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Gitmo nation.

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National Anthem and you may sing
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resources in all lands from the
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we are distracted by

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legacy media, if you wake up
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gain good news. There's one
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agenda show.com. Mac and cheese,
mac and cheese by iron Rand

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is fluoride in Makkah, Adam
curry, John C. Dvorak

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is Thursday, March 28 2013 times
you get my nation media

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assassination episode for nine
or nine hours.

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This is no agenda

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awaiting the big one here. The
Travis heights hideout. We're so

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coamings MoPhO in the capital of
the drone Star State in the

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morning, everybody. I'm Adam
curry,

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and from Northern Silicon Valley
where it's about to rain, but

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it's not raining. It's not
raining man. I'm John C. Dvorak.

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Hill.

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And he's disappointed it's not
raining then.

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Don't really he's a bunch of men
falling out of the sky.

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Is that your latent homosexual
nature that just popped up? All

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of a sudden when you're
confused. You're thinking it's

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raining men. Hallelujah.

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I was singing and raining
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could think of was raining. It
was the song. It's raining men.

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Hey, so I'm convinced now. I
think it's time. I think it's

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time for a it's about time for a
massive natural event.

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What do you think? Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

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This were my Sim City right
away. But

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we still have a date due on the
when's the next fake terrorist

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attack that

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is sometime between now and
Sunday? The terrorist attack?

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Yes.

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That's six weeks? Yeah, no, I
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we're at well, we had a reset,
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messed it up. So

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yeah, that was like two weeks
ago. Yeah.

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So it's either between now and
Sunday or in two weeks, but the

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natural

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to two weeks, the natural
disasters

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disaster, you know, listen to
what we've got, we've got first

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of all, the appropriations bill
is in and signed, everybody's

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got their money. So you know,
just like everyone, everyone's

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ready to go and spend money on
their buddies to go save people

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with some natural disaster,
right? Everything's all set. The

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weather has been crazy.
Everything is nuts. So it'll be

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easy to blame it on the weather
or global warming or something.

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There's way too much financial
truth going on. People are

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figuring out, you know, hey,
wait a minute, you know,

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everywhere in the Euro land. You
know, Cyprus is a part of Euro

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land, you know? And I'm actually
going to deconstruct some of

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what really happened there for
you. But I have a little clip

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here. So that's going on.
Bitcoin needs massive disruption

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immediately. What are we at
today? We're at 94. I'm so glad

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I didn't listen to you.

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Get out while you can. I'm
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the way up every day. I'm
selling two and a half Bitcoin.

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You actually are managing to get
rid of them. Yeah. Oh, good

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through through Bitpay. Which I
think there's like, some more

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producers are running that. Did
you see that? The string of

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emails?

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No, I didn't. Yeah. If there's
if it's in the subject line,

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Bitcoin, just I don't care.

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I'm thinking it could be about
time. If I was running the

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earthquake machine, I'd probably
know. And, I mean, I just don't

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know what's gonna be Northern or
Southern California. It's got to

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be one of those.

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Well, we have to be able to
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straight. It would have to be
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that's where it was designed. As
big kind of cool to have in

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Northern California. One that
collapsed a new bridge they're

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building.

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Oh, the one across the bay
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proof.

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That was, how could this happen?
And then we could be mad at

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China again, because it's
Chinese steel, I'm sure right.

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Yeah. Perfect. Perfect. I love
that. Well, let me just say

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this, John. I am amazed, just
totally blown away that we can

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actually even Connect today on
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Right? Because you know, the
largest cyber war ever was

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taking place right before our
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slow down the internet.

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Now this is, here's what I like
about this story. And this is a

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very simple story. But for those
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the program, a lot of you
understand the Internet or at

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least understand enough of it,
to be able to smell that

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something's wrong. And when you
ever read the like the New York

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Times, which is all over this
story completely, factually

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wrong. When you see the BBC, no
matter what the story is, if you

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actually know something about if
you know something about

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bicycles, and they're doing a
story on bicycles, you'd be

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like, That's bull crap, that's
not true. You just have to

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remember that every other story
they're doing is probably just

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as incorrect. So this is a good
one, because a lot of people

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really understand how these
things work. And if you listen

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to this BBC report, where they
pull in the BBC expert, to

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explain to us what is happening
with this war, and you listen to

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the actual words they're using,
you'll you'll understand two

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things. One, this is a a PR
effort kind of gone wrong by

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Cloudflare. And I'll explain why
that is in a moment. But to the

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people in mainstream love using
military terms, for Internet

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incidents like but like really
crazy ones. And that of course,

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is in order to help ratchet up
the cyber Dome Security Force,

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which is going to be a a
financial bonanza for people in

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the business, which we've
already identified. And of

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course, we have no motivation to
get off our ass and start a

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company and make some money on
it. We're just too lazy. So

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here's the ROI

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not lazy, we're too busy. True.
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This was harsh to listen to, and
we'll have to comment on it as

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we listen to this BBC report
hyping this kind of non event

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but certainly lying, or being
factually grossly wrong came

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across all the details coming
out of the summit. But let's

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talk about this. George
mentioned it I mentioned it

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millions of people around the
world may be experiencing slow

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internet speed

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slowing. Did you experience slow
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I experienced some sluggishness
with my email account at over it

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computer time,

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due to what's been called the
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Why the reason? Well, it is a
spat between a web host company

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called Cyber bunker and a UK
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It's now report I think he

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says spam horse but it's
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spam house is what it is. But he
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to be affecting the whole
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host is trying to stop spam
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already is like it's affecting
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does suspecting his speech
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So I bunk up from flooding these
unwanted spam email. Confused

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here we are a little bit the BBC
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where he Kathlyn Jones is going
to explain it to us Rory, great

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to have you.

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He is the expert. Right? He's

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speeding up because Skypes got a
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the war that's going on. So this
is so though he's bringing in

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the expert, the experts standing
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They have this huge kind of pit
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are standing and he's up on the
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Rory, what is this break it down
for us? Lena is going on here

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who's attacking who? Well,
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here's the deal. Spamhaus is an
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basically a blacklist of
companies that it accuses of

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sending spam across the Internet
list is used by other companies

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around the world to try and stop
the flow of unwanted emails. And

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one of the company it listed,
it's accused now of mounting a

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huge cyber attack upon it. And
this is called a distributed

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denial of service attack what it
does, basically, it sends vast

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amounts of traffic across the
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it's back up again. But all
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all right. The took the site
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it works. Okay, I'll let you
simplify it. But let let the

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other douchebag even though
really describe it in detail.

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volume of the attack has caused
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some experts are saying it's
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the one company affected that
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sort of motorway system

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the motorway system, John. It's
affecting the motorway system of

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the internet is in danger of
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Waste system of the internet.

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Yes. A particular will mean oh
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in the whole structure of the
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I'm glad you said that because
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technique which uses

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Okay, I gotta back this up.
We're going crazy. Here we go,

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one technician. So the
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him. And I'd love to meet this
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Because one technician described
the technique which uses a known

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floor, I'm assuming that's what
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internet, basic plumbing. And it
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this side the bunker is doing.
It's using a machine gun, mowing

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down a whole crowd and get the
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one person

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I love this is the best they can
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that's the BBC man. They're
saying they're using a machine

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gun on the internet, trying to
kill trying to kill one person,

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but they mow down the whole
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What often happens is attackers
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world, sometimes without their
owners, usually without their

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owners being aware use those
computers to flood the target

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with traffic until they can take
it no more. What's unusual about

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this stop, I can't take it no
more because these attacks are

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quite common is the sheer volume
of it and the effect it's having

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on the basic plumbing of the
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saying it's highlighted a flaw
in plumbing needs to be some

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volume also big floor horn in
reading, it's been described

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like the internet version of
using a nuclear bomb.

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When we went from machine gun to
nuclear bomb, I

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say BBC broadcast is this isn't
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main BBC News.

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version of using a nuclear bomb.
You know, again, for us laymen

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you go hang on Is there not a is
there not a un of the

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yes, this is the solution, we
need to you end

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that is there not a body or an
organization that can prevent

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these two from going head to
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Well, there are various
organizations but

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so allow me to explain what has
actually happened because that

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is why you listen to the best.
So spam horse is actually quite

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an appropriate name. And now
there are Spamhaus is one

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version, but there's there is an
incredible racket going on for

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whitelisting. And blacklisting.
In fact, if you have a company

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that sends out emails, you're
pretty much going to be tied

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into one of these spam, spam
horrors are not the guys you

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necessarily pay the money to
directly. But there are

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companies who you will have to
pay to be whitelisted, on

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Hotmail on Gmail on Yahoo. And
that can be quite costly,

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because they are literally
looking at, you know, how much

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how much mail you send. And if
you really want some guaranteed

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delivery, and it's not really
for, you know, sending out

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marketing message, but like
password, retrievals and stuff

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like that. So it's a real scam,
and the spam whores are involved

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in it. And the spam horse, the
way the way the company

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operates, is they'll identify
someone's sending spam, and the

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idea is, is okay, it's kind of,
you know, the idea of having a

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blacklist, and it's some kind of
org behind it. But if the, they

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then talk to the internet
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providing the access to the
spammer. And if the ISP which

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you know, a lot of these are
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addresses, they can't really
figure out who's doing what or

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when it's very costly, then the
spam horse will block entire

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networks, they'll block the
entire ISP so that legitimate

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users then will not have their
email arriving. So spam horror

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is not really a love a beloved
company, because of this

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practice, and they, they they
are kind of jacking ISPs and

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certainly, ISPs from eastern
states not granted a lot of spam

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comes from, from Russia and,
and, and, you know, but it's

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like, it's not like Russia
doesn't deserve to be on the

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internet and spam hordes, the
only guys who are allowed to

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determine that. So this cyber
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Netherlands, actually Dutch
there was some spam coming from

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one of their accounts completely
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when using a machine and you
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Amazon happens from all over the
place, spam horse then blocked

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all of cyber bunker, put them on
the black list. And this was

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over a dislike nine or 10 days
ago, it's been going on for

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quite a while. And then there
was like this, this Skype list,

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you know, like a conference call
and a lot of people started

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joining it and then like, you
know, screw the spam horror

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guys. We're going to do a DDOS
on them. And it was quite a

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significant one. But here's what
here's what went wrong.

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Cloudflare then came in and
said, Oh, don't worry, we'll

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take care of it. We can handle
it. for you, but they couldn't.

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And this DDoS was so severe that
it was not slowing down the

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internet, but it was slowing
down access to their other

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clients stuff. You know, because
they're basically an ED, you

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know, like an Occupy. And so
that's when they had to say, oh,

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you know, the job, we're, we're
protecting it, we can stop it

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all, but it's slowing down the
internet. They wanted to get

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some PR as being like the good
guys, but then the attack was so

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severe that it slowed down that
other clients started bitching,

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like, Hey, what the hell's going
on? And that's really the

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simplicity of it.

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You know, I don't know if you're
missing the bigger picture here,

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or

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No, I don't think I am. This is
the technical issue. You tell

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my but I'm more I went and try.
I hit both these sites and I

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noticed that cyber whores
whatever the spam, horse spam,

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whores, they, they were snappy.
Now somebody said that Google

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gave them some backbone? Sure,
sure. But meanwhile, the cyber

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bunker boys were just de were
damn near down as the attack was

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against them. And then G no
coincidence. I don't know why

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this was never mentioned by
anybody in any media outlet.

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They are the hosts of or
WikiLeaks.

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There you go. No, I understand
the bigger picture. But I and so

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the WikiLeaks thing seems to be
having more to do with it. And

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if you read the two they have
two press release. And I'm

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sorry, two press releases on
their site. One talking about

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the spam horrors being a as a
blackmailing operation. Yeah.

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But you know, in a in a kind of
a legal sense, but it's, you

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know, it's the protection
racket. Hey, hey, usually

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you don't want to know spams.

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Yeah, you want to get through?
Yeah. So and then they also

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mentioned I guess they had a
they are act literally in a

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bunker.

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Yeah. Dutch, a former bunker
from World War Two. Yeah. It's

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like, what? You can't get into
the place if you want to.

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That's marketing. It's,

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I love it. Yeah. It was one of
those in Switzerland. They're

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inside of a mountain. Yeah.

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It's that Switzerland is that's
where WikiLeaks went, I thought

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was Norway or something or
Denmark,

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or the big mountain retreat that
nobody can get into his in

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Switzerland. And that's mostly
used for backups. If people want

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to do archive or corporate
records, they put it inside this

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mountain. And you can't you can
drop an A bomb supposedly on the

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mountain and they're still
saying

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At what point at that point your
your backup will be so useful.

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Oh, what difference is short yet
a thumb drive people? So I

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think the whole debate because I
put pointed this out in the

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column about the WikiLeaks
angle, which is why we're why

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these people actually do the
site that's having trouble.

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Exactly, yeah. And then I got a
bunch of tweets out of the blue.

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And I know what I know is right
by the by the tweet side guy,

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which I also blocked every one
of these idiots. But there were

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these screwball tweets, each one
of the guys had about 175

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followers. And they're all
cybersecurity experts. And they

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all worked at different
companies. Supposedly, I didn't

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do any background research on
but they all look like spooks to

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me. And they're tweeting you.
They're all tweeting me saying,

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oh, oh, well, cyber bunker must
be responsible for the Kennedy

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assassination. What other
conspiracies do you have for me?

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Oh, not really. Yeah. They're
responsible for killing Kennedy.

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Right? And it was, it was

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let me find these tweets.

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Find them and Did anyone call
you Hitler at any point? No, no,

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they get their thing. They
didn't draw it, but they said it

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was they blaming him for blaming
it anyway, I can't remember the

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ones besides Kennedy, but every
no normal conspiracy theory.

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They said oh, divorce thing
cyber bunker did it or Spamhaus

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or whatever. I don't know how
they phrased it, but I suppose I

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got those tweets out of the blue
day. No, follow me. I don't

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know. You know, I guess they
they just jumped on me and

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Twitter. And I said, Okay,
great. Um,

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so this was after you published
the article, right? Yeah, just

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probably a day or two of course,
of course. So Big Bang. It's

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techno experts, man.

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It's just like the guys who come
in and with the with the, with

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the negative review on the book
that tells it like it is. And if

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you look at all the reviews,
that's all they do is they seek

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out anything that like, you
know, says something bad about

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the CIA and they're all over it.

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Okay. Here it is. David rahmer.
Steen. Apparently at the real

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Devora has become the Larry King
of tech media. Just saying

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random rambling things. Let me
see. Who is this guy? 130

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followers. Yeah, spoke. Okay,
let's see the next one. Oh, wait

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a minute. What is the MTA ops?
What is he? MTA ops at

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LivingSocial interactive. He's a
lead engineer MTA ops co opted

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Brian MC net that's Oh yeah,
that's a good one Brian MC net.

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Yeah, at the real Dvorak next
we'll be hearing how spam how

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shot the Kennedys kidnapped
Lindbergh baby and sank the

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Titanic. See Brian MC net funny.
Oh, here it is Brian MC net. I

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stopped SPAM for a living I play
since and hunt mushrooms for

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fun. Boo ki dokie 115 followers
another winner.

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Wow. I know they kind of stand
out like a sore thumb no

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evidence beyond their own
statements that cyber bunker

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ever hosted WikiLeaks. So
anyways, I don't like to spam

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whores I think there's a very
cuz I remember when we when we

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started with me via or pod show
and we Ellison we had a

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registration system and you know
people needed to get like a

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registration email or
verification email. And it was

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just it was just getting willy
nilly blocked and that's when

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the protection racket came in.
It was like $250,000 a year. I

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didn't know not that high. And
that was a deal because they

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were a Sequoia company.

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That was the deal. Got a deal.
Deal. Well, I'm sure I haven't

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talked to the people at
MailChimp. Who we I do my

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emailing through about this.
Yeah, well, they don't pay no,

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they have to have a for example,
when I I had this one time, I

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had a complete failure of any of
a mailing and I couldn't figure

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out why. And but then I finally
figured out why you put it I

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turned off the re the RE what's
a call when you send it to one

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address and it bounces it to
somebody else the reply to NO NO

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NO redirect and redirect. I
turned off redirects so when the

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mail which would normally be
redirected through MailChimp so

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they can do accounting. Oh,
right. Right, right. Yeah,

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somebody click on this and I
turned all that off.

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Right and immediately you got
you got blocked you got tags.

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Yeah,

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because they didn't have enough.
MailChimp action. I guess it is

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what's this? I don't know. It
doesn't look like anything.

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Blocking.

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Wow. Well, anyway, I will say
that cyber bunker of course did

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land on the moon. And I hold a
belief. Hilarious I tell you,

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but it's important that people
of course, we laugh but this is

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the BBC and if you read the New
York Times two days in a row,

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they're they're spouting this
just blather just total bull

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crap, because they don't know
what they're talking about. They

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really don't understand, you
know, if anyone is doing

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anything in this, they're the
heroes are at the exchanges. You

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know, the guys who are running
the real routers, you know, the,

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the BGP stuff that is at the
exchanges. And that's not a

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stock exchange. Okay, that's an
Internet Exchange. Those are the

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guys that are really managing
all this stuff. And they're the

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heroes no one no one interviews
them? No, no, let's, let's talk

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to the PR guy from from spam
whores.

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Yeah, or some other PR guy.
Yeah, that's all it's all. It's

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all but this is a, this this
whole racket, which I've, I've

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been, you know, like the
dvorak.org blog was always

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getting blocked here and there.
And I had to do a lot of

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research to figure out who is
doing and as always one of these

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companies that that puts a
blacklist. And it's like, why am

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I on the blacklist? It's just a
blog for God's sake. And you've

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you know, and it's always you
can't figure out who they are.

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And you can't get a hold anybody
it's like, but this is this is

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this is people should stop using
these black lists from the

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people will just

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either stop using email or get a
team up with a small, you know,

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small company that runs their
own servers. Don't be using all

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this other crap. That's what we
used to do a member we used to

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have, like an ISP, and it was
like a local guy. Yeah. Hey,

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call Hey, man. Hey, man, I my
emails not working? Don't worry.

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I'll fix it. One second. Okay,
it's gonna have that with my

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guy. You do? Yeah. But that guy
is probably not taking new

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clients.

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I think he is.

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Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. So big
in

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the Si Si, a CTY me.com.

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And I run my own mail server,
and I'm very happy with that

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very happy

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and you're not corrupted? No, at
all. Of course, you probably you

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block your spam with any
technique at all.

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No, I actually, if you look at
the because I just I just bought

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a Mac Mini server, and it
literally has everything kind of

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right in there and just started
a Mac Mini. Yeah, Mac server

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server, OS X Mac Mini server. It
has everything kind of in there,

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including the same, you know,
mail program, like you've got,

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I've got squirrel mail if I
want. Actually, I want to be

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using that more than I would
ever expect.

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I feel the same way. It's kind
of, you know,

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because when you do a search,
you're searching on the server

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and site it's pretty fast. And
anyway. So it does have spam

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whores in there as a choice. And
I think it may be by default.

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But I didn't choose to use that.
You know, it's fun. So what I

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Uh, what I actually have done
and sounds, it's kind of a crazy

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way to do it. But I dislike all
these, all these typical filters

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is I've set up on the server,
there's an account that's

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running. And I actually have
Thunderbird running with custom

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mail rules that I've created
over time. So it is it a lot of

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stuff should be blocked at the
server end. And there is there

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is obviously there's some stuff
that you know, if it can't

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authenticate to blocks, I mean,
there's some, some low lower

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level SMTP stuff that it does.
But I've really kind of built my

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own mail rules over time. And
and I just have a copy of

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Thunderbird running all the time
filtering that out, and I get it

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through IMAP. So it kind of
works. It's, it's a little more

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than most people will do, I'm
sure.

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But actually, with most of these
systems, if you want it to put

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the effort into it, you could
create a filtering system

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yourself, which you did. And it
which would be very effective

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specifically for you.

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Yeah. And also, in squirrel
mail, you can on OSX certain or

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not squirrel, my OSX. Now maybe
the squirrel mail, you can

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actually set up server side
rules. And I've also set up a

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number of those. So it's, you
know, yeah, it takes a little

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00:26:13,170 --> 00:26:15,180
work. But you know, what, what
are you teaching your kids at

445
00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:18,210
school? You're teaching them
nothing of any use the you

446
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:21,690
should, when kids go to school,
they should be taught how to

447
00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:25,770
compile a kernel, a Linux
kernel, just just so they do it

448
00:26:25,770 --> 00:26:29,460
just that I've seen it, set up a
mail server set up a web server,

449
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:33,240
set up a porn site. I mean,
these are the things that are

450
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:39,420
useful for kids. But are we
teaching them in school? To have

451
00:26:39,420 --> 00:26:49,080
the black history? Yeah, well,
of course, in the United States

452
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:53,880
of Gitmo nation, we have the big
Defense of Marriage Act. That's

453
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,620
in the Supreme Court. And I'd
like to

454
00:26:55,620 --> 00:26:57,930
go there's actually two things
running as I look, again, I

455
00:26:57,930 --> 00:27:01,320
can't see when one starts and
the other begins and the other

456
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,640
ends in one way anyway, this the
do Ma is being discussed. So as

457
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,650
to Prop Eight situation in
California.

458
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:11,010
Well, this is very interesting,
because people in the United

459
00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:14,190
States don't understand how it
works and how it operates. But

460
00:27:14,190 --> 00:27:17,130
outside of the United States,
they really have no idea and we

461
00:27:17,130 --> 00:27:20,820
have a guest and she's actually
she's leaving tomorrow. But our

462
00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:23,490
guests from the Netherland,
she's a writer, she's just she

463
00:27:23,490 --> 00:27:27,600
writes for magazines. And by the
a lot of insight she gives me

464
00:27:27,630 --> 00:27:30,780
like, she gets double edited,
because she's always trying to

465
00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:34,350
slip kind of like crackpot stuff
through and they won't have it

466
00:27:34,350 --> 00:27:36,930
and the advertiser, if you
really want to talk to any

467
00:27:36,930 --> 00:27:39,930
writer who writes for mainstream
magazine, they'll tell you that

468
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,480
you can't do anything that money
even remotely piss off the

469
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:47,880
advertisers. And so she's well
read and, and Sonia says, oh,

470
00:27:47,910 --> 00:27:50,550
you know, because of the way you
see the news, like, oh, you

471
00:27:50,550 --> 00:27:53,790
know, tomorrow, we're going to
wake up and you can marry

472
00:27:53,790 --> 00:27:57,000
anything. I'm going to marry
this chair. You know, that's how

473
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,970
it's gonna roll here. No, that's
not what's going to happen. And

474
00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:04,980
let's see. And I said, Do you
know that the DOMA the Defense

475
00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:07,230
of Marriage Act? Do you know
that that Bill Clinton signed

476
00:28:07,230 --> 00:28:11,400
that into law and her head would
what to get and Bill Clinton,

477
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,340
and now we see rescinding on
that is really

478
00:28:14,699 --> 00:28:17,459
easy for you easy to rescind on
if you're out.

479
00:28:19,980 --> 00:28:24,360
But, but it was interesting. She
said, Oh, that was like, I

480
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:28,080
thought that was part of the
Constitution. Right? Yeah. But

481
00:28:28,530 --> 00:28:30,510
she's smart man. But this is how

482
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:33,360
nobody I've been in Holland is
going to even understand the

483
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:37,410
basics of our Constitution, how
simple it is. And then and the

484
00:28:37,410 --> 00:28:40,560
fact is most of these things are
outside the Constitution and

485
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,020
that's why they're always
debating whether they're allowed

486
00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:45,600
by the Constitution in these
courts situations. I know.

487
00:28:45,780 --> 00:28:50,790
But but people so don't
understand what what is. But

488
00:28:50,910 --> 00:28:55,080
also this is how portrays get
rid of our guns. Well, it's

489
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,840
funny, it's funny, you bring
that up, because, you know,

490
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:03,600
Nancy Pelosi, his daughter,
Alexandra, who I'm starting to

491
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,660
grow a dislike for Not that I
ever liked her, but like, it's

492
00:29:06,660 --> 00:29:11,040
like kind of a severe thing. She
was on Piers Morgan. And she

493
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,710
because she did a documentary.
She's promoting a documentary

494
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:16,230
about the New Jersey thing was
the governor who

495
00:29:16,350 --> 00:29:19,350
she's the one who went into the
deep south and found every

496
00:29:19,350 --> 00:29:23,580
Toothless guy she could. Yes,
yes. The whole states a bunch of

497
00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:28,560
Toothless. Yes, yes. Oh, Nadav.
I like to screw my dog when my

498
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,880
wife's not around.

499
00:29:31,650 --> 00:29:34,740
Open opening of the show, and we
just take the time code. Okay.

500
00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:39,960
So she's, she's on and with,
with the governor who came out

501
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,270
as gay. Remember that he was
there with his wife and he

502
00:29:42,270 --> 00:29:45,240
resigned. It was like this whole
big deal. That was maybe 10

503
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,940
years ago, I think so she's done
a documentary on him. Her

504
00:29:47,940 --> 00:29:54,120
husband is Dutch. And so Pierce
brings up of course, his main

505
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,330
topic about new Newtown
Connecticut. And

506
00:29:57,390 --> 00:30:00,990
yeah, I'm sure his ratings are
sky rock. Adding from this theme

507
00:30:00,990 --> 00:30:01,620
of his

508
00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:05,880
and and I think that there was
like there's some story,

509
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,490
although I'm not sure if it's
really been corroborated that

510
00:30:08,490 --> 00:30:11,670
two guys came up, said that with
a lady with a stroller and said

511
00:30:11,670 --> 00:30:14,250
Give us your money. No. And then
they shot the infant in the

512
00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:20,520
head. You hear the story? No, it
doesn't. It's kind of like a cry

513
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:24,180
sound sounds like a crock to me.
So, but listen to what Pelosi,

514
00:30:24,210 --> 00:30:28,380
daughter of the biggest reptile
in DC had to say.

515
00:30:28,710 --> 00:30:30,870
It's getting worse. I don't know
what you think about this, but

516
00:30:30,899 --> 00:30:36,179
by the way, so here's a British
guy about to talk about a Dutch

517
00:30:36,179 --> 00:30:37,949
guy's opinion of our country.

518
00:30:38,310 --> 00:30:42,030
This seems like an escalation in
the desensitizing of these kids

519
00:30:42,330 --> 00:30:45,810
is Adam Lanza at Sandy Hook,
drunk.

520
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,690
Now he's this is just how he
talks about

521
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,860
to walk into a classroom of
first graders and just

522
00:30:52,860 --> 00:30:56,700
annihilate them. This guy love
the words kid has been charged

523
00:30:56,700 --> 00:31:00,120
with this offense, to walk up to
a baby in a stroller and just

524
00:31:00,450 --> 00:31:03,690
shoot a bullet in his head. It
seems to me a sort of

525
00:31:03,690 --> 00:31:08,190
dehumanizing processes going on
here. That removes any sense of

526
00:31:08,190 --> 00:31:09,150
normal behavior.

527
00:31:09,750 --> 00:31:11,820
I thought you were taking it to
the place of redemption.

528
00:31:11,909 --> 00:31:14,909
Now, by the way, what happened
here is they have a script for

529
00:31:14,909 --> 00:31:19,469
this interview. And she totally
off script. Yes, she she well,

530
00:31:19,469 --> 00:31:21,209
she totally misunderstood.

531
00:31:21,390 --> 00:31:25,170
Oh, she went she essentially
lost, she lost, she lost

532
00:31:25,170 --> 00:31:27,450
his train of thought. And she's
actually going to say that right

533
00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:29,970
now, I thought you're going to
talk about Tiger Woods, which he

534
00:31:29,970 --> 00:31:33,090
didn't mention in the in the
whole lead up to this. So he's,

535
00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:36,000
he's just this is highly
scripted

536
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,650
by very, very script, because
you're

537
00:31:37,650 --> 00:31:40,110
starting with Tiger Woods. And I
think you're gonna ask him if he

538
00:31:40,110 --> 00:31:41,700
thought these people deserve
presumption?

539
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,230
Well, I'm gonna come to that. I
mean, I

540
00:31:43,230 --> 00:31:45,750
think I'm gonna come, I'm gonna
come back to that part of the

541
00:31:45,750 --> 00:31:47,940
script. But hold on, I'm not
ready, I suppose.

542
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,280
Over your show, if you let

543
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,640
her know, and I will tell you
that my husband is Dutch. And he

544
00:31:53,670 --> 00:31:56,520
watches you every night. And he
says, this is sick, this country

545
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,670
is sick. And it's a disease. And
it's sad that, you know, it's

546
00:31:59,670 --> 00:32:02,370
great that you can say it, but
that the whole doesn't see it.

547
00:32:02,370 --> 00:32:06,360
And that if you get a class, I
have a first grader if you line

548
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:10,200
up a clap their class of 20 kids
and they get what happened in

549
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,510
San Jose, and that doesn't
change this country, then you

550
00:32:12,510 --> 00:32:15,120
have to realize there's
something really sick and

551
00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:17,310
disgusting about this country.
You're not allowed to say that

552
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:20,190
in America. And America used to
say, USA chant. This is the

553
00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:22,680
greatest country on Earth. And
that's all you're allowed to

554
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:23,040
say.

555
00:32:23,070 --> 00:32:24,420
Well, I think so.

556
00:32:25,620 --> 00:32:29,580
True on the USA, which by the
way, your mom would be the

557
00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:34,020
number one douchebag doing that.
But why don't you Why don't you

558
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:37,680
take your Dutch husband and put
them on a plane and send him

559
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:42,480
back to Duitsland? Where it's so
much better? Where let me see

560
00:32:42,510 --> 00:32:44,940
you make them not sick and
discuss what you wish you'd

561
00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:45,720
called, where you

562
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:49,650
make a movie. And then, you
know, just a movie against that

563
00:32:49,650 --> 00:32:52,140
even against just a movie about
a religion and then your head

564
00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:56,040
gets cut off and you get gunned
down in the street? How about

565
00:32:56,040 --> 00:33:00,120
that? Or where you just walk
around Amsterdam tell me how

566
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:04,170
safe you feel as a woman or as a
gay man. Or woman. Tell me how

567
00:33:04,170 --> 00:33:07,980
safe you feel in that in that
unset country. The world is sick

568
00:33:08,550 --> 00:33:14,400
lady. I like the script thing.
Distributors shoes, like see

569
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,860
where I thought you're gonna be
on this item to talk about?

570
00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:20,640
Yeah. Dude, we had a one of the
we should remind this is we've

571
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,520
talked about this, maybe two or
three years ago, we had one of

572
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,890
the producers that used to work
in the McLaughlin report. And he

573
00:33:25,890 --> 00:33:28,470
says that entire show is
completely scripted. Right,

574
00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:31,530
right, including what people say
and how they say and how they

575
00:33:31,530 --> 00:33:32,670
get interrupted. And I'd like

576
00:33:32,670 --> 00:33:36,540
to remind people that not only
is this podcast not scripted, I

577
00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:40,320
will take it one step further.
We do not speak to each other

578
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:45,000
outside of the 15 minutes before
we start the show when we're

579
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,240
just like getting tea and play
and slide whistle during the

580
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,660
show. And then after the show
where we discuss essentially,

581
00:33:51,870 --> 00:33:57,360
the artwork, the title of the
show. And then if John is going

582
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:02,490
to be on twit I try and rile him
up, try and try to say crazy

583
00:34:02,490 --> 00:34:06,300
crap on the show. And that
rarely works by the way. And

584
00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:09,960
that's about it. And that is why
we are I think it's part of our

585
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,990
success. And people still don't
want to sometimes don't even

586
00:34:12,990 --> 00:34:13,800
believe that.

