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I urge you Ethiopian girls are
hungry all the time.

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Adam curry, John C. Dvorak.

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Thursday, March 21 2013. Time
for your kick no nation media

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assassination, Episode Four,
nine or seven.

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This is no agenda straight

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on a Range Rover hell at the
drivers high tide out. We're so

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coamings MoPhO in the capital of
the drone Star State in the

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morning, everybody. I'm Adam
curry.

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And from Northern Silicon
Valley, why don't have any jazzy

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kind of poetic thing to say of
John C. Dvorak. raglan.

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That's just a lack of
preparation, John? Yeah, that's

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all it is.

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You write this stuff down, then.
You admit it?

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I always. Yeah, I always write
down opening that.

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Yes. will apply to your little
ditty at the end of the

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knighting.

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No, man, that's from memory. I
wake up in the morning and I

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rehearse that little knighting
Diddy. Yeah, that's exactly what

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I do. Exactly. So the oops. The
Range Rover finally did it.

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Oh, no. It was wanting to drive
back from Dallas.

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No, we took the truck. I'm glad
we took the truck. Because, you

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know, I mean, it wasn't that
warm yesterday, it was, you

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know, high 70s. And I get the
call. Did you know this call?

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And then he's like, there's
steam coming out of it

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again. Oh, you just had a hole?

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No, but I just had a whole water
pump put in and now I'm like,

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you know, we're done with this
car. Now.

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Sure. It just wasn't a cracked
hose. What is coming out sounds

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like a hose. You

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know, it's, you know,

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what else would it be?

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But I'm done with the car. You
see, it's 1999 I can't have my

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wife driving around with
something that you know what's

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gonna happen next. You know,

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it's always gonna be something
with every car. I know. But more

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than four years old.

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I'd also like to point out that
you know, the right hand side

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the passenger door

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open and that's that's annoying
that you know, it's not okay,

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lime in the back the

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climb in the back or through the
window. And the all the ceiling.

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You know, the what do you call
that? The Pat? He

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looked like a NASCAR racer. Jump
into window. Would you do it

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with some netting on there? So
now I'm like, Okay, I'll just

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get something Japanese that will
run Toyota. Well, they're not

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cheap. Slug deaths for that
reason? Yeah, the Toyota is not

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cheap. And so now, I think it
was you that told me that it's a

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it's a much better deal to call
up one of these outfits that

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will come and tow the car away.
And then I get the tax

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deduction.

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I didn't say it was a better
deal. I said it's, I mean, yeah.

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That's one way of doing it, as
opposed to let it sit there.

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Although since you're in Texas,
and but you could put it up on

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blocks and put it in place.

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To match the neighbors you mean?

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Yeah. So you did you write at
home and there was a local?

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Okay. No, I mean, no one will
take this. They'll take it as it

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is. In other words, okay. I've
got a million of them. Take and

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put it in the front yard just
like that. And then get some

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black spray can bright black
paint and then across the side

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that's visible to the outside.
Spray lemon on the car. And

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that'll make you feel better.
And possibly somebody's Range

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Rover. Oh, get hold of the photo
and then a new car. Okay,

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I think this is the best
strategy I've heard yet. I can't

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wait to share it with Mickey.
Although the car is black, so I

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think we should do an end goal.
white painted gold gold we still

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have. So it's harder to see but
why it would be good.

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And I think the way it works is
you know, they'll come over.

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They'll give you an IRS receipt.
Yeah, for like, and the car is

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you know, blue book. If you you
know if you take away the door

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thing and the engine exploding
is probably worth about four

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grand. Blanc. Yeah, yeah. Well,
it's low mileage.

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How many miles are on that
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I think 97,000

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Oh, that's fine. I don't know
what how you define low mileage?

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Well, everything I've looked at
to buy for her is about that.

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I'm just picking up where this
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No good. You can keep shopping
like on Craigslist or wherever.

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Just find somebody trying to
sell their car you will find

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somebody who has like 45,000
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Here's what I here's what I
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First of all, I found that my
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is the color This is pretty much
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white now I'm like, Okay,

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wait,

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what does that even mean? I
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eggshell white automobile

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pretty much what she wants.
That's exactly it. And so I'll

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show cars she's like yeah that's
a nice color and like there's a

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little more to it but that's
okay color this isn't she does

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she does not really care but
what then I point out to her

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there's all these amazing deals
but the cars always read

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that's what you want

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you don't know him his Mickey
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don't know the American she
hasn't apparently no American

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drivers you want a car that is
visible. So people don't say oh

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and see your black car when I
hit you? Because nobody's gonna

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get away with this saying this
important. I didn't see the car

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is red.

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This is not gonna happen. This
is not she said this is the

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limit. There will be no red car
in her future. By the way, you

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don't have a red car you have
well you yours used to be white

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Corvette your your your Lexus
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now actually off white.

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It's old. Yeah, that's,

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that's what's so great about it.
Anyway, I'm very happy that we

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didn't that we didn't take that
up to Dallas. Mickey did her big

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roll on. On Dallas.

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Well, you're gonna have to clue
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Yeah, well, you know what? I
have to say it was kind of set

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bearing Oh, Director. Are you
kidding me? So the director is

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Jesse bochco. bochco? Yeah, he's
Steven bochco son. Wow. So he's,

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he's,

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this is the problem with the
entertainment business. Yeah,

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it's all insiders. Yeah. Oh,
yeah. Licks Oh, yeah. I son.

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Yeah. And the producer is Ken
Taylor. He's done a lot of

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stuff. But you but you know, how
the RIP Taylor's Ken Taylors

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kind of up there in age I could
tell. But what was interesting,

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you know, how, on if whenever
you have the, the award shows

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that are not about movies, but
it's about either TV series, or,

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you know, like, just basically
television series shows. Yeah,

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okay. They always are thanking
the writers. Like our fantastic

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writing team. You know, we're so
happy with you both. And thank

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you to the writers. Without you,
our work would be nothing. I

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understand why they do this now.
Because I met the writer of this

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episode. Who is onset in me,
he's, he's a big shot. He's in.

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So Mickey introduced me to him.
And I'm talking he said, Yeah, I

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really loved her audition, which
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bring her in, even though she
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love what she did. And we had
this part for a girl called

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KALLIOPI. We thought the name
was no good. And we heard that

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her name was Mickey. And we so
we decided, Oh, this is great.

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We'll call her Mickey. Except
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like, no, no. All right. So this
guy basically hired

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her. They gave her the name of a
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Russian. And, and, you know, so
he essentially, you know, yeah,

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he's, he's, he's responsible for
hiring. And she had her role is,

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I mean, it's not like she's not
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But she is involved with one of
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I'm like, Yeah, I'm, I'm seeing
season three, you know, she

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could totally

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push it over the place.

