man, he's an

572
00:30:15,510 --> 00:30:16,350
interesting guy.

573
00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:19,230
Yeah, it sounds like I'm gonna
have to I will check him out.

574
00:30:19,590 --> 00:30:22,380
Now one other thing before we
finish the show today, I wanted

575
00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:24,600
to mention which we got a letter
from somebody

576
00:30:25,620 --> 00:30:29,850
who a letter, not an email, but
an actual letter. I'm sorry. I

577
00:30:29,850 --> 00:30:33,270
misspoke. Okay. I was kind of
excited there for a minute.

578
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,660
Yeah, well, it I don't think I
don't think I've gotten a letter

579
00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:40,980
for God knows how long. Anyway,
this guy wrote in talking about

580
00:30:41,010 --> 00:30:43,260
we talked a little bit about
this last week or the week

581
00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:47,010
before about psycho or retro
psychokinesis. Yeah, right. This

582
00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:49,620
is the guy who moved to
Switzerland. I did look into it

583
00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:51,360
just a little bit, but not John

584
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:57,990
Walker. Right. John Walker's is
a it get character. Anyway, he's

585
00:30:57,990 --> 00:30:59,760
up in the mountains, or
somewhere I know where he is.

586
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,330
He's somewhere buried somewhere
in Switzerland. Anyway, the

587
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,490
we've mentioned. So this guy
went and looked at this. And I

588
00:31:05,490 --> 00:31:07,470
didn't even realise there were a
couple of these experiments. I

589
00:31:07,470 --> 00:31:09,750
didn't know they were on there.
And I'm glad he sent me this

590
00:31:09,750 --> 00:31:14,160
note. Because there's an
experiment you can do with a

591
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:19,410
random number generator, that
theoret or that at some level,

592
00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:23,640
you can, by thinking about it
can affect the outcome,

593
00:31:23,790 --> 00:31:26,250
right. And the idea of that,
because I did see that they have

594
00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:28,980
these like Java applets. And you
can send that to someone and

595
00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:32,100
then they can generate a number
randomly and then, but you can

596
00:31:32,970 --> 00:31:35,430
swing back and forth. Now let me
just reach out with this guy

597
00:31:35,430 --> 00:31:38,490
says not too long. So Greg
Hampton, says, John, I

598
00:31:38,490 --> 00:31:41,190
discovered former lab blah,
blah, blah experiments a few

599
00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:43,500
years ago and tried some of the
experience but never got any

600
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,780
statistically significant
results. One day, a couple of

601
00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:48,960
years ago, I decided to have my
four year old grandson, try the

602
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,290
pendulum experiment. And people
out there want to check this

603
00:31:52,290 --> 00:31:59,460
out, you can go to form the lab,
which is www fourmilab.ch. And

604
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,800
then you could dig around and
you'll find these experiments.

605
00:32:02,580 --> 00:32:06,300
Anyway, he says, I decided to
have my four year old grandson

606
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:09,210
try the pendulum experiment. And
he had the thing, hey, banging

607
00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:12,420
up against one side like crazy.
And his results are off the

608
00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:15,150
charts. I just stood there in
shock watching. Maybe it's all a

609
00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:18,390
bunch of hooey. And his
performance was some kind of

610
00:32:18,390 --> 00:32:21,000
weird coincidence, but I'll
never forget how exciting it was

611
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,310
to watch. You should try a
couple of these pairs. I tried

612
00:32:23,310 --> 00:32:26,820
the pendulum one myself, and I
have it a sense that something

613
00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:27,180
would change.

614
00:32:27,180 --> 00:32:29,910
How does it work? What is the
pendulum experiment? Exactly?

615
00:32:29,910 --> 00:32:33,030
The pendulum experiment is a
random number generator that

616
00:32:33,060 --> 00:32:36,840
rocks a pendulum back and forth
in some very standardised way.

617
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:41,610
And supposedly because of retro
psychokinesis. And I have to

618
00:32:41,610 --> 00:32:44,550
tell everybody out there, I
think a lot of this is malarkey.

619
00:32:44,550 --> 00:32:48,210
But there are some people that
can go to a crap table. And when

620
00:32:48,210 --> 00:32:50,250
and there's a lot of random
numbers in the world, the way

621
00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:53,340
the world works is a random
number generator, and then a lot

622
00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:57,930
of different ways. And, you
know, I don't know, I just I'm

623
00:32:57,930 --> 00:33:01,200
not buying into this, but I
think it's interesting, and

624
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,600
people should check it out. But
anyway, you can get this thing

625
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:08,460
to move around in ways that it
shouldn't be moving, if you

626
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,400
concentrate in a funny kind of
way. So you

627
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,070
do that you concentrate, and
then it happens before your very

628
00:33:14,070 --> 00:33:14,640
eyes,

629
00:33:14,820 --> 00:33:18,930
you have to the way, the way I
read it and the way it seems to

630
00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:22,110
maybe work. Although it could
all be a coincidence, like he

631
00:33:22,110 --> 00:33:26,190
says is that you have to imagine
the thing doing something before

632
00:33:26,190 --> 00:33:29,160
it actually happens. In other
words, you're not trying to make

633
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,130
it move. You don't say Oh, move
moving over, like the old guy

634
00:33:32,130 --> 00:33:35,970
was going, Whoa, make the paper
lift, I'm going to levitate that

635
00:33:35,970 --> 00:33:38,430
kind of thing. Now. It's
something else, you have to have

636
00:33:38,430 --> 00:33:40,470
some other way of doing it.