587
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,170
No, I know is because many of
our clips since we're

588
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,020
essentially we're not on the
same exact wavelength. We're not

589
00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:22,560
even in the same part of the
country. But we we watch the

590
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,350
same sources even though there's
more sources than we can

591
00:34:25,350 --> 00:34:28,530
actually watch. And we always
switch around a lot. But we

592
00:34:28,530 --> 00:34:31,620
can't we find the same kinds of
stories and so we'll have

593
00:34:31,620 --> 00:34:34,590
complementary clips, which makes
it look rehearsed because, you

594
00:34:34,590 --> 00:34:36,720
know, you'll say something like
yeah, boom, and then I got one

595
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:39,120
in there and then you got a
topper and that kind of thing.

596
00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:43,020
Now, I did have one clip from
the Supreme Court discussions

597
00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:47,220
which I believe Kagan had the
best line and apparently these

598
00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:51,990
these discussions about gay
marriage, DOMA and Prop Eight

599
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:56,160
are packing them in unlike most
supreme court and here's

600
00:34:56,160 --> 00:35:00,840
what I don't understand why. So
you know, of course, if like you

601
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,720
and I were both with you, you'd
have C span on, then we have

602
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:08,520
this, this great debate, which
is it's grandiose one way or the

603
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:12,240
other, but there's no video.
It's only audio. And it's like a

604
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,580
radio play. I mean, you've got
the audience hooting and

605
00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:17,850
hollering and laughing and I
like it. I enjoy it. But why no

606
00:35:17,850 --> 00:35:20,310
cameras in the Supreme Court?
What is the thinking behind

607
00:35:20,310 --> 00:35:20,640
that?

608
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,320
They're not very attractive
people.

609
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,050
Okay. Right. That would make
sense. Yes. So,

610
00:35:25,530 --> 00:35:28,770
anyway, so we have camera ready.
They're not they don't want to

611
00:35:28,770 --> 00:35:30,630
put makeup on and they'd be
tempted to

612
00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:33,840
we've seen Ginsburg legs, I
mean, please, is

613
00:35:34,650 --> 00:35:38,370
so so they were are getting big
laughs and Kagan had the best

614
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:40,800
line. I have it here getting big
laps in the Supreme Court. And

615
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,950
she she's played to the audience
and got the big good laugh. And

616
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,070
there the whole place was happy
as as a clam.

617
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,270
said, Mr. Cooper, suppose the
state said,

618
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:54,600
Oh, hold on. It's not clap,
stop. I wanted to set it up.

619
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,210
This is the argument that she's
attacking, which is that the

620
00:35:57,210 --> 00:36:00,390
reason you already have gay
marriage and this guy's anti gay

621
00:36:00,390 --> 00:36:03,360
marriage, is because there's no
procreation, it's all about

622
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,140
procreation. That's what the
whole game is. And so now

623
00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:07,800
hitting because we

624
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,290
think that the focus of marriage
really shouldn't be on

625
00:36:10,290 --> 00:36:14,430
procreation. We're not going to
give marriage licenses anymore

626
00:36:14,430 --> 00:36:20,280
to any couple where both people
are over the age of 55. Would

627
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,860
that be constitutional? No, Your
Honor, it would not be

628
00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:26,280
constitutional, because that's
the same state interest. I would

629
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:30,210
think, you know, if you're over
the age of 55, you don't help us

630
00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:33,570
serve the government's interest
in regulating procreation

631
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:34,260
through merit.

632
00:36:34,710 --> 00:36:37,560
By the way, when I heard that, I
was like, I'm listening to the

633
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,490
Giants view join voice system.
You are not helpful to your

634
00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:44,940
government, you are not
procreating stay inside.

635
00:36:45,180 --> 00:36:46,650
So why is that different?

636
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:51,960
Your Honor, even with respect to
couples over the age of 55, it

637
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:57,510
is very rare that both couples
both parties, to the couple are

638
00:36:57,510 --> 00:37:00,930
infertile. And the traditional
No, really,

639
00:37:01,410 --> 00:37:06,450
if a couple I can just assure
you if both the woman and the

640
00:37:06,450 --> 00:37:10,530
man are over the age of 55 there
are not a lot of children coming

641
00:37:10,530 --> 00:37:11,250
out of that man.

642
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:19,200
We are so messed up in our head
in this country about penis

643
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:25,170
vagina. boobies, nipples. Ass.
You know, anything that has to

644
00:37:25,170 --> 00:37:28,080
do with the human body? Because
that's not laughter let's get

645
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:31,230
this nervous laughter John
that's a nervous humor. She

646
00:37:31,230 --> 00:37:31,950
got the big laugh.

647
00:37:32,370 --> 00:37:35,160
But peep Yeah, it's a punch
line. But it's just so

648
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:41,400
it was it was Yeah. We're gonna
be having sex.

649
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:48,660
Are you sure showed you when you
put it in there? Like, really?

650
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:54,270
By the way, all right. So that's
all you got it

651
00:37:55,350 --> 00:37:58,230
for the I had all those clips
and I said you know this is not

652
00:37:58,230 --> 00:38:01,290
that interesting. It's got to be
easier to deconstruct the the

653
00:38:01,290 --> 00:38:04,530
results rather than picking up
these one liners. And there's

654
00:38:04,710 --> 00:38:07,230
these koi arguments and that's
it. The arguments are

655
00:38:07,230 --> 00:38:10,260
interesting. I have to say, you
know, and I always enjoyed by

656
00:38:10,260 --> 00:38:12,630
the way I did listen to the
Supreme Court case about the

657
00:38:12,630 --> 00:38:19,440
dogs. And because it's totally
fascinating ended ended. I don't

658
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,380
know I don't know. What about
the dogs. Well placed sniffer

659
00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:23,340
dogs decision.

660
00:38:24,180 --> 00:38:25,560
This is all this was also in the

661
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,950
Supreme Court. Police will have
to get a warrant from now on

662
00:38:28,950 --> 00:38:32,070
before they bring drug sniffing
dogs on a suspects property

663
00:38:32,100 --> 00:38:34,800
right Supreme Court handed down
that decision today. five to

664
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:38,160
four Justice Antonin Scalia
wrote the majority opinion for a

665
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,920
conservative liberal
combination. He found that using

666
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,860
sniffer dogs without a warrant
violates Fourth Amendment's

667
00:38:43,860 --> 00:38:45,810
protection against illegal
search

668
00:38:45,810 --> 00:38:48,510
and seizure simply because we
know that dogs lie.

669
00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:53,100
Yeah, there's that to the dog.
Dogs lives lives beside them.

670
00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:55,620
Get them to get the dogs away.
That's the that's the point.

671
00:38:55,650 --> 00:38:58,410
Yeah. And apparently it was only
the liberal part of the court

672
00:38:58,410 --> 00:39:01,650
that thought this was the way to
go. And all the Conservatives

673
00:39:01,650 --> 00:39:05,250
Yeah, it's fine. Let the dogs
come on the property. What

674
00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:08,250
damage does it make? They're not
going inside and that was their

675
00:39:08,250 --> 00:39:12,840
basic argument. But Scalia said
as screw that he flipped on this

676
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:16,080
and they get the liberal said,
Oh, you can write the decision

677
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:21,240
because you're more erudite than
we are areas of this thing to

678
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:21,720
write.

679
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:26,370
Hey, I'm just thinking back to
that that comment. I was kind of

680
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,720
ageist you know, it's also like,
you know, you're 55 like you're

681
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:33,480
just you're just you don't have
sex you just useless.

682
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,820
It is a good point yesterday,
just

683
00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:38,970
just think because I'm like,
Hey, wait a minute. That's only

684
00:39:38,970 --> 00:39:43,800
like seven years from now six.
Screw that in my

685
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,940
rearview mirror.

686
00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:53,550
And objects in the rearview
mirror may seem closer than they

687
00:39:53,550 --> 00:39:56,820
appear or something like that.
Well, I only caught one thing

688
00:39:56,820 --> 00:40:01,860
about this whole DOMA and of
course This, this really means

689
00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:05,730
nothing. So the Supreme Court
could strike it down because the

690
00:40:05,730 --> 00:40:10,170
way it works in it still works,
I believe in these United States

691
00:40:10,170 --> 00:40:14,430
is it's a states rights issue
states determine, you know,

692
00:40:14,430 --> 00:40:17,040
their own laws in this regard.
And the federal government

693
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:22,590
pretty much has nothing to do
with it. But I caught on. This

694
00:40:22,590 --> 00:40:27,990
is MSNBC on the morning, Joe
program. And they had some

695
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:33,210
guests on I guess, legal
experts, and the well listen to

696
00:40:33,210 --> 00:40:36,540
it and see if you hear the same
thing I heard the DOMA debate.

697
00:40:37,290 --> 00:40:41,460
Just reading about it would
appear that that's done, that

698
00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:41,580
they're

699
00:40:41,580 --> 00:40:42,840
gonna just throw it out.

700
00:40:42,990 --> 00:40:44,430
It sounds like it. But the
interesting

701
00:40:44,430 --> 00:40:46,830
thing is, it doesn't sound like
they're going to throw it out

702
00:40:46,830 --> 00:40:50,610
because they think that it's
unconstitutional on an equal

703
00:40:50,610 --> 00:40:54,600
protection basis. It sounds like
if they if they toss out DOMA,

704
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:58,350
it's because of a legal
technicality because it tramples

705
00:40:58,350 --> 00:40:59,340
on states rights.

706
00:41:00,060 --> 00:41:02,220
states rights is a legal
technicality.

707
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:07,860
The legal technicalities, the
legal system works. What is

708
00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:13,350
wrong with these people, minor
and minor 10th amendment is just

709
00:41:13,350 --> 00:41:14,940
a legal technicality.

710
00:41:16,590 --> 00:41:19,350
But this is how we're being
programmed. This is how we're

711
00:41:19,350 --> 00:41:24,210
being programmed. And I'm going
to resend to you, I will rescind

712
00:41:24,210 --> 00:41:29,460
and repent that I was unawares.
And I think that's correct with

713
00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:34,500
the rest of the cutting in line
phenomenon, which now is

714
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:37,440
confirmed as also taking place
in Texas, although I still have

715
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,950
yet to receive confirmation or
empirical proof myself, but it's

716
00:41:40,950 --> 00:41:41,370
happening

717
00:41:41,370 --> 00:41:43,830
awesome to see it because you're
an older guy, and they're going

718
00:41:43,830 --> 00:41:46,530
to see you and they're not going
to do it. In fact, I have under

719
00:41:46,530 --> 00:41:49,590
if you saw the second batch of
clips, I do have one clip which

720
00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:54,090
I want to discuss. Although we
can discuss it after thanking a

721
00:41:54,090 --> 00:41:56,520
number of executive producers
who are coming in because we

722
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:00,300
have show 500 Coming up next
Sunday, this coming Sunday, or

723
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:02,340
Sunday. And I want to get these
out of the way because there's a

724
00:42:02,340 --> 00:42:04,860
lot of them and we want to make
sure everyone gets a good thank

725
00:42:04,860 --> 00:42:10,080
you. Yes for helping us
celebrate and this is really 500

726
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,070
shows.

727
00:42:11,250 --> 00:42:17,670
And this is really part of the
pre celebratory festivities.

728
00:42:18,089 --> 00:42:23,339
Yeah. So we have a lot we have a
couple of people two of our

729
00:42:23,369 --> 00:42:27,119
producers came in as instant
knights Wow, all sounds each.

730
00:42:28,109 --> 00:42:31,409
Gerhard. How do you pronounce
this in Dutch Boris?

731
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,500
Boris he in art Boris is how I
pronounce it. She had art.

732
00:42:35,550 --> 00:42:38,640
Isn't Boers like one of the
great great Dutch names?

733
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,300
Um, well, you you know that
there's this is all this stuff

734
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:47,940
changed South Africa. Oh, the
Boers. You're right. And he's

735
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:50,340
well it couldn't it make sense.
He's from the south of Holland

736
00:42:50,370 --> 00:42:56,910
Lindbergh. Sweetheart. Yeah, in
fact, I think he's, yeah.

737
00:42:57,330 --> 00:42:59,640
And he sent us no note that I
could find and we looked and

738
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:04,860
looked really and. And he's
probably was a relative of

739
00:43:04,860 --> 00:43:09,180
somebody that was in the Boer
War, I would think. Yeah,

740
00:43:09,210 --> 00:43:12,030
conference events for that was
like a major, major deal. But

741
00:43:12,030 --> 00:43:16,710
anyway, as South, you would
recognize it being the South,

742
00:43:16,710 --> 00:43:20,250
but we also have a guy from the
south of the USA Paxton Sanders

743
00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:23,370
from Madison, Alabama. And he
says he wants to thank us for

744
00:43:23,370 --> 00:43:25,620
all the entertainment
information. Only one request

745
00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:26,670
karma for his family.

746
00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:29,790
absolutely happy to have that
out. And you deserve it. You've

747
00:43:29,790 --> 00:43:35,130
got karma. That's right. I was
just a QSR in with the with

748
00:43:35,130 --> 00:43:35,820
Alabama.

749
00:43:35,970 --> 00:43:38,310
You are QSR going with Alabama?

750
00:43:39,510 --> 00:43:43,650
And for no. On no on the CW is
my friend.

751
00:43:43,860 --> 00:43:45,510
You are on the CW. Yeah, I

752
00:43:45,510 --> 00:43:49,110
got my paddle on everything.
It's so it's you have a paddle.

753
00:43:49,230 --> 00:43:51,540
I have a I am big

754
00:43:51,540 --> 00:43:57,000
paddle. So I met with the CEO of
roku. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And he

755
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,000
started with somehow got off the
track because he's interested in

756
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,310
a bunch of things that I'm
interested in. Like, he has just

757
00:44:02,310 --> 00:44:05,880
getting chickens. I think I
talked him to getting a C band

758
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:10,440
dish, which was on its front
yard in Palo Alto, which I don't

759
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,790
think he's gonna get Wait a
minute.

760
00:44:11,850 --> 00:44:15,390
Did he say hey, that no agenda
show was always on the favorite

761
00:44:15,390 --> 00:44:17,580
list on Roku. Did he mention
that? Did he bring it up?

762
00:44:17,970 --> 00:44:21,150
I brought it up and he didn't
know anything about him. He said

763
00:44:21,150 --> 00:44:23,760
that's great. He doesn't use his
own stuff. You know, he doesn't

764
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:28,830
know the Roku search and you
just type in no agenda. Anyway,

765
00:44:28,830 --> 00:44:32,580
the but I think I talked him
into becoming a ham.

766
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:38,760
Great. Who was the guy that
started Tandem Computers.

767
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,300
Oh, there's I don't remember. So
he

768
00:44:42,330 --> 00:44:45,630
he's a ham and he lives in
Austin. And I was introduced via

769
00:44:45,630 --> 00:44:50,610
email. And he's, I mean, he's
like a billionaire. Still

770
00:44:50,610 --> 00:44:53,580
probably. And he's like, yeah,

771
00:44:53,580 --> 00:44:55,740
get rid of the money fast
enough. Well, I'm going to try

772
00:44:55,740 --> 00:44:58,590
and help him. Yeah, make him
listen to the no agenda, shall

773
00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:01,440
we? Isn't your little device

774
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:06,000
we need to? We need an
endowment, but he's a ham. He's

775
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,700
like, Hey, man, let's have some
coffee. Like, cool.

776
00:45:08,970 --> 00:45:12,300
That's sure. He's four guys.
They're not in the business

777
00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:13,680
anymore. So they're just bored.

778
00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:16,710
And our scientists friend
Russell, Professor Russell from

779
00:45:16,710 --> 00:45:21,300
the brain in the brain guy.
Yeah. I don't know what we said.

780
00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:24,600
Exactly. But I think he's trying
to take my wife away from me

781
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:30,330
now. I swear to God, he's like,
he's letting him he's like, No,

782
00:45:30,330 --> 00:45:34,770
seriously. He's like, so first
he was allowed to photograph the

783
00:45:34,770 --> 00:45:40,470
entire brain collection within
the picture. I get I always

784
00:45:40,470 --> 00:45:43,170
like, we'd like to see the
mummies we have in the basement.

785
00:45:43,350 --> 00:45:50,100
Oh, hmm. And let's meet let's
meet in Florence. I know the

786
00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:53,970
friends there at the at the
museum I'm sure I can get you to

787
00:45:53,970 --> 00:45:57,780
see to photograph some of the
special exhibits. This guy's

788
00:45:57,780 --> 00:45:59,190
totally stealing my wife.

789
00:46:00,060 --> 00:46:05,520
He's probably thinking well, I
mean it's probably Yeah, it was

790
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,920
probably the last show you made
some indication that you you

791
00:46:07,980 --> 00:46:11,940
might want to go gay by
opportunities

792
00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:15,870
I don't remember that. I do

793
00:46:16,770 --> 00:46:21,840
it somewhere thanks out there
Kobe Hong in Parts Unknown. He

794
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:26,310
says he gave us five ad for the
produced the show and he says

795
00:46:26,310 --> 00:46:29,400
it's been 58 shows since I last
donated so here's $10 for each

796
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:37,620
of them thank you. Get the round
table. Zeros mofos night uncle

797
00:46:37,620 --> 00:46:40,710
night him on Sunday if we if he
is alright. John White Jackson,

798
00:46:40,710 --> 00:46:45,630
Tennessee 53261. In order in
honor of the upcoming 500th

799
00:46:45,630 --> 00:46:48,240
episode of the Best podcast in
universe I've decided to speed

800
00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:51,090
up my knighthood I would like
the title to be served Dr.

801
00:46:51,090 --> 00:46:56,490
Sharkey. Please do den de
douche. My senators Alexander

802
00:46:56,490 --> 00:46:59,670
and Corker and send some karma
in an ITM so he

803
00:46:59,670 --> 00:47:04,080
wants to do so and then de
douche Yeah, okay, we can do

804
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:15,330
that. Been de deuced you've got
karma. Let me just make sure

805
00:47:15,330 --> 00:47:18,480
I've got because JC never puts
that down when it when someone

806
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:22,680
wants a title. So he wants to be
served Dr. Sharkey Okay, I got

807
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:22,860
it.

808
00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:28,260
I beware technologies. On behalf
of Mr. David Foley in Los Gatos

809
00:47:28,290 --> 00:47:33,990
lost cat that's actually the cat
the cats 500 from Sir David

810
00:47:33,990 --> 00:47:37,380
Foley get coins 500 get coins
for the best podcast in the

811
00:47:37,380 --> 00:47:38,130
universe. Hey

812
00:47:38,130 --> 00:47:42,540
shoot Hold on a second stop stop
stop stop stop stop me do it

813
00:47:42,540 --> 00:47:46,020
real quick before anyone else
does it oh my god, please tell

814
00:47:46,020 --> 00:47:52,020
me this is available I can't go
fast enough get you do it while

815
00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:56,970
we're on I gotta get coin.com
Let me see if I can register How

816
00:47:56,970 --> 00:47:59,550
funny is that? You could have a
coin with like a dude all messed

817
00:47:59,550 --> 00:48:02,940
up looking funny is that

818
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:06,180
Gil is worth a lot of money

819
00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:09,420
going down we'll see if I can
get it why

820
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,090
somebody has gitcoin

821
00:48:12,450 --> 00:48:15,660
Something's messing up Hold on
one minute and you get all

822
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,030
killing the show you killing the
pace in the flow.

823
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,480
If you don't do this then
someone else will get it but

824
00:48:22,020 --> 00:48:26,130
they would immediately okay now
no good someone has good coin

825
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:27,090
they do but

826
00:48:27,090 --> 00:48:28,620
what I get dash coin

827
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,320
not gonna do dashes

828
00:48:31,770 --> 00:48:34,110
are the best podcasts in
University says he wants some

829
00:48:34,110 --> 00:48:34,530
karma.

830
00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:37,500
Okay, absolutely sorry about
interrupting the flow then

831
00:48:37,860 --> 00:48:39,540
you've got karma.

832
00:48:40,650 --> 00:48:45,750
Christopher Roche Roche in
Tampa, Florida, the home of the

833
00:48:46,230 --> 00:48:50,280
of the best lap dancers in the
world. Thank you guys for the

834
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,040
hours of entertainment while
being broke and unemployed. Not

835
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,490
that I'm a productive wage slave
I can provide value for value

836
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,580
nice. I only asked for the
little karma to keep the

837
00:48:59,580 --> 00:49:01,710
prosperity going shooting for
the knighthood by the end of the

838
00:49:01,710 --> 00:49:03,690
year. Oh, that's very awesome.
And thank you

839
00:49:03,930 --> 00:49:09,270
for remembering us in your car,
your prosperous times. Don't

840
00:49:09,270 --> 00:49:10,650
worry, it'll swing back.

841
00:49:11,430 --> 00:49:17,400
Well, not for a while. Keith
Chamberlain in Medford oregon. I

842
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:21,630
love the I love the financial
cliff screen please play I fear

843
00:49:21,630 --> 00:49:25,710
it will disappear from disuse. I
need karma karma for everyone

844
00:49:25,710 --> 00:49:26,760
please $500

845
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,400
You've got karma

846
00:49:33,930 --> 00:49:36,510
that could be to take the place
of that debt. What's the name of

847
00:49:36,510 --> 00:49:38,760
that scream? Everyone uses it
all their movies just because

848
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:44,310
it's funny. They use it. I don't
know. Somebody in the chat room

849
00:49:44,310 --> 00:49:47,460
will tell you Francine Hardaway
Dame Francine as a matter of

850
00:49:47,460 --> 00:49:48,360
fact, no.

851
00:49:49,740 --> 00:49:51,930
Show she'll be she'll be good.
She's moving up a notch.

852
00:49:52,259 --> 00:49:54,719
Yeah, but she's now named
Francine. You don't give him the

853
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:59,459
title during the reading. Oh,
right. Yep. Phoenix, Arizona

854
00:49:59,459 --> 00:50:02,969
333. You through and that was
your policy 33333 This should

855
00:50:02,969 --> 00:50:08,399
make me Baroness von stealth
mode. Okay in time for show 500

856
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,710
But she's not claiming a
protector it.

857
00:50:11,130 --> 00:50:14,400
She will in due time. She
doesn't have to take me probably

858
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,480
Phoenix I don't know.

859
00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:21,270
Okay. I love our little upside
down helmet for

860
00:50:23,730 --> 00:50:27,450
the barricades. All right, David
McGee, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

861
00:50:27,450 --> 00:50:31,050
313 13 After giving up mass
media six years ago for better

862
00:50:31,050 --> 00:50:34,290
health and intelligence instead
of relying on friends blogs and

863
00:50:34,290 --> 00:50:40,500
podcasts as a filter for what's
important, instead relying on I

864
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:45,600
had since tried a few news
review type podcasts, podcasts

865
00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:49,080
or competitive competition. LB
it unsuccessfully a few months

866
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:52,680
ago, producer Michael Dunn hit
me in the mouth before I had my

867
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:56,520
first na show listen, I thought
it might be off like the NPR

868
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,170
podcast on the media.

869
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,570
Yeah, like that. I was way

870
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,250
so called media scrutiny effort
of our national treasure is

871
00:51:05,250 --> 00:51:08,610
rubbish compared to the top
notch media deconstruction of

872
00:51:08,610 --> 00:51:12,300
the no agenda show. Here's some
value for value for your

873
00:51:12,300 --> 00:51:17,130
valuable insights 313 13 from a
33 year old. Cheers Dave in

874
00:51:17,130 --> 00:51:17,760
Pittsburgh, thank

875
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,010
you very much today. That's
That's very cool. And but I

876
00:51:20,010 --> 00:51:22,230
think it's a good way to
propagate the show. You can just

877
00:51:22,230 --> 00:51:25,320
say to people, it's almost like
NPR is on the media.

878
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:30,510
Yeah, almost almost. That night
quite quite. I have never

879
00:51:30,510 --> 00:51:33,330
listened on the media. Don't
think oh, yeah, no. Oh, maybe I

880
00:51:33,330 --> 00:51:34,740
have to like a weekend show.

881
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,670
I've been on on the media. Oh,
you have? Yeah. When when we

882
00:51:38,670 --> 00:51:42,630
first started with podcasting. I
should find that like, wow, this

883
00:51:42,630 --> 00:51:45,690
is crazy. What are you thinking?
Who cares?

884
00:51:45,930 --> 00:51:46,830
So they said,

885
00:51:47,970 --> 00:51:50,010
I'm paraphrasing, I should yeah,
I should

886
00:51:50,370 --> 00:51:54,240
have said Hank and Kew Gardens,
New York. 313 13. These are all

887
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:57,660
313 13 by the way. I love you
and what you've done for myself

888
00:51:57,660 --> 00:52:00,030
and all the other producers
knights dame's Dukes and grand

889
00:52:00,030 --> 00:52:03,180
dukes, hookers, rent boys and
winches. And anyone else I'm

890
00:52:03,180 --> 00:52:05,790
leaving out keep on truckin I
love a deed douching jobs karma.

891
00:52:06,630 --> 00:52:09,270
Looking at a few opportunities
as I write this I need to get

892
00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:11,760
out of the bottomless pit of
hell. That is this country's

893
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,860
higher education system. Yeah,
no

894
00:52:13,860 --> 00:52:15,090
kidding. Do

895
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:23,790
you do do jobs? Jobs? Jobs and
jobs? Let's vote for jobs.

896
00:52:25,980 --> 00:52:27,600
You've got karma.

897
00:52:29,610 --> 00:52:33,840
Anyways, called the Wilhelm
scream. You've heard of it. You

898
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,610
never heard of the Wilhelm
scream? No, I

899
00:52:35,610 --> 00:52:36,840
don't think so. Oh,

900
00:52:37,230 --> 00:52:40,140
you can look it up. It's a
screen that was in some old

901
00:52:40,140 --> 00:52:43,560
movie and everybody puts it in
their movies in this there's a

902
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:46,830
screaming sequence that throw it
in. I was in his very identifies

903
00:52:46,830 --> 00:52:47,430
as incorrect

904
00:52:47,430 --> 00:52:50,850
it was all things considered

905
00:52:51,450 --> 00:52:56,520
a lot different. Yeah. crap like
Israel, Norwalk, Connecticut.

906
00:52:57,030 --> 00:52:59,550
Please credit as Blake from
Norwalk, Connecticut,

907
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:04,290
CONNECTICUT, Connecticut nuts.
Show has been outstanding in the

908
00:53:04,290 --> 00:53:07,590
past few weeks can I get a shout
up science chemtrails? Karma

909
00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:12,000
sure only if you read the
outstanding the way he actually

910
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:12,480
wrote it.

911
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,290
The show has been standing

912
00:53:17,220 --> 00:53:19,740
up already science

913
00:53:23,220 --> 00:53:24,900
you've got karma

914
00:53:26,430 --> 00:53:33,330
Shearer and Crystal Minnesota
nuts. Nuts. Gig share is my

915
00:53:33,330 --> 00:53:35,790
first donation after listening
to more for more than a year I'd

916
00:53:35,940 --> 00:53:39,150
never want to be seen as a mooch
so as always trying to save up

917
00:53:39,150 --> 00:53:41,250
to be an instant aid but
something always came up so

918
00:53:41,250 --> 00:53:44,610
people my message to you and
myself is donate what you can

919
00:53:44,610 --> 00:53:47,220
monthly by the way it adds up to
become a you go to becoming an

920
00:53:47,220 --> 00:53:48,150
instant Knight is not.

921
00:53:48,660 --> 00:53:53,490
And I just want to reiterate how
happy we are that so many people

922
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:57,030
are now signing up for
monthlies. It's, of course a one

923
00:53:57,030 --> 00:53:59,940
off is always welcome but it's
really the monthly that over

924
00:53:59,940 --> 00:54:03,810
time does overtime. Yeah, but
And if enough people do it we've

925
00:54:03,810 --> 00:54:05,730
had so many people just not
doing anything.

926
00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:10,170
Right. He wants to he was went
to $33.33 monthly which is

927
00:54:10,170 --> 00:54:14,010
available. Please de douche me
and send some job karma for my

928
00:54:14,010 --> 00:54:15,090
music teacher while

929
00:54:16,860 --> 00:54:23,070
you've been de deuced you've got
karma.

930
00:54:24,810 --> 00:54:30,210
Monica Lansing and Drayton,
Alberta, Canada, Canada. Hey,

931
00:54:30,210 --> 00:54:34,200
boys. Well, this donation should
make me a dame was not on the

932
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:37,350
list. Well put her on the list.
We're gonna put her on the list.

933
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:41,070
Put on the list. Okay, two, six,
and she's got some accounting

934
00:54:41,070 --> 00:54:44,700
here. Could I have some golf
karma for my sweetie, who is

935
00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:48,780
heading to Vegas with his sons.
Keep up the great work.

936
00:54:49,050 --> 00:54:54,300
So she's at home listening to
us. I bet

937
00:54:56,340 --> 00:55:01,020
you've got karma might be
opportunity. for you after your

938
00:55:01,020 --> 00:55:01,710
wife is

939
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,590
leaves me for the brain the
brain Doctor

940
00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:11,730
sir Matthew green Smith in
Wheeler silver Victoria ITM

941
00:55:11,910 --> 00:55:14,970
unless you show us have been
extra great, and I keep looking

942
00:55:14,970 --> 00:55:18,270
forward to each new show.
Congratulations on 500. And more

943
00:55:18,270 --> 00:55:20,910
to come. I would like to issue a
personal challenge to Simon

944
00:55:20,940 --> 00:55:25,890
Alicia to hit his knighthood
before I get a barony. Hey, sir

945
00:55:25,890 --> 00:55:26,910
Matt and Melbourne there,

946
00:55:27,089 --> 00:55:29,039
the gauntlet has been thrown.

947
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:36,000
Gordon Jones in Sikeston,
Missouri. Well, it's finally

948
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,520
time to get off my butt and
donate. I've enjoyed your

949
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:41,880
insight into the issues we face
as a family physician. I love

950
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,460
hearing Adam and his ideas about
what drugs would be interesting

951
00:55:44,460 --> 00:55:44,940
to you.

952
00:55:46,530 --> 00:55:48,120
Send me those Come on,

953
00:55:48,870 --> 00:55:55,560
help but think about it as they
prescribed for you. Free of

954
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:58,080
alimony payments had decided it
was not a better way to use the

955
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,630
money than support the best
podcast and universe planning on

956
00:56:00,630 --> 00:56:02,970
an iPad in the future keep up
all the great work they need

957
00:56:02,970 --> 00:56:05,460
some karma for for the many
blessings we all have.

958
00:56:05,460 --> 00:56:05,970
Absolutely.

959
00:56:05,970 --> 00:56:10,140
And I would like to say that Dr.
Dr. G. And there are other

960
00:56:10,140 --> 00:56:14,100
doctors and physicians of all
walks of life who always are

961
00:56:14,100 --> 00:56:17,970
very happy to send this
information and often they have

962
00:56:17,970 --> 00:56:20,850
to be a little quiet about it
but they do. They do hook us up

963
00:56:20,850 --> 00:56:25,710
with good info. You've got karma
unlike on television where you

964
00:56:25,710 --> 00:56:29,190
get some douchebag fake ass
doctor who's just promoting some

965
00:56:29,190 --> 00:56:30,990
form of pharmaceutical crap.