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Like, she could totally, you
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he's like, huh, yeah,
unfortunately, you know, her

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character can ends in a very
hurt their characters

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involvement. You know, the other
guy doesn't end well for him.

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But yeah, she could be like,
really pissed off. And yeah, I

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feel like wow, that I just
talked her into a gig on season

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three. You might have it's very,
very powerful. These guys.

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Anyway, and you know, this is a
big show. There's a hit show,

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John the good like three and a
half 4 million people watching

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this

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thing? Yeah, I know. It's a
shame Larry Hagman died in the

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middle of it. Yeah.

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Well, you know, they're bringing
the $6 million man in to replace

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him. Not as Jr. But just like
another old guy.

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What's his major risk losing
another act?

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The frigging Lee Majors. And it
was cool, though. It was fun to

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this. I forgotten what it's like
there's a million people on this

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show. Just it's people doing
things and

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those shows. There's so many
people. I mean, you see when the

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Credit Rolls, it's like, Who are
all these people? What are they

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doing mostly standing around?
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no. Everyone had the job he had
no matter how small it is. They

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all have a very specific task
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What's the gaffer doing during
the shooting? He's not gaffing

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anything.

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But that's his job is small His
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shoot. And that's it.

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Yeah. And then he stands around
it goes home. All right, well,

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what does it do? Obviously
doesn't go home because you

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never know when you need gaffer?

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Exactly. But I was I was
impressed. I thought it was. I

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thought it was fun to watch. I
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like he tried to

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get a job.

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No, in fact, so in these
Hollywood situations, there's

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always someone to take you to
the next place or whether you're

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never alone. And when they are
taking talent, that would be

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Mickey. You know, it like into
the makeup trailer. It's like,

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you know, so the guy is like,
okay, stepping up, one stepping

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up. The Mickey Acuras stepping
up and her husband that's to

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steppin up. You know, it's like,
whatever you get with like,

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crossing, we've got to crossing
we've got talent Mickey and her

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husband, and to this guy, I
became buddy. You know that

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moment where it's like, Hey,
buddy, Where's Mickey? Hey,

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buddy. It's like, Hey, we're
ready for Mickey's you. Know,

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oh, okay, buddy. Well, wasn't
buddy. Why don't you live? Or? I

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was completely insignificant
buddy.

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Yeah, well, that's what you are
in this situation. They probably

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would rather have you not there.
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but they were cool with it. So I
was I was fun. And a large

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portion of the people are old
enough to remember me. And were

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impressed. Oh, that's good.
Yeah, that's always nice.

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Anyway, so episode 14 of the
series, one before last, and

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they're very hopeful that they
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There's no green light yet from
the network. This is the cable,

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isn't it? TNT? Yeah. But it's a
big deal. Yeah, I

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know. But what else is TNT got
to do. Besides Greenlight that

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show? Well, they have a big
meeting today, boys. What are we

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going to do with this Dallas
show? Well, since it's the only

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show we really have, I think we
should run it again. My name

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came up.

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I'm sorry. Oh, last night. Yeah.

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So we sound good.

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We were invited to a dinner. A
and just want to know, so Laurie

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frick is an artist here. And she
and Mickey are friends. And

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she's but she's, uh, she's
really a transhumanist freak.

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And I tell her this, because
she's she, her art consists of

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her tracking her body movements.
So she's always got like, you

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know, those wristbands that Leo
always wears, you know, that

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tracks your pulse and how your
sleeping habits are and right,

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and she's also an artist

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roll over in bed times last
night. Isn't that fascinating?

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So she's an she's also artists
in residence at the neurobiology

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Center at University of Texas.
So she invited Russell Podrick,

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the professor of psychology and
neurobiology to the dinner with

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his wife, and reasonably young
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What dinner was this again?

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You just just just a dinner
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Austin. Laurie's house?

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Okay, yeah. She have a nicer
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Unequivocally. Yes. It's a very
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new I mean, nicely built nice
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so you know, so this is a
scientist. And this guy is

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nothing but empirical, this
empirical and, you know, you put

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like, hippie chick, socialist,
Dutch girl, Mickey, across the

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table from the guy who's pretty
much like, I'm not in love with

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my wife. We are just two beings
who happen to meet Oh, God,

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God's cross

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legged behavior.

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Yeah, no, he's so he is tracking
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he's imaging himself. So he does
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notes about his life. It was it
was it was pretty outrageous.

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And of course, you know, they
they know what I do. And then

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yeah, but they're like big fans
of the divorce suck. Das

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telecommunications book.

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1987.

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Exactly. Exactly. You are you
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the guy still alive?

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No, the question was, how old is
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Doesn't matter. He could be 27
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buddy. He's my buddy on the
show. So yeah, but it was it was

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you know, I just had to say
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I'm really I think this has no
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for? What What I'm interested,
does your brain transmit signals

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and can I receive it? And he's
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been done on that. Really said
Nah, no one's interested in

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that. Okay. Yeah. Anyway, so
what the great, very nice

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people, but the great thing that
came out of it is Mickey is

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allowed to go on Monday and
photograph his brain collection.

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Oh my God.

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He says he's got brains that
were that lobotomies had been

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performed on the brain. So you
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the front. And, and it's

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something that would give you
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No, well, she's very excited.
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we're excited to get her a red
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Anyway, so the President of the
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is, is in Israel, Israel, then
we should start saying it

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properly. Israel, Israel, and
did a little stand up. Did he

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there with our buddy? Bibi
Netanyahu? Did you catch any of

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the press conference? John, were
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thing, including the thing with
the humor? Because what's his

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name from NBC couldn't stop
asking questions. Right. Right.

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You want to play some amusing,
but Well, I thought there was a

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catch anything? Because I got
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happen. Yes,

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I did get no, I got some clips.
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mistaken. I think there's some
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to identify early. And namely,
you know, he's he traveled with

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his old script writer with all
the old jokes. And, of course it

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and a lot more. Yeah.

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So here's the joke that I I'm
now going to call the President

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of the United States out as a
misogynist. I'm sick and tired

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of this particular joke.

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Well, thank you, Prime Minister
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and for your wonderful welcome
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express a special thanks to
Sarah as well as your two sons

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for their warmth and
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see them. They are, I did inform
the prime minister that they are

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very good looking young men who
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their mother.

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Well, I could say the same with
your daughters was funny,

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because yeah, let's be honest,
the first daughters are pretty

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ugly. As row, this is true. And
here comes our

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goal is to improve our gene
pool. Women who are better

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than we are, yay, how many times
we heard this joke.

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Heard it at least? I don't know
if I lost count. Yeah, it's at

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least five times. It's really
big. And I think it's, it's,

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it's now degrading towards
women. I feel just like, you

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know, I don't know, it doesn't
feel like reverse reverse

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misogyny or something. It's not
okay. It's just it's not, I'm

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not down with it anymore.