637
00:33:40,860 --> 00:33:44,130
The Kinesis part that's that's
the muscle you have to train.

638
00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:48,390
But it's like you don't pay
real. You don't. At least the

639
00:33:48,390 --> 00:33:51,900
way it seems to me is you don't
really pay close attention to

640
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:55,800
it. It just almost a background
task and you know, people get

641
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,750
you ought to check it out and
see what they think. I mean, I

642
00:33:57,750 --> 00:34:01,620
think it's generally speaking
malarkey and any effects that I

643
00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:05,430
had. But John isn't, isn't this
the same thing as you know, the

644
00:34:05,430 --> 00:34:08,610
old adages of people saying, you
know, if you act successful, you

645
00:34:08,610 --> 00:34:11,970
will be successful? And you
know, isn't it that type of

646
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:12,750
behaviour?

647
00:34:12,930 --> 00:34:16,020
See, I'm not I'm going to argue
against that, because my feeling

648
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:18,930
about that sort of thing, which
is, I believe that's true to a

649
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,830
large extent. But that's the I
think there's a milieu aspect to

650
00:34:22,830 --> 00:34:25,650
that. In other words, if you
hang out with a certain class of

651
00:34:25,650 --> 00:34:32,340
people, you will develop kinds
of body language and nonverbal

652
00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:35,670
communication skills you don't
even know you have and then you

653
00:34:35,670 --> 00:34:38,700
will be become part of that
group. You know, swimming with

654
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:42,030
the sharks is part of that. And
so if you're, you know,

655
00:34:42,030 --> 00:34:44,460
depending I'd like you were
criticising me for holding my

656
00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:48,720
fork in this peculiar way. The
couple weeks have

657
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,510
I had an effect on you or have
you become part of my group now

658
00:34:51,510 --> 00:34:54,690
of the people who hold the fork
properly?

659
00:34:54,810 --> 00:34:58,470
Yeah, the feet group from
Holland the

660
00:34:58,860 --> 00:35:02,550
post group That's No, no, no,
that's Emily Post, I know how to

661
00:35:02,550 --> 00:35:04,650
hold my fork, you hold it like a
baboon.

662
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:11,310
Anyway, so the point is,
there's, you know, there's

663
00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:14,700
milieu communication that takes
place. And I think a lot of it

664
00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,950
has to do with what you're
describing is that and I don't

665
00:35:16,950 --> 00:35:20,130
think that has anything to do
with retro psychokinesis, where

666
00:35:20,130 --> 00:35:23,730
you can go supposedly, or
theoretically, or maybe to a

667
00:35:23,730 --> 00:35:26,190
craps table in Vegas, and then

668
00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:29,400
and imagine that it's going to
hit number 36. Or I'm sorry,

669
00:35:29,550 --> 00:35:33,240
number two, and you end up in
the future, and then it actually

670
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:34,320
happens. Yeah, which

671
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:40,320
would be craps. But anyway, so.
So anyway, you so that people

672
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,620
should just look at it, but but,
you know, Walker's got as his

673
00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:47,880
site has always been kind of
interesting, because he's a

674
00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:53,340
acquisitive person. He's, he's
likes to look into things and

675
00:35:53,370 --> 00:35:56,430
and I think he's sent my board.
You know, I sent him a couple of

676
00:35:56,430 --> 00:35:59,160
notes once he's actually sent me
a nasty note, when I accused him

677
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,130
of leaving the country to avoid
taxes, he sent me this nasty

678
00:36:02,130 --> 00:36:05,880
note. And, you know, I sent him
an apology. And then but you

679
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,830
know, and then I sent him
something else once in a cabin

680
00:36:07,830 --> 00:36:09,720
and he stopped communicating
with me. So he's, he's, you

681
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:12,750
know, I don't think he's, like,
necessarily receptive to like

682
00:36:12,780 --> 00:36:15,120
normal people. That guy's worth
a fortune, but

683
00:36:16,770 --> 00:36:18,720
he's probably having a good time
when I was

684
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:21,330
in. I was in Switzerland a few
times and I was gonna say, let

685
00:36:21,330 --> 00:36:24,300
me stop buying and going out.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Maybe

686
00:36:24,330 --> 00:36:26,130
people said you don't want to
hang out with it. It

687
00:36:26,130 --> 00:36:30,870
looks like those that research
he did into retros what does it

688
00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:34,080
retro psycho psychokinesis looks
like he stopped doing that a

689
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,060
couple of years ago. I mean, all
the stuff is still there, but

690
00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:37,950
doesn't look like there's any
new entries.