966
00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:36,450
Allen Smith and powder springs
Georgia on behalf of Mike rotch

967
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:41,700
ITM pod father, Allah Jehovah
and Lady Madonna praise to 500

968
00:56:42,090 --> 00:56:46,050
single jingle request
doublespeak OF THE WEEK Saludos

969
00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:51,960
Okay, where the hell is it?
doublespeak of the we I know

970
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:55,500
which one it is but I don't know
it's the double double double

971
00:56:55,500 --> 00:57:02,160
double speak at that jeez. Oh,
here it is. Found it. Double

972
00:57:04,020 --> 00:57:04,320
double.

973
00:57:05,430 --> 00:57:06,720
You go. Ah,

974
00:57:06,810 --> 00:57:09,150
I haven't heard that for a
while. It's been a while Josh Oh

975
00:57:09,150 --> 00:57:13,200
Riker in New Fairfield,
Connecticut. Keeping his cert

976
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:15,330
short and sweet. Thanks for all
the work you guys do. It's the

977
00:57:15,330 --> 00:57:17,610
best podcast in the universe. I
appreciate being able to

978
00:57:17,610 --> 00:57:21,360
actually get the news in time of
glitz and Hollywood that is now

979
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:25,590
called news. Also got off my
butt and finally got around to

980
00:57:25,590 --> 00:57:28,440
signing up for the 3333
subscription I'll remember to

981
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:33,120
yell at you if you cancel it on
me yes please. Smiley face all

982
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,090
right, I'd like an LG y and some
general karma

983
00:57:38,670 --> 00:57:40,350
you've got karma

984
00:57:46,530 --> 00:57:49,440
What's the date? You know I was
I will get to it after this. I

985
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:53,280
gotta get through this. In
Lansdale, Pennsylvania. 313 I

986
00:57:53,310 --> 00:57:56,520
don't have a note. We will read
one on Sunday if he if I can

987
00:57:56,520 --> 00:58:00,660
find one. Sir Keith Edwards in
Gilbert Arizona. Karma for all

988
00:58:00,660 --> 00:58:03,390
the Knights and Dames producers
and my fellow wage slaves.

989
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:06,870
You've got karma

990
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:13,530
Sir Robert Gosh go and Sherwood
Park Alberta have been fired

991
00:58:13,530 --> 00:58:16,530
from the show been a listener
since show number one been right

992
00:58:16,530 --> 00:58:19,320
the ride keep hitting those
media brain dead zombies in the

993
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:21,930
mouse and keep going on for
another 500 episodes. He needs a

994
00:58:21,930 --> 00:58:23,220
general purpose karma shot.

995
00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:26,850
You sir Rob. You've got karma.

996
00:58:29,550 --> 00:58:34,530
John Noonan in LeClaire, Iowa
this is to help me get caught up

997
00:58:34,530 --> 00:58:38,850
for all the shows I've screwed
you over on. I hope one day to

998
00:58:38,850 --> 00:58:41,490
join the roundtable I'm in the
process of moving to a joint

999
00:58:41,490 --> 00:58:45,810
account with my hot fiance Amy.
And as shoot soon as that is

1000
00:58:45,810 --> 00:58:48,060
done, I will set my monthly
donation. So this problem does

1001
00:58:48,060 --> 00:58:50,940
not occur again. A D douching.
would be in order.

1002
00:58:50,970 --> 00:58:56,340
Yes. And send pictures of you
been deep. Do you know I got an

1003
00:58:56,340 --> 00:59:01,110
email yesterday from one of our
producers female and it was a

1004
00:59:01,110 --> 00:59:03,720
picture of her and her husband,
but they're starting a t shirt

1005
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:07,320
business for tall men. And so
she didn't know what do you

1006
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:10,380
think of the idea? And she said
I figured you'd ask for it

1007
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:16,230
anyway, so here's a picture of
me. Ah, very good. They're

1008
00:59:16,230 --> 00:59:18,600
learning and just smokin hot.

1009
00:59:19,290 --> 00:59:22,350
No wonder she's gonna run off to
the doctor Justin Jones Fort

1010
00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:24,810
Wayne, Indiana was a regular
listener then I fell off the

1011
00:59:24,810 --> 00:59:27,960
wagon for about two years. I
recently started listening again

1012
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:29,970
and less than a month later
landed a job that I've been

1013
00:59:29,970 --> 00:59:31,920
lusting after for more than a
year definitely not a

1014
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:34,980
coincidence. Please deduce me
for my first ever donation and

1015
00:59:34,980 --> 00:59:38,160
pass on some jobs karma for all
the other job seekers and get mo

1016
00:59:38,250 --> 00:59:43,170
nation whose Hoosier please keep
up the good work and on the best

1017
00:59:43,170 --> 00:59:45,570
podcast and universal keep
hitting people in the mouth here

1018
00:59:45,570 --> 00:59:50,070
in Fort Wayne, Indiana. You've
been deep

1019
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:55,350
jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's
vote for jobs

1020
00:59:59,370 --> 01:00:05,340
that old Uh, sir Dean Bertram
out there and in Ghana of your

1021
01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:09,180
gratulations. Now he says he's
qualified for his barony and he

1022
01:00:09,180 --> 01:00:11,340
wants to claim the Gold Coast in
Ghana.

1023
01:00:11,370 --> 01:00:15,060
I say not it hold on a second.
Let me write this down here. You

1024
01:00:15,510 --> 01:00:22,620
nailed it. Okay, Gold Coast Gold
Coast. Gonna. Dawn meet

1025
01:00:22,980 --> 01:00:28,080
me Pusan. Do you ssogen in
Davenport, Iowa, a very high

1026
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,660
tech little town for some
unknown reason. Can I get a

1027
01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:34,950
douche bag for my fiance Johnny
Noonan? He has been. He has been

1028
01:00:34,950 --> 01:00:37,890
talking about donating again for
weeks maybe now he will.

1029
01:00:38,190 --> 01:00:41,640
Congratulations on show 500
truly the best podcast. You know

1030
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:47,460
he did donate. He he was he's up
there from LeClaire. Yeah, and

1031
01:00:47,460 --> 01:00:49,050
so this is his hot fiance.

1032
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:55,890
Well, hey douchebag dumb anyway.
I feel like there's nothing we

1033
01:00:55,890 --> 01:01:00,450
can undo. I think I can do do. I
think she has to request that

1034
01:01:00,450 --> 01:01:01,890
she didn't ask for a D douching.

1035
01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:06,510
Okay. If it were up to me, I'm a
little more lenient. But yeah,

1036
01:01:06,540 --> 01:01:09,810
you you have sent your little
fight amongst themselves have

1037
01:01:09,810 --> 01:01:11,280
seniority, you have seniority,

1038
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:17,820
see how it works out, son in
Selkirk, Manitoba. $200 And

1039
01:01:17,820 --> 01:01:21,240
he'll be the one and only
Associate Executive Producer,

1040
01:01:21,570 --> 01:01:26,130
donor Lauren Hokanson mono
Hokanson Selkirk, Manitoba,

1041
01:01:26,340 --> 01:01:30,780
Canada note. Hey, Elmira and
Patti. This donation is on my

1042
01:01:30,780 --> 01:01:34,950
behalf of my father, which I had
called out as a douchebag over a

1043
01:01:34,950 --> 01:01:40,080
year ago, he would like to do he
would like to the deduced and

1044
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:45,630
deserves a shot of karma. Lauren
also adds you to are truly the

1045
01:01:45,630 --> 01:01:50,730
guardians of reality. Don't ever
stop. The world needs you, sir

1046
01:01:50,730 --> 01:01:51,330
Lucas,

1047
01:01:51,390 --> 01:01:55,140
what's one of the nicest things
anyone's ever said? I think it's

1048
01:01:55,140 --> 01:01:59,970
very nice in fact, and guardians
of reality, guardians. That's my

1049
01:01:59,970 --> 01:02:06,420
new one. Guardians. This is this
is this is like, so what do you

1050
01:02:06,420 --> 01:02:10,410
do, Adam? I'm a guardian of
reality. How does it sound? I

1051
01:02:10,410 --> 01:02:12,090
like it. I think it sounds good.
Yeah.

1052
01:02:12,660 --> 01:02:14,160
We're gonna go, oh.

1053
01:02:16,230 --> 01:02:16,950
Oh, step.

1054
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,660
This is like a mask on or step
backwards,

1055
01:02:21,660 --> 01:02:25,980
step backwards. You've been de
Deus.

1056
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,490
You've got karma.

1057
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:35,130
Great John C. Dvorak. We are
guardians of reality. Hold on.

1058
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:36,330
Oh, thank everybody

1059
01:02:36,330 --> 01:02:40,020
who helps us in this is a
celebration show. So it's going

1060
01:02:40,020 --> 01:02:43,980
to have a lot of donors. And we
appreciate this to an extreme,

1061
01:02:43,980 --> 01:02:47,160
but it won't remind people that
show 500 is on Sunday, you want

1062
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:51,930
to help us then you can go to
divorce.org/and A child of

1063
01:02:51,930 --> 01:02:55,230
org.com/na the no agenda show
there's a Donate button on there

1064
01:02:55,230 --> 01:02:58,620
and also no agenda nation.com
And I guess Eric's now at the

1065
01:02:58,620 --> 01:03:03,150
point where he wants to plug the
constitution that he's cranked

1066
01:03:03,150 --> 01:03:07,260
out and I think he has a special
website for it and I think

1067
01:03:07,260 --> 01:03:08,670
you'll have to send it to me
Well,

1068
01:03:08,730 --> 01:03:14,070
I think it's constitution.no
agenda nation.com That counts.

1069
01:03:16,890 --> 01:03:17,820
Isn't that what it is?

1070
01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:20,400
I could beat you well you should
definitely people should go

1071
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,830
check that out and see what he's
up to because this is really a

1072
01:03:22,830 --> 01:03:26,970
very nice thing that he's doing
that's one hot roof baby

1073
01:03:39,870 --> 01:03:43,680
Hey, just little ditty for you
just did he was one of our

1074
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:46,980
producers and people send in
stuff all the time. I liked the

1075
01:03:46,980 --> 01:03:50,370
one hot broke baby I think
that's kind of girls and play

1076
01:03:50,370 --> 01:03:53,310
that again, I kind of like that.
That's one hot girls baby.

1077
01:03:54,450 --> 01:03:57,450
Girls, we are officially now or
that where the show is getting

1078
01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:58,260
remixed.

1079
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,420
So I have a couple of

1080
01:04:01,410 --> 01:04:03,750
before we get that I just need
to tell the slaves to shut up

1081
01:04:04,050 --> 01:04:06,540
Yeah, we have to do that so
please you have to do something

1082
01:04:06,570 --> 01:04:09,330
above on that as always
propagate the formula our

1083
01:04:09,330 --> 01:04:10,530
formula is this

1084
01:04:11,250 --> 01:04:13,740
we go out for yet people in the
mouth

1085
01:04:24,870 --> 01:04:25,440
shut

1086
01:04:31,770 --> 01:04:36,600
so I had there's a new kind of a
crazy hoarder show that that

1087
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,630
came on. I don't have the title
of it. I'm trying to see if I

1088
01:04:39,630 --> 01:04:44,190
can find it. It's called spam
hoarder. No, that's funny idea

1089
01:04:44,190 --> 01:04:47,460
though. Nice. How do you hit
that was typed that was funny. I

1090
01:04:47,460 --> 01:04:51,270
was typing up the the search and
instead of writing the word I

1091
01:04:51,270 --> 01:04:53,880
wanted, I wrote horn Spam.

1092
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:59,700
Spam remember spam radio? No,
it's still around. There's like

1093
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:05,160
It was it was like a big thing.
And it basically it just takes

1094
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:10,980
spam and reads it on the stream.
I think it's fast calm and bio

1095
01:05:10,980 --> 01:05:12,840
replica slash slash actress.

1096
01:05:14,670 --> 01:05:17,220
Well, this could be maybe the
name of this animal hoarding

1097
01:05:17,220 --> 01:05:20,640
whatever the case is. I listened
to an episode it was a cat lady

1098
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:25,110
and there was all and there was,
you had the mom who was kept

1099
01:05:25,470 --> 01:05:29,250
helping the cat lady. And then
you had the daughter who is

1100
01:05:29,250 --> 01:05:31,920
trying to get the mom from
helping the cat lady who's

1101
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:35,880
grandma, and grandma's a wreck.
And she's like, she has 200

1102
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:38,790
cats. And she knows she knows
about the cat. And then she has

1103
01:05:38,790 --> 01:05:41,610
her. And when it every time she
talks, she always has a little

1104
01:05:41,610 --> 01:05:44,310
jab she likes to give to the
family. You know, it's like it's

1105
01:05:44,310 --> 01:05:48,420
not, it's not her fault. She's
got 200 cats. It's their fault.

1106
01:05:48,540 --> 01:05:52,290
So so I decided to do a remix
since you brought it up. And I

1107
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:55,110
because I thought there's always
something you can do to add a

1108
01:05:55,110 --> 01:05:59,850
little Zinger to make somebody's
commentary a little a little

1109
01:05:59,850 --> 01:06:02,670
better. And so we can play the
two examples I have here is Cat

1110
01:06:02,670 --> 01:06:03,540
Lady one.

1111
01:06:04,590 --> 01:06:11,550
How many cats do we have
grandma? No, grandma, we all

1112
01:06:11,550 --> 01:06:16,860
know this is God. So out of
control. My worst fear is that

1113
01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:19,050
we're not going to hear from you
for three days. We're going to

1114
01:06:19,050 --> 01:06:22,350
come looking for you. And what
are we going to find? You guys

1115
01:06:22,350 --> 01:06:24,150
go longer than that without
calling me.

1116
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:29,850
So there's

1117
01:06:29,850 --> 01:06:33,720
always room. Did you put the rim
shot? Did you actually produce

1118
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:35,550
this? Yes. Can I do

1119
01:06:35,850 --> 01:06:39,360
it? I told you some mix. I'm
trying to live in the show. So

1120
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:41,850
real shots appropriate. Yeah,
after

1121
01:06:41,850 --> 01:06:45,540
500 episodes. Now finally, like
I'm so bored of this. I gotta do

1122
01:06:45,540 --> 01:06:47,220
a rim shot. Let me get

1123
01:06:48,270 --> 01:06:52,080
shot guy. So I still play cat
lady too. When we see the same

1124
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:55,500
sort of thing where she leaves
she leaves us with a wonderful

1125
01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:56,160
punch line.

1126
01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:00,720
Not one person could take care
of this many animals. This house

1127
01:07:00,780 --> 01:07:05,670
is unlivable for one cat, let
alone 200 I'm guessing Well,

1128
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,190
we're throwaways people throw
them

1129
01:07:08,220 --> 01:07:12,570
away. Well, grandma, other than
I now have no reason to.

1130
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,240
I don't wake up in the morning
lonely. I know that there was a

1131
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:18,420
reason why you get up I know
that love for animals. But this

1132
01:07:18,420 --> 01:07:21,330
is not fair. This isn't fair to
them.

1133
01:07:21,660 --> 01:07:23,940
Well, then why don't we have me
put down?

1134
01:07:26,790 --> 01:07:30,210
You know, I think my grandmother
actually said that at one point.

1135
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:35,550
I couldn't recall. I think she
said that. All right. That's

1136
01:07:35,550 --> 01:07:39,780
enough of the silliness. Please
kill him is only

1137
01:07:39,780 --> 01:07:43,410
add to two. All right, I gotta
go meet with these women's

1138
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:46,080
ridiculous. And I wow, you know
what,

1139
01:07:46,170 --> 01:07:49,230
let's just stay up sewing lady.
Yeah, you

1140
01:07:49,230 --> 01:07:53,910
know, I think we talked about
this on on previous show like

1141
01:07:53,910 --> 01:07:56,940
this, the mock the rise of the
Machiavellian muck of

1142
01:07:56,970 --> 01:08:00,150
Machiavelli and the woman and
like

1143
01:08:00,150 --> 01:08:04,830
you have a you have a clip. I do
have a Machiavellian woman.

1144
01:08:04,859 --> 01:08:06,869
Do you have one? No. Well, I

1145
01:08:06,870 --> 01:08:09,900
do have one. Well, kind of not
really. You know, I do have a

1146
01:08:09,900 --> 01:08:11,160
funny clip. That's kind of

1147
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:13,800
not No, no, no, no, no, enough
of the funny clips. We've got.

1148
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:20,310
You got pace yourself. Pace
yourself. So they're all of a

1149
01:08:20,310 --> 01:08:23,730
sudden there was all this talk
about a Viagra pill for women.

1150
01:08:25,050 --> 01:08:27,780
And it's an you know, Jake
Tapper. Didn't Jake Tapper work

1151
01:08:27,780 --> 01:08:31,920
for ABC? Did he get hired for
CNN? Was he? I thought it was at

1152
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:33,060
a network before? I guess.

1153
01:08:33,300 --> 01:08:36,300
Jake Tapper was one of the
spokes holes for the Washington

1154
01:08:36,330 --> 01:08:37,350
for the White House.

1155
01:08:37,470 --> 01:08:41,160
Oh, of course. That's why he's
now a news guy on CNN makes

1156
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:45,720
sense. No, but you know, he's
he's always been a news guy, but

1157
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:47,130
for a different organization.

1158
01:08:49,020 --> 01:08:50,520
Well, you were sounds, okay.

1159
01:08:52,229 --> 01:08:54,149
Yeah, consult the book of
knowledge, if you don't mind.

1160
01:08:56,069 --> 01:08:59,699
Boy, you're doing that. So Jake
Tapper has a new show on CNN.

1161
01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,859
And of course, they're going to
snazz it up. And so there's

1162
01:09:01,859 --> 01:09:06,509
this, this report about Viagra
for women. I'm like, why is this

1163
01:09:06,509 --> 01:09:10,169
happening? And I saw it on other
channels. And of course, you

1164
01:09:10,169 --> 01:09:14,189
know, some, this is all PR as
usual. There's no movie involved

1165
01:09:14,189 --> 01:09:18,899
in this case. But the PR is that
Viagra has officially been on

1166
01:09:18,899 --> 01:09:27,209
the market for 15 years. And so
Jake brings on the CNN expert,

1167
01:09:27,419 --> 01:09:31,529
who they happen to have. And and
what's her name?

1168
01:09:33,210 --> 01:09:36,210
Sam apperceive tapi has been
Good Morning America Nightline.

1169
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:38,760
So he was at work for the White
House that I can see.

1170
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:41,640
Yeah, he knows he was he he was
at the White House

1171
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:45,270
correspondent. Yeah, right for
me because I was right. He was

1172
01:09:45,270 --> 01:09:51,030
ABC, which only right now right.
So he brings on the CNN medical

1173
01:09:51,030 --> 01:09:56,910
expert to talk about the Viagra
for women. And

1174
01:09:57,630 --> 01:09:59,760
well, I'm Spanish Fly

1175
01:10:00,599 --> 01:10:02,759
Obviously, there's specific
examples of couples where women

1176
01:10:02,759 --> 01:10:06,059
have a higher desire. And so
what are we really trying to do

1177
01:10:06,059 --> 01:10:09,749
here make women's sexuality
mirror man's so that we can make

1178
01:10:09,749 --> 01:10:10,529
men happy.

1179
01:10:10,890 --> 01:10:12,780
So this is the level right? I'm

1180
01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:15,330
like, That's interesting. So
they took it to home.

1181
01:10:16,229 --> 01:10:20,429
Oh, it gets worse. All right. So
lastly, your your suggestion it

1182
01:10:20,429 --> 01:10:23,249
seems to be would be if there's
a woman who has is having a

1183
01:10:23,249 --> 01:10:26,759
problem with sexual dysfunction.
It's probably in her mind and

1184
01:10:26,759 --> 01:10:28,289
she should see a therapist.

1185
01:10:29,340 --> 01:10:32,190
Or it's a bit about it could be
there's certainly physiological

1186
01:10:32,190 --> 01:10:34,530
conditions that could be
addressed in any therapist

1187
01:10:34,530 --> 01:10:37,680
that's registered with a sec,
the American Association of sex

1188
01:10:37,710 --> 01:10:40,620
educator or counselors,
educators and therapists would

1189
01:10:40,620 --> 01:10:43,980
be a great place to start. But
also you know, if you just want

1190
01:10:43,980 --> 01:10:46,800
to if you guys out there just
want us to raise our sexual

1191
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:50,910
desire just load the dishwasher.
Okay. Women on

1192
01:10:51,809 --> 01:10:57,209
DeVos Dr. Wendy hor. Can you
believe that key believe that

1193
01:10:57,209 --> 01:11:00,479
that is the level that Jake
Tapper has sunk to

1194
01:11:00,809 --> 01:11:04,859
doing? terracing? Well, the
dishwasher men

1195
01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:07,680
what it was actually there was
some sexist stuff she said to

1196
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:08,490
besides that,

1197
01:11:08,490 --> 01:11:12,930
and behavior expert and author
of the 30 day, love 30 Day love.

1198
01:11:14,130 --> 01:11:17,610
Dr. Balls, thanks for being with
us. So as Elizabeth has So as

1199
01:11:18,090 --> 01:11:21,720
he's talked about, is what needs
to be addressed with women more

1200
01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:23,670
mental than physical?

1201
01:11:24,810 --> 01:11:27,900
Absolutely. Research shows that
women's sexuality is very

1202
01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:30,660
different than men sexuality men
is more about basic plumbing,

1203
01:11:30,660 --> 01:11:31,770
get some blood flow there.

1204
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:35,340
That's exactly how I'm like I'm
listening to some like, that's

1205
01:11:35,340 --> 01:11:39,930
not okay to say you know, it's
that's it's sexist. Yeah,

1206
01:11:40,020 --> 01:11:42,300
managers, they just want I just
got some blood flow in there.

1207
01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:46,290
Stick that thing in, move
around. Screw you, bitch. I

1208
01:11:46,290 --> 01:11:48,510
mean, this one makes me mad
women,

1209
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:51,660
you have to address desire
sometimes why men don't have

1210
01:11:51,660 --> 01:11:54,810
desires. Now all of a sudden,
women's sexuality is about

1211
01:11:55,170 --> 01:11:56,730
desire to be desired.

1212
01:11:56,850 --> 01:12:00,870
I'd like to be desired. This is
my sexuality is a desire to be

1213
01:12:00,870 --> 01:12:04,080
desired. This is incredibly
sexist, and there's no

1214
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:05,070
questioning of it,

1215
01:12:05,100 --> 01:12:08,490
or they have sex because they
want to companion. Great

1216
01:12:08,490 --> 01:12:12,270
evidence of this as well. Oh,
great evidence. Women who break

1217
01:12:12,270 --> 01:12:14,580
up from a relationship. They
don't replace their boyfriend

1218
01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:17,880
with pornography. Like what
yeah, when

1219
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:21,780
you go through a divorce, and
you're the next thing you know,

1220
01:12:21,780 --> 01:12:24,480
you're plowing through porn, and
they let this is

1221
01:12:24,630 --> 01:12:28,590
bullcrap. And that's on
television. On CNN, the news

1222
01:12:28,590 --> 01:12:31,770
channel with Jake Tapper. White
House, former White House

1223
01:12:31,770 --> 01:12:33,780
correspondent for ABC News.

1224
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:37,140
Wow. Talking about sinking to
the bottom of the boat. This is

1225
01:12:37,140 --> 01:12:38,580
unbelievable. Sorry,

1226
01:12:38,610 --> 01:12:40,860
and the worst it's all to
promote

1227
01:12:40,860 --> 01:12:44,130
Viagra. Yeah, that's the worst
anniversary

1228
01:12:44,220 --> 01:12:47,550
for the for the big Viagra
anniversary. I'm just I'm blown

1229
01:12:47,550 --> 01:12:50,190
away by this but this is
happening more and more not just

1230
01:12:50,190 --> 01:12:56,160
this complete idiocy. But we're
seeing this ageism sexism and

1231
01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:59,520
it's of course it's all reverse
which is still sexism, ageism,

1232
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:03,120
racism. You know, it's like Jim
Carrey and I don't know if you

1233
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:09,150
saw this Jim Carrey came out
with a Funny or Die video. And

1234
01:13:09,150 --> 01:13:11,940
did you see this thing you must
see it by know about it. Okay.

1235
01:13:12,060 --> 01:13:16,890
And so it's against. It's a it's
an anti gun video, it is the

1236
01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:20,460
most unfunny thing he's ever
done. And I'm a pretty big fan

1237
01:13:20,460 --> 01:13:24,600
of Jim Carrey stuff. Way back to
when I was a member. He was on

1238
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:28,740
Fox. The little living color. I
mean, that's right, that the

1239
01:13:28,740 --> 01:13:32,250
weigh ins books and a lot of
people aren't old enough to even

1240
01:13:32,250 --> 01:13:36,240
remember Jim Carrey from that.
And so first of all, he does a

1241
01:13:36,270 --> 01:13:41,010
parody of Hee ha. Now even I'm
not old enough to understand the

1242
01:13:41,010 --> 01:13:43,830
parody of Hee Haw ridiculous

1243
01:13:43,860 --> 01:13:47,940
hug about a dated reference and
no no in comedy and he's

1244
01:13:47,940 --> 01:13:52,890
doing Charlton Heston another
like, what? Wow, no one cares.

1245
01:13:52,890 --> 01:13:55,800
And then in his backing band is
like, very funny. He's got

1246
01:13:55,830 --> 01:13:59,730
Lincoln shot with a gun. He's
got John Lennon shot with a gun.

1247
01:14:00,030 --> 01:14:03,240
You know, like, this is his
backing band. Haha. But

1248
01:14:03,510 --> 01:14:06,570
essentially, he's making fun of
people who is saying that people

1249
01:14:06,570 --> 01:14:09,360
have guns are redneck white,
eight holes.

1250
01:14:10,170 --> 01:14:14,070
And it's racist when I say that
but of statistics statistically

1251
01:14:14,070 --> 01:14:18,390
not true, actually, is the
number of white people with guns

1252
01:14:18,390 --> 01:14:22,530
is less than 50% of the total
number of gun owners. Yes. So

1253
01:14:22,530 --> 01:14:23,910
it's a minority of users.

1254
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:26,250
But it's an I'm just let's just

1255
01:14:26,250 --> 01:14:29,250
go with the stereotype and
forget about the facts. Yeah,

1256
01:14:29,250 --> 01:14:29,400
and

1257
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:32,730
but the stereotype and I mean, I
can laugh at something that I

1258
01:14:32,730 --> 01:14:35,220
don't agree with. I can still
laugh at him. It's fine, but

1259
01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:39,090
it's not funny. It's I don't
even get it. I mean, yeah, I

1260
01:14:39,090 --> 01:14:41,760
know. He hall I know because
Goldie Hawn was on it that's

1261
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:43,500
about all I know it I don't
think I've ever actually seen

1262
01:14:43,710 --> 01:14:46,170
John was on last year's and
laugh and see this out by the

1263
01:14:46,170 --> 01:14:49,890
little I know he was a clone of
laugh and done in a

1264
01:14:50,910 --> 01:14:54,420
style with with wood. All kinds
of really never heard of because

1265
01:14:54,420 --> 01:14:56,610
it was mainly a syndicated TV
show.

1266
01:14:56,670 --> 01:14:59,580
Well, I can give you some of the
audio. You might get the idea

1267
01:14:59,580 --> 01:15:01,410
but you'll You'll see it's not
funny in a minute

1268
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:12,840
why did you then cliquish quit
drinking? Like a real dumb?

1269
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:19,110
Well, I wouldn't have any fine,
folks. And welcome back to the

1270
01:15:19,110 --> 01:15:22,740
hall. We want to thank our
special guest, Charlton Heston

1271
01:15:22,740 --> 01:15:23,520
for joining us.

1272
01:15:25,770 --> 01:15:31,590
It's an absolute pleasure to be
here in the shade of God did on

1273
01:15:31,590 --> 01:15:34,260
here. I mean, it's

1274
01:15:36,660 --> 01:15:37,410
so bad.

1275
01:15:37,830 --> 01:15:41,250
I was really, really bad.
Anyway,

1276
01:15:42,990 --> 01:15:45,780
I need to mention it. Let's talk
about Cyprus for a second

1277
01:15:45,780 --> 01:15:51,030
because I know what happened. Of
course, we know that if you

1278
01:15:51,030 --> 01:15:52,110
don't know well, you know what?

1279
01:15:53,430 --> 01:15:57,630
Before you play, you're just let
me give my small not as good a

1280
01:15:57,630 --> 01:16:00,870
clip Cyprus Redux. So we at
least have some evidence of

1281
01:16:00,870 --> 01:16:01,350
what's going on.

1282
01:16:01,860 --> 01:16:04,320
We might have the same one. I
don't think so.

1283
01:16:04,890 --> 01:16:08,880
In Cyprus, several 1000 students
protested in Nicosia, a day

1284
01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:12,210
after the country secured a $13
billion dollar international

1285
01:16:12,210 --> 01:16:15,240
bailout. The deal calls for
Cyprus to shrink its banking

1286
01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:19,530
sector and impose heavy losses
on large depositors. Today,

1287
01:16:19,530 --> 01:16:22,440
protesters marched on Parliament
and the presidential palace,

1288
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:25,140
they waved signs and chanted
slogans against the austerity

1289
01:16:25,140 --> 01:16:29,100
measures. No, we never see that.
No, you're right. That you're

1290
01:16:29,100 --> 01:16:31,350
not gonna that was not an
American television show. I'm

1291
01:16:31,350 --> 01:16:31,890
sure.

1292
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:36,540
Actually it was the lose our Oh,
really. It was run down with a

1293
01:16:36,810 --> 01:16:37,770
short snippets.

1294
01:16:38,370 --> 01:16:43,800
Okay, so here is this is the our
friends in Canadia talking about

1295
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:46,290
it, and this is how they're kind
of positioning it.

1296
01:16:46,470 --> 01:16:49,920
In fact, Senior Science
politician told us that pension

1297
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:53,760
funds will be amongst the assets
confiscated and transferred to

1298
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:57,930
Europe. In fact, banks
eventually reopened here,

1299
01:16:58,260 --> 01:17:02,760
individuals or businesses with
more than $130,000 on deposit

1300
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:05,790
and certain banks will find a
great deal of their money has

1301
01:17:05,790 --> 01:17:09,660
been seized, was left will be
subjected to strict controls,

1302
01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:12,780
closing accounts or transferring
money will be forbidden in the

1303
01:17:12,780 --> 01:17:17,130
near term. No other European
country has endured such a thing

1304
01:17:17,130 --> 01:17:20,370
as this onlooker here rather
shrewdly observed,

1305
01:17:20,460 --> 01:17:23,250
what happens in Cyprus, what
happened in Greece could happen

1306
01:17:23,250 --> 01:17:27,600
in Italy could happen in Spain,
could happen in Portugal. It's

1307
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:27,930
wrong.

1308
01:17:28,830 --> 01:17:32,280
Tonight, Cyprus has President
returned from Brussels and told

1309
01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:38,730
his people to brace for deep
pain. And in fact, the Dutch

1310
01:17:38,730 --> 01:17:42,330
Finance Minister who played a
leading role in imposing this

1311
01:17:42,330 --> 01:17:45,840
nightmare on Cyprus, told
reporters today that this will

1312
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:49,740
indeed be the template for any
future bank bailouts. In other

1313
01:17:49,740 --> 01:17:53,280
words, Peter, from now on no
bank account anywhere in the

1314
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:57,030
Eurozone is safe. That cannot be
reassuring.