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Then never down with it. Well,

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the first three times, like,

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you know, if I hear the same
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President is not a guy who can
like trick you into not seeing

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one of his acts. Like the comic
who keeps doing the same gags

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over and over and over, because
it's a different audience every

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time.

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So here's, here's my pet. My pet
peeve, he goes over to Israel,

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and again, mistakes his job as
President of these United

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States, your pet

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leaders are most solemn
responsibility is the security

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of our people. Now,

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I'm sorry, that is not your
responsibilities. Job. Number

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one. No, that is not your job is
to defend and uphold the

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Constitution.

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My job as President United
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to keep the American people
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Now, I'm sorry, that is just
that is incorrect. That is not

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your job. Your job is to protect
the Constitution of the United

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States, Donald like you're
having a conversation with him

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right now. It's very funny bit.
Maybe she worked on that clip,

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and you need to clip

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Okay, okay, I'll work on that. I
can probably do that. But in

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this case, he literally left the
holes wide open. I mean, please,

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you know, that was easy. So
then, let's see, we have, you

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know, the promise of that lame
thing that we know doesn't work

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on

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extending it for the years
beyond. I'm also pleased to

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announce that we will take steps
to ensure that there's no

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interruption of funding for Iron
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Iron Dome, that's the thing that
can stop us good. And it's $200

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million.

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Yes, the huge scams

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are a result of decisions that I
made last year. Oh, good jobs,

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real risk will receive
approximately $200 million this

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fiscal year and we will continue
to work with Congress and

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See, I don't think that's fair,
I think Raytheon may receive

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$200 million and take it over.
Music is another one of those

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big checks, a big,

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big giant check. Cardboard, by
the way, the banks hate it when

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you bring those in.

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That really annoying, they don't
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the slot at the drive thru on
future funding of Iron Dome.

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These are further reminders that
we will help to preserve

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Israel's qualitative military
edge so that Israel can defend

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itself by itself against any
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So then, then he said something
that I've really had to think

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about, of course, you know, we
put in the Red Book that there

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will be a chemical attack and a
chemical weapons attack in

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Syria. And now everyone's going
back and forth, you know, did

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the Assad regime regime did
they, you know, light off some

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chemical weapons and kill
people? Was it the rebels? Was

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it al Qaeda, you know, who the
heck is really doing all this?

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Where's it all coming from? And
we have to investigate this and

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make sure, but really, when you
think about it, and you know,

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this is the red line, this is
the red line. I have an

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observation about this type of,
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Assad has lost his legitimacy to
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people with almost every
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arsenal including Scud missiles.
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he's been he's been killing
people with everything he's got,

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including Scud missiles we have

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been clear that the use of
chemical weapons against the

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Syrian people would be a serious
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Now I got to disagree with this
I'm thinking look if you're

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gonna kill people anyway Why
make a mess of it? The chemical

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weapons you don't ruin the
building you know everything you

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know sticks around you only need
two people you know they die

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they easy to clean up. You don't
have to hose anything down. Why

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is it that chemical weapons
which are intended to kill

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people just like a Scud or any
other regular weapon,

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conventional weapon? Why is this
the red line? John, I don't

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understand

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what because there was a Geneva
convention or award convention I

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did after World War One. Because
of the chemical weapons do make

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a mess. They a lot of people
they puke up all over the place.

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And then they get a walk out
like zombies. A million problem

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No, this this how can the
horrible How can that be more?

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Listed a blistering gas, it
makes it all blistery. And then

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you come out. It's a mess. It's
horrible. And this is like it's

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like a it's like a form of
torture as opposed to getting

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shot in the head. I know what
you're saying. I mean, one form

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of violence. What difference
does it make? Yes, but they

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they've been banned is the deal.
They're banned the band, they're

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illegal. Okay, use your word
criminal immediately. Now, of

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course, they said that they did
it. This kind of snuck into the

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conversation too. I mean, I, I
have a clip here from it with

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Erin Burnett, who by the way,
I'm not going to say and I don't

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believe she's a cocaine user.
Okay, but he went to her nose in

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a very distinctive way. Oh, and
was I wish I was I should have

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made a clip and sent it to
Mickey for her analysis. Yes,

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meta analysis he has made. This
was really very distinctive. And

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she sniffed right afterward. I
just kind of just way you kind

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of just back you up for a second
Mickey's analysis would be

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because of her experience.
Running nightclubs. Yeah. Not

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like she was. But for any at
all. She's seen it all. Yes, she

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has. She has. Oh,

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so the thing is, and then Erin,
I noticed I've noticed her

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cadence on early parts of some
of the shows is one way and then

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she talks like a maniac, but
it's just crazy talk. I mean,

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react yak yak. She can't be you
know, she's stutters and

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stammers and talks really fast
and she can't stop talking

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really fast. And that's the way
she is. So I'm just thinking she

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she should probably go to decaf.
No, I'm not saying that she uses

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or his use cocaine or she's
using cocaine while she's doing

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the show. But she she has
certain appearances when she

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should correct yes, Jeff. Yes to
help her not be this way. But he

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placed Syria in the gas
bullcrap. When she first says

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Syria you here are gonna Yes.
You know when it's Oh, wow. This

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Okay.

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Neftali the Justice Minister
today CVX Live. Livni told our

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Jessica Yellin that it is clear
in Israel that Syria has used

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chemical weapons. Obviously the
United States, the President and

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State Department have said
they've seen those reports. They

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have not yet confirmed whether
they think Syria has used

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chemical weapons, whether it'd
be the government or the

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opposition. Have you seen proof
that Bashar Al Assad or the

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opposition have used them?

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Well, I don't know about proof
but we were very concerned about

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these chemical weapons won't
answer the question taken or

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handed over to Hezbollah in
Lebanon. In our mind you there's

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roughly 60,000 missiles in
Lebanon targeted at the north

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and center of Israel, that
chemical weapons exist in Syria,

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the missiles exist in Lebanon.
And when you connect the two,

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it's a mortal risk for Israel.
And we'll protect ourselves

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against this sort of action,
right?

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So we get no answer. But that

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guy supposedly that passed out
the word. So this is bullcrap.

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Well, actually, it's funny. Let
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me play for you di fi. Di fi.

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Yeah, di fi fi.

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I believe with a I agree with
the comments that Chairman

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Rogers has made. I think we hear
all this in a classified

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session. This is highly
classified, we have very

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classified the bullcrap is
classified. So be very

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careful what we say. I'm told
that the White House has been

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briefed the same thing that we
have been briefed. What I said

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earlier, is that

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the White House has, at least
we're all on board, the same

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bullcrap

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make some decisions in this. I
think the days are becoming more

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desperate. The regime is more
desperate. We know where the

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chemical weapons are. It's not a
secret that they're there. And I

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think the probabilities are very
high, that we're going into some

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very dark times. And I think the
White House needs to be

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prepared. Both committees now
have been fully briefed.