691
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,780
Yeah, yeah, I noticed that. I
don't know if he gave up on it.

692
00:36:43,110 --> 00:36:46,260
All right. So now I have to do I
do I download this pendulum

693
00:36:46,260 --> 00:36:46,950
thing is that

694
00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:49,200
well, no, no, it's it's a it's a
Java app. It runs on the

695
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,470
machine. Yeah. Okay, cool. Run
it, you know, run it on a

696
00:36:52,470 --> 00:36:55,830
machine that's got some some
power. Because it'll spill the

697
00:36:55,830 --> 00:37:02,160
suck your brain better will run
on my Mac. In my Mac runs Java

698
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:06,000
apps. Sure. Should. It's mostly
Java. It's like a Javascript

699
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,650
app. It's not like, I think

700
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,130
so. I guess I'm gonna kind of
spend the weekend doing some

701
00:37:11,370 --> 00:37:12,840
retro psychokinesis

702
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,500
Yeah, well, the one to do is to
stop it. You can actually stop

703
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:18,390
the pendulum if you try hard
enough.

704
00:37:19,110 --> 00:37:22,080
But could you imagine what can I
do with that power? Let's say

705
00:37:22,110 --> 00:37:24,600
let's say because you know, I'm
like, yeah, no, will you wait a

706
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,420
minute? Wait a minute, I'm
pretty good. It's I know I'm a

707
00:37:27,420 --> 00:37:31,650
believer and stuff like this. So
let's say I'm able to do it if I

708
00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:35,430
can do this pendulum thing by
like Monday. We're so going to

709
00:37:35,430 --> 00:37:40,230
fucking Vegas. We are so going
we're out of here Monday night

710
00:37:40,230 --> 00:37:43,050
we're in Vegas. Just got to be
back Tuesday morning for a

711
00:37:43,050 --> 00:37:44,250
meeting otherwise it's cool.

712
00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:47,700
Yeah, in Vegas back Bekins for
this kind of thing. You know, I

713
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:51,000
believe you know, I actually win
a little bit not a lot. I don't

714
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,930
think anyone can, but I do quite
well on video poker machines for

715
00:37:54,930 --> 00:37:57,750
two there's two. There's Well
there's two reasons one I know

716
00:37:57,750 --> 00:38:00,240
which poker machines to look
for. People don't realise that

717
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:02,970
all those poker machines and
some of them playing the exact

718
00:38:02,970 --> 00:38:06,780
same game have totally different
payouts and you want to look for

719
00:38:06,780 --> 00:38:09,030
one specific payout I can't
remember the exact number I

720
00:38:09,030 --> 00:38:11,010
always look it up before I go
for some reason but anyway you

721
00:38:11,010 --> 00:38:13,410
can if you go on the internet if
you go on the internet look at

722
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,200
you know best payout video poker
machine they'll tell you the

723
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,050
ones to look for and you just go
you find those because the other

724
00:38:19,050 --> 00:38:22,290
ones nickel and dimed to death
just enough so you can't quite

725
00:38:22,290 --> 00:38:22,740
when

726
00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:26,130
can't quite get there and it's
called like dealing

727
00:38:27,210 --> 00:38:30,480
So anyway the but the video
poker machine if you learn how

728
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,480
to play it, play a video poker
machine which is actually it's

729
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:37,890
not like I would say as a high
level skill but there are rules

730
00:38:37,890 --> 00:38:40,320
to doing it right because it's
not really poker That's the

731
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:44,280
irony of irony or the or the
scam of video poker is not a

732
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,520
poker, there's not poker
involved here. This is a this is

733
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:51,240
a different kind of a game. It's
video poker. And if you know how

734
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:55,260
to play it, you can actually
well I actually always when I

735
00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:57,720
vote never walked away from
video poker playing the right

736
00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:01,500
machines without some, you know,
some money

737
00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:07,590
and a 39 minutes. I would have
to call it a game, I would say

738
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:12,390
and so you'll have your homework
now. What's that URL again?

739
00:39:12,390 --> 00:39:14,280
Forum. For me lab

740
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:21,120
four. fo you are M I L A b.ch.
You can also if you look up John

741
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:25,350
Walker's John Walker Switzerland
on Google, you'll probably run

742
00:39:25,350 --> 00:39:28,230
into it pretty easily, or retro
psychokinesis I'm sure it's

743
00:39:28,230 --> 00:39:28,890
listed I

744
00:39:30,090 --> 00:39:33,000
coming to you from the curry
condo in San Francisco. My name

745
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:33,780
is Adam curry.

746
00:39:34,590 --> 00:39:38,130
And I'm John C. Dvorak in
Northern California.

747
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,310
And we'll talk to you again next
week with another no agenda.

748
00:39:42,570 --> 00:39:45,960
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749
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,830
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