1315
01:17:57,420 --> 01:17:59,790
Alright, so this is what
everyone was talking about is

1316
01:17:59,790 --> 01:18:04,020
that to deisel Blum, who is
indeed the relatively new Dutch

1317
01:18:04,050 --> 01:18:07,980
Finance Minister, and I have a
little clip of him, which I

1318
01:18:07,980 --> 01:18:13,200
really liked to play, because
you can hear kind of just how he

1319
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:17,580
does not give a shit about
anybody. He's just just a total

1320
01:18:18,180 --> 01:18:24,540
elitist prick. But I am going to
tell the citizenry of the EU,

1321
01:18:24,780 --> 01:18:27,180
that you brought this on
yourself and that they're

1322
01:18:27,180 --> 01:18:31,440
actually doing the correct
thing. First, let's listen to

1323
01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:32,010
the elites

1324
01:18:32,130 --> 01:18:36,630
will be based on ambitious
measures in areas of fiscal

1325
01:18:36,630 --> 01:18:37,680
consolidation.

1326
01:18:37,710 --> 01:18:41,010
I love the ambitiousness of this
structural reforms and

1327
01:18:41,010 --> 01:18:44,670
privatization, privatization,
very important to remember that

1328
01:18:45,570 --> 01:18:50,130
US authorities will also take
decisive action to safeguard the

1329
01:18:50,130 --> 01:18:51,840
stability of the financial
sector,

1330
01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:56,760
including bank resolution and
deep restructuring measures

1331
01:18:56,760 --> 01:19:01,770
concerning the two largest
banks. A levy on deposits across

1332
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:06,390
the whole banking sector can and
will, therefore be avoided. And

1333
01:19:06,390 --> 01:19:10,320
I would like to emphasize,
emphasize that none of these

1334
01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:15,240
measures will affect deposits
below 100,000 euros. There

1335
01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:20,730
should be no doubt about that.
The likey bank will be resolved

1336
01:19:21,060 --> 01:19:24,450
immediately with full
contribution of equity,

1337
01:19:24,450 --> 01:19:29,550
shareholders, bondholders and
uninsured depositors. And it

1338
01:19:29,550 --> 01:19:33,270
will be split into a good and a
bad bank. Bad bank will be

1339
01:19:33,270 --> 01:19:37,770
rundown over time. And the good
bank will be folded into the

1340
01:19:37,890 --> 01:19:44,760
Bank of Cyprus. So all the all
the insured deposits will be

1341
01:19:44,790 --> 01:19:49,170
moved into the Bank of Cyprus as
well as good assets. The

1342
01:19:49,170 --> 01:19:51,660
instruments that we're choosing
now, it could have been chosen a

1343
01:19:51,660 --> 01:19:54,210
week ago, but they couldn't have
been chosen a week ago because

1344
01:19:54,210 --> 01:19:58,350
there simply wasn't a political
possibility to reach that

1345
01:19:59,310 --> 01:20:02,130
agreement. So I'm trying to
figure out, you know, what has

1346
01:20:02,130 --> 01:20:06,210
changed? Why is this taking
place? And there's two basic

1347
01:20:06,210 --> 01:20:10,680
reasons. One, of course, you
heard the, the magic word

1348
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:15,780
privatization. And this is very
important to understand that

1349
01:20:15,810 --> 01:20:21,270
Turkey has been ratcheting up
the pressure on Cyprus. They,

1350
01:20:22,110 --> 01:20:27,030
they essentially have forbidden
any the Italian energy company

1351
01:20:27,180 --> 01:20:29,940
from doing any projects with
Turkey, if they were to do

1352
01:20:29,940 --> 01:20:33,000
anything with Cyprus, because of
course, Cyprus has that

1353
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:37,830
Leviathan field, right offshore.
So you know, Israel has it. But

1354
01:20:37,830 --> 01:20:40,020
Cyprus has a large portion of
this.

1355
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:44,220
Most of the pumping would have
to go through SIPE Cyprus. And

1356
01:20:44,220 --> 01:20:47,550
we discussed this once before
you when you discovered this

1357
01:20:47,550 --> 01:20:51,210
field, and it turns out that
they had to privatize, we

1358
01:20:51,210 --> 01:20:54,870
already talked about the, the
need to privatize. So they can

1359
01:20:55,050 --> 01:20:58,320
show they get ownership of of
the pipeline completely, and

1360
01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:00,600
they can't take a piece of it.
In other words, disciple,

1361
01:21:00,780 --> 01:21:03,930
Cypriot government cannot steal
money from the pipeline, which

1362
01:21:03,930 --> 01:21:06,330
normally they would want to do
to get a piece of the action, a

1363
01:21:06,330 --> 01:21:09,690
penny of, you know, a barrel or
something. So they wanted to

1364
01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:12,420
avoid that kind of a thing,
because God, we can't afford

1365
01:21:12,420 --> 01:21:16,320
that. And so the idea was that
this was going to happen, as you

1366
01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:19,740
predicted, I believe, a two
years ago, and I don't have the

1367
01:21:19,770 --> 01:21:24,390
Red Book for that too long ago.
And they never did what I think

1368
01:21:24,390 --> 01:21:26,790
that I think there was a model
that was supposed to occur where

1369
01:21:26,790 --> 01:21:28,920
they're supposed to go, step
two, step three step, and they

1370
01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:31,680
just didn't, right. And so they
said, Okay, we got to step in

1371
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:32,550
and make this happen.

1372
01:21:32,610 --> 01:21:37,140
It's also important to note that
Turkey is blackmailing Italy,

1373
01:21:37,140 --> 01:21:40,860
because Italy would love to have
had the natural gas go from

1374
01:21:40,860 --> 01:21:44,310
Cyprus to Italy into Europe.
Right, that makes sense. What a

1375
01:21:44,310 --> 01:21:49,170
bonanza. It's gonna go to
Turkey. It's gonna go, you know,

1376
01:21:49,170 --> 01:21:51,840
and we, of course, we have
Greece, and you've got to all

1377
01:21:51,870 --> 01:21:56,280
everything it's all about, get
just total control. Of course,

1378
01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:59,790
what's being played up? Is all
the Porsche citizens, believe

1379
01:21:59,790 --> 01:22:03,330
me, no one gives a crap about
them. That is just like, just,

1380
01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:07,140
you know, what do you call it?
The collateral damage? No one

1381
01:22:07,140 --> 01:22:10,530
cares. This is about screwing
the Russian depositors grabbing

1382
01:22:10,530 --> 01:22:14,880
the gas and rolling it right
through, right through, you

1383
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:17,460
know, whoever is whoever winds
up owning it, which by the way,

1384
01:22:17,460 --> 01:22:19,890
could be a different set of
Russians, for all I know.

1385
01:22:20,190 --> 01:22:23,550
And there could be Russian
battles going on. Yes, there's

1386
01:22:23,550 --> 01:22:25,950
this thing did a couple of
things to note whether to me

1387
01:22:25,950 --> 01:22:29,790
because you're going to finish
this, but I want to, I was kind

1388
01:22:29,790 --> 01:22:31,950
of wondering about how the
Russians are going to react to

1389
01:22:31,950 --> 01:22:35,670
this, because Cypress is kind of
like the Russian second home,

1390
01:22:35,670 --> 01:22:38,820
especially for expats, a lot of
them that, you know, if they're,

1391
01:22:38,850 --> 01:22:42,210
if all kinds of political
repercussions take place in some

1392
01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:46,110
areas, like even the Ukraine,
some, they go to Cyprus, and

1393
01:22:46,110 --> 01:22:47,850
they hang out there until blows
over.

1394
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,550
They also go to Turkey. I mean,
the Russians and the Turks are

1395
01:22:50,550 --> 01:22:51,390
also buddies,

1396
01:22:51,480 --> 01:22:54,060
but they put their money in the
banks and they expect it to be

1397
01:22:54,060 --> 01:22:57,750
safe there. They don't expect to
have it stolen from them. And in

1398
01:22:57,750 --> 01:23:00,570
Cyprus, in fact, the first that
the Bank of Cyprus are talking

1399
01:23:00,570 --> 01:23:03,270
about that it's going to take
over everything is really the

1400
01:23:03,270 --> 01:23:08,820
first it's actually has branches
in Moscow. So there's like a

1401
01:23:08,850 --> 01:23:12,300
some sort of connection there,
too. This is a real mess. And

1402
01:23:12,300 --> 01:23:16,470
the and the EU, besides screwing
the Russians on this deal, are

1403
01:23:16,470 --> 01:23:21,150
also I think, inviting a bank
run on the on the Bank of Spain

1404
01:23:21,150 --> 01:23:24,750
to Portugal and elsewhere. Yeah.
So. So what's the point of that?

1405
01:23:24,780 --> 01:23:28,380
Okay, well, so you have the Pro,
what I'm understanding is you

1406
01:23:28,380 --> 01:23:32,070
have the Pro Putin, guys, and
I'm just receiving now

1407
01:23:32,070 --> 01:23:35,820
information that last night,
because you know, last night

1408
01:23:35,820 --> 01:23:39,000
they actually brought in the
cash. You know, they had trucks

1409
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:42,210
with the in fact I've got, I've
got a clip, they brought the

1410
01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:47,490
trucks in with cash and two jets
took off with money to Russia.

1411
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:51,120
of the people who are pro Putin
their money got out here's the

1412
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:54,570
banks of Cyprus finally set to
reopen tomorrow after being

1413
01:23:54,570 --> 01:23:57,420
closed for nearly two weeks.
However, the Authorities are

1414
01:23:57,420 --> 01:24:00,270
expecting runs on the bank. So
they're putting in place new

1415
01:24:00,270 --> 01:24:03,840
restrictions to try to stem the
outflow of deposits. First

1416
01:24:03,870 --> 01:24:07,320
Cypriots will not be allowed to
withdraw more than 300 Euros per

1417
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:10,530
day, they will be allowed to
cash any checks, they won't be

1418
01:24:10,530 --> 01:24:13,890
allowed to cash in certificates
of deposit early. And finally,

1419
01:24:13,890 --> 01:24:16,320
if you're traveling outside the
country, you won't be allowed to

1420
01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:20,190
bring out more than 3000 Euros
per person per trip. There are

1421
01:24:20,190 --> 01:24:23,310
preparations underway for the
mass distribution of cash

1422
01:24:23,460 --> 01:24:26,670
tonight, a huge amount of cash
arriving at the Central Bank

1423
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:30,210
under heavy guard, private
security team is in place in the

1424
01:24:30,210 --> 01:24:34,080
country with 35 armored vehicles
to begin distribution of that

1425
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:37,710
cash from the central bank to
the branches. The employees are

1426
01:24:37,710 --> 01:24:40,410
getting in early in order to
receive training on what to say

1427
01:24:40,410 --> 01:24:43,290
and what the new measures are.
And then the banks will finally

1428
01:24:43,380 --> 01:24:45,210
reopen at noon. Here's what

1429
01:24:45,210 --> 01:24:50,310
you say. So so that is the that
is the cash part. But the thing

1430
01:24:50,310 --> 01:24:53,490
that I found most interesting,
which no one has talked about,

1431
01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:56,640
everyone's talking about deisel
Blum, He is head of the Euro

1432
01:24:56,640 --> 01:25:01,530
group, which is apparently it's
like It's like the banksters of

1433
01:25:01,530 --> 01:25:06,300
the EU. And, and he's the right
guy for it. He's young, you

1434
01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:10,620
know, he has he's a douchebag,
obviously, you know, new finance

1435
01:25:10,620 --> 01:25:13,170
minister, he's got all the right
background, he's got that phony

1436
01:25:13,170 --> 01:25:15,780
little British accent thingy
going on, because he's educated

1437
01:25:15,780 --> 01:25:19,530
as an elite cocksucker. Sorry, I
just have to say it. But what's

1438
01:25:19,530 --> 01:25:24,420
really going on here is this is
the ESM. And the ESM. I warned

1439
01:25:24,420 --> 01:25:28,470
about this. And I told you, I
told you Europeans that you

1440
01:25:28,470 --> 01:25:32,040
can't just let your frickin
politicians go. And they

1441
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:34,800
ratified this hold that what was
this a year ago as well, that I

1442
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:38,070
said, the ESM, this is the
dangerous thing. So

1443
01:25:38,100 --> 01:25:40,890
the second thing was that long
ago, but it was a while.

1444
01:25:41,430 --> 01:25:45,210
Well, the ESM is the European
Stability Mechanism and this

1445
01:25:46,020 --> 01:25:49,860
agreement. And I have a clip
here from Klaus wriggling, who

1446
01:25:49,860 --> 01:25:55,350
is the the, the president or the
managing director of the ESM,

1447
01:25:55,350 --> 01:26:00,030
which is just another computer
with with bank stuff on it. The

1448
01:26:00,030 --> 01:26:05,880
whole deal behind the ESM is
there would be no bank bailouts,

1449
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:11,550
from this money and Cyprus as
far back as October 2011, has

1450
01:26:11,550 --> 01:26:15,150
been trying to get a bank
bailout from the ESM, which they

1451
01:26:15,150 --> 01:26:19,620
will never do. So you've really
put this upon yourselves,

1452
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,990
because it was all fine and
dandy, which could yell and

1453
01:26:21,990 --> 01:26:24,810
bitch and moan about, you know,
about the banks getting bailed

1454
01:26:24,810 --> 01:26:28,530
out by the government, and by
the EU. But now because of the

1455
01:26:28,530 --> 01:26:32,640
ESM. And this is the first time
this has happened. They can't

1456
01:26:32,910 --> 01:26:37,260
they legally when their own laws
cannot do it. So you've brought

1457
01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:40,710
this upon yourself. This is what
you wanted. Here's Klaus,

1458
01:26:41,460 --> 01:26:44,850
as you know, Cypress Hill is a
first fully fledged macro

1459
01:26:44,850 --> 01:26:49,980
economic assistance program,
financed by the ESM. This

1460
01:26:49,980 --> 01:26:54,000
program has a strong bank
restructuring component and

1461
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:56,970
covers financing needs of the
public sector.

1462
01:26:57,030 --> 01:27:02,430
Okay, translation, translation
is, in order to get the ESM

1463
01:27:02,430 --> 01:27:05,910
money, which is the only way you
can still get money to save

1464
01:27:05,940 --> 01:27:10,800
anything of an economy of
Cyprus. The strong quote, strong

1465
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:14,880
restructuring plan means screw
everybody, screw it, just taking

1466
01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:18,570
the money, whatever, however, we
have to do it. And the public

1467
01:27:18,570 --> 01:27:21,840
sector part is the privatization
part.

1468
01:27:21,990 --> 01:27:27,960
See, ESM financing will mean
Nico to the budget of Cyprus.

1469
01:27:29,220 --> 01:27:32,730
So the budget of Cyprus, which
means it's not even actually

1470
01:27:32,730 --> 01:27:35,490
going to they're not even going
to receive any money. It just

1471
01:27:35,490 --> 01:27:38,070
stays in Europe for their
contribution that goes to their

1472
01:27:38,070 --> 01:27:38,940
budget doesn't go to

1473
01:27:38,940 --> 01:27:42,810
them. And it has Firstman lobby
as usual. Be on a quarterly

1474
01:27:42,810 --> 01:27:49,410
basis, following some normal
reviews by the Troika pile.

1475
01:27:49,950 --> 01:27:55,980
That's all I can say, Heil.
Heil. Heil. Heil. Forget

1476
01:27:55,980 --> 01:27:59,370
about just basically took over
the place. Yeah, I mean, I,

1477
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:06,150
Cyprus was not a country that
was in economic turmoil. I mean,

1478
01:28:06,150 --> 01:28:09,120
this whole thing is such a scam
from beginning to end, including

1479
01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:12,780
I put the Greeks into this to
the most productive people in

1480
01:28:12,780 --> 01:28:17,160
the EU in terms of productivity
numbers are, you know,

1481
01:28:17,190 --> 01:28:21,180
essentially, and they had to do
that to them. If Turkey was in

1482
01:28:21,180 --> 01:28:23,730
the EU, by the way, this would
be going on with them to some

1483
01:28:23,730 --> 01:28:26,070
way. They are a little more
adamant. They have they have a

1484
01:28:26,070 --> 01:28:26,880
military well,

1485
01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:30,390
they also they have the they are
the crossroads for all

1486
01:28:30,390 --> 01:28:33,480
pipelines. So they've got a
little more leverage and

1487
01:28:33,480 --> 01:28:37,500
leverage. But these guys are
just essentially being. And I

1488
01:28:37,500 --> 01:28:40,410
think that students have got
this right. They're, they're

1489
01:28:40,410 --> 01:28:42,780
protesting, but they're not
probably protesting with enough

1490
01:28:42,780 --> 01:28:46,110
vigor. No, this is a takeover.
And that's all it is to it. And

1491
01:28:46,110 --> 01:28:50,460
the EU is just, essentially,
it's like, it's like a company

1492
01:28:50,460 --> 01:28:54,000
that I talked to the CEO of
Barnes and Noble once about

1493
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:57,870
this. And he says he hates the
business in over the last few

1494
01:28:57,870 --> 01:29:01,830
years, because publishers would
be buying out each other. And so

1495
01:29:01,830 --> 01:29:05,580
you one company would buy
another and then jack up the

1496
01:29:05,580 --> 01:29:09,000
prices of the books to pay for
the buyout. Right. And so the

1497
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:12,660
book price has gone through the
roof because of this, the system

1498
01:29:12,810 --> 01:29:15,480
centrally they're making by
stealing the money from the

1499
01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:20,430
banks. They're making the
Cypriots, the Cyprus folks pay

1500
01:29:20,430 --> 01:29:26,160
for their own takeover. Yes.
humiliating. Yeah, it is. It's

1501
01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:29,520
gonna cost us too much money to
take over the place. And no one

1502
01:29:29,520 --> 01:29:32,280
will just steal their money
that's in the bank.

1503
01:29:33,180 --> 01:29:36,240
Yeah. But they don't, but they
don't even care about that. They

1504
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:40,530
don't really don't care. And you
know, and now it looks like

1505
01:29:40,530 --> 01:29:43,500
Spain is going to be much worse
than expected. What do you think

1506
01:29:43,500 --> 01:29:47,220
Spain next, Spanish banks
because it then no longer

1507
01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:49,470
is it could be Spain or
Portugal. Those are the two

1508
01:29:49,470 --> 01:29:53,310
targets and I think they're just
I would guess Portugal to be

1509
01:29:53,310 --> 01:29:56,190
next because I think it's just a
little smaller, although they're

1510
01:29:56,250 --> 01:30:00,720
tough cookies, and maybe harder
to do Portugal. because they're

1511
01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:04,080
a little more they may fight
about it. The Spanish seem to be

1512
01:30:04,890 --> 01:30:07,170
the Spanish got suckered because
they gave them all this money,

1513
01:30:07,170 --> 01:30:10,710
they spent it on roads and
nobody goes to it. There's one

1514
01:30:10,710 --> 01:30:13,890
airport in Portugal did the same
thing. Portugal did that to not

1515
01:30:13,890 --> 01:30:16,980
to an extreme, not big, there's
a smaller country, so they can't

1516
01:30:16,980 --> 01:30:20,370
do it to the extent that Spain
did, right. And then

1517
01:30:20,370 --> 01:30:23,520
unfortunately, we didn't build a
whole airport, you know, middle

1518
01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:26,640
of nowhere, just spend the
money. And if you go drive

1519
01:30:26,640 --> 01:30:29,310
through Madrid, there's some
beautiful skyscrapers that were

1520
01:30:29,310 --> 01:30:32,430
put up one of them by the,
there's one in particular,

1521
01:30:32,430 --> 01:30:36,360
there's one of the main drags as
these two huge buildings that

1522
01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:38,910
looked like they're falling in
on each other on either side of

1523
01:30:38,910 --> 01:30:41,490
the street right now. They're
leaning and it's a bank

1524
01:30:41,490 --> 01:30:44,760
building, that the bankers took
all his money and they built

1525
01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:47,040
this huge monument to
themselves. It's it's an

1526
01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:48,180
interesting situation

1527
01:30:48,180 --> 01:30:51,930
Portugal first, if only just for
the pedophilia, because that's

1528
01:30:51,930 --> 01:30:55,020
like, pedophile central there.
And I think they probably want

1529
01:30:55,020 --> 01:31:00,120
to, like, just do something with
that. Same guys.

1530
01:31:01,170 --> 01:31:05,910
I don't know. Maybe? I mean, I
do. I do. I don't think that's

1531
01:31:05,970 --> 01:31:09,030
going to be their rationale. I
think it's gonna be which one's

1532
01:31:09,030 --> 01:31:12,720
easier? We'll get to the other
one when we get to it.

1533
01:31:13,290 --> 01:31:16,350
Maybe, but eventually, it's
going to be a total takeover of

1534
01:31:16,350 --> 01:31:19,500
all of Europe. And it'll take
1015 years. Yeah, it'll be it'll

1535
01:31:19,500 --> 01:31:19,650
be

1536
01:31:19,650 --> 01:31:20,670
after that. Oh,

1537
01:31:21,180 --> 01:31:26,430
that'll be fun. That will be
fun. So wrapped up in this, it

1538
01:31:26,430 --> 01:31:33,690
cannot be ignored is the obvious
to to the head there for bears

1539
01:31:33,690 --> 01:31:39,540
offski. In, in Surrey. And I was
so funny, you know, so so this

1540
01:31:39,540 --> 01:31:43,860
is the Russian guy who was anti
Putin. Funny how that works.

1541
01:31:44,160 --> 01:31:47,100
Everyone who's pro Putin, their
money gets flown out of Cyprus

1542
01:31:47,100 --> 01:31:50,850
on jets. You can Google this, by
the way, you can find you can

1543
01:31:50,850 --> 01:31:55,350
see this and brand new jets.
Anyone who was anti Putin, your

1544
01:31:55,350 --> 01:31:58,860
money is still in there. You
can't take it out and and maybe

1545
01:31:58,860 --> 01:32:01,680
you get killed. Or listen to

1546
01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:05,100
the report. Although this is a
very brief hearing. It was you

1547
01:32:05,100 --> 01:32:08,100
said it was open to then
adjourned. Within minutes, we

1548
01:32:08,100 --> 01:32:12,900
did hear some absolutely crucial
evidence from a police detective

1549
01:32:13,530 --> 01:32:18,270
who spoke in court and said that
Mr. Better softkeys body had

1550
01:32:18,270 --> 01:32:22,470
been found by an ambulance crew
lying on the floor of the

1551
01:32:22,470 --> 01:32:26,340
bathroom last Saturday
afternoon. And the key thing he

1552
01:32:26,340 --> 01:32:30,390
said was that the ambulance crew
had found him with what he

1553
01:32:30,390 --> 01:32:33,840
described as a ligature around
his neck, which is a kind of

1554
01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:37,440
medical term, it's ligatures,
used in surgery, for tying up

1555
01:32:37,440 --> 01:32:40,050
wounds and things, but
essentially means some kind of

1556
01:32:40,140 --> 01:32:45,660
cord around his neck. And he
said that a similar a piece of

1557
01:32:45,690 --> 01:32:51,390
similar material had been found
on the shower rail above him. So

1558
01:32:51,450 --> 01:32:55,770
obviously, appears very clear
now that he did, or he was

1559
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:56,490
hanged.

1560
01:32:59,280 --> 01:33:04,740
He just said it. Let's look at
the let's look at the logic. Now

1561
01:33:04,770 --> 01:33:07,440
in England in particular, but
the for one thing, the ceilings

1562
01:33:07,440 --> 01:33:13,320
are low. So yes, yeah. Let alone
a one of these shuts things that

1563
01:33:13,320 --> 01:33:17,190
hold a shower curtain which have
no strength. I mean, I keep

1564
01:33:17,190 --> 01:33:19,470
trying to do a pull up on one
you can't do it. It just come

1565
01:33:19,470 --> 01:33:23,100
right down. And And meanwhile,
where's the rest of the rope? I

1566
01:33:23,100 --> 01:33:26,490
mean, what they just found
ligature marks. ligature round,

1567
01:33:26,520 --> 01:33:29,550
it's just ligature. So he was
hanging there. And then and then

1568
01:33:29,550 --> 01:33:32,520
it's tight itself and fell to
the ground. Is it any of this?

1569
01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:37,170
Is there any logic to any of
this explanation? No. And then

1570
01:33:37,500 --> 01:33:41,010
logic to some couple of goons
coming in there and and not

1571
01:33:41,010 --> 01:33:44,370
wanting to make a mess. And so
they got him from behind, choked

1572
01:33:44,370 --> 01:33:46,350
him to death with this ligature
with a

1573
01:33:46,380 --> 01:33:49,350
kingdom in the ribs. I think he
has a broken rib. Oh, yeah.

1574
01:33:50,010 --> 01:33:52,380
That too, probably kicked him
elsewhere, whether they wouldn't

1575
01:33:52,380 --> 01:33:56,010
mention it, but just to make his
life miserable as he's dying.

1576
01:33:56,070 --> 01:34:00,030
And then and then lecturing him
as he was going under, about,

1577
01:34:00,030 --> 01:34:03,030
you know, whose side is he on
and is too bad and blah, blah,

1578
01:34:03,030 --> 01:34:06,000
blah, and the guy drops, and
they just drop them they're dead

1579
01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:09,000
and they leave the robe or
whatever, and lay in there and

1580
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:13,710
then now that somehow becomes a
hanging on a on a shower curtain

1581
01:34:13,710 --> 01:34:14,280
rod.

1582
01:34:14,460 --> 01:34:19,020
I like. I like how the how the
reporter actually says he was

1583
01:34:19,020 --> 01:34:23,970
hanged. And yeah, he was hanged
by like, he hung himself or he

1584
01:34:23,970 --> 01:34:25,710
hanged himself. He was hanging
off him.

1585
01:34:25,950 --> 01:34:30,840
So obviously, appears very clear
now that he did, or he was

1586
01:34:30,870 --> 01:34:32,220
hanged. He even

1587
01:34:32,220 --> 01:34:35,100
corrects himself. And he did or
he was hanged.

1588
01:34:35,100 --> 01:34:38,280
Yeah, there's a there is a
theory out there that says that

1589
01:34:38,280 --> 01:34:41,010
this is not him and that he
escaped and that he is in

1590
01:34:41,010 --> 01:34:46,530
hiding. Allah Robert Maxwell,
but I don't think he's probably

1591
01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:46,980
dead.

1592
01:34:48,450 --> 01:34:51,330
I think he's dead to the
Russians aren't that they're,

1593
01:34:51,660 --> 01:34:55,410
they're efficient. They're not
gonna let that happen. Unless

1594
01:34:55,440 --> 01:34:57,240
you know, there's no way

1595
01:35:00,900 --> 01:35:04,260
It's a wonderful world,
everybody, that's for sure. Just

1596
01:35:04,260 --> 01:35:04,950
gotta love it.

1597
01:35:06,240 --> 01:35:10,890
So I got one clip here. That's
interesting. Which could use a

1598
01:35:10,890 --> 01:35:16,290
rim shot by the way. Creepy.
Panetta will be back clip I know

1599
01:35:16,290 --> 01:35:19,530
if you're aware of this
particular development,

1600
01:35:19,710 --> 01:35:22,860
he's barely had a chance to get
back to work at his Institute.

1601
01:35:22,860 --> 01:35:27,600
But could there be yet another
return to Washington 2016

1602
01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:29,760
Clinton Panetta ticket

1603
01:35:29,790 --> 01:35:32,190
as far as I'm concerned, that's
what public service is all

1604
01:35:32,190 --> 01:35:35,550
about. It's about committing
yourself to giving your children

1605
01:35:35,550 --> 01:35:39,660
a better life. And if I can do
that, in whatever capacity I

1606
01:35:39,660 --> 01:35:40,740
will continue to do that.

1607
01:35:41,460 --> 01:35:42,900
The Humpty Dumpty ticket,

1608
01:35:43,110 --> 01:35:46,260
can you imagine that ticket? Oh,
my goodness, you would represent

1609
01:35:46,260 --> 01:35:50,400
Cheney, and she would represent
George Bush, I guess I don't

1610
01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:52,380
know. i This is not something I
want to see.

1611
01:35:52,410 --> 01:35:56,160
You don't think it's possible
that you know, Janet Napolitano

1612
01:35:56,400 --> 01:36:02,400
did a bit of a breakfast thing.
And of course, they asked her

1613
01:36:02,400 --> 01:36:04,770
the question there as well. You
know, it's like, Hey, you're

1614
01:36:04,770 --> 01:36:09,060
gonna run? Do you think it could
be Clinton to Positano?

1615
01:36:09,270 --> 01:36:11,400
There's no way they're gonna run
to women? It's not

1616
01:36:11,610 --> 01:36:15,090
possible. But if there if there
were two women, so here's the

1617
01:36:15,090 --> 01:36:16,200
follow up. rimshot.

1618
01:36:17,370 --> 01:36:19,830
There you go. It's like who said
there were two women.

1619
01:36:19,890 --> 01:36:24,030
So the peloton, oh, she's doing
this breakfast and, and she

1620
01:36:24,030 --> 01:36:27,600
starts talking about the Trusted
Traveler services. And I'm

1621
01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:30,360
thinking how is this making us
any safer.

1622
01:36:31,050 --> 01:36:36,120
And we continue to work to
emphasize our our mission with

1623
01:36:36,120 --> 01:36:41,520
respect to border border
security. The third area, that

1624
01:36:41,580 --> 01:36:47,070
is a big change for us, and it's
like turning a big big ship, is

1625
01:36:47,070 --> 01:36:52,740
to move in the travel and trade
space into a risk based approach

1626
01:36:52,770 --> 01:36:56,640
where we don't treat every
threat equally, where we don't

1627
01:36:56,640 --> 01:37:01,560
treat every passenger the same.
But based on what we know or

1628
01:37:01,560 --> 01:37:02,970
don't know, this is very

1629
01:37:02,970 --> 01:37:06,660
interesting. This is an hour
long breakfast talk. And what's

1630
01:37:06,660 --> 01:37:09,780
funny is she was actually eating
during when people were asking

1631
01:37:09,780 --> 01:37:13,110
questions, who's just scarfing
down scrambled eggs, she has to

1632
01:37:13,110 --> 01:37:14,040
maintain her weight,

1633
01:37:14,220 --> 01:37:19,020
about travelers, we can identify
who we can expedite through the

1634
01:37:19,020 --> 01:37:23,460
lines versus those that we don't
know much about, that we need to

1635
01:37:23,670 --> 01:37:26,010
be spending our time on. Now

1636
01:37:26,040 --> 01:37:29,280
listen very carefully to what
she's saying. And then I want to

1637
01:37:29,280 --> 01:37:30,540
ask you about the logic.