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Yes, very dark tan absolutely
nothing

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except that we're going to
apparently we know where the

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weapons are like, the same guys
who knew where the weapons were

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in Iraq and

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dark times, John, dark times,
dark times. Now. So here's the

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show title, I might add dark
times. Yes. This is a very

447
00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:59,010
coordinated effort. Because
while all this is taking place,

448
00:26:59,010 --> 00:27:04,290
we have Ambassador Ford
Ambassador to Syria, who, for

449
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:08,130
obvious reasons, is not hanging
out in Damascus, before the

450
00:27:08,130 --> 00:27:12,960
Senate, speaking about the dire
situation, and I'm very

451
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,890
interested in this. And here's
what was what I found.

452
00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:22,170
Interesting. And I'm glad I do
the work that I'm able to do. So

453
00:27:22,170 --> 00:27:26,220
the written testimony is what
goes on the record, correct.

454
00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:29,820
Whatever he says there's like,
whatever, they'll take that into

455
00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:33,690
account. But when he does his
opening statement, the real

456
00:27:33,690 --> 00:27:36,750
thing goes under the wreck.
Right? But including the written

457
00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:37,560
testimony,

458
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,530
oh, yeah, no, there's a bunch of
testimony that and things that

459
00:27:40,530 --> 00:27:43,740
they put in later. So you can
put the stuff in at the

460
00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:46,680
beginning later anyway, you can
have a huge document against it.

461
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,780
As long as somebody says this
has to go into the record at

462
00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:51,000
some point during the
proceeding, then all the stuff

463
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,010
that's handed in also goes into
the record.

464
00:27:53,070 --> 00:27:57,900
So here's, here's a little tip
of how I work when I'm, when I'm

465
00:27:57,990 --> 00:28:02,700
looking at C span type stuff. If
I have not seen it live, then I

466
00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:06,240
will always go in and I will
read the written records, and

467
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,700
everything is handed. And it's
easy, because you know, then you

468
00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:11,430
can kind of scan through and I'm
good at this. This is what I do.

469
00:28:11,430 --> 00:28:13,800
I can look at spreadsheets and
pick stuff out. I don't know

470
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,870
what it's like a neural
networking thing. I can do it.

471
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,530
And I'm like, oh my god, this is
some amazing other. I can't

472
00:28:19,530 --> 00:28:23,010
believe you said this. So like,
I gotta go get the watch the

473
00:28:23,010 --> 00:28:26,370
video. And this is just his
opening statement. And he skips

474
00:28:26,430 --> 00:28:29,250
some very important pieces that
are in the written testimony

475
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:33,480
which I will gladly read for
you. But first, listen to him

476
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:39,780
just as opening salvo of how
dire the situation is in Syria.

477
00:28:41,190 --> 00:28:42,840
We also share Israel's

478
00:28:43,350 --> 00:28:47,490
sorrow. Wow. Such a great great
wind up

479
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:51,390
leaving in totally in the pitch
the wind up and timeout

480
00:28:51,510 --> 00:28:52,740
Crikey. I really

481
00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:55,560
screwed that up. Here we go
limited. So I'm going to keep my

482
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:59,310
remarks quite brief. As you
noted, Mr. Chairman, what

483
00:28:59,310 --> 00:29:01,410
started out as a peaceful
demand.

484
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,870
a bookkeeper. What is he talks
like this.

485
00:29:04,890 --> 00:29:06,030
Just listen to what

486
00:29:06,030 --> 00:29:10,110
he says for dignity and freedom
has turned instead to a

487
00:29:10,110 --> 00:29:15,300
devastating conflict with a
horrific human toll. Syrians

488
00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:20,640
face a new level of ruthlessness
from the Assad regime, which is

489
00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:22,650
raining Scud missiles

490
00:29:22,770 --> 00:29:27,930
into RAM and Scud missiles.
Hallelujah rains rains. Good.

491
00:29:28,230 --> 00:29:30,510
What is he says sous chefs.

492
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,960
That's the that was the first
thing that I read. I'm like, Oh,

493
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:34,710
good. He said

494
00:29:34,710 --> 00:29:38,460
that down on residential
neighborhoods, bombing

495
00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:43,350
hospitals, bombing schools, and
sending out its thugs into

496
00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:48,450
streets to terrorize and arrest
fellow citizens. More than

497
00:29:48,450 --> 00:29:50,130
70,000 Syrians now

498
00:29:50,130 --> 00:29:54,270
Okay, so this is where he skips
a whole part and like, Oh, this

499
00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:58,260
is the part I wanted to have. So
allow me to read the written

500
00:29:58,260 --> 00:30:02,610
part. Syrians Syrians face a new
level of ruthlessness from the

501
00:30:02,610 --> 00:30:06,450
Assad regime, which is raining
Scud missiles down on the

502
00:30:06,450 --> 00:30:09,720
residential neighborhoods,
destroying hospitals and schools

503
00:30:09,870 --> 00:30:13,680
and sending its thugs rampaging
through the streets to terrorize

504
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:18,060
their fellow citizens. The
carnage is appalling. For

505
00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:22,260
instance, we have heard that
some Syrian parents who still

506
00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:25,740
send their children to school
now stitch their child's name on

507
00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:29,610
school uniforms that makes it
easier to identify the bodies.

508
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,510
Oh,

509
00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:33,870
I'm like, why did we say that?

510
00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:36,510
Macro.

511
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,510
Leave that. And he's only left
that out.

512
00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:45,180
Oh, that's officially on the
record.

513
00:30:45,419 --> 00:30:49,439
There it is. So then, I could
play more of his boring, boring

514
00:30:49,439 --> 00:30:52,799
speech. But let me put the more
pieces that he didn't mention.

515
00:30:53,369 --> 00:30:59,069
So here's what we've done so
far. Do you want me to do the

516
00:30:59,069 --> 00:31:00,029
accent or just real

517
00:31:00,450 --> 00:31:03,390
actions? You do it? You're not
on the money with it. But it's

518
00:31:03,390 --> 00:31:04,260
funny enough.

519
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,440
We supplied approximately 5000
pieces of equipment, including

520
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:12,060
communications gear, to enable
activists to coordinate their

521
00:31:12,060 --> 00:31:16,500
efforts. Some activists use
these tools to organize a free

522
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,290
lawyers union, which now
coordinates with the local

523
00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:23,130
council for the governor,
Governor it of Daraa and has

524
00:31:23,130 --> 00:31:25,440
taken responsibility for Legal
Affairs within the local

525
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:31,230
council. Now we boosted signals,
extending the reach of broadcast

526
00:31:31,230 --> 00:31:38,190
on FM stations and funded media
outlets. We then we use

527
00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:41,220
the list decided to test Yes,
yes. It's all in the written

528
00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:45,390
test. Yes. Yes. Which nobody
read? No. Except us our show.

529
00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:50,310
Yes. Then we use those media
platforms to address sectarian

530
00:31:50,310 --> 00:31:53,700
violence and issue public
service messages on chemical

531
00:31:53,700 --> 00:32:00,660
weapons exposure. Ah, so they
are he's admitting psychological

532
00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:05,280
warfare, of taking over the
boosting the FM signals,

533
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,940
whatever. FM. Yeah, right. And
then funding the media outlets

534
00:32:08,940 --> 00:32:13,380
funding the media outlets.
Right. That is an act of war.

535
00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:17,250
Well, let's go sounds like they
took over the radio station.

536
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,110
Yeah. And we've started pushing

537
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:23,220
and this records got to go It's
time for 24/7 Lady Gaga right

538
00:32:23,220 --> 00:32:25,740
here on Radio Freedom. Ask us
here in the moment everybody.

539
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,240
telling you we could do that we
could do radio free Damascus. We

540
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,260
should listen. We should do

541
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,060
getting more money.

542
00:32:35,190 --> 00:32:37,980
Everybody good morning.
Damascus. How you doing? It's

543
00:32:37,980 --> 00:32:41,550
cracked button buzz kill. Hey,
how about that Scott rain last

544
00:32:41,550 --> 00:32:46,800
night? Hey, Johnny, Johnny Boy.
Tammy. Did you catch that rain

545
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:47,910
of scones last night?

546
00:32:48,210 --> 00:32:55,800
It was raining like cats and
dogs. We are on a roll. It's my

547
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,000
friend dark tie.

548
00:32:59,070 --> 00:33:03,000
Who's out on the phone? Wait a
minute. Hold on a second. Hello,

549
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,740
Bashar Bashar. Oh, no. Is Bashar
Assad on the phone. John, can

550
00:33:07,740 --> 00:33:11,370
you believe that? He says I'm
gonna rain tomorrow.

551
00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:18,270
So in the morning, Adam,

552
00:33:18,270 --> 00:33:21,330
yes, in the morning to you John
C. Dvorak, and all of these

553
00:33:21,330 --> 00:33:24,390
ships at sea boots on the ground
and human resources here in the

554
00:33:24,390 --> 00:33:27,990
great city of Damascus. Good to
have you on board and Hello

555
00:33:27,990 --> 00:33:31,410
citizens in the chat room. No
agenda stream.com. No agenda

556
00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:34,740
chat dotnet. This is the show
known as.

557
00:33:38,910 --> 00:33:42,060
And why are we the best because
somebody actually reads the

558
00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:44,490
Congressional Record all the
work that takes

559
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:49,290
Yeah, it's and boy, it was so
tiring to do? No. Actually, all

560
00:33:49,290 --> 00:33:52,140
it takes is a system we have
quite a system. Oh, by the way,

561
00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:55,890
the show notes. For those of you
who have never used it na

562
00:33:55,890 --> 00:34:02,160
shownotes.com You can just use
the episode number 497 dot n a

563
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:05,880
show notes.com. Now in the show
notes section is like four tabs,

564
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:09,630
you get the you know, credits,
the player, the art, the show

565
00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:13,170
notes, and then the clips and
stuff. Under show notes. Every

566
00:34:13,170 --> 00:34:18,060
single article we reference is
not only in that with full text,

567
00:34:18,210 --> 00:34:23,370
but we also have a printable
backup version link to under

568
00:34:23,370 --> 00:34:27,120
each story. And it's a print
version. So all the ads are

569
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,910
stripped out. But it has the
rest of the HTML markup as a

570
00:34:29,910 --> 00:34:34,890
Service. A free service to you,
courtesy of producer Dave Jones

571
00:34:34,890 --> 00:34:38,850
of course he was making this
system. This river thing he

572
00:34:38,850 --> 00:34:39,750
carts so awesome.

573
00:34:41,130 --> 00:34:46,260
Yeah, it's amazing actually. We
do have some executive producers

574
00:34:46,260 --> 00:34:52,770
to thank for today's show, which
is 497497 and

575
00:34:52,859 --> 00:34:56,579
I've seen firsthand how much
power the executive producers

576
00:34:56,579 --> 00:35:02,129
have on set. Very powerful They
get their own chair with their

577
00:35:02,129 --> 00:35:02,819
name on it.

578
00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:04,500
They have a chair with a name on
it.

579
00:35:04,530 --> 00:35:05,580
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

580
00:35:05,730 --> 00:35:09,300
I love the name on the chair and
so and I love flimsy wooden

581
00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:12,840
chair with a back that's made
out of cloth. Yeah, but it comes

582
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,390
down to take the name thing off
and put a different one on their

583
00:35:15,390 --> 00:35:15,900
room. Yeah, but

584
00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:19,380
it comes with a guy who opens it
for you on puts it down and

585
00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:23,310
they've got catered food while
they're on set. Oh, pigs in a

586
00:35:23,310 --> 00:35:26,430
blanket. Pretty good. Yeah, pigs
in a blanket.

587
00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:32,550
It's in a blanket. Yeah. How
could you How could you use the

588
00:35:32,550 --> 00:35:36,270
same say pretty good and then
follow that up with pigs in a

589
00:35:36,270 --> 00:35:36,750
blanket?

590
00:35:37,620 --> 00:35:42,870
I liked it. It was nice. And and
little petite fours. Little you

591
00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:46,680
know, rolled up salami things
cheese and I was lousy. Yeah,

592
00:35:46,710 --> 00:35:50,910
they will. Yeah, I guess it was
the guy was wearing blue gloves

593
00:35:50,910 --> 00:35:52,800
though. So it made me feel
hygenic

594
00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:58,590
Yeah, well after they spit on
it. These actors have

595
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:03,810
executive producer, this

596
00:36:04,799 --> 00:36:09,119
is your executive producer right
here. Mr. Jenkins.

597
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,640
Not our executive producers. Boy
let me tell you we do not we do

598
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:15,960
not spit on their food.

599
00:36:16,230 --> 00:36:19,650
No, because there are executive
producers who produce yes

600
00:36:19,650 --> 00:36:25,410
Massimo con Teneo and
Queensland. The town of Noosa

601
00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:34,080
33333 like to dedicate this no
agenda Dame hood to my wife

602
00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:39,810
Suzanne got a dame another night
here. He she enjoys the show as

603
00:36:39,810 --> 00:36:43,500
much as I do which is a good
thing. So ladies first

604
00:36:43,530 --> 00:36:49,140
wow so he's he's he is donations
are at knighthood level but he's

605
00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:51,420
giving the knighthoods first

606
00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:55,590
knighthood to his wife. That's
Dame dame. Suzanne.

607
00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:58,110
That is real love.