1638
01:37:30,570 --> 01:37:34,500
So you'll see we have expanded
Global Entry, if you don't have

1639
01:37:34,500 --> 01:37:37,800
your global entry card, you
really ought to get it for those

1640
01:37:37,800 --> 01:37:42,210
who have it is for those who
travel internationally. And if

1641
01:37:42,210 --> 01:37:45,450
you arrive at JFK, and you see
people scooting through the

1642
01:37:45,450 --> 01:37:50,520
lines, that's because they have
their global entry. So and then

1643
01:37:50,520 --> 01:37:55,020
we have a domestic version
called TSA PreCheck, which has

1644
01:37:55,020 --> 01:37:58,800
been growing very rapidly. Our
hope is that by the end of this

1645
01:37:58,800 --> 01:38:04,260
year, one in four travelers will
be in some sort of expedited

1646
01:38:04,260 --> 01:38:07,740
traveler program, expedited his
code for biometric program,

1647
01:38:08,370 --> 01:38:12,300
which allows us to, again, focus
on those we don't know much

1648
01:38:12,300 --> 01:38:15,510
about and hopefully we'll take
some pressure off the the wait

1649
01:38:15,510 --> 01:38:18,630
lines at the airports. We've
done the same.

1650
01:38:18,690 --> 01:38:20,400
Okay. So a couple things

1651
01:38:20,430 --> 01:38:24,180
early on, interrupt you for a
second. You remember when the

1652
01:38:24,330 --> 01:38:27,180
sequester came out? I haven't
heard anything about the

1653
01:38:27,180 --> 01:38:29,910
waistline is going up. But But
Obama threatened that there was

1654
01:38:29,910 --> 01:38:33,480
going to be our long two hour
long waits to get to your

1655
01:38:33,480 --> 01:38:36,150
airplane. Yes. bullcrap.

1656
01:38:36,180 --> 01:38:38,820
Yes. Well, no one calls him on
that, please.

1657
01:38:38,910 --> 01:38:39,900
Anyway, go on. I

1658
01:38:41,190 --> 01:38:44,760
I don't understand how this
makes us safer. Because you've

1659
01:38:44,790 --> 01:38:48,780
you've been pre approved. First
of all, you're coming into the

1660
01:38:48,780 --> 01:38:52,710
country? Yeah. Are you carrying
a bomb? You're gonna blow up,

1661
01:38:52,740 --> 01:38:54,990
you know, the minute you're in
the country, I'm here. Oh,

1662
01:38:54,990 --> 01:38:58,620
Akbar, me is that is that the
point that makes no sense

1663
01:38:58,620 --> 01:39:04,620
whatsoever. And the whole global
entry thing is creepy. Because,

1664
01:39:04,650 --> 01:39:07,470
you know, besides it being based
on biometrics, which is the only

1665
01:39:07,470 --> 01:39:11,520
reason I will not do it. You
know, it's going to be global,

1666
01:39:11,520 --> 01:39:14,400
it will be your it's going to
replace your passport, it will

1667
01:39:14,400 --> 01:39:18,060
be your global, you can write
that in the Red Book. But then

1668
01:39:18,060 --> 01:39:20,910
you have this precheck thing. So
it's it's really she's talking

1669
01:39:20,910 --> 01:39:24,270
about two different things. One
is biometrics for traveling

1670
01:39:24,270 --> 01:39:26,910
around the world, which is
nothing you're getting off the

1671
01:39:26,910 --> 01:39:31,800
plane. you've exited the
aircraft. How does this make my

1672
01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:37,020
flight more secure? And the
reporters from every single

1673
01:39:38,070 --> 01:39:41,550
outlet were there? No one said
Excuse me, what does that do for

1674
01:39:41,550 --> 01:39:43,680
safety? But then we have.

1675
01:39:43,980 --> 01:39:48,000
Here's another thing. If you
remember, we had this on

1676
01:39:48,030 --> 01:39:51,090
probably a year ago, we were
discussing this in a different

1677
01:39:51,090 --> 01:39:54,930
context, which was there were
people and there were some of

1678
01:39:54,930 --> 01:39:59,970
our listeners talking about
getting stopped. On the way in

1679
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:03,750
into the country from as an
American citizen being stopped,

1680
01:40:03,780 --> 01:40:07,680
not for the passport check, and
not for the customs check, but

1681
01:40:07,680 --> 01:40:11,040
just being stopped and
questioned as you are entering

1682
01:40:11,040 --> 01:40:13,770
the country as an American
citizen. Remember that? Yeah.

1683
01:40:13,800 --> 01:40:16,560
And it was going on and people
were being taken aside, and it

1684
01:40:16,560 --> 01:40:19,440
was a whole rigmarole about
this. I think that was just a

1685
01:40:19,440 --> 01:40:23,130
precursor to there. There's
something else going on here.

1686
01:40:23,130 --> 01:40:27,240
Because there's no reason to
stop American citizen at the

1687
01:40:27,240 --> 01:40:30,840
point of entry trying to get
back into his own country, his

1688
01:40:30,840 --> 01:40:33,780
or her own country. There's no
reason for this. It makes zero

1689
01:40:33,780 --> 01:40:37,590
sense. So So I think you're
you're absolutely correct. This

1690
01:40:37,590 --> 01:40:41,190
Global Entry thing is bogus. I
mean, what's the point you're

1691
01:40:41,460 --> 01:40:44,790
coming back into your own
country, you shouldn't even have

1692
01:40:44,790 --> 01:40:47,700
any except to stamp your
passport and make sure you're

1693
01:40:47,700 --> 01:40:49,920
not bringing in, you know,
fruits and vegetables or

1694
01:40:49,920 --> 01:40:52,710
whatever, they don't want to
bring in meat, right? There

1695
01:40:52,710 --> 01:40:54,060
shouldn't be any hang up.

1696
01:40:54,090 --> 01:40:59,400
No more meat? No, no, absolutely
true. And it has zero to do with

1697
01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:03,720
security. And then we have the
precheck. So apparently, if we

1698
01:41:03,720 --> 01:41:08,070
know about you, ie we have your
and there was another piece,

1699
01:41:08,070 --> 01:41:10,260
there's like if you have your
Global Entry, then you're

1700
01:41:10,290 --> 01:41:13,410
automatically qualified for
precheck, then we know about

1701
01:41:13,410 --> 01:41:18,930
you. So therefore you're not a
risk. That makes no sense. I

1702
01:41:18,930 --> 01:41:22,770
mean, if you're gonna have a
butt bomb or a boob bomb, it's

1703
01:41:22,770 --> 01:41:24,960
like, oh, we don't have to scan
him because we know about him

1704
01:41:24,960 --> 01:41:28,860
because we trust him. In fact,
it's called the trusted traveler

1705
01:41:28,860 --> 01:41:32,790
program. It makes no sense. Zero

1706
01:41:32,850 --> 01:41:35,940
really makes no sense. Is this
thing coming into the country?

1707
01:41:35,940 --> 01:41:37,920
This is after you've already
landed?

1708
01:41:38,280 --> 01:41:43,260
Yeah. Well, that's part of their
security. People. They're so

1709
01:41:43,290 --> 01:41:47,730
brainwashed man, is so
brainwashed on this stuff. It's

1710
01:41:47,730 --> 01:41:51,900
just and that's your press
corps. Like, oh, okay, no,

1711
01:41:51,900 --> 01:41:53,730
whatever. Meanwhile, the

1712
01:41:54,390 --> 01:41:57,240
you know, I want to defend them
a little bit on this because you

1713
01:41:57,240 --> 01:42:01,860
know, for a fact that if one of
them simply asked the question

1714
01:42:01,860 --> 01:42:05,100
that we're asking, which is that
what what says is a make to stop

1715
01:42:05,100 --> 01:42:08,550
somebody after the planes landed
coming into the country and

1716
01:42:08,550 --> 01:42:11,970
grill them. They would never be
invited back to any of these

1717
01:42:11,970 --> 01:42:12,270
things.

1718
01:42:12,300 --> 01:42:17,430
Funny you bring that up? This is
a Dana Milbank. From a couple of

1719
01:42:17,430 --> 01:42:21,660
weeks ago, I've been saving this
talking about the media's how

1720
01:42:21,660 --> 01:42:25,590
the media is compromised for
access to the government, in

1721
01:42:25,590 --> 01:42:26,760
particular, the White House,

1722
01:42:26,790 --> 01:42:30,390
is there an expectation in this
democratic White House that if

1723
01:42:30,390 --> 01:42:34,950
you are granted access, they
expect you to kind of play ball?

1724
01:42:35,190 --> 01:42:38,070
Well, that that part of it is
true in any White House, there's

1725
01:42:38,070 --> 01:42:42,810
always this sort of implied quid
pro quo that you trade, access

1726
01:42:42,810 --> 01:42:44,910
for good coverage. That doesn't
always work out that way. But

1727
01:42:44,910 --> 01:42:47,760
that's what that's what they try
to do. I don't think that the

1728
01:42:47,760 --> 01:42:52,770
idea of them getting in faces is
particularly new, or unusual.

1729
01:42:52,800 --> 01:42:55,920
Even if it's right in your face.
I actually once had to clean Ari

1730
01:42:55,920 --> 01:43:00,540
Fleischer, spittle from my face.
This was the bush, White House

1731
01:43:00,540 --> 01:43:02,820
press secretary. I haven't done
an image either. Yes, I haven't

1732
01:43:02,820 --> 01:43:05,310
had to do that here. I think
what is different is it seems

1733
01:43:05,310 --> 01:43:08,190
that it's more coarse. It's more
and more vulgar. Maybe this is

1734
01:43:08,220 --> 01:43:12,360
how, how everybody is these
days, but the number of F bombs

1735
01:43:12,360 --> 01:43:14,730
being dropped by this White
House scholars are going to look

1736
01:43:14,730 --> 01:43:17,160
in the National Archives and 20
or 30 years, and they're going

1737
01:43:17,160 --> 01:43:19,470
to be shocked by the language
that was coming out of the live

1738
01:43:19,470 --> 01:43:19,740
shot

1739
01:43:19,740 --> 01:43:22,950
that such words would be using
this kind of discourse. Hey,

1740
01:43:23,250 --> 01:43:26,940
is that recorded? How will he
can we get a hold of that? What

1741
01:43:26,940 --> 01:43:30,510
all the cussing? Yeah, how does?
He said the National Archives

1742
01:43:30,510 --> 01:43:33,750
and scholars will be I want to
hear it now. I don't know

1743
01:43:33,750 --> 01:43:36,510
what the deal is. I, we've
listened to a lot of these press

1744
01:43:36,510 --> 01:43:39,660
conferences. I had no idea that
this particular White House is

1745
01:43:39,660 --> 01:43:43,140
more profane, apparently, in the
bush, apparently, which I

1746
01:43:43,140 --> 01:43:45,390
thought was very profane. I
mean, we know for a fact that

1747
01:43:45,390 --> 01:43:49,320
Nixon was one of the worst, you
know, in this regard because of

1748
01:43:49,320 --> 01:43:51,750
the Nixon tapes, and they were
in the office and all right, it

1749
01:43:51,750 --> 01:43:56,220
was cost. I mean, it doesn't
seem to be I mean, it baffles me

1750
01:43:56,220 --> 01:43:59,370
because there's no reason for
it. It doesn't it's not

1751
01:43:59,370 --> 01:44:02,730
effective. If you're just saying
you know, some profanity,

1752
01:44:02,730 --> 01:44:06,120
constantly it just like you
sound like it like a moron. But

1753
01:44:06,150 --> 01:44:08,190
I guess this White House has got
a problem.

1754
01:44:08,310 --> 01:44:12,600
Well, you remember when Valerie
Jarrett said, it'll be payback

1755
01:44:12,600 --> 01:44:17,730
time after the election, so
before the election said, Well,

1756
01:44:17,850 --> 01:44:20,520
when we get reelected to be
payback time, look at what's

1757
01:44:20,520 --> 01:44:22,410
happening, man, do you see
Michelle Bachman? The trouble

1758
01:44:22,410 --> 01:44:23,010
she's in?

1759
01:44:23,639 --> 01:44:25,649
No, what's the latest? Oh, no.
She's

1760
01:44:27,540 --> 01:44:32,070
accused of campaign fund misuse
of campaign funds. You know,

1761
01:44:32,070 --> 01:44:35,490
this is unlikely. Yeah, enough
cars.

1762
01:44:36,000 --> 01:44:37,350
It's the old it's the old one.

1763
01:44:38,340 --> 01:44:40,740
You can pull that Stein. I'm
surprised they are starting to

1764
01:44:40,740 --> 01:44:43,800
plant kiddie porn on people and
all the rest of it. That's a

1765
01:44:43,800 --> 01:44:44,850
classic. Yeah, I

1766
01:44:44,850 --> 01:44:47,970
don't think that works as well
anymore. Because I don't know.

1767
01:44:47,970 --> 01:44:49,770
It just doesn't. I don't think
it works as well. I

1768
01:44:49,800 --> 01:44:52,110
think it's very doable. I mean,
you can do it. It's

1769
01:44:52,110 --> 01:44:55,020
doable, but you know who's gonna
buy that from Michelle Bachman?

1770
01:44:55,020 --> 01:44:56,130
You got it. You gotta nail her.

1771
01:44:57,780 --> 01:45:00,780
Logical she looks like that's
why she's such goody two shoes

1772
01:45:00,780 --> 01:45:04,950
as she's stealing money. I can
see.

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01:45:06,420 --> 01:45:09,930
So Syria speaking Oh, we'll just
I'll wrap up my White House.

1774
01:45:09,960 --> 01:45:15,840
This is the I'm on the White
House beat here. A spokes whole

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01:45:15,840 --> 01:45:19,140
Carney was asked specifically
about, you know, what are we

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01:45:19,140 --> 01:45:24,690
doing? And I love it when he
reads from his paper. And he's

1777
01:45:24,690 --> 01:45:26,760
doing that a lot most of the
time when he asked it because

1778
01:45:26,760 --> 01:45:32,010
the the our country is run by
the lawyers essentially. And he

1779
01:45:32,010 --> 01:45:35,370
has to use the specific words
and they're very good at it.

1780
01:45:36,180 --> 01:45:42,120
Because it's very hard to catch
any of these lawyers later and

1781
01:45:42,120 --> 01:45:44,520
say, Oh, but you said this, and
then you go back and read the

1782
01:45:44,520 --> 01:45:46,530
transcript and listen what they
actually said. And it's like,

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01:45:46,560 --> 01:45:48,960
oh, man, you know, it was really
smart. The way they said that

1784
01:45:48,960 --> 01:45:50,250
because there's always a hedge.

1785
01:45:50,580 --> 01:45:53,250
You know, yeah, in fact, you
have I want to harken back to

1786
01:45:53,250 --> 01:45:57,480
the era when Nixon was being
impeached. Now we have to

1787
01:45:57,480 --> 01:45:59,940
remember, it is only true, you
know, Nixon and Clinton was

1788
01:45:59,940 --> 01:46:04,800
impeached. But there was a John,
the one at the White House

1789
01:46:04,800 --> 01:46:08,340
lawyers, John, what's his name?
And he's a, he's now doing talk

1790
01:46:08,340 --> 01:46:11,730
shows and stuff. And we'll see
what's there. Now, no, this is

1791
01:46:11,730 --> 01:46:16,860
back when this is? Because
what's his name? When anyway, I

1792
01:46:16,860 --> 01:46:20,160
remember his testimony. And he
would always do the following.

1793
01:46:20,370 --> 01:46:23,760
Because he was being grilled. He
would. And by the way, this is a

1794
01:46:23,760 --> 01:46:27,720
tip for everybody out there who
has to do some. I, when I was

1795
01:46:27,720 --> 01:46:29,460
working for the air pollution
district, I learned a few of

1796
01:46:29,460 --> 01:46:33,000
these tricks to somebody asks
you a direct question that you

1797
01:46:33,000 --> 01:46:37,140
could maybe perjure yourself on.
You say I'm not sure I

1798
01:46:37,170 --> 01:46:41,340
understand the question. But as
a preface, and then you say but,

1799
01:46:42,420 --> 01:46:45,090
um, well, you don't even have to
say but but once you say I'm not

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01:46:45,090 --> 01:46:48,450
sure I understand the question,
you can always refer back to

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01:46:48,450 --> 01:46:52,170
this. Oh, I said that, because I
obviously didn't understand the

1802
01:46:52,170 --> 01:46:54,570
question, as you can see here
and the button the record,

1803
01:46:54,600 --> 01:46:56,100
I'm gonna use that. I'm Mickey.

1804
01:46:57,210 --> 01:47:01,140
I'm not sure what you're gonna
do. You said that you?

1805
01:47:01,590 --> 01:47:04,620
I'm not sure I understand the
question, darling. But I think

1806
01:47:04,620 --> 01:47:09,030
you want me to take out the
trash. Let me just check. Here's

1807
01:47:09,030 --> 01:47:10,440
folks all currently on Syria?

1808
01:47:10,980 --> 01:47:13,800
Well, let me say that we have
always been clear that our non

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01:47:13,800 --> 01:47:16,680
lethal assistance to the Syrian
opposition includes equipment

1810
01:47:17,040 --> 01:47:19,980
and training to build the
capacity of civilian activists,

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01:47:20,220 --> 01:47:23,970
and to link Syrian citizens with
the Syrian Opposition Coalition.

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01:47:24,000 --> 01:47:27,630
What does that mean? Do you
think? Doesn't mean anything?

1813
01:47:27,660 --> 01:47:30,270
Oh, no, wait here? Well, that's
actually a good question coming

1814
01:47:30,270 --> 01:47:34,140
up and local coordinating
councils? You know, so I can I

1815
01:47:34,140 --> 01:47:39,360
can say that much. So what does
that mean in English? English,

1816
01:47:41,070 --> 01:47:42,420
dangling participles.

1817
01:47:43,980 --> 01:47:48,300
So are we are we training the
Syrians directly?

1818
01:47:48,330 --> 01:47:52,830
Are we training them through
Jordanian? Well, that's the real

1819
01:47:52,830 --> 01:47:55,830
question. Are we trained? Are we
training these mofos besides

1820
01:47:55,830 --> 01:47:58,590
giving them weapons, which are
smuggling into Turkey, with the

1821
01:47:58,590 --> 01:48:01,290
CIA, are we training them? And
here, he's going to read from

1822
01:48:01,290 --> 01:48:02,220
his papers tell you that,

1823
01:48:02,340 --> 01:48:06,510
again, again, our non Luth
lethal assistance to the Syrian

1824
01:48:06,510 --> 01:48:08,310
opposition includes equipment
and training to build the

1825
01:48:08,310 --> 01:48:10,890
capacity of civilian activists,
you know, in some of these other

1826
01:48:10,890 --> 01:48:14,070
issues, I don't I don't have
anything for you. But it is

1827
01:48:14,070 --> 01:48:17,400
clear that we are providing the
kinds of non lethal assistance

1828
01:48:17,400 --> 01:48:19,170
to the Syrian opposition that
we've discussed.

1829
01:48:19,290 --> 01:48:23,460
Oh, this non lethal assistance
business has to stop. Yeah,

1830
01:48:23,460 --> 01:48:27,750
it's, and I like the I don't
have anything for you on that.

1831
01:48:28,350 --> 01:48:30,780
Did you take that cookie or have
anything for you on that month?

1832
01:48:30,810 --> 01:48:31,230
I really don't

1833
01:48:31,500 --> 01:48:33,690
get any answer for that. In the

1834
01:48:33,690 --> 01:48:38,670
UK, I got this one from Mr. Oil
sent me this, the UK terror

1835
01:48:38,670 --> 01:48:41,370
Contest, which is kind of weird.
I'm not quite sure where they

1836
01:48:41,370 --> 01:48:47,130
call it that. It's called
contest, the United Kingdom

1837
01:48:47,130 --> 01:48:50,700
strategy for countering
terrorism, their annual report.

1838
01:48:50,940 --> 01:48:54,510
I don't know why it's called
contest. This is like some

1839
01:48:54,510 --> 01:48:58,470
contest to be a better terrorist
than the next guy. And he

1840
01:48:58,470 --> 01:49:07,560
pointed out to me a specific
passage in this 1.9. The

1841
01:49:07,560 --> 01:49:13,260
uprising in Syria beginning in
early 2011, has involved many

1842
01:49:13,260 --> 01:49:16,560
organizations with different
political views and tactics,

1843
01:49:16,860 --> 01:49:20,880
some are connected with and
supported by al Qaeda in Iraq.

1844
01:49:21,840 --> 01:49:26,340
These terrorist groups conducted
over 600 attacks in 2012, and,

1845
01:49:26,550 --> 01:49:30,570
like others associated with al
Qaeda, continue to attract

1846
01:49:30,570 --> 01:49:35,100
recruits from this country and
elsewhere in Europe. There are

1847
01:49:35,100 --> 01:49:39,390
now hundreds of foreign fighters
from Europe in Syria. This is in

1848
01:49:39,390 --> 01:49:42,330
the news in the Netherlands as
well. By the way a lot of Dutch

1849
01:49:42,330 --> 01:49:48,300
people are going over there and
fighting. As it says as and when

1850
01:49:48,330 --> 01:49:53,520
UK residents return here. There
is a risk that they may carry

1851
01:49:53,520 --> 01:49:57,330
out attacks using the skills
they have developed overseas.

1852
01:49:58,470 --> 01:49:59,550
What the f is this?

1853
01:50:00,000 --> 01:50:01,350
yet to that logic,

1854
01:50:01,380 --> 01:50:06,420
I don't know. The May I think
it's just hedging their bets. In

1855
01:50:06,420 --> 01:50:07,410
other words, if we need to

1856
01:50:07,440 --> 01:50:11,010
maybe some setup going backstory
here, we don't know,

1857
01:50:11,040 --> 01:50:13,770
I think the backstory is if we
need to set up some terror

1858
01:50:13,770 --> 01:50:16,260
attacks, and this is where we
can always point to and say we

1859
01:50:16,260 --> 01:50:20,310
told you so. It doesn't make any
other sense. By the way, the new

1860
01:50:20,340 --> 01:50:25,650
the new premier of Syria. You
know, who's the who's now the

1861
01:50:25,650 --> 01:50:31,350
head of the Syrian coalition of
friends for Syria? The past 30

1862
01:50:31,350 --> 01:50:32,580
years know where he's been
living.

1863
01:50:34,020 --> 01:50:38,130
I don't know Britain, or
Holland, Texas. Right down the

1864
01:50:38,130 --> 01:50:38,790
street from you.

1865
01:50:38,850 --> 01:50:42,120
I'm telling you, his kids were
born and raised here. And this

1866
01:50:42,120 --> 01:50:44,580
is the guy who's now running the
Syrian government.

1867
01:50:45,330 --> 01:50:47,340
Huh, that makes nothing less

1868
01:50:48,300 --> 01:50:50,010
30 years in Texas

1869
01:50:52,740 --> 01:50:54,090
Well, at least it'll be pro gun.

1870
01:50:54,480 --> 01:50:55,920
Oh, that's a good point.

1871
01:50:56,429 --> 01:50:59,729
I'm going to show my son move by
donation to no agenda. Imagine

1872
01:50:59,729 --> 01:51:02,429
all the people who could do
that. Oh yeah, that'd be fun

1873
01:51:11,550 --> 01:51:15,810
you know, some people to think
that outside of the executive

1874
01:51:15,810 --> 01:51:20,280
producer realm and is helping us
celebrate our upcoming 500th

1875
01:51:20,280 --> 01:51:25,890
show on Sunday, Easter Sunday.
Anonymous from Grand Junction

1876
01:51:25,890 --> 01:51:29,910
Colorado begins everything in
the 12345 He says he's been in a

1877
01:51:29,940 --> 01:51:32,880
boner for a long time and he's
one of those some 20 Something

1878
01:51:32,880 --> 01:51:36,720
guys who wants to find some
place to contribute his full

1879
01:51:36,720 --> 01:51:41,130
time value? Oh, at first he's
broke. But he gave us 12345

1880
01:51:41,130 --> 01:51:46,140
Brian Brown and Orange
California $100. Sir El Cid

1881
01:51:46,140 --> 01:51:50,520
Compy adore Well, apparently we
use the wrong name for him for

1882
01:51:50,520 --> 01:51:55,800
the last time and so he's back
with $100 the Nicholas Hansen

1883
01:51:55,800 --> 01:52:04,680
and Harvard Massachusetts $100
Well, he don't even say that

1884
01:52:04,680 --> 01:52:07,110
before you go off and that I do
want to mention he does want to

1885
01:52:07,110 --> 01:52:12,900
call out a Nicholas wants to
call it his brother shapen a he

1886
01:52:12,900 --> 01:52:14,520
wants to come out as a douchebag
I guess.

1887
01:52:15,720 --> 01:52:17,910
I did jump the gun. I didn't I
didn't know you.

1888
01:52:18,900 --> 01:52:28,290
Kurt qubole In mound Minnesota.
Nein nein nein nein Yeah, also

1889
01:52:28,290 --> 01:52:33,210
Dennis crews sir Dennis. To you
the den Maverick de Beaverton,

1890
01:52:33,210 --> 01:52:37,380
Oregon to Den man. Nine Nine
Dotto nine which I don't know if

1891
01:52:37,380 --> 01:52:40,680
you get that to give him credit
for that. Justin Fraley and Kate

1892
01:52:40,680 --> 01:52:44,010
Gardner, Kansas 7777 Peter
tagged me in Randolph

1893
01:52:44,010 --> 01:52:47,190
Massachusetts 6969

1894
01:52:50,730 --> 01:52:52,140
It's almost dead.

1895
01:52:52,470 --> 01:52:58,710
Yes, we have 169 69 to get to
and the other one is Brian

1896
01:52:58,710 --> 01:53:03,300
burnouts and Peach Bottom
Pennsylvania. And that helps I'm

1897
01:53:03,300 --> 01:53:08,850
sorry, supposed to be anonymous.
Sorry, Brian. I mean not get out

1898
01:53:08,850 --> 01:53:12,570
of it Duff out quick. Just don't
just don't. I do want to say

1899
01:53:12,570 --> 01:53:19,470
that. Pete says that he were a
soul news source for government

1900
01:53:19,470 --> 01:53:23,310
news. And he's been woman list
for a while and could use some

1901
01:53:23,310 --> 01:53:26,340
Swasey enough karma and I think
he deserves some I totally

1902
01:53:26,340 --> 01:53:29,940
agree. Here comes my friend.
It's coming. You've got karma.

1903
01:53:30,750 --> 01:53:34,500
Or maybe girl send me a picture
and then I'll pre screen them

1904
01:53:34,500 --> 01:53:35,550
for you for Pete.

1905
01:53:35,910 --> 01:53:42,210
Michael polsce bluesky bluesky
in Madison, Wisconsin. 60. Which

1906
01:53:42,210 --> 01:53:45,990
is he puts it down as $5 a month
times 12 months. We're listening

1907
01:53:45,990 --> 01:53:50,700
to the show Brian Vaughn in San
Carlos California. Job karma you

1908
01:53:50,700 --> 01:53:55,830
would like and I we should give
him some Vaughn karma Sorry, I

1909
01:53:55,830 --> 01:54:04,200
was reading ahead. Kyle Kinzel
in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Brian

1910
01:54:04,830 --> 01:54:08,880
Kerr Gilbert guilbeault
guilbeault in Oak Park,

1911
01:54:08,910 --> 01:54:14,280
Michigan. Double nickels on the
dime. Rob Warren, Sunderland,

1912
01:54:14,340 --> 01:54:18,480
Tyne in someplace or other in UK
I think right.

1913
01:54:19,350 --> 01:54:21,000
Sunderland. Yes, UK.

1914
01:54:22,470 --> 01:54:25,740
He was as well. He's listened to
show for 98 He crashed his car.

1915
01:54:26,010 --> 01:54:28,890
When he was given an accident
number by the attending officer.

1916
01:54:28,890 --> 01:54:38,940
It was 333 so he decided to
donate. That's the magic. The

1917
01:54:38,940 --> 01:54:45,420
magic comes on. Eric Hoagland
Berlin 52. Mark Fogg well in

1918
01:54:45,420 --> 01:54:55,320
Strongsville, Ohio 50 link.me In
Winterville, ga 50. And finally,

1919
01:54:55,350 --> 01:54:59,790
unless I missed one page down
here, let me see. Where are we

1920
01:54:59,820 --> 01:55:03,630
now? There it is. I get Jordi
Molina Cassatt us in Barcelona,

1921
01:55:03,660 --> 01:55:10,200
Barcelona 50 He says he wanted
to donate says evil Alex deuced

1922
01:55:10,200 --> 01:55:13,830
him a while back in December.
But he's been a lazy moron so

1923
01:55:13,830 --> 01:55:16,560
far. He like it the douche.

1924
01:55:18,390 --> 01:55:20,250
You've been de deuced

1925
01:55:21,600 --> 01:55:24,420
Arsalan, I could go for a visit
of Barcelona, Sir Peter toe

1926
01:55:24,420 --> 01:55:31,200
taste 50s Shrinivas in San Jose
50. And finally, Shad rich in

1927
01:55:31,200 --> 01:55:37,890
Seattle 50. And those are our
contributors to show 498 or

1928
01:55:37,890 --> 01:55:43,230
nine. And we're on our way to
Easter Sunday of show 500. And

1929
01:55:43,230 --> 01:55:47,730
you have to say, very few people
can sustain a podcast at this

1930
01:55:47,730 --> 01:55:53,940
level for 500 shows. I don't
know of any other show that's as

1931
01:55:53,940 --> 01:55:57,300
good as this show. And I am not
saying that because I'm on the

1932
01:55:57,300 --> 01:56:01,320
show. I'm saying it from a
perspective of reality.

1933
01:56:01,890 --> 01:56:03,660
And you're on the show as a
guest, actually.

1934
01:56:05,670 --> 01:56:08,310
Actually, we're both guests,
we're both guests on the show,

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01:56:08,910 --> 01:56:09,600
by the list.

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01:56:09,930 --> 01:56:12,990
Thank you. That is the
difference. And that is part of

1937
01:56:12,990 --> 01:56:16,530
the secret. And of course, we
thank everyone who donated under

1938
01:56:16,530 --> 01:56:21,090
$50. Most of them come in and
for nine or nine or nine or for

1939
01:56:21,090 --> 01:56:25,290
anonymity reasons, which is why
we have the $50 level. Of

1940
01:56:25,290 --> 01:56:30,660
course, a a total nod of
gratitude, thank you to all of

1941
01:56:30,660 --> 01:56:35,190
our monthly donors. If everybody
who listens to this program was

1942
01:56:35,190 --> 01:56:39,570
a monthly donor, then it would
be we'd never have to go through

1943
01:56:39,570 --> 01:56:42,030
these swings. I know what's
gonna happen. We're gonna get a

1944
01:56:42,030 --> 01:56:45,030
lot of great donations already
today. Fantastic. And it's gonna

1945
01:56:45,030 --> 01:56:48,330
be great on Sunday. And then
we're gonna drop like a rock.

1946
01:56:49,800 --> 01:56:54,900
Yeah, and I get it, I get it, I
get it. But we, we really would

1947
01:56:54,900 --> 01:56:58,740
try and we'd like to sustain
this. We're in year, six 500

1948
01:56:58,740 --> 01:57:03,180
episodes. And what are we doing?
I got a note from somebody that

1949
01:57:03,180 --> 01:57:07,680
said, I can't wait for show 500
I'm sure it'll be a cracker. And

1950
01:57:07,680 --> 01:57:09,750
I'm like, crap. We don't have
any plan. What are we going to

1951
01:57:09,780 --> 01:57:11,610
do something special for 500?