608
00:36:58,410 --> 00:37:04,710
And he's in ITM followed by a
shot at karma? Absolutely. You

609
00:37:04,710 --> 00:37:07,050
bet. You've got karma.

610
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,860
Very nice, Massimo. Thank you.
So I got a question because, you

611
00:37:10,860 --> 00:37:13,110
know, you send out the
newsletter, which got a lot of

612
00:37:13,110 --> 00:37:17,580
response. As you know, we have
now expanded the Empire and we

613
00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:20,940
have all these different levels.
Yeah. believe we'll be talking

614
00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:23,970
about that later in the donation
segment as we some people go

615
00:37:23,970 --> 00:37:28,110
into barony, I think the Baron
we have moves into

616
00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:31,950
it goes right to the top,
straight to the top. He went

617
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:35,400
straight to the top. He's now
Grand Duke Grand Duke. Somebody

618
00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:39,840
pointed out to me that he's been
so in one of the emails said

619
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:44,940
that he is so well known as
Baron, that he might want to

620
00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:47,580
think about calling himself
Grand Duke Baron.

621
00:37:47,850 --> 00:37:51,480
Ooh, well he has the power to do
that. Well, I

622
00:37:51,510 --> 00:37:54,240
believe that all the Dukes then
there's there'd be good there'll

623
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:58,080
be three categories that Duke
Duke arch Duke and Grand Duke I

624
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,920
believe that there's they should
be seen as like army generals

625
00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:05,490
and they can basically call
themselves whatever they want.

626
00:38:05,550 --> 00:38:06,210
Yes, and they

627
00:38:06,210 --> 00:38:08,550
can make or whatever they were
whatever they may make their own

628
00:38:08,550 --> 00:38:12,060
uniform. I liked the request to
someone sent his they thought

629
00:38:12,060 --> 00:38:17,760
you know, it'd be cool to hang a
poster of Grand Duke Barron vest

630
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:22,260
even Vaughn Pels mockers Steven
bells mockers in his full

631
00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:25,710
regalia in his in their office
you know that we should have

632
00:38:25,710 --> 00:38:27,600
like an ad buy you know I've
seen pictures

633
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:33,780
of me He does look a little like
Henry the seventh wouldn't have

634
00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:39,600
fallen there ermine around the
red all these metals and stuff

635
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,210
hanging is that Henry the
seventh or the eighth? Well,

636
00:38:42,210 --> 00:38:44,100
Henry the eighth is is a
horrible person.

637
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,900
He was not a good guy. But

638
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:51,120
he would be something like that
or I think if you really want to

639
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,450
go overboard and really gaudy
yourself up and make you look

640
00:38:54,450 --> 00:38:57,870
like a complete buffoon. You
could look like General Petraeus

641
00:38:59,370 --> 00:39:04,710
with it and by the way, the new
guy the new chief of staff know

642
00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:08,280
that what's his name the little
Irish guy it's it's so he's

643
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,700
looking for leprechauns. And
he's dead. Wrong fall join

644
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:20,520
chief. Anyway, the Joint Chief
he's also wears a little name

645
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:25,980
tag. That's got his name on it
like portray Is God really guys?

646
00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:33,900
We know who you are. You don't
need a hello I'm you run a show

647
00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:37,350
and you get a little little
name, Bakelite name tag. That's

648
00:39:37,350 --> 00:39:38,430
so lame.

649
00:39:39,030 --> 00:39:40,260
Let's move onward.

650
00:39:40,530 --> 00:39:45,360
Sorry about it. That was a
distraction. Wildly Willie. This

651
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:51,000
is a Dutch name. My guests join
us and it's really Villy don't

652
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,060
listen. Don't listen. Don't
listen. Innocent

653
00:39:54,090 --> 00:39:58,440
and he's from Krav Maga Krav,
which is his grave. He's

654
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,990
from the grave of the great
Guess what it says?

655
00:40:01,890 --> 00:40:07,110
Thank you really for your file
that's a special 31st of March

656
00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:10,380
which will be a 500 episodes
special donation level three

657
00:40:10,380 --> 00:40:13,950
years away. They said three
showed you right three shows. Oh

658
00:40:13,950 --> 00:40:17,400
my goodness. So you get he gets
as he everyone now who either

659
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:21,990
donates 500 or 31313 receives a
double credit.

660
00:40:22,349 --> 00:40:24,539
Yeah, they get another
producer's credit on the show

661
00:40:24,539 --> 00:40:31,619
500 Peter two was ski in
Kirkland, Washington. This is

662
00:40:31,619 --> 00:40:36,989
Dr. Suzuki here. No. Birthday
shout out to my brother from the

663
00:40:36,989 --> 00:40:43,199
same mother Bartolo Zeus Zeus
ski, march 23. We have him down.

664
00:40:43,229 --> 00:40:46,949
He's also 313 13 By the way,
Villy it didn't leave a note

665
00:40:46,949 --> 00:40:51,629
anywhere. I looked and looked
Todd Brink as an associate. Just

666
00:40:51,629 --> 00:40:54,149
from New Berlin, Wisconsin and
my six year old daughter Kelsey

667
00:40:54,149 --> 00:40:57,359
and nine year old son Holden
love mac and cheese. Kelsey

668
00:40:57,359 --> 00:41:01,229
asked if she should move move by
John because she think he's

669
00:41:01,229 --> 00:41:04,799
probably the best mac and cheese
makes the best mac and cheese.

670
00:41:05,759 --> 00:41:11,189
Ah. She's right. I make a
terrific mac and cheese and

671
00:41:11,189 --> 00:41:14,489
we'll put it in one of the
newsletters. The recipe is good.

672
00:41:14,519 --> 00:41:17,399
Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.
Cheese. I mean, come on. Mac and

673
00:41:17,399 --> 00:41:19,919
cheese. First payment for
knighthood he says and John

674
00:41:19,919 --> 00:41:21,689
White from Jackson, Tennessee is
on hold

675
00:41:21,690 --> 00:41:24,030
on. Can I just do a little mac
and cheese for the kids? I mean,

676
00:41:24,030 --> 00:41:24,900
they like it so much.

677
00:41:26,850 --> 00:41:30,060
Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese
iron Rand.

678
00:41:32,010 --> 00:41:39,540
Okay. So the kids got a kick out
of that. Kelsey and Holden. John

679
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:44,760
White. Jackson, Tennessee. Two,
three 3.7 crack by the way. We

680
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,740
did the birthday call out for
Hunter.

681
00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,060
It we did it right.

682
00:41:48,420 --> 00:41:49,710
We did it right. Okay. Yeah, we
did

683
00:41:49,710 --> 00:41:54,030
it right. I guess. Yeah. No, I
think Haley apparently hunter

684
00:41:54,030 --> 00:41:58,410
who was five was rolling around
in Glee on the ground during our

685
00:41:58,410 --> 00:42:00,780
entire fumbling bumbling about
his birthday.

686
00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:04,470
Okay, well, good. John White
Jackson, Tennessee. We have all

687
00:42:04,470 --> 00:42:05,970
these kids that listen to this
show. It's

688
00:42:06,030 --> 00:42:09,450
just drapes. It's great. This is
fantastic. Yes, better

689
00:42:09,450 --> 00:42:14,520
than going to school. On white
Jackson, Tennessee two, three.

690
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:18,660
3.7 crackpot buzzkill last month
you gave me some current from my

691
00:42:18,660 --> 00:42:22,920
medical practice law. I one week
later I was offered a teaching

692
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,400
position our family medicine
training program. Thanks Wow,

693
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:30,090
don't think us thanks to karma.
I'm donating point. Oh oh, one

694
00:42:30,090 --> 00:42:33,300
more than last time for even
better karma. Could I have a

695
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:37,410
Kiki? Jobs karma combo? Thanks.

696
00:42:37,860 --> 00:42:41,910
Yeah, so that was another kind
of fun thing about our dinner

697
00:42:41,970 --> 00:42:48,540
last night. You know, when the
concept of Karma comes up with

698
00:42:48,540 --> 00:42:55,080
the scientist Oh yeah. Like hey,
you know I my applied

699
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:59,400
kinesiology just cured me of my
allergies. I thought his head

700
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:00,360
was gonna explode

701
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:07,830
already signed jobs, jobs, jobs
and jobs. Let's vote for jobs.

702
00:43:09,990 --> 00:43:11,610
You've got karma

703
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,530
white. So yeah, I'm sure it
would I'm actually my head

704
00:43:16,530 --> 00:43:20,130
exploded when you when you put
put that one by me. Anyway, want

705
00:43:20,130 --> 00:43:22,440
to thank all these executive
producers for helping us in show

706
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,680
497 And one and remind everybody
we got three shows left before

707
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:29,700
the 500 fish episode have no
agenda. It's an amazing moment

708
00:43:29,730 --> 00:43:32,310
ever. I mean, how many people go
that long with any of these

709
00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:35,220
anything actually, and reminds
you to go to

710
00:43:35,220 --> 00:43:39,960
divorce.org/nhl.org.com/any? No
agenda show.com or no agenda

711
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,750
nation.com where you can find a
donate button if you look around

712
00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:43,680
long enough. And is

713
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,320
the store back open as Eric
Havis things is the

714
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,690
constitution. We should

715
00:43:48,690 --> 00:43:51,240
be pushing Okay, I'm gonna I'm
gonna be quiet about it. But

716
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:54,180
people should go to no agenda,
nation calm and see what he's

717
00:43:54,180 --> 00:43:57,870
got. And also, go ahead. I'm
just saying you can go there and

718
00:43:57,870 --> 00:44:00,420
see it. He'll keep you updated
there on the site, I'm sure.

719
00:44:00,690 --> 00:44:04,350
And also thank you very much
Nick the rant for the artwork in

720
00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:11,130
Episode Four, nine or six good
work. The we have the big 500

721
00:44:11,130 --> 00:44:13,500
show coming up all of the art
can be seen at no agenda art

722
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:16,350
generator.com. That's where you
can contribute as well. There

723
00:44:16,350 --> 00:44:19,770
was a an episode 500 art that
you're very angry about John

724
00:44:19,770 --> 00:44:22,860
that it's gone. The Indie.
What's the indie art? What was

725
00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:23,040
it?

726
00:44:23,070 --> 00:44:27,720
No, no, it was the Daytona 500
piece. It was a it was a mockery

727
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:30,390
of the Daytona five or NASCAR
race and it was an art piece

728
00:44:30,570 --> 00:44:34,260
that disappeared because I
always had it as the one we were

729
00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:37,800
going to use. And then I go back
to the art gentleman. It's gone.

730
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,460
It's gone. It's gone. So I maybe
did maybe one of our guys had

731
00:44:41,460 --> 00:44:45,660
run that site. Got a note from
NASCAR. Oh, that's our logo.

732
00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:48,660
permission. Oh, you

733
00:44:48,660 --> 00:44:51,720
know what I think happened.
Apparently someone saw something

734
00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:56,940
and said something. Thank you,
Brian. Thank you, Brian. Thank

735
00:44:56,940 --> 00:44:57,330
you, Brian.

736
00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,670
Somebody saw something and said
something

737
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:05,910
You say something devora.org/and

738
00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:09,120
A That's right it's a jingle
Bonanza here on the Good morning

739
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,490
Damascus show go on propagator
formula formula

740
00:45:11,490 --> 00:45:15,420
is this we go out we had people
in the mouth

741
00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:36,570
need to in the morning in Arabic
to complete our I don't have it.

742
00:45:36,930 --> 00:45:41,670
We've got French, German,
Chinese Spanish. We need to we

743
00:45:41,670 --> 00:45:46,560
need Arabic. Oh, by the way.
Hello drone nation. Did you Did

744
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:51,420
you hear the big news? This is
extremely big news to more

745
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:56,550
territory terrorists have been
added to the Rewards for Justice

746
00:45:56,550 --> 00:46:05,970
program. And these again, two
Americans. Omar Shafiq Hammami,

747
00:46:06,330 --> 00:46:12,000
formerly of Alabama and Jihad
sir Juan Mustafa, formerly of

748
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:20,400
California are now each worth $5
million if you can provide

749
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:24,000
information that will lead to
their arrest Now, the thing that

750
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:28,650
is incredibly interesting is
that one of these two gentlemen

751
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:33,930
I believe the is it Shafiq
Hammami is also known as the

752
00:46:33,930 --> 00:46:40,020
rapping jihadi. Yeah, it's not
you have a clip? Yes, we do. Why

753
00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:43,830
I'm not so I'm happy you
requested because here is our

754
00:46:43,830 --> 00:46:44,430
production.

755
00:46:48,870 --> 00:46:58,380
This is it year by year. Living
in field, day by day, spreading

756
00:46:58,380 --> 00:47:03,750
out over the place, month by
month, year by year, keeping

757
00:47:03,750 --> 00:47:07,110
them kaphas Living fees. It all
started

758
00:47:07,140 --> 00:47:11,040
out in Afghanistan, when we
fight the oppressor straight off

759
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,830
the land. unichrome crumbled.
And

760
00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:17,490
what made the pounds withdrawn?

761
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:25,560
Yes, I'll sign him on the spot.
So he believed that the guy

762
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,440
should be this should up to 10
million just to remove all this

763
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:33,930
crap from YouTube is terrible.
So but I think what happened is

764
00:47:33,930 --> 00:47:38,100
they need to jazz it up a little
bit. Because you know, it's kind

765
00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:41,040
of losing steam. No one really
cares about, you know, American.