1952
01:57:12,060 --> 01:57:15,480
Yeah, we're going to analyze the
news, deconstructed things going

1953
01:57:15,480 --> 01:57:19,680
on and probably play a few old
clip a few old memorable clips,

1954
01:57:20,010 --> 01:57:21,630
which I'll dig up out of the art

1955
01:57:22,230 --> 01:57:25,170
with rim shots. So you're going
to produce Oh, I put a rim shot

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01:57:25,170 --> 01:57:28,380
on every one of them. I can put
a rim shot on every clip we do.

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01:57:28,410 --> 01:57:29,880
You should be thankful I don't

1958
01:57:29,910 --> 01:57:33,300
we had a Pay Pal meltdown a
couple episodes ago. So there's

1959
01:57:33,300 --> 01:57:36,540
a couple people who we don't
necessarily have a record of

1960
01:57:36,540 --> 01:57:39,270
their donation but we of course
give our producers the benefit

1961
01:57:39,270 --> 01:57:45,690
of the doubt. Michael Landon
Joel Lenoir and David Foley. I

1962
01:57:45,690 --> 01:57:50,250
think David come in again today,
I'm not sure thank you very much

1963
01:57:50,250 --> 01:57:53,370
for your for your support of the
program. We're you know, we just

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01:57:53,400 --> 01:57:55,800
I'm really sorry we just don't
have a record of it but they

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01:57:55,800 --> 01:57:59,640
will of course count for your
knighthoods and as always know,

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01:57:59,640 --> 01:58:02,730
our executive producers, our
Associate Executive producers,

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they all get credit in the show
notes. And those are actual

1968
01:58:05,430 --> 01:58:14,250
credits. And yeah, this
one.org/and A we do have some

1969
01:58:14,250 --> 01:58:15,330
birthdays to celebrate.

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01:58:21,660 --> 01:58:29,100
Kubo is celebrating friends
office Beer Guy and senior wise

1971
01:58:29,100 --> 01:58:32,580
guy. I guess he's turning 30 on
the 13th so current Happy

1972
01:58:32,580 --> 01:58:37,800
Birthday, Ryan Guilbeau
congratulates himself he turns

1973
01:58:37,800 --> 01:58:42,240
37 on the 30th and Mark Bardwell
is saying happy birthday to

1974
01:58:42,240 --> 01:58:45,030
himself he'll be celebrating
tomorrow happy birthday from

1975
01:58:45,030 --> 01:58:49,710
your pals. He had the best
podcast in the universe. And we

1976
01:58:49,710 --> 01:58:53,250
have a number of nice things we
have our instant night so we

1977
01:58:53,250 --> 01:59:00,870
need to bow out on hurt. freak
myself with that thing. Sorry

1978
01:59:05,820 --> 01:59:06,690
horse,

1979
01:59:07,110 --> 01:59:10,740
Paxton Sanders, John White's
Hank and queens and Monica

1980
01:59:10,740 --> 01:59:13,500
Lanza, and please step forward,
all of you have contributed to

1981
01:59:13,500 --> 01:59:15,990
the best podcast the university
amount of $1,000 or more and

1982
01:59:15,990 --> 01:59:19,650
therefore we welcome you into
the elite group of Knights and

1983
01:59:19,650 --> 01:59:25,800
Dames I hereby pronounce the
Boers Paxton Sir John White

1984
01:59:25,800 --> 01:59:30,150
that'd be sir Dr. Sharkey, sir
Hank and queens and de Monica

1985
01:59:30,150 --> 01:59:34,650
Lansing all knights and one day
with no agenda roundtable. If

1986
01:59:34,650 --> 01:59:37,470
you'd like me to just go through
your benefits to specifically

1987
01:59:37,470 --> 01:59:40,500
hookers, blow rent boys
Chardonnay, hot pans, booze,

1988
01:59:40,500 --> 01:59:43,440
wenches beer Rubenesque women
and rose a gracious and sakeI

1989
01:59:43,440 --> 01:59:46,560
vodka and vanilla bong hits and
bourbon, sparkling cider and

1990
01:59:46,560 --> 01:59:49,740
escorts mutton in need. And we
don't have anyone young enough

1991
01:59:49,740 --> 01:59:53,700
for the breast milk and pablum,
but that is always standing by

1992
01:59:53,700 --> 01:59:57,210
should you desire that. Welcome
to the nodes in a roundtable

1993
01:59:57,240 --> 02:00:01,830
your pins will be in the making
and we also congratulate Dame

1994
02:00:01,830 --> 02:00:06,120
Francine, moving up a level
today to Baroness von stealth

1995
02:00:06,120 --> 02:00:11,550
mode. And Sir Dean Bertram
becomes the Baron of the Gold

1996
02:00:11,550 --> 02:00:16,920
Coast of Ghana. And these are
true protectorates. I'm not

1997
02:00:16,920 --> 02:00:20,310
quite sure what Baroness
Francine is going to do with

1998
02:00:20,310 --> 02:00:21,150
stealth mode.

1999
02:00:22,620 --> 02:00:25,140
That means she's probably
waiting to pick a barony that

2000
02:00:25,140 --> 02:00:31,080
can Baron right at her leisure.
Besides Phoenix, I would take

2001
02:00:31,080 --> 02:00:34,770
the areas overall the spring
league baseball teams play,

2002
02:00:35,370 --> 02:00:38,670
which is just outside of town,
and I would take those because

2003
02:00:38,670 --> 02:00:41,010
then you own the baseball, the
spring leagues. It's pretty

2004
02:00:41,010 --> 02:00:41,340
cool.

2005
02:00:41,370 --> 02:00:42,390
Now is that how it works?

2006
02:00:43,830 --> 02:00:46,860
Okay, yeah, they all play down
there, Giants. The A's are all

2007
02:00:46,860 --> 02:00:48,090
down in Arizona.

2008
02:00:48,150 --> 02:00:52,020
And as John pointed out, rightly
thank you is specifically to our

2009
02:00:52,020 --> 02:00:56,670
knights. Our names are barons
and baronesses, for, for really

2010
02:00:56,670 --> 02:00:59,730
always being there when things
are a little bit rougher during

2011
02:00:59,730 --> 02:01:04,200
those crazy weeks when it's just
tough. It's it's highly, highly

2012
02:01:04,200 --> 02:01:08,190
appreciated, and enables us to
continue, you know, right after

2013
02:01:08,190 --> 02:01:12,270
the show was done, I've recorded
President Obama's whole gun

2014
02:01:12,270 --> 02:01:14,430
thing when we go to the SEC
that, you know, we're gonna go

2015
02:01:14,430 --> 02:01:19,170
back to some more C span and
continuing to talk to the

2016
02:01:19,170 --> 02:01:23,520
contacts on ships at sea
everywhere about what's really

2017
02:01:23,520 --> 02:01:26,310
going on in your own land and
trying to bring you some real

2018
02:01:26,310 --> 02:01:26,940
news.

2019
02:01:27,059 --> 02:01:30,029
And we try to use your real
news. Especially when you

2020
02:01:30,029 --> 02:01:33,959
compare it to like, what may be
60 minutes does Oh, tell me

2021
02:01:33,959 --> 02:01:36,629
about it. And you have 60
minutes as you know, Anderson

2022
02:01:36,629 --> 02:01:38,189
Cooper, who seems to be making
more money

2023
02:01:38,190 --> 02:01:41,310
on TV than God, what am Anderson
Cooper's on? 60 minutes?

2024
02:01:41,340 --> 02:01:43,680
Oh, yes, he's now he's one of
the correspondents. And he does,

2025
02:01:43,680 --> 02:01:46,470
he's really fascinating reports
and I think this is a good one.

2026
02:01:46,470 --> 02:01:49,620
There's a two parter here, he
decides that they found some

2027
02:01:49,620 --> 02:01:55,020
some people in somewhere and in
the where there's a lot of nasty

2028
02:01:55,020 --> 02:01:58,500
crocodiles have decided that
during this winter time to

2029
02:01:58,500 --> 02:02:00,630
crocs, you can actually dive
with them, even though everyone

2030
02:02:00,630 --> 02:02:05,190
thought this was lunacy. And
Cooper, as a part of his great

2031
02:02:05,190 --> 02:02:08,250
investigative reporting, decides
to jump in the water. And this I

2032
02:02:08,250 --> 02:02:10,860
know you're gonna like this
clip. And the next because it's

2033
02:02:10,860 --> 02:02:14,250
one of those clips you can mock,
because you can do what he's

2034
02:02:14,250 --> 02:02:17,760
going to do play Anderson Cooper
and the crocs, he's underwater.

2035
02:02:18,540 --> 02:02:23,220
It's amazing. Preparing. But
it's also incredibly

2036
02:02:23,220 --> 02:02:26,700
intimidating. You really have
the sense of when you're so

2037
02:02:26,700 --> 02:02:31,800
close to just how strong it is.
And it looks right at you. And

2038
02:02:31,800 --> 02:02:37,560
you know, that it can attack you
at any moment. There's nothing

2039
02:02:37,560 --> 02:02:41,160
you could do about it. The
crocodile disappears into the

2040
02:02:41,160 --> 02:02:45,450
darkness, we push further into
the cave, it gets narrower and

2041
02:02:45,450 --> 02:02:50,490
more claustrophobic. As we move
deeper into the gloom. lurking

2042
02:02:50,490 --> 02:02:54,210
on a nearby ledge, there's
another crocodile crocodile is

2043
02:02:54,210 --> 02:02:59,730
about nine feet on the hill,
though, makes up about half its

2044
02:02:59,730 --> 02:03:04,950
length. Basic ability to
actually slow their heart rate

2045
02:03:04,950 --> 02:03:08,940
down, they can close off one of
the valves in their hearts,

2046
02:03:09,450 --> 02:03:15,000
which stops the flow of blood to
Oregon, allows them to stay

2047
02:03:15,000 --> 02:03:21,390
underwater for hours at a time.
Yeah,

2048
02:03:21,690 --> 02:03:23,940
I think we can probably do it.
Let me get in the water here.

2049
02:03:24,690 --> 02:03:27,060
Oh, wait, I need that long. I
don't have the sound effect.

2050
02:03:28,830 --> 02:03:32,760
It's really quite amazing. How
the blood flow most of these Cox

2051
02:03:32,760 --> 02:03:37,470
in the water. It's really
fantastic. Don't think they'll

2052
02:03:39,840 --> 02:03:40,560
love Cox

2053
02:03:43,470 --> 02:03:48,480
but I do. Hey, it's crocs in the
water. Not Cox. And I'm sorry. I

2054
02:03:48,480 --> 02:03:54,510
made a mistake. Alan. Yeah. Go
see a counselor. So played

2055
02:03:54,510 --> 02:03:57,180
number two, and we get this
thing over with this guy. This

2056
02:03:57,180 --> 02:03:59,820
is the most idiotic thing I've
ever seen. 60 minutes is

2057
02:03:59,820 --> 02:04:03,330
deteriorated into either
promoting stuff, or these dumb

2058
02:04:03,330 --> 02:04:06,030
reports. And who cares about
watching this guy swim with a

2059
02:04:06,030 --> 02:04:06,960
crock sediment?

2060
02:04:07,110 --> 02:04:13,140
We can't see where we're going.
We're trying to pursue the

2061
02:04:13,140 --> 02:04:17,760
crocodile right now. I can't
tell how large it is. Its tail

2062
02:04:17,760 --> 02:04:21,900
is so powerful. It's right on
top of it. Reach out right now

2063
02:04:21,900 --> 02:04:24,960
and just touch the tail. I'm
worried if I do that. It'll

2064
02:04:24,960 --> 02:04:28,350
somehow turn around. It just
doesn't seem like a good idea.

2065
02:04:29,220 --> 02:04:33,870
But I gotta say it's so
tempting. The crowd is muddy so

2066
02:04:33,870 --> 02:04:38,400
fast. We can't keep out for
long. It's time to surface and

2067
02:04:38,400 --> 02:04:39,090
find the boat.

2068
02:04:39,930 --> 02:04:43,830
I gotta say. How can we don't
have like the bubble all the

2069
02:04:43,830 --> 02:04:48,900
time? I say. Let me see if I
can. Oh, here it is. Here we got

2070
02:04:48,900 --> 02:04:55,980
this. I gotta say touching your
tail is so tempting. But I

2071
02:04:55,980 --> 02:05:00,120
really am almost on top of it
now. Yes cuz

2072
02:05:08,519 --> 02:05:09,929
I want to gig like that.

2073
02:05:10,410 --> 02:05:13,590
What a gig. This guy's making
millions. I mean, holy mackerel.

2074
02:05:13,680 --> 02:05:17,970
Anyway, I feel really bad by the
way for ourselves because I

2075
02:05:17,970 --> 02:05:21,960
think we missed something. And
it's one of the obvious things

2076
02:05:21,960 --> 02:05:26,130
we missed that. In other words,
we didn't miss the story. We

2077
02:05:26,130 --> 02:05:29,550
missed the analysis. And boy, I
think it was like, did a couple

2078
02:05:29,550 --> 02:05:31,620
of show for a couple of shows
that we've been bringing up

2079
02:05:31,620 --> 02:05:34,890
these North Korean stories,
they're gonna bomb us they're

2080
02:05:34,890 --> 02:05:40,560
gonna write the missile
defenses. If the movie Olympus

2081
02:05:40,560 --> 02:05:44,490
down was about a North Korean
terrorist and all the elements

2082
02:05:44,490 --> 02:05:47,700
of the North Korean bullcrap
stories is in the movie and

2083
02:05:47,700 --> 02:05:50,610
we're always linking to movies
and we missed this one.

2084
02:05:52,470 --> 02:05:56,520
I had a clip Do you have a clip
for this?

2085
02:05:56,640 --> 02:06:00,120
No, I just was reading the
reviews I was looking at Rotten

2086
02:06:00,120 --> 02:06:02,970
Tomatoes for some reason and
then I saw this Olympus down

2087
02:06:02,970 --> 02:06:06,420
it's a North Korean terrorists
in North Korea that's why

2088
02:06:06,420 --> 02:06:09,420
they're in the news so much
crappy movie

2089
02:06:09,450 --> 02:06:13,770
so I had a clip now this is
really pissing me off maybe it

2090
02:06:13,770 --> 02:06:17,070
maybe I had it on the last show.
Let me see if I had this because

2091
02:06:17,670 --> 02:06:23,790
we had we had looked at this man
this is just like this is really

2092
02:06:23,790 --> 02:06:27,840
bugging me because the it was
like a Matt Lauer it would have

2093
02:06:27,840 --> 02:06:31,470
been clip of the day if I could
frickin find it. I you know,

2094
02:06:31,470 --> 02:06:35,010
this is just you, right? I'm
disappointed that we are

2095
02:06:35,010 --> 02:06:38,130
disappointed. We're just lame.
It was Matt Lauer. And he had

2096
02:06:38,130 --> 02:06:44,580
the he had the director, who was
also an actor. And oh, my God,

2097
02:06:44,580 --> 02:06:48,330
this is really this is painful.
And and he said, You know, it's

2098
02:06:48,330 --> 02:06:51,150
amazing. How did you do it? How
did you get the North Koreans to

2099
02:06:51,510 --> 02:06:54,450
ratchet up everything right now
just in time for the movie?

2100
02:06:54,660 --> 02:06:59,370
Oh, he's actually yeah, my
accident deconstructed and he of

2101
02:06:59,370 --> 02:07:01,590
course died, not realizing the
two are connected.

2102
02:07:01,680 --> 02:07:04,410
But um, I guess somehow I didn't
clip that I don't know what

2103
02:07:04,410 --> 02:07:07,710
happened, and maybe didn't clip
it. I hate myself.

2104
02:07:08,070 --> 02:07:11,520
I want to go into one little
discussion about this, as we

2105
02:07:11,520 --> 02:07:14,040
kind of hinted about it earlier
in the show, which is the

2106
02:07:14,220 --> 02:07:17,610
cutting in line phenomenon. I
want to ask anybody out there

2107
02:07:17,610 --> 02:07:20,790
who has examples of this. And
the assertion is, and I think is

2108
02:07:20,790 --> 02:07:24,870
a big one is that the younger
generation, from about 30 years

2109
02:07:24,900 --> 02:07:29,460
old and younger, I have become
so docile, that they allow for

2110
02:07:29,460 --> 02:07:34,200
all kinds of abuses, including
cutting in line, unless there's

2111
02:07:34,200 --> 02:07:37,020
somebody older who won't put up
with like, my, my wife, for

2112
02:07:37,020 --> 02:07:40,830
example, will call somebody out
in a huge public place. And my

2113
02:07:40,830 --> 02:07:43,170
daughter, by the way, every time
my wife does, as she gets, she

2114
02:07:43,170 --> 02:07:47,250
cringes, and she's she pull as
she does it with me, too. If I

2115
02:07:47,250 --> 02:07:51,120
start doing anything in public
that, you know, embarrass people

2116
02:07:51,840 --> 02:07:57,720
embarrass her. Yes. Doesn't
embarrass me. But I do have a

2117
02:07:57,720 --> 02:08:01,140
couple of the Larry David
actually had a whole episode on

2118
02:08:01,140 --> 02:08:05,100
this. And he calls it and I have
the clip to say the second clip

2119
02:08:05,100 --> 02:08:07,890
I sent you, which is in the
separate email. Did you get

2120
02:08:07,890 --> 02:08:11,130
that? And what's the title? It's
the there's two of them. One of

2121
02:08:11,130 --> 02:08:15,660
them's in the chat and cut one.
Well, there's no one I just had.

2122
02:08:15,930 --> 02:08:19,320
One came I sent it right after I
sent the pile of I have to I

2123
02:08:19,320 --> 02:08:19,650
have to

2124
02:08:19,650 --> 02:08:21,420
but it's not called Chat and cut
one.

2125
02:08:21,990 --> 02:08:26,370
No chat and cut. One is in the
second email I sent you. I have

2126
02:08:26,370 --> 02:08:26,700
both

2127
02:08:26,700 --> 02:08:29,640
the clips but it's not called
cut, cut and cut one. It's

2128
02:08:29,640 --> 02:08:33,960
called Chat and cut. Yes. So I'm
asking you if there's a chat and

2129
02:08:33,960 --> 02:08:35,220
cut one or if it's just

2130
02:08:35,429 --> 02:08:37,919
that would be it. Is that one.
That is one.

2131
02:08:39,090 --> 02:08:41,490
I'm going to play it. Yeah. Hi,

2132
02:08:42,180 --> 02:08:47,100
Krista. Oh, Ferguson. Smith,
probably

2133
02:08:48,059 --> 02:08:51,929
gone over here. No, sorry. I
didn't want to chat and cut.

2134
02:08:53,729 --> 02:08:57,959
really familiar familiarity with
someone she vaguely knows. for

2135
02:08:57,959 --> 02:09:00,479
the sole purpose of cutting in
line pauses, she'll be picking

2136
02:09:00,479 --> 02:09:01,439
up a plate any second.

2137
02:09:06,660 --> 02:09:11,820
Excuse me. First of all,
congratulations on a great

2138
02:09:11,850 --> 02:09:16,320
attempt at a chat and cut really
good. 99 times out of 100 that's

2139
02:09:16,320 --> 02:09:19,920
gonna work. Unfortunately. I
haven't been on the line.

2140
02:09:20,670 --> 02:09:23,160
So I don't know what you're
talking about. I just saw my

2141
02:09:23,160 --> 02:09:23,610
friend.

2142
02:09:23,640 --> 02:09:27,180
I know, a chat and cut when I
see. Okay. All right. Who's this

2143
02:09:27,180 --> 02:09:30,000
fellow? This poor innocent
fellow to sneak into the line?

2144
02:09:30,030 --> 02:09:31,500
Do you even do you know her at
all?

2145
02:09:32,010 --> 02:09:34,740
Well, I mean, I mean, to be
fair, we met like eight years

2146
02:09:34,740 --> 02:09:38,400
ago. He remembers no, I
honestly, I honestly

2147
02:09:38,400 --> 02:09:41,280
don't think she's doing a chat
and cut. I kind of feel like you

2148
02:09:41,280 --> 02:09:47,070
are Yeah. He's okay. He's
manipulators. I'm, that's what

2149
02:09:47,100 --> 02:09:49,110
led me to get back in line with
that. Would that make you feel

2150
02:09:49,110 --> 02:09:49,740
better? Yes.

2151
02:09:50,309 --> 02:09:51,839
Yes. Okay. Yeah, fine.

2152
02:09:52,530 --> 02:09:55,500
You are unbelievable. You know
that. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

2153
02:09:55,500 --> 02:09:58,230
Because you know why you just
have to, that's your job. Here's

2154
02:09:58,230 --> 02:10:01,290
a bunch of people as they come
through. But you can't just do

2155
02:10:01,290 --> 02:10:04,140
it again. No, no,

2156
02:10:04,170 --> 02:10:07,020
I'm not gonna say anything this
time. I respect your skills.

2157
02:10:07,260 --> 02:10:09,420
Really? Excellent.

2158
02:10:10,410 --> 02:10:17,850
So that so I realized that I do
this myself can cut. I'm a chat

2159
02:10:17,850 --> 02:10:21,150
and cut expert. And I admit to
it, I'll admit to and then now I

2160
02:10:21,150 --> 02:10:24,000
realized with this with this
sociological thing going on, I

2161
02:10:24,000 --> 02:10:28,020
may not really be think getting
away with much, because I think

2162
02:10:28,020 --> 02:10:30,630
now you just walk in line
because this happened this last

2163
02:10:30,630 --> 02:10:34,680
time I did a chat and cut was in
Las Vegas. There was a line I

2164
02:10:34,680 --> 02:10:38,940
swear to God a mile long. Yeah.
And it was to go into a press

2165
02:10:38,940 --> 02:10:43,230
event. And so I and I've done
this before, I realized that

2166
02:10:43,290 --> 02:10:47,940
after knowing that this now
named a chat and cut, I will, I

2167
02:10:47,940 --> 02:10:50,910
will go to the beginning of the
line and start walking tours. So

2168
02:10:50,910 --> 02:10:53,010
I find someone I know and I know
enough people,

2169
02:10:53,340 --> 02:10:57,090
and okay, okay, you're in a hole
is what you're saying.

2170
02:10:57,150 --> 02:11:02,640
And I do a chat and cut. I say
hey, Gina, Thanks for holding my

2171
02:11:02,640 --> 02:11:06,720
place. I do it i This is the
real slick way to do it. As if

2172
02:11:06,750 --> 02:11:09,960
she was holding my place, and
most people will will play along

2173
02:11:09,960 --> 02:11:11,940
and they put me right in front
of them. And no one says

2174
02:11:11,970 --> 02:11:15,930
anything. And that's a that's a
chat and cut. There's other ways

2175
02:11:15,930 --> 02:11:18,300
of doing it. I mean, the way she
just one was doing it in the

2176
02:11:18,300 --> 02:11:21,990
skit was doing it with somebody
she doesn't know. Luckily, I

2177
02:11:21,990 --> 02:11:24,660
know enough people that I can
always pull one of these chat

2178
02:11:24,660 --> 02:11:28,980
and cuts. But yeah, but now I'm
thinking shit, I could just jump

2179
02:11:28,980 --> 02:11:31,140
right in the line and no one's
gonna say anything.

2180
02:11:31,620 --> 02:11:34,140
So we've been kind of up while
you've been tracking this

2181
02:11:34,140 --> 02:11:38,040
phenomenon. And it started with
the buzzkill Junior and he says,

2182
02:11:38,070 --> 02:11:40,650
Okay, well, this is something
new and the Millennials don't

2183
02:11:40,650 --> 02:11:43,110
know what to do anything.
They're paralyzed and like, oh,

2184
02:11:43,140 --> 02:11:45,720
they can't like say, excuse me,
buddy, you're cutting in line?

2185
02:11:45,900 --> 02:11:48,990
Who is doing the line cutting?
Is it basically dudes like you?

2186
02:11:48,990 --> 02:11:50,220
Is that what's happening here?

2187
02:11:51,540 --> 02:11:55,260
I think it's people who are
inveterate line cutters. There's

2188
02:11:55,260 --> 02:11:58,470
a lot of China, if you go to
China, or if you're working or

2189
02:11:58,470 --> 02:12:01,290
you go to like the one of the
Chinese stores like the giant

2190
02:12:01,290 --> 02:12:04,980
nine, nine Ranch, people will
try to cut in line. The Chinese

2191
02:12:04,980 --> 02:12:08,280
themselves deal with this by
creating all kinds of, you know,

2192
02:12:08,280 --> 02:12:11,400
like a cattle thing where you
can't really cut in line because

2193
02:12:11,400 --> 02:12:14,100
there's a rope. So you can't
really get to the front. Even

2194
02:12:14,100 --> 02:12:17,040
though I've seen people do that
they busted, you've been under

2195
02:12:17,040 --> 02:12:19,170
one of those rope lines and Guy
Excuse me, excuse me, and they

2196
02:12:19,170 --> 02:12:21,510
get he's like, why are you Where
are you going? You know, my

2197
02:12:21,510 --> 02:12:26,070
wife's up their yard to get run
into this. And he goes up and he

2198
02:12:26,070 --> 02:12:29,880
cuts in line? Are you my wife,
my wife is up here. And these

2199
02:12:29,880 --> 02:12:33,240
guys do this. There's I think, I
think there's a huge contingent

2200
02:12:33,240 --> 02:12:36,810
of people. I only do it by the
way when I have to. There's a

2201
02:12:36,810 --> 02:12:39,330
huge contingent of people that
cut in line. And now I think is

2202
02:12:39,330 --> 02:12:42,090
the opportune moment to really
develop your skills to cut in

2203
02:12:42,090 --> 02:12:45,510
line. I mean, yes, it's a bad
thing. But at the same by the

2204
02:12:45,510 --> 02:12:49,230
same token, if you can get away
with it, no one's gonna say

2205
02:12:49,230 --> 02:12:51,120
anything. They're just gonna
grouse to themselves, which is

2206
02:12:51,120 --> 02:12:55,320
apparently what they do. I have
I think I have cut in line once

2207
02:12:55,500 --> 02:13:01,590
where I got called out by an
older guy. Yeah, I cut the

2208
02:13:01,590 --> 02:13:07,860
story. I cut like basically cut
in line in an airport. Right?

2209
02:13:07,890 --> 02:13:11,040
Yeah, it's getting on the plane
because I get baggage.

2210
02:13:12,240 --> 02:13:15,630
Let me just say something.
cutting in line to get on the

2211
02:13:15,630 --> 02:13:20,790
plane. Really? I mean, what kind
of douche Are you? I mean, the

2212
02:13:20,790 --> 02:13:23,220
plane is not going to leave any
earlier. You're not going to get

2213
02:13:23,220 --> 02:13:23,370
there.

2214
02:13:24,720 --> 02:13:28,650
I carry on a lot of stuff that
needs to go into overheads.

2215
02:13:29,340 --> 02:13:32,010
Not only are you the guy who
cuts in line to get on the

2216
02:13:32,010 --> 02:13:34,830
plane, you're the guy that
you're like, Oh, let me stash

2217
02:13:34,830 --> 02:13:36,900
this here. I'll stash this here
and you're walking down the

2218
02:13:36,900 --> 02:13:39,480
aisle. You're throwing stuff up
there and taking up other

2219
02:13:39,480 --> 02:13:45,420
people's spots of overhead
space. Yeah. Oh, I dislike you.

2220
02:13:45,690 --> 02:13:49,830
Well, I at least I have bags
that fit upstairs. I'm not the

2221
02:13:49,830 --> 02:13:54,000
guy who brings into big giant
thing. Stuffing and stuffing and

2222
02:13:54,000 --> 02:13:57,210
stuffing they can't close the
lid. I stuffing and that punch

2223
02:13:57,210 --> 02:13:58,830
in it. You know that guy?

2224
02:13:59,220 --> 02:14:03,570
I'm not that guy either. Just so
you know.

2225
02:14:04,170 --> 02:14:06,660
Well. That's good. Okay, anyway,
no, I like to get my All right.

2226
02:14:06,690 --> 02:14:09,990
I don't do the cutting in line
in the airport much. I think

2227
02:14:09,990 --> 02:14:12,570
I've done it a couple of times.
It's not like the chat and cut.

2228
02:14:12,600 --> 02:14:14,880
You got it. This is guy you got
to be really aggressive to do

2229
02:14:14,880 --> 02:14:19,920
this. So a guy called me out on
it. And then what and was like,

2230
02:14:19,920 --> 02:14:22,860
Hey, buddy, it was no no, it was
after the fact which would be

2231
02:14:22,890 --> 02:14:23,640
Oh, and he came up

2232
02:14:23,640 --> 02:14:26,100
and he came up to you said hey,
did you know that your dick? Did

2233
02:14:26,100 --> 02:14:29,790
he do one of those? Exactly. And
how did you feel?

2234
02:14:30,210 --> 02:14:31,980
I said oh, I'm sorry.

2235
02:14:34,230 --> 02:14:37,080
And then you put your medical
mask on? Ah because I think

2236
02:14:37,080 --> 02:14:40,770
that's that's the way to do it.
You need to have your medical

2237
02:14:40,770 --> 02:14:42,330
mask on when you're cutting in
line. So

2238
02:14:42,330 --> 02:14:46,500
anyway, so this was a plague.
Yeah, we'll need to call out

2239
02:14:46,500 --> 02:14:47,730
somebody cutting in line.

2240
02:14:48,269 --> 02:14:51,179
But we need a we need to help
people with this and then

2241
02:14:51,569 --> 02:14:55,859
because it's people are the
they've been trained to just

2242
02:14:55,859 --> 02:15:00,209
shut up and if someone acts with
authority, you know to to just

2243
02:15:00,209 --> 02:15:01,439
Oh, I'm sorry.

2244
02:15:02,220 --> 02:15:07,170
Well, the way I do it, when
somebody cuts in line is I will

2245
02:15:07,200 --> 02:15:10,020
use a tap on the shoulder I used
to like the Larry David thing a

2246
02:15:10,020 --> 02:15:13,080
little bit, but I don't go on
Dabbagh right there, tap on the

2247
02:15:13,080 --> 02:15:15,960
shoulder and say the back of the
line is there. And I point to

2248
02:15:15,960 --> 02:15:18,840
the back of the line, I said
that there's not the line, the

2249
02:15:18,840 --> 02:15:21,270
back of the line is back there.
And they always just go back

2250
02:15:21,270 --> 02:15:24,450
there. No one's ever gives you
any guff about it, I like this

2251
02:15:24,450 --> 02:15:28,650
woman did on the clip, right?
They just do it. So I've never

2252
02:15:28,650 --> 02:15:30,780
found this to be a problem
calling people out if they're

2253
02:15:30,780 --> 02:15:35,430
cutting in line, unless they're
really good at it. And they've

2254
02:15:35,430 --> 02:15:38,220
somehow cut in line, I think
this happens on the freeway a

2255
02:15:38,220 --> 02:15:41,970
lot you driving along. And then
one of the things I do and I

2256
02:15:41,970 --> 02:15:43,890
hate to and I don't want to make
everything, I'm a douche, but

2257
02:15:43,890 --> 02:15:48,180
I'm just going to explain some
driving techniques, my wife will

2258
02:15:48,180 --> 02:15:52,350
not do this. And so if I know is
going to be a lot of traffic and

2259
02:15:52,350 --> 02:15:56,580
I have to do this trick I want
to drive because she won't, she

2260
02:15:56,580 --> 02:16:00,180
will just basically get in the
back of the line of on the

2261
02:16:00,180 --> 02:16:03,720
freeway. So in other words, we
have a split, we got the 580

2262
02:16:03,720 --> 02:16:06,600
going one way, we got the 80
going the other and there's cars

2263
02:16:06,840 --> 02:16:10,950
backed way up on the one on the
580. And there's nobody going on

2264
02:16:10,950 --> 02:16:13,680
the 80, which is the road San
Francisco, I can already feel

2265
02:16:14,310 --> 02:16:19,860
auras, you can you've done this,
you go up as far as you can app,

2266
02:16:19,860 --> 02:16:23,040
the men will do this more than
women I've actually very when I

2267
02:16:23,040 --> 02:16:27,270
see a woman pull this one I'm
going to describe i i admire

2268
02:16:27,270 --> 02:16:30,540
her, because I think people
should drive like this. You go

2269
02:16:30,540 --> 02:16:33,270
driving up the wrong side,
that's not going where you want

2270
02:16:33,270 --> 02:16:36,300
to go because your site is
jammed up. And then it moves

2271
02:16:36,300 --> 02:16:38,520
forward a little bit and and
then it moves forward. And

2272
02:16:38,520 --> 02:16:41,940
sometimes there's an opening.
And that's when you jump in, you

2273
02:16:41,940 --> 02:16:44,400
jump into the line. So you've
gotten you've gotten because

2274
02:16:44,400 --> 02:16:47,010
otherwise you'd be there for an
hour. So you drive and drive and

2275
02:16:47,010 --> 02:16:49,290
drive and then you have to look
for the opportunity.

2276
02:16:49,350 --> 02:16:52,500
Well, the opportunity is when
usually a truck and the car in

2277
02:16:52,500 --> 02:16:56,340
front of the truck pulls open
the zip right and that's what

2278
02:16:56,340 --> 02:16:58,200
I'm always looking for the truck
opportunity.

2279
02:16:58,380 --> 02:17:01,320
Yeah, the truck. That's the easy
one, the car to car one is a

2280
02:17:01,320 --> 02:17:03,360
little more difficult,
especially when you get close to

2281
02:17:03,360 --> 02:17:07,140
the end. And then you cut in
real fast and you never signal

2282
02:17:07,380 --> 02:17:10,050
because in California, if you
signal you're gonna go into that

2283
02:17:10,050 --> 02:17:15,180
lane. They will gun it. That's
the way it works. They'll do a

2284
02:17:15,180 --> 02:17:17,700
zipper merge in California,
which is very polite. Yeah,

2285
02:17:17,700 --> 02:17:20,820
generally speaking, if you put
the signal on, boom, it tightens

2286
02:17:20,820 --> 02:17:24,450
up like it's just like a like a
snake. You can move in there at

2287
02:17:24,450 --> 02:17:29,040
all. So yeah, it's one of the
tricks but that's essentially

2288
02:17:29,040 --> 02:17:30,900
it's a cutting in line thing.
But

2289
02:17:31,020 --> 02:17:33,780
well, I'm a little torn about
this job because on one hand, I

2290
02:17:33,780 --> 02:17:38,490
feel you know that we are indeed
above the slaves. Right?

2291
02:17:40,049 --> 02:17:42,659
That way I feel like a slave and
I'm just cutting in line.

2292
02:17:44,520 --> 02:17:48,870
A line cut and slave. On the
other hand, I I'm pretty simple.

2293
02:17:48,870 --> 02:17:50,400
You know if here's here's

2294
02:17:50,459 --> 02:17:53,699
what you do this cutting in line
with them with the cars. You

2295
02:17:53,699 --> 02:17:56,399
just feel the protection of the
car, you don't do a public

2296
02:17:56,399 --> 02:18:00,839
cutting in line and a line. Um,
same thing,

2297
02:18:00,870 --> 02:18:06,300
huh? No, because in Texas, we're
not a holes. We just like, you

2298
02:18:06,300 --> 02:18:09,900
know, we got big cars and
trucks. And we just like jam it

2299
02:18:09,900 --> 02:18:14,160
in there. And everyone does it.
It's not civil. You know, the

2300
02:18:14,160 --> 02:18:16,890
civility is we don't yell at
each other when someone does

2301
02:18:16,890 --> 02:18:21,090
like a good one, buddy. Good.
You got me. That's what I would

2302
02:18:21,090 --> 02:18:24,330
have done. That's what here's
what bothers me honkin throw

2303
02:18:24,330 --> 02:18:28,080
fingers and flip each other off
because you get shot that we

2304
02:18:28,080 --> 02:18:28,980
don't do that.

2305
02:18:29,039 --> 02:18:32,819
Yeah, well, that's, that's nice.
Now I had you there's there's

2306
02:18:32,819 --> 02:18:36,989
these instances where I'm trying
to think of one example where

2307
02:18:36,989 --> 02:18:39,629
the guy cuts it cuts you off or
know that here's my favorite,

2308
02:18:39,659 --> 02:18:42,509
though. The one I really dislike
is where you do honk, you got a

2309
02:18:42,659 --> 02:18:47,669
guy in front of you, that is so
slow on the draw. That guys are

2310
02:18:47,669 --> 02:18:50,999
cut in front of him. Said guy
cuts in front of him and you're

2311
02:18:50,999 --> 02:18:54,149
in the urine aligned to the toll
booths, for example, guy cuts in

2312
02:18:54,149 --> 02:18:56,609
front of the guy in front of
you. And then the guy is still

2313
02:18:56,609 --> 02:18:58,979
so slender, got another guy cuts
in front of him, and then

2314
02:18:58,979 --> 02:19:01,319
another guy because this guy's
are cutting in front of this

2315
02:19:01,349 --> 02:19:04,499
idiot in front of you. And so
then when you honk the horn,

2316
02:19:04,799 --> 02:19:08,669
move up. Anyway, you ever seen
that?

2317
02:19:09,120 --> 02:19:12,480
No, you know, I really I
haven't. I'm not either. I'm not

2318
02:19:12,480 --> 02:19:15,480
cognizant or I just, you know,
I'm not thinking that way.

2319
02:19:15,750 --> 02:19:19,440
Yeah, you're not Joe Kelly. I'm
a California Yeah. People's

2320
02:19:19,440 --> 02:19:19,860
Republic

2321
02:19:19,860 --> 02:19:22,590
of California. I mean, you need
a big earthquake just to clean

2322
02:19:22,590 --> 02:19:22,980
up some

2323
02:19:24,150 --> 02:19:26,220
people change our driving
habits.

2324
02:19:26,730 --> 02:19:29,160
I mean, it's just no How about I
kind of remember just everyone's

2325
02:19:29,160 --> 02:19:32,670
always angry and it's just that
maybe I'm just not angry. I just

2326
02:19:32,670 --> 02:19:37,320
don't see it. Maybe I get all my
anger out on the show. But

2327
02:19:37,320 --> 02:19:41,460
there's, you know, the, if I see
a really long line here, here's

2328
02:19:41,460 --> 02:19:45,060
the difference. So let's say
there's a press event, right?

2329
02:19:45,330 --> 02:19:48,540
And so you're in Vegas, you see
the press event you're like holy

2330
02:19:48,540 --> 02:19:51,960
crap, that's a long line. You
are you do your chat and cut you

2331
02:19:51,960 --> 02:19:54,720
start the Hey buddy, how you
doing? So you'd like 10 people

2332
02:19:54,720 --> 02:19:58,680
behind whatever you're in. Total
a whole move. Here's what I do.

2333
02:19:59,070 --> 02:20:02,940
I see the long I'm in Vegas. I'm
like, screw that. Let's get

2334
02:20:02,940 --> 02:20:03,510
smokers.

2335
02:20:04,500 --> 02:20:06,480
Why don't have a chat and cut
opportunity? That's what I'll

2336
02:20:06,480 --> 02:20:08,700
do. I'll just leave. I don't
care. Yeah, I don't need to go

2337
02:20:08,700 --> 02:20:09,510
into this event.

2338
02:20:09,570 --> 02:20:12,570
Yeah, I'm just I just I'll just,
I'm not gonna, you know, I

2339
02:20:12,570 --> 02:20:15,180
always say, you know, my, my
grandparents didn't fight in the

2340
02:20:15,180 --> 02:20:17,220
war for me to stand in line for
anything.

2341
02:20:17,550 --> 02:20:22,770
There you go, right. Yeah, bring
in World War Two, Hitler. I made

2342
02:20:22,770 --> 02:20:26,940
it. So I'm listening to the
Parliament, having their debates

2343
02:20:26,940 --> 02:20:29,820
and this particular weird thing
comes up. This is about the

2344
02:20:29,820 --> 02:20:33,150
Chancellor of the Exchequer,
apparently getting a Twitter

2345
02:20:33,150 --> 02:20:36,150
account and they waste the
public's time with the following

2346
02:20:36,150 --> 02:20:36,870
discussion.

2347
02:20:36,900 --> 02:20:40,140
I'm sorry, my my computer froze.
I can't get your clip.

2348
02:20:40,740 --> 02:20:42,630
No can serve the extender. I see

2349
02:20:42,630 --> 02:20:45,060
the clip I see it and I'm trying
to click on it. And I'm trying

2350
02:20:45,060 --> 02:20:49,470
to drag it but for some reason,
it's probably I don't know,

2351
02:20:49,770 --> 02:20:55,650
Chrome or Firefox or some other
Uber Lord piece of crap. I

2352
02:20:55,650 --> 02:20:59,700
can't. Now what is it doing now?
It's like,

2353
02:21:00,720 --> 02:21:03,480
is you get your little spinning
thing? Yeah, no, I

2354
02:21:03,480 --> 02:21:06,120
got the spinning beach ball of
death. And it just deleted your

2355
02:21:06,120 --> 02:21:10,260
clip where to go? I swear to
God, I swear to God,

2356
02:21:11,580 --> 02:21:12,360
a clip of the day.

2357
02:21:15,210 --> 02:21:18,240
Given that the chancellor has
this morning, join Twitter.

2358
02:21:18,780 --> 02:21:22,350
Could the Prime Minister remind
the Chancellor and the house?

2359
02:21:22,590 --> 02:21:24,060
What too many tweets make?

2360
02:21:30,180 --> 02:21:34,080
I made a number of remarks about
Twitter over the years, most of

2361
02:21:34,080 --> 02:21:36,750
which I've had to withdraw
because I'm now tweeting myself,

2362
02:21:36,750 --> 02:21:42,240
but I look forward. I look
forward to the first tweet after

2363
02:21:42,240 --> 02:21:46,260
the budget this afternoon. But
what is clear is he could tweet

2364
02:21:46,350 --> 02:21:50,580
even now that we are cutting
taxes in two weeks time, but 24

2365
02:21:50,580 --> 02:21:56,460
million working people out of
tax and suddenly tweeting that

2366
02:21:56,730 --> 02:21:59,340
would would not cause any
dangerous for him. Childish

2367
02:21:59,340 --> 02:22:00,210
Faraj.

2368
02:22:01,590 --> 02:22:03,810
Um, why would this be Clip of
the Day?

2369
02:22:04,200 --> 02:22:08,580
Well, I thought it was funny.
But it was a reference was

2370
02:22:08,580 --> 02:22:13,260
interesting, which was cameras
own comment. Some time back in

2371
02:22:13,260 --> 02:22:19,470
2009 that too many tweets? Make
a twat. Oh, okay. So they're

2372
02:22:19,470 --> 02:22:20,940
trying to get him to say it
again.

2373
02:22:23,820 --> 02:22:24,960
Yeah, that's not very funny.

2374
02:22:25,350 --> 02:22:27,600
Yeah. Well, I thought it was at
the time. It was funny at the

2375
02:22:27,600 --> 02:22:28,200
time. Yeah,

2376
02:22:28,230 --> 02:22:31,290
it was, you know, what would
have made it funnier? The rim

2377
02:22:31,290 --> 02:22:37,260
shot. Exactly. A rim shot would
have made it much much funnier.

2378
02:22:37,980 --> 02:22:42,480
I'm I'm desperately I mean, I'm
you know, it was really making

2379
02:22:42,480 --> 02:22:46,380
me angry. Is this Gerard Butler,
who was on the Today show

2380
02:22:46,380 --> 02:22:47,940
talking about this movie.

2381
02:22:48,539 --> 02:22:50,819
Where were you still looking for
the clip?

2382
02:22:50,849 --> 02:22:56,039
Well, it's been deleted from the
internet. Yeah, no, it's

2383
02:22:56,039 --> 02:23:01,259
everywhere. This video has
expired. Ah, so if anyone is

2384
02:23:01,289 --> 02:23:04,439
I'll actually I'll ask the chat
room to help me. If anyone can

2385
02:23:04,439 --> 02:23:07,799
find like a YouTube version is
Gerard Butler talking by

2386
02:23:07,799 --> 02:23:12,419
Lindsey. You don't have it?
Well, I've looked. I've seen the

2387
02:23:12,419 --> 02:23:15,299
clip. I saw the clip and I
remembered Wow, this is Clip of

2388
02:23:15,299 --> 02:23:19,139
the Day. And now I can't find it
in the my show notes system. I

2389
02:23:19,139 --> 02:23:23,669
can't find it anywhere. And it's
Matt Lauer and he ne ne and he's

2390
02:23:23,669 --> 02:23:27,209
also he's like, it's also I
remember vividly because it's

2391
02:23:27,209 --> 02:23:29,339
kind of like a gay thing at the
end. And Matt Lauer like us

2392
02:23:29,339 --> 02:23:36,149
though pretty you know what? And
I just can't find it. And

2393
02:23:36,179 --> 02:23:39,299
someone will find it for me.
It's just the video every single

2394
02:23:39,299 --> 02:23:42,929
place I go, it's like this video
has expired. Strangely enough

2395
02:23:42,929 --> 02:23:43,199
public

2396
02:23:43,200 --> 02:23:46,920
relations campaign is over. They
don't care anymore. Well, I'm,

2397
02:23:47,670 --> 02:23:50,940
I'm thinking because he actually
blew it. He gave it away. You

2398
02:23:50,940 --> 02:23:57,030
know, he explained how it works.
That could be alright. Well, let

2399
02:23:57,030 --> 02:23:59,850
me so let me let me discredit
someone else then while the chat

2400
02:23:59,850 --> 02:24:04,470
room will help me on that. To
lympus down. Gerard Butler on

2401
02:24:04,470 --> 02:24:07,830
today's show with Matt Lauer. So
let me let me discredit Mashable

2402
02:24:07,830 --> 02:24:10,890
for a second kind of just
discredit Mashable. Mashable

2403
02:24:10,890 --> 02:24:13,080
wasn't Mashable like cool at one
point.

2404
02:24:13,590 --> 02:24:15,660
I don't know that was ever cool.
So they've

2405
02:24:15,660 --> 02:24:19,920
got this they've got the video.
And they've got this hipster

2406
02:24:19,920 --> 02:24:23,700
with the hipster glasses. And
this is the report lost your

2407
02:24:23,700 --> 02:24:27,120
faith in the banks in Cyprus,
consider hitting up the Bitcoin

2408
02:24:27,120 --> 02:24:34,170
ATM. online currency Bitcoin is
getting a boost in Europe from

2409
02:24:34,170 --> 02:24:37,200
all financial drama in Cyprus.
The machine part of a new

2410
02:24:37,200 --> 02:24:40,140
venture by Entrepreneur Jeff
Berwick, will both accept

2411
02:24:40,140 --> 02:24:43,890
bitcoins for cash and cash for
bitcoins. Bitcoins are really

2412
02:24:43,890 --> 02:24:45,690
really fascinating if you want
to learn more about them go to

2413
02:24:45,690 --> 02:24:48,000
our tech vertical and now this
news and you can let me know

2414
02:24:48,000 --> 02:24:49,980
what you think at when Rosenfelt
on Twitter.

2415
02:24:50,010 --> 02:24:53,910
All right, listen, Twitter
Rosenfelt This makes no sense in

2416
02:24:53,910 --> 02:25:00,540
ATM for Bitcoin. So what makes
no What do you stick your USB

2417
02:25:00,540 --> 02:25:02,490
drive in a slot or something?

2418
02:25:02,760 --> 02:25:05,250
That must be it is complete this
is so

2419
02:25:05,250 --> 02:25:09,630
bogus live. And who is this guy?
This Do you know of this guy

2420
02:25:09,630 --> 02:25:10,950
this entrepreneur?

2421
02:25:11,370 --> 02:25:15,210
Jeff Berwick Yeah, I believe he
is the chief editor of the

2422
02:25:15,210 --> 02:25:17,100
Dollar Vigilante. Yeah,

2423
02:25:17,130 --> 02:25:21,090
no, I looked up his wiki page as
well. But have you ever heard of

2424
02:25:21,090 --> 02:25:27,000
this guy? No. And he's like, a
Bitcoin ATM machine.

2425
02:25:27,300 --> 02:25:30,300
And he's also an entrepreneur
apparently with a Bitcoin ATM

2426
02:25:30,300 --> 02:25:32,430
machine which I don't think
makes any sense whatsoever

2427
02:25:32,430 --> 02:25:35,850
there's no no there's no such
thing as a Bitcoin. Physical

2428
02:25:35,850 --> 02:25:42,270
Bitcoin it's just a number
attached to your number as a as

2429
02:25:42,270 --> 02:25:44,310
a Bitcoin owner, right?

2430
02:25:44,730 --> 02:25:48,150
I guess I don't get it.

2431
02:25:48,180 --> 02:25:50,760
Maybe it pumps out a little
receipt that's got a number on

2432
02:25:50,760 --> 02:25:51,360
it. I don't know.

2433
02:25:51,660 --> 02:25:56,670
This is but this is what I'm
this is what drives me nuts. It

2434
02:25:56,670 --> 02:25:59,460
just drives me nuts that people
like and this is the most

2435
02:25:59,490 --> 02:26:04,740
emailed story of the week. A
Bitcoin ATM in Cyprus. I mean,

2436
02:26:04,740 --> 02:26:08,010
are you kidding me? You
forbidden from listening to this

2437
02:26:08,010 --> 02:26:11,340
show when you say these things?
Yeah, I agree. That's really not

2438
02:26:11,400 --> 02:26:16,410
banned. I think we have Gerard
Butler. Let me see if if if the

2439
02:26:16,410 --> 02:26:17,880
good. Gerard Butler

2440
02:26:17,880 --> 02:26:20,610
was the one of the producers.
Yeah, I know. He's he started

2441
02:26:20,610 --> 02:26:25,200
also starring. It was directed
by Antoine Fuqua.

2442
02:26:26,250 --> 02:26:29,130
I'll bet you 10 bucks we get an
ad before this video plays

2443
02:26:29,700 --> 02:26:34,050
quarterback at 844 with Gerard
Butler. Movie Olympus Has Fallen

2444
02:26:35,430 --> 02:26:38,790
service agent who finds himself
trapped in the White House after

2445
02:26:38,790 --> 02:26:42,150
the President is taken hostage
during a terror attack. Take a

2446
02:26:42,150 --> 02:26:44,310
look. Take a look. And get ready
for it get

2447
02:26:44,310 --> 02:26:50,070
ready for Lauer to spill the
beans. What do they want? To

2448
02:26:50,070 --> 02:26:54,000
find out? Who's in charge?
Trumbull? They're gonna

2449
02:26:54,000 --> 02:26:57,240
survivals with you, sir. They
went.

2450
02:27:00,330 --> 02:27:03,600
After man was roaming the
hallways with enough explosives

2451
02:27:03,600 --> 02:27:04,530
to take out an army.

2452
02:27:05,430 --> 02:27:08,730
Gerard Butler, welcome back.
Good to see you. You got cloud,

2453
02:27:08,760 --> 02:27:10,980
let me tell you why you have
cloud. All right. This movie is

2454
02:27:10,980 --> 02:27:14,700
about not giving anything away
here. The North Koreans are the

2455
02:27:14,700 --> 02:27:17,040
terrorists here. They take over
the White House and they

2456
02:27:17,040 --> 02:27:19,860
captured the president. And you
have a range just as you're

2457
02:27:19,860 --> 02:27:22,560
promoting this movie to have the
North Koreans make all kinds of

2458
02:27:22,560 --> 02:27:26,070
strange gestures or the United
States threatening nuclear war.

2459
02:27:26,100 --> 02:27:27,300
Now, how did you do that?

2460
02:27:27,330 --> 02:27:30,450
Well, it wasn't so much to me.
We have a very powerful

2461
02:27:30,450 --> 02:27:34,950
publicity department. Or just
make some noise, say some

2462
02:27:34,950 --> 02:27:38,310
ridiculous things. And then
Awesome. Yeah, fact,

2463
02:27:38,340 --> 02:27:42,540
if you had gotten this clip in
with the right timing, or in the

2464
02:27:42,540 --> 02:27:43,710
line, you would have gotten
clear

2465
02:27:43,710 --> 02:27:46,560
for the day, you know, I know
that's why I'm angry. That's why

2466
02:27:46,560 --> 02:27:46,980
I'm happy.

2467
02:27:47,460 --> 02:27:50,370
I'd be angry to buy drugs. You
know, you essentially dropped

2468
02:27:50,370 --> 02:27:53,430
the ball clip for the day and
you drop I dropped the ball on

2469
02:27:53,430 --> 02:27:58,470
the outrageous clip. And you're
right, Matt Lauer is an idiot.

2470
02:27:58,950 --> 02:28:03,090
Fact. Thank you chat room. Good
work. He got cloud, we're

2471
02:28:03,090 --> 02:28:07,800
finding that that's a Outrageous
Little rose again, right. We're

2472
02:28:07,800 --> 02:28:11,310
talking about constantly. And
what Gorst the annoyance to me

2473
02:28:11,310 --> 02:28:14,520
was that we you know, so? Well,
you know, Matt Lauer is getting

2474
02:28:14,520 --> 02:28:17,850
fired. when that movie came out.
I didn't know what the what was

2475
02:28:17,850 --> 02:28:21,990
about it and care to look into
it. Who would North Korean

2476
02:28:21,990 --> 02:28:28,020
terrorists when in history, can
somebody cite me? A North Korean

2477
02:28:28,020 --> 02:28:29,370
terrorist that's ever live?

2478
02:28:29,910 --> 02:28:35,400
Now not only that, but they fly
into DC airspace and bomb. Bomb.

2479
02:28:38,010 --> 02:28:41,850
It's fascinating. These North
Korean terrorists. Terrorist

2480
02:28:41,850 --> 02:28:45,060
crap. Matt Lauer is getting
fired over this. You know, he's

2481
02:28:45,060 --> 02:28:47,730
getting fired. And you know who
they're talking about hiring.

2482
02:28:48,990 --> 02:28:50,010
Anderson Cooper?

2483
02:28:51,270 --> 02:28:55,140
What? It's replaced now there's
a big shake going on an NBC?

2484
02:28:55,170 --> 02:28:55,710
Yeah, they're gonna

2485
02:28:55,710 --> 02:29:01,380
replace Matt Lauer with Cooper.
No, yes, that's the rumor. Fact.

2486
02:29:02,130 --> 02:29:05,250
Well, that could happen.
Obviously. poopers on the fast

2487
02:29:05,250 --> 02:29:05,700
track.

2488
02:29:06,780 --> 02:29:08,070
He's a fast pooper.

2489
02:29:09,000 --> 02:29:11,910
And it wouldn't surprise me if
they did something like that. So

2490
02:29:11,910 --> 02:29:14,730
I'm watching your buddy who also
is being moved around Erin

2491
02:29:14,730 --> 02:29:19,020
Burnett. Oh, yeah, I got her
gotta burn it. To clip she had a

2492
02:29:19,020 --> 02:29:21,450
couple of douchebags talking
about and I just think it's

2493
02:29:21,450 --> 02:29:24,750
funny the way she is talking
about government surveillance

2494
02:29:24,750 --> 02:29:28,320
and in a funny way that
indicates you know, it's

2495
02:29:28,320 --> 02:29:30,840
possible. She's almost guys
spilling the beans on the

2496
02:29:30,840 --> 02:29:34,740
reality of the situation. And
this is the beginning of a this

2497
02:29:34,770 --> 02:29:38,550
this story is about Berkeley,
saying that should be taxing

2498
02:29:38,580 --> 02:29:41,460
email in the city of Berkeley so
everyone has to pay a penny for

2499
02:29:41,460 --> 02:29:44,160
every email and then that money
is gonna go to the post office

2500
02:29:44,160 --> 02:29:47,310
which brings me to clip two, but
play Erin Burnett on government

2501
02:29:47,310 --> 02:29:48,060
surveillance for

2502
02:29:48,060 --> 02:29:51,720
tremendous gave me no tax
created no bureaucrat.

2503
02:29:52,260 --> 02:29:54,750
The government needs to be the
ones to tell us you're all

2504
02:29:54,750 --> 02:29:57,630
talking to us. You're sending
too much. Maybe the government

2505
02:29:57,630 --> 02:29:59,220
needs to be the one to tell us
to

2506
02:29:59,820 --> 02:30:03,000
do They would need to install
government surveillance on every

2507
02:30:03,000 --> 02:30:05,910
email server and probably every
single computer do you want to

2508
02:30:05,910 --> 02:30:07,860
give the governor that they
already have it?

2509
02:30:07,860 --> 02:30:09,600
But that's a whole other topic.

2510
02:30:11,070 --> 02:30:14,130
But by the way, I think they're
going to do it. This is a drone

2511
02:30:14,130 --> 02:30:15,570
can already see what you're
writing.

2512
02:30:16,350 --> 02:30:17,700
There's no reason not to fight
it.

2513
02:30:19,230 --> 02:30:22,950
Make it stop John pulley
assembly, did she just say,

2514
02:30:23,130 --> 02:30:26,220
drunk? You know, when you feel
derailing? Does she say this? Or

2515
02:30:26,220 --> 02:30:32,460
Erin Burnett say that? Cheers.
That's That's pathetic people it

2516
02:30:32,460 --> 02:30:32,820
is. So

2517
02:30:33,600 --> 02:30:36,510
here's what bothers me. And I
ended actually both of us are

2518
02:30:36,510 --> 02:30:41,850
bothered by this, which is,
again, the the the staffs of

2519
02:30:41,850 --> 02:30:45,270
these large shows they have,
like dozens of people working

2520
02:30:45,270 --> 02:30:49,290
there. And then they have people
on the set that don't ask the

2521
02:30:49,290 --> 02:30:51,900
right questions, or they never
did. They just did let things

2522
02:30:52,350 --> 02:30:56,520
slide. And this case, the second
part of this clip, which is

2523
02:30:56,520 --> 02:31:00,210
they're continuing to
discussion, and this douchebag

2524
02:31:00,210 --> 02:31:04,980
character from The New Republic,
or is he from the National Asian

2525
02:31:04,980 --> 02:31:08,670
from the National Review of
right wing group, they go off on

2526
02:31:08,670 --> 02:31:12,300
the post office. And now we
remember that, instead of using

2527
02:31:12,300 --> 02:31:15,090
the word funding for the post
office, because they're not

2528
02:31:15,090 --> 02:31:19,830
funding their retirement, their
pre funding a decade ahead, but

2529
02:31:19,830 --> 02:31:23,160
this guy goes off on the post
office as if this is an elitist

2530
02:31:23,160 --> 02:31:23,340
thing.

2531
02:31:23,550 --> 02:31:27,390
Can we can we just step back one
second, because you turned the

2532
02:31:27,420 --> 02:31:31,620
entire show on to this. And it's
important, we reiterate that

2533
02:31:31,620 --> 02:31:34,020
first of all, the post office,
there is something called the

2534
02:31:34,020 --> 02:31:37,470
postal clause, Article One,
Section seven of the

2535
02:31:37,470 --> 02:31:43,650
Constitution. And it says that
there shall be a postal service,

2536
02:31:43,860 --> 02:31:46,500
and they can set rates, I think
that's pretty much the only two

2537
02:31:46,500 --> 02:31:49,800
things they can do. And it is
protected by the constitution

2538
02:31:49,800 --> 02:31:53,220
for a very important reason,
because the founding fathers of

2539
02:31:53,220 --> 02:31:56,370
this experiment, known as the
United States knew that it would

2540
02:31:56,370 --> 02:32:01,560
be important to not only have an
armed citizenry, but also to

2541
02:32:01,560 --> 02:32:04,440
have secure communication. So
you could actually send

2542
02:32:04,440 --> 02:32:07,680
something to someone without the
government looking into it. And

2543
02:32:07,680 --> 02:32:11,070
it is my belief, I think our
combined belief that there is a

2544
02:32:11,070 --> 02:32:13,860
move to get rid of this so that
we can commit all kinds of

2545
02:32:13,860 --> 02:32:19,020
fraud, financial fraud, you
know, this is why when it comes

2546
02:32:19,020 --> 02:32:21,300
to the real fraudulent
documents, they don't show up

2547
02:32:21,300 --> 02:32:25,050
with the mail, but they show up
with UPS UPS or FedEx, they say

2548
02:32:25,050 --> 02:32:28,740
we'll send you a two day FedEx.
That's what that's when the real

2549
02:32:28,740 --> 02:32:30,240
crap is showing up at your door.
And

2550
02:32:30,240 --> 02:32:33,930
that's because there's no postal
fraud and rolls by the mail.

2551
02:32:33,990 --> 02:32:37,530
That's a federal offense, the
mail fraud, money, felony, thank

2552
02:32:37,530 --> 02:32:39,270
you. Mass mail fraud.

2553
02:32:39,330 --> 02:32:43,740
So they're trying to kill the
postcards. And so this guy who

2554
02:32:43,740 --> 02:32:46,200
was should be getting a
douchebag call out at the end.

2555
02:32:46,260 --> 02:32:50,250
Oh, cool. He goes off with all
the with all the stereotypical

2556
02:32:50,250 --> 02:32:54,450
cliches about the post office,
not realizing that it's really a

2557
02:32:54,450 --> 02:32:59,160
very important thing to have
functioning, and and to be

2558
02:32:59,280 --> 02:33:02,880
should be supported. So here's,
here's what we get to hear with

2559
02:33:02,880 --> 02:33:05,790
No, nobody's saying anything on
CNN.

2560
02:33:06,990 --> 02:33:09,660
All right. So but the thing in
terms of funding the Post

2561
02:33:09,660 --> 02:33:11,730
Office, I mean, what about that
argument? I understand you're

2562
02:33:11,730 --> 02:33:13,680
right about the horse and buggy.
But isn't there some sense in

2563
02:33:13,680 --> 02:33:16,170
that, okay, we're sending I
believe, got the numbers. 12

2564
02:33:16,170 --> 02:33:19,290
point 1 billion business emails
a year, 5.4 billion personal

2565
02:33:19,290 --> 02:33:22,200
emails, one cent tax on each of
those you're getting?

2566
02:33:22,650 --> 02:33:25,410
What the post service does right
now, the bulk of what they send

2567
02:33:25,410 --> 02:33:28,320
you is what I like to call
physical spam, which is actually

2568
02:33:28,320 --> 02:33:31,230
worse for the environment. It's
rather unpleasant. And now the

2569
02:33:31,230 --> 02:33:33,210
postal Postal Service is saying
that the federal government is

2570
02:33:33,240 --> 02:33:35,460
undermining them by saying
they're saying that we have to

2571
02:33:35,460 --> 02:33:39,180
adequately fund our pensions.
That's crazy talk. And so postal

2572
02:33:39,180 --> 02:33:43,020
employees are funding ads on my
television that are visual spam,

2573
02:33:43,110 --> 02:33:45,750
that are telling us this some
grave injustice that they should

2574
02:33:45,750 --> 02:33:48,570
fund these crazy pension
obligations they've built up

2575
02:33:48,570 --> 02:33:51,990
over the years, the US Postal
Service, you know, maybe there's

2576
02:33:52,050 --> 02:33:55,830
a reduced place for it. Maybe if
they deliver five days a week

2577
02:33:55,830 --> 02:33:59,700
rather than six. That would make
sense. But every other industry

2578
02:33:59,730 --> 02:34:03,030
should have to subsidize postal
carriers because there are a lot

2579
02:34:03,030 --> 02:34:04,920
of industries that are
struggling, that could use those

2580
02:34:04,920 --> 02:34:07,260
resources to provide innovative
new service fairpoint. It's

2581
02:34:07,260 --> 02:34:10,080
just it's fair point. Except
you're in a hole

2582
02:34:15,210 --> 02:34:16,140
Sorry, just had a K

2583
02:34:16,140 --> 02:34:18,630
that guy. Unbelievable, right.
But

2584
02:34:18,630 --> 02:34:24,540
it's an IT IS $75 billion. I had
to pre fund 75 billion Yeah, pre

2585
02:34:24,540 --> 02:34:27,450
fund, but no one understands
this. This is an

2586
02:34:27,720 --> 02:34:31,290
IT. They don't nobody else pre
funds. The defensive department

2587
02:34:31,290 --> 02:34:34,920
doesn't pre fund, none of that.
No other part of government pre

2588
02:34:34,920 --> 02:34:39,420
funds, their retirement. They do
it as they go along. And so so

2589
02:34:39,420 --> 02:34:43,620
this guy mocks that, oh,
horrible that they have to fund

2590
02:34:43,620 --> 02:34:46,140
their retirement. They're not
funding their retirement their

2591
02:34:46,140 --> 02:34:50,610
pre funding future retirements
to an excess just a way to keep

2592
02:34:50,610 --> 02:34:53,550
the books unbalanced and break
the bank of the post office. In

2593
02:34:53,550 --> 02:34:56,910
fact, if it wasn't for this, the
post office would be in the

2594
02:34:56,910 --> 02:34:58,710
black it would be making money
is

2595
02:34:58,710 --> 02:34:59,970
that a fact were they will they
be

2596
02:35:00,000 --> 02:35:03,390
All right, that number has been
the ad unions, the postal unions

2597
02:35:03,390 --> 02:35:05,610
that have come up with these
numbers, but yeah, they would be

2598
02:35:05,610 --> 02:35:06,720
making money. But is

2599
02:35:06,720 --> 02:35:10,950
it so this is interesting isn't
not the unions who demand this

2600
02:35:10,950 --> 02:35:12,210
kind of prefunding is already

2601
02:35:12,210 --> 02:35:14,730
Oh, they don't they're totally
against all this. They, they

2602
02:35:14,760 --> 02:35:17,580
they're trying to protect their
jobs, they don't care. They just

2603
02:35:17,580 --> 02:35:20,400
care that is funded, they don't
want what why did they have to

2604
02:35:20,400 --> 02:35:22,590
fund it for 10 years in advance,
unless they're going to go

2605
02:35:22,590 --> 02:35:25,140
wander just and they want to
keep this pensions going. And

2606
02:35:25,140 --> 02:35:27,420
this whole thing is like a
scheme. Look, we're gonna break

2607
02:35:27,420 --> 02:35:30,330
the post office, they're gonna
bust we're gonna ruin them. But

2608
02:35:30,330 --> 02:35:32,640
so we're gonna make a pre fund
for 10 years because they're not

2609
02:35:32,640 --> 02:35:35,100
going to fund on the fly because
they're not going to be here.

2610
02:35:35,130 --> 02:35:43,170
Hello. Okay, it's a complete and
total scam. And Washington's

2611
02:35:43,170 --> 02:35:47,340
bought into it. These idiots on
CNN bought into the National

2612
02:35:47,340 --> 02:35:49,800
Review, I mean, of all places
bought into it, they all buy

2613
02:35:49,800 --> 02:35:52,680
into it. And you're the girl who
knows where the Constitution is

2614
02:35:52,680 --> 02:35:55,290
all important. But let's get rid
of the post office because I'm

2615
02:35:55,290 --> 02:35:58,950
getting some some mail from my
lucky store down the street

2616
02:35:58,950 --> 02:36:01,800
every once in a while you're
talking about sales of corned

2617
02:36:01,800 --> 02:36:05,310
beef. Oh, that's physical spam,
it's ruining trees. All of a

2618
02:36:05,310 --> 02:36:08,610
sudden, these guys are now
completely Oh, the old green all

2619
02:36:08,610 --> 02:36:11,970
of a sudden that they're worried
about the trees being destroyed

2620
02:36:11,970 --> 02:36:16,200
by all this physical spam. I
mean, come on, John C.

2621
02:36:16,200 --> 02:36:18,780
Dvorak. diva of the day

2622
02:36:32,760 --> 02:36:34,200
I like the post office, by the
way,

2623
02:36:34,230 --> 02:36:37,320
I got a great post office in
Albany.

2624
02:36:37,350 --> 02:36:41,910
Well, you know, I, I never used
to go to the post office. And

2625
02:36:42,690 --> 02:36:46,410
recently, you know, what are we
moving and all this stuff? And

2626
02:36:46,410 --> 02:36:49,260
so, like, you know, I just
actually I tried online to

2627
02:36:49,260 --> 02:36:52,260
change address and it was like,
complicated, like, you know, you

2628
02:36:52,260 --> 02:36:55,950
just put on your credit card,
and you know, then they charge a

2629
02:36:55,950 --> 02:36:59,430
cent or $1. And I'm like, screw
this. I'm just gonna go to the

2630
02:36:59,430 --> 02:37:02,850
post office isn't really the bad
rap, but they're really

2631
02:37:02,850 --> 02:37:06,420
friendly. Definitely nice. And
like, you know, and helpful is

2632
02:37:06,420 --> 02:37:09,930
not crazy busy. And it seems
like real easy when you want to

2633
02:37:09,930 --> 02:37:13,920
ship something and I buy some
ham gear. Now, because of

2634
02:37:13,920 --> 02:37:16,530
course, that's the trap you fall
into when you when you're a ham.

2635
02:37:16,950 --> 02:37:23,940
And so I bought this for band, Q
RP, five watt. Morse code

2636
02:37:23,940 --> 02:37:27,450
transmitter, which is very
small. It's a It's, I'd say it's

2637
02:37:27,450 --> 02:37:32,430
about five inches, no less four
inches by two inches by three

2638
02:37:32,430 --> 02:37:36,120
inches. And, you know, the guy's
sends it through the post, and

2639
02:37:36,120 --> 02:37:38,610
you know, it's insured. And he
put a whole bunch of really

2640
02:37:38,610 --> 02:37:42,120
pretty stamps on it was nice,
and I'm like, It's nice when it

2641
02:37:42,120 --> 02:37:45,180
shows up that way. I don't know
what it is something that's

2642
02:37:45,180 --> 02:37:48,120
something cute about it. Am I
old fashioned and lame? Now that

2643
02:37:48,120 --> 02:37:48,810
I say this?

2644
02:37:49,080 --> 02:37:52,410
No, I think it's fine. And I
usually tear off the stamps and

2645
02:37:52,410 --> 02:37:59,850
put them in a drawer. Really? In
a new Wow, wait a minute, I get

2646
02:37:59,850 --> 02:38:02,970
it. I get a letter from a zoo,
the post office from the

2647
02:38:02,970 --> 02:38:06,420
Netherlands, let's say you're
from Germany or from anywhere,

2648
02:38:06,420 --> 02:38:08,910
and it's a bunch of these pretty
stamps on there. Because it's

2649
02:38:08,910 --> 02:38:14,520
coming all across the ocean, I
tear off. Or I got a big drawer

2650
02:38:14,520 --> 02:38:17,130
full of these crazy stamps. I'm
going to put them in a bag one

2651
02:38:17,130 --> 02:38:19,770
of these days. And then I'm
going to hand them off to my

2652
02:38:19,770 --> 02:38:23,070
grandkids here kid figured out
what these are worth.

2653
02:38:23,400 --> 02:38:26,250
You missed the divorce. Or the
vinyl of the internet. I'm

2654
02:38:26,250 --> 02:38:29,790
telling you are fantastic. All
right, I'd have one more

2655
02:38:29,790 --> 02:38:30,420
important stamps

2656
02:38:30,420 --> 02:38:34,080
are all valuable dollar stamp
and one of the dollar stamps

2657
02:38:34,080 --> 02:38:38,400
that you get on a on a package
that says it says $1 cancelled

2658
02:38:38,400 --> 02:38:44,550
dollar stamp is worth about 15
cents. Yeah, okay, great. I'm

2659
02:38:44,550 --> 02:38:46,200
just saying, like, right

2660
02:38:49,470 --> 02:38:51,510
now on this show, it's
appreciated on this show, you

2661
02:38:51,510 --> 02:38:55,080
know, we don't scoff and laugh
at an old fashioned stuff here.

2662
02:38:55,080 --> 02:38:58,110
We like it that it's an American
institution. It's a part of the

2663
02:38:58,110 --> 02:39:02,760
Constitution, which I think is
pretty important. And there's a

2664
02:39:02,760 --> 02:39:09,600
reason for it. It's protected.
It's protected. Anyway, so, you

2665
02:39:09,630 --> 02:39:14,820
know, you told us about the
middle of the night we had the

2666
02:39:16,380 --> 02:39:19,080
we had the wars at the Senate.
They were Yeah, they were

2667
02:39:19,110 --> 02:39:21,360
passing a bill in the middle of
the night and they're all

2668
02:39:21,360 --> 02:39:23,850
yelling at each other. It's
three o'clock in the morning

2669
02:39:23,850 --> 02:39:29,730
and, and without any real
oversight by the people. All of

2670
02:39:29,730 --> 02:39:32,250
a sudden there was the
Appropriations Act for Fiscal

2671
02:39:32,250 --> 02:39:33,750
Year 2013.

2672
02:39:34,109 --> 02:39:38,519
Right, which essentially stopped
all the cuts and taxes to the

2673
02:39:38,519 --> 02:39:40,589
point of a trillion dollars
more. I mean, well,

2674
02:39:41,670 --> 02:39:46,770
well, it did something else.
Yeah, I heard this. Yeah. So

2675
02:39:46,800 --> 02:39:52,740
they it's it was originally part
of the 2013 House Agriculture

2676
02:39:52,740 --> 02:39:58,320
Bill. And the section there was
known as the farmer assurance

2677
02:39:58,320 --> 02:40:03,090
provision and had to look
because these appropriation

2678
02:40:03,090 --> 02:40:06,660
bills are it's basically all
just about money. And it's just

2679
02:40:06,660 --> 02:40:10,530
money here money, their money
everywhere. $9 billion for

2680
02:40:10,530 --> 02:40:14,310
airport security. I just like to
point that one out $9 billion

2681
02:40:15,600 --> 02:40:18,570
for for, you know, for the
massage you or you get when you

2682
02:40:18,570 --> 02:40:24,180
opt. 9 billion section 735. In
the event that a determination

2683
02:40:24,180 --> 02:40:27,090
of non regulated status made
pursuant to section 411 with the

2684
02:40:27,090 --> 02:40:30,300
Plant Protection Act is or has
been invalidated or vacated, the

2685
02:40:30,300 --> 02:40:33,000
Secretary of Agriculture sell
notwithstanding the provision of

2686
02:40:33,000 --> 02:40:35,790
law upon request by a farmer
grower farm operator or

2687
02:40:35,790 --> 02:40:40,500
producer. Immediate immediately
grant temporary permits, or

2688
02:40:40,500 --> 02:40:44,070
temporary deregulation in part
subjected necessary to

2689
02:40:44,070 --> 02:40:47,640
appropriate conditions
consistent with section 411 A or

2690
02:40:47,640 --> 02:40:51,510
412 C of the Plant Protection
Act, which interim conditions

2691
02:40:51,510 --> 02:40:53,850
shall authorize the movement
introduction, continued

2692
02:40:53,850 --> 02:40:56,460
cultivation, commercialization
and other specifically

2693
02:40:56,460 --> 02:40:59,580
enumerated activities and
requirements, including measures

2694
02:40:59,580 --> 02:41:02,700
designed to mitigate or minimize
potential adverse environmental

2695
02:41:02,700 --> 02:41:06,120
effects, if any relevant to the
Secretary's evaluation of the

2696
02:41:06,120 --> 02:41:08,700
petition for non regulated
status while ensuring the

2697
02:41:08,700 --> 02:41:11,430
growers or other users are able
to move plant cultivate,

2698
02:41:11,520 --> 02:41:14,310
introduce into commerce to carry
out other authorized activities

2699
02:41:14,310 --> 02:41:20,010
in a timely manner. Colon. I'm
going to stop there. So what

2700
02:41:20,010 --> 02:41:25,410
this does is if there was a
question about a Monsanto seed,

2701
02:41:25,440 --> 02:41:29,250
there are other companies. And I
think they just think the they

2702
02:41:29,250 --> 02:41:31,650
just settled with another huge
company for like a billion

2703
02:41:31,650 --> 02:41:37,080
dollars of whoever owns whatever
patent on life. If there's a

2704
02:41:37,080 --> 02:41:40,410
question about that, not just
seeds, apparently, if you'd

2705
02:41:40,410 --> 02:41:45,630
listened to what I just said, as
to its danger to your health, my

2706
02:41:45,630 --> 02:41:50,250
health, the animal health, the
health of the universe, then

2707
02:41:50,250 --> 02:41:53,280
while that is being
investigated, the Secretary

2708
02:41:53,400 --> 02:41:57,180
which I think isn't that guy
like an ex Monsanto guy, I

2709
02:41:57,180 --> 02:42:02,940
believe so I believe so too,
will issue a permit, so that the

2710
02:42:03,180 --> 02:42:07,080
growth production and sale can
just continue as normal? It is

2711
02:42:07,110 --> 02:42:10,530
very similar to what we have
with vaccines in this country.

2712
02:42:11,910 --> 02:42:15,600
Where is if you provide a
vaccine to the citizens and

2713
02:42:15,600 --> 02:42:19,380
someone dies from it, you are
not liable, you are indemnified.

2714
02:42:19,560 --> 02:42:22,620
So it's not exactly an
indemnification. But it's very

2715
02:42:22,620 --> 02:42:24,930
close. It's like, hey, you know,
while we're tying this up in the

2716
02:42:24,930 --> 02:42:27,750
courts for the next 10 years
about some proof, some

2717
02:42:27,750 --> 02:42:32,850
scientific fact that science
Shut up already. He the permit

2718
02:42:32,850 --> 02:42:36,750
will be issued to just continue.
Yeah. And so that was slipped

2719
02:42:36,750 --> 02:42:37,170
in.

2720
02:42:38,910 --> 02:42:42,330
slipped in as part of the budget
budget resolution, it's got

2721
02:42:42,360 --> 02:42:45,780
nothing to do with the budget.
Like the same stuff that we've

2722
02:42:45,780 --> 02:42:48,510
seen other people try to slip in
that we had to clip the clip

2723
02:42:48,510 --> 02:42:52,860
from Dubai, we don't have the
clip of this one. Now this got

2724
02:42:52,860 --> 02:42:53,880
passed. Well, it

2725
02:42:53,880 --> 02:42:57,240
wasn't discussed. There's no
clip there because I looked and

2726
02:42:57,240 --> 02:42:58,920
you know, if you go to see dash

2727
02:42:59,880 --> 02:43:02,400
is one of those wink wink nudge
nudge. We're passing it anyway.

2728
02:43:02,400 --> 02:43:07,590
Like that. NDA that was slipped
in and interrupting somebody in

2729
02:43:07,590 --> 02:43:12,480
the middle of the night. Yes.
Oh, yes. Nice.

2730
02:43:12,510 --> 02:43:17,610
Yes. That's how it works. And
it's not well, anyway, at least

2731
02:43:17,610 --> 02:43:20,400
you're hearing about it here. So
you can use this you can talk

2732
02:43:20,400 --> 02:43:24,900
about the and I love what's the
farmer? What does it call I love

2733
02:43:24,900 --> 02:43:25,650
the name of it. Let

2734
02:43:25,650 --> 02:43:27,840
me know his name and some let me
just see

2735
02:43:27,840 --> 02:43:28,650
it's the

2736
02:43:31,080 --> 02:43:35,310
originally the farmer assurance
provision is for this farmer.

2737
02:43:35,640 --> 02:43:40,950
assure him that he's going to
die cancer BT Santo ever.

2738
02:43:42,750 --> 02:43:47,670
Meanwhile, it is still freezing
snow on the ground everywhere in

2739
02:43:47,670 --> 02:43:51,720
Euro land. This is hilarious. I
read a great,

2740
02:43:51,930 --> 02:43:55,380
gross April. I know I know. I
live in Paris.

2741
02:43:55,440 --> 02:43:59,790
I read a great headline. Let me
see if I can find this. Freezing

2742
02:43:59,790 --> 02:44:04,170
British Easter colon. Listen to
these magic numbers. three more

2743
02:44:04,170 --> 02:44:08,310
weeks of freezing weather
predicted 33 year old man dead

2744
02:44:08,310 --> 02:44:12,390
after collapsing and snow could
cause a triple dip recession.

2745
02:44:12,900 --> 02:44:14,760
I mean, as the guy died,

2746
02:44:15,570 --> 02:44:17,850
well, well, that's just they
just threw that in for good

2747
02:44:17,850 --> 02:44:21,150
measure to throw into 33 but
it's gonna be it's gonna be

2748
02:44:21,150 --> 02:44:24,240
freezing for three more weeks.
Could truck cause a triple

2749
02:44:24,240 --> 02:44:26,190
depression? They now have a
tanker.

2750
02:44:26,220 --> 02:44:30,690
We got triple, triple, three
weeks and 33 year old guy. Yeah,

2751
02:44:30,720 --> 02:44:35,970
not that great. That's
unbelievable. Yeah, yeah, I

2752
02:44:35,970 --> 02:44:36,090
don't

2753
02:44:36,090 --> 02:44:37,230
know. They've now

2754
02:44:38,370 --> 02:44:39,780
it could decode this.

2755
02:44:40,080 --> 02:44:46,260
A Taurus or a supertanker has
has been deployed to the island

2756
02:44:46,260 --> 02:44:51,840
of the United Kingdom's because
they're out of gas. Which is

2757
02:44:51,840 --> 02:44:55,140
fantastic. I love it. I love it.
I hope you run out of gas so you

2758
02:44:55,140 --> 02:44:57,120
can see how dependent you really
are.

2759
02:44:57,420 --> 02:45:00,570
And of course ever gonna snow
there again, ever No, no, no,

2760
02:45:00,570 --> 02:45:00,780
no.

2761
02:45:00,780 --> 02:45:04,860
Well, of course this cold said,
Well, let me play you the BBC

2762
02:45:04,890 --> 02:45:06,120
take you back to the days when

2763
02:45:06,120 --> 02:45:08,940
we strolled in the parks of this
pleasant land in shirt sleeves

2764
02:45:08,940 --> 02:45:11,940
and shorts sat in our gardens
nibble and ice cream, remember?

2765
02:45:12,390 --> 02:45:16,200
Probably not yet. That's how it
was exactly a year ago, March of

2766
02:45:16,200 --> 02:45:19,560
last year, spring temperatures
in the 70s. The third warmest

2767
02:45:19,560 --> 02:45:23,760
march on record. And now this no
spring, what's gone wrong? Well,

2768
02:45:23,760 --> 02:45:28,590
three words, the jet stream, it
has gone. That's what Dr. Liz

2769
02:45:28,590 --> 02:45:30,750
Bentley says, and she's the
founder of the weather club at

2770
02:45:30,750 --> 02:45:33,720
the Royal Meteorological Society
and she should know good morning

2771
02:45:33,720 --> 02:45:36,570
to you. Good morning. Is that
oversimplifying? A little bit?

2772
02:45:36,600 --> 02:45:39,180
Well, no, actually, you're
right, that the position of the

2773
02:45:39,180 --> 02:45:42,300
jet stream is way far south than
it would normally be at this

2774
02:45:42,300 --> 02:45:43,080
time of year.

2775
02:45:43,110 --> 02:45:47,340
Let me ask you a question, Mr.
Professor Dvorak. Why do you

2776
02:45:47,340 --> 02:45:51,000
think the jet stream has been in
the wrong position this time.

2777
02:45:52,320 --> 02:45:55,470
And what that's led to is an
area of high pressure that's

2778
02:45:55,470 --> 02:45:58,200
dominating northern Europe's
wherever, just give

2779
02:45:58,200 --> 02:45:59,550
us 10 seconds before we go on,

2780
02:45:59,580 --> 02:46:02,070
what is the jet stream? Okay,
very simply

2781
02:46:02,130 --> 02:46:05,670
a narrow band of very strong
winds that sits about 30,000

2782
02:46:05,670 --> 02:46:08,400
feet above our heads. So way
above high in the atmosphere

2783
02:46:08,400 --> 02:46:11,910
where the planes fly around. And
it's produced because of the

2784
02:46:11,910 --> 02:46:14,040
difference in temperature
between the equator and the

2785
02:46:14,040 --> 02:46:16,320
poles. And where there's a
bigger difference in

2786
02:46:16,320 --> 02:46:18,570
temperature, bigger contrast, in
that temperature, we get

2787
02:46:18,570 --> 02:46:19,950
stronger winds called Jetstream.

2788
02:46:20,670 --> 02:46:22,950
That is extreme. And what should
it do?

2789
02:46:23,580 --> 02:46:26,100
Well, the Jetstream tends to
move from west to east across

2790
02:46:26,100 --> 02:46:28,620
the Atlantic and brings in our
weather systems. It's the real

2791
02:46:28,620 --> 02:46:32,280
driving force of our weather
systems. So it develops areas of

2792
02:46:32,280 --> 02:46:34,830
low pressure and weather fronts
that come in and bring us the

2793
02:46:34,830 --> 02:46:37,980
wind and rain. And at the
moment, it's sitting much, much

2794
02:46:37,980 --> 02:46:40,890
further south across parts of
the Mediterranean southern

2795
02:46:40,890 --> 02:46:45,660
Mediterranean. Well, part of
part of that reason, I think

2796
02:46:45,690 --> 02:46:48,030
there's lots of theories out
there as to why the jet stream

2797
02:46:48,030 --> 02:46:50,580
is out of position. It was out
of position last summer as well,

2798
02:46:50,580 --> 02:46:54,360
if you remember, it actually was
set across the UK and brought in

2799
02:46:54,360 --> 02:46:58,140
all the wet weather that we saw
during our miserable summer last

2800
02:46:58,140 --> 02:47:02,010
year. And there's lots of
theories behind it. One of them

2801
02:47:02,010 --> 02:47:08,280
is the reduction in Arctic sea
ice. Oh, yes. We've seen over

2802
02:47:08,280 --> 02:47:13,440
the last well, few decades
really? record low Arctic sea

2803
02:47:13,440 --> 02:47:17,430
ice at the end of climate
change. Climate change, climate

2804
02:47:17,430 --> 02:47:18,210
change is

2805
02:47:18,210 --> 02:47:20,700
absolutely climate change. You
know what, we're all gonna die.

2806
02:47:20,850 --> 02:47:22,440
We're all gonna die. We're all
gonna die.

2807
02:47:23,099 --> 02:47:28,169
A severe plague of locusts. Off
of the Indian Ocean island of

2808
02:47:28,169 --> 02:47:31,379
Madagascar, billions of these
plant devouring insects

2809
02:47:31,379 --> 02:47:35,249
threatened the food security of
nearly 60% of the island's

2810
02:47:35,249 --> 02:47:36,539
population. There you go.

2811
02:47:36,570 --> 02:47:41,490
The locusts are here. The jet
stream plague the jet stream has

2812
02:47:41,490 --> 02:47:47,460
moved south. We are doomed the
Georgia Guidestones prophecy

2813
02:47:47,460 --> 02:47:48,360
comes true.

2814
02:47:50,550 --> 02:47:51,870
I only have one last clip.

2815
02:47:51,900 --> 02:47:57,270
Alright. And we you know, we I
mean, I can't Can I just pick a

2816
02:47:57,270 --> 02:48:02,730
clip random from you from your,
from your bin. But like what?

2817
02:48:02,760 --> 02:48:05,610
Well, I'm really interested in
this one clip. I've been looking

2818
02:48:05,610 --> 02:48:07,080
at it all throughout the whole
show.

2819
02:48:07,560 --> 02:48:10,230
And which clip is that just feel
like this is what she's meant

2820
02:48:10,230 --> 02:48:13,770
to do this week. And once again,
it's who acts will be leaving

2821
02:48:13,770 --> 02:48:17,550
the competition. I was
definitely in my head too much.

2822
02:48:17,580 --> 02:48:21,540
I was negative Nancy. Now I'm
excited to take the stage

2823
02:48:21,540 --> 02:48:23,460
tonight. I'm excited to be
amazing.

2824
02:48:24,000 --> 02:48:27,780
Oh is this? I'm excited to be
amazing.

2825
02:48:27,810 --> 02:48:32,220
Khloe Kardashian. You think this
is a Dutch show? I think this

2826
02:48:32,220 --> 02:48:37,050
dining show nuts this this is a
this is a Dutch show. originated

2827
02:48:37,050 --> 02:48:40,140
in the Netherlands. It was
called the spring game instead

2828
02:48:40,140 --> 02:48:44,340
of jumping into water with the
stars. And here it's called What

2829
02:48:44,340 --> 02:48:47,640
big splash or something?
Something like that. It's great.

2830
02:48:47,640 --> 02:48:49,230
It's a great show because you
get to see out

2831
02:48:49,230 --> 02:48:53,460
it's such a great show. It's a
piece of crap you get to see the

2832
02:48:53,460 --> 02:48:55,200
jump and then they jump in you
get to see

2833
02:48:55,200 --> 02:48:59,850
out of shape celebrities diving
into the water. It's it is John,

2834
02:48:59,910 --> 02:49:02,760
you and I could not have come up
with a better form this my

2835
02:49:02,760 --> 02:49:08,550
friend, I have a I have a show.
Here's my show. Five celebrities

2836
02:49:08,580 --> 02:49:14,100
for parachutes. I'm telling you,
we could find the five

2837
02:49:14,100 --> 02:49:18,180
celebrities, we could find them
and Chloe would be excited to be

2838
02:49:18,180 --> 02:49:18,780
amazing.

2839
02:49:19,140 --> 02:49:20,820
She'd be excited to be amazing.

2840
02:49:22,590 --> 02:49:24,540
What's the last clip for you?
Well, I

2841
02:49:24,540 --> 02:49:26,640
was thinking that one of the
things we like to do on the show

2842
02:49:26,640 --> 02:49:30,270
and I always like like to remind
both of us that much of the

2843
02:49:30,270 --> 02:49:33,150
public attitude I think the
cutting in line thing may be

2844
02:49:33,180 --> 02:49:36,840
part of this too and by the way,
we need more stories. The

2845
02:49:36,840 --> 02:49:41,130
cutting in line thing may be an
element of this. It's the memes

2846
02:49:41,130 --> 02:49:45,180
are produced are given to us by
popular shows. And in this case

2847
02:49:45,180 --> 02:49:49,500
is NCIS LA and the terrorism
meme that we've actually

2848
02:49:49,500 --> 02:49:52,890
discussed specifically one
little line in here that you

2849
02:49:52,890 --> 02:49:57,480
will note when it happens to
Tommy the terrorist. I like that

2850
02:49:57,540 --> 02:50:03,330
it's funny, most rental No, it's
not funny for you though. You

2851
02:50:03,330 --> 02:50:04,560
become a terrorist.

2852
02:50:05,430 --> 02:50:08,670
We have you on tape arranging to
help a known terrorist illegally

2853
02:50:08,670 --> 02:50:11,820
cross the border. We have photos
of you meeting that same

2854
02:50:11,820 --> 02:50:15,420
terrorist and we have evidence
that you help supply weapons for

2855
02:50:15,420 --> 02:50:18,330
a planned terrorist attack on
the United States. It's called

2856
02:50:18,330 --> 02:50:21,990
giving aid and comfort to the
true

2857
02:50:22,290 --> 02:50:27,840
Oh aid and comfort the two
things necessary for treason.

2858
02:50:28,110 --> 02:50:34,350
Wow, nailed it. All right, you
know, you know, on the cusp, on

2859
02:50:34,350 --> 02:50:39,990
the very edge of leaving of
getting out. You get a clip or

2860
02:50:39,990 --> 02:50:40,350
the day

2861
02:50:43,290 --> 02:50:46,590
I don't really deserve it after
your clips, Lauer, but now I

2862
02:50:46,830 --> 02:50:49,650
know I screwed up my timing. I
screwed up the clip. And I just

2863
02:50:49,680 --> 02:50:52,200
for some reason, I probably had
it for the previous show,

2864
02:50:52,230 --> 02:50:54,630
mislabeled it something went
wrong. I don't know what

2865
02:50:54,630 --> 02:50:54,990
happened.

2866
02:50:55,500 --> 02:50:57,630
Yeah, he belaying these clips is
difficult.

2867
02:50:58,740 --> 02:51:01,410
Tell me about it. But we also
just don't get to everything.

2868
02:51:01,410 --> 02:51:03,660
And we promised ourselves. We
try and keep the show short,

2869
02:51:03,660 --> 02:51:06,210
because we had a long donation
segment today went a little bit

2870
02:51:06,210 --> 02:51:12,030
over. It's funny, I get people
policing us now. Hey, hey, that

2871
02:51:12,030 --> 02:51:15,690
show was two hours and 40
minutes. shortened it up curry

2872
02:51:15,900 --> 02:51:18,600
10 minutes over. There are

2873
02:51:20,040 --> 02:51:23,130
real producers being assholes
producers.

2874
02:51:23,640 --> 02:51:24,660
This crap. Yeah.

2875
02:51:24,690 --> 02:51:25,440
I love that.

2876
02:51:26,580 --> 02:51:31,770
I love it fire as well. No,
there's that. Well, they can

2877
02:51:31,770 --> 02:51:33,060
starve us out. But that's

2878
02:51:33,120 --> 02:51:36,390
thanks. Anyway, I'm looking
forward to celebrating episode

2879
02:51:36,390 --> 02:51:41,310
500 with everybody on Sunday. On
Easter Easter Sunday, it's going

2880
02:51:41,400 --> 02:51:48,150
to incidence I think not
31313 500 episodes of the show.

2881
02:51:48,390 --> 02:51:53,700
devora.org/na. Thank you again,
everybody for joining us live in

2882
02:51:53,700 --> 02:51:57,510
the chat room for joining us on
the downloads. And coming to you

2883
02:51:57,510 --> 02:52:00,960
from the capital of the drone
Star state here in Austin, Texas

2884
02:52:00,960 --> 02:52:02,550
in the morning. I'm Adam curry.

2885
02:52:02,670 --> 02:52:05,910
And in the morning from Northern
Silicon Valley where I'm John C.

2886
02:52:05,910 --> 02:52:06,720
Dvorak. We will

2887
02:52:06,720 --> 02:52:11,670
talk to you again on Sunday for
episode 500 right here Sunday on

2888
02:52:11,730 --> 02:52:12,720
no agenda.

2889
02:52:29,670 --> 02:52:35,340
One hot roof baby boruch.org/n A