766
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,580
And we already went through
Anwar al aulaqi Boring. The

767
00:47:44,580 --> 00:47:46,950
other guy didn't work out so
well but now they've got the

768
00:47:46,950 --> 00:47:49,710
wrapping jihadi. So this should
you know, I can just see the

769
00:47:49,710 --> 00:47:53,370
meeting. And we need to kind of
up the profile of American

770
00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:58,080
jihadist so we can drone them
overseas. But we need to like

771
00:47:58,110 --> 00:48:00,930
get the we need to reach a new
audience and got any ideas,

772
00:48:00,930 --> 00:48:01,320
John?

773
00:48:02,700 --> 00:48:05,490
Yeah, I think what we have to do
is we got to hit the hip hop

774
00:48:05,490 --> 00:48:08,010
artist, and we got to hit him
hard. We got to hit him hard

775
00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:11,070
with something that's, you know
that something that kids go for

776
00:48:11,070 --> 00:48:14,370
it. You know, that hip hop
thing, so I got an idea. Why

777
00:48:14,370 --> 00:48:17,160
don't we just dub him the
rapping? Because I think rapping

778
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:20,970
meets hip hop. I don't know. I
can't keep up with it. But the

779
00:48:20,970 --> 00:48:23,670
hip hop Jehan, hottie will do
love

780
00:48:23,670 --> 00:48:26,400
it. Love it. Love it. Say that
again. What did I just hop?

781
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:30,090
jehadi I love it. No, wait, no.
How about the yet Hip Hop Jehan,

782
00:48:30,090 --> 00:48:31,680
I'm liking this very good,

783
00:48:32,070 --> 00:48:34,980
good. And then we will be able
to just record some stuff. We

784
00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:38,880
can do it ourselves. I have
GarageBand. And how hard can it

785
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:42,990
be? This crap stinks. I

786
00:48:42,990 --> 00:48:45,840
think my son knows how to do
that. He's got GarageBand we can

787
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,780
ask him to do it to lay down
some tracks some b We'll put it

788
00:48:48,780 --> 00:48:51,390
on YouTube. That's what they
say. These days. The kids they

789
00:48:51,390 --> 00:48:53,550
talk about laying down some
beats.

790
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,120
If they're gonna lay down some
tracks and beat nothing is beats

791
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:57,300
and

792
00:48:57,300 --> 00:49:00,600
then they lead on some beats and
we do a joint yo, and what's

793
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:06,030
your what? When is it drop? JCD
when do we drop this shit? Yeah,

794
00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:08,670
there's shizzle but that's the
meeting ladies and gentlemen.

795
00:49:08,730 --> 00:49:09,180
That would

796
00:49:09,180 --> 00:49:11,610
be the meeting something like
that. There probably be about

797
00:49:11,610 --> 00:49:14,940
five people and and two of them
be women. For What's

798
00:49:14,940 --> 00:49:15,780
that supposed to mean?

799
00:49:15,839 --> 00:49:17,219
I don't know. I just do it and
just sounded

800
00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:22,530
good. Yeah. However, you know, I
just want to get back to

801
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:28,770
President Obama. Because he did
us a pretty good word. It was a

802
00:49:28,770 --> 00:49:31,530
real Shut up slave moment. If
this air anywhere on television.

803
00:49:31,530 --> 00:49:34,230
Did people talk about this? Or
is this only us that saw this?

804
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:36,540
It was I didn't see it until it
I didn't see it either.

805
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:43,980
So here's here's a question that
that got that got an interesting

806
00:49:43,980 --> 00:49:48,870
response. And there was a follow
up here we go. From the White

807
00:49:48,870 --> 00:49:56,310
House press corps Matt spittle,
Nick of Reuters. The reason is

808
00:49:56,310 --> 00:50:01,560
spokes Hall Carney says that so
that both Oh Obama and Netanyahu

809
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:04,140
can look down at their crib
sheet to know what question is

810
00:50:04,140 --> 00:50:08,070
coming. Exactly. But I think
Reuters, you know, played a

811
00:50:08,070 --> 00:50:09,570
little bit off script on this
one.

812
00:50:10,679 --> 00:50:13,169
There was some friendly banter
between you two gentlemen on the

813
00:50:13,169 --> 00:50:16,679
tarmac today about red lines.
And I'm wondering how much of a

814
00:50:16,679 --> 00:50:18,899
serious matter that actually
became in said

815
00:50:18,900 --> 00:50:23,100
already chuckling. Red Line.
Well,

816
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:26,280
your talks and will be in the
talks to your talks to come

817
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:30,900
tonight. President Obama has
said it will take Iran at least

818
00:50:30,900 --> 00:50:34,260
a year to build a bomb. That's
months longer than Prime

819
00:50:34,260 --> 00:50:35,850
Minister believes this much

820
00:50:35,850 --> 00:50:38,880
longer than that fuse on that
drawing you held up Bibi?

821
00:50:39,689 --> 00:50:43,889
Mr. President? Are you asking
the Prime Minister to be more

822
00:50:43,889 --> 00:50:46,949
patient to hold off for at least
a year on any kind of military

823
00:50:46,949 --> 00:50:50,609
action against Iran? Mr. Prime
Minister has the President

824
00:50:50,609 --> 00:50:54,419
Obama's words, have they
convinced you of that he is

825
00:50:54,449 --> 00:50:56,909
putting forth the credible
military threat that you have

826
00:50:56,909 --> 00:51:00,869
repeatedly asked for. And that
that doesn't need to go further.

827
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:07,890
So the basic question is simple.
And I and it's kind of edited

828
00:51:07,890 --> 00:51:10,860
the whole thing out because they
basically no answer comes. But

829
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:15,960
the question is, hey, President
Obama says, looks like there's

830
00:51:16,860 --> 00:51:20,490
gonna have, they're gonna have a
bomb within the year. This is a

831
00:51:20,490 --> 00:51:24,060
lot shorter than that fuse you
showed now I want to just

832
00:51:24,060 --> 00:51:27,300
intercept or interject really
quickly. What the President our

833
00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:27,750
president,

834
00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:29,970
I think he said it was longer.
No, no, I

835
00:51:29,970 --> 00:51:33,900
want to play exactly what the
President said, because words do

836
00:51:33,900 --> 00:51:34,470
matter.

837
00:51:34,620 --> 00:51:38,820
And finally, we continued our
close consultation on Iran. We

838
00:51:38,820 --> 00:51:41,940
agree that a nuclear armed Iran
would be a threat to the region,

839
00:51:42,210 --> 00:51:45,150
a threat to the world and
potentially an existential

840
00:51:45,150 --> 00:51:49,680
threat to Israel. And we agree
on our goal. We do not

841
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,920
hold on, we agree on our goal.
What is the goal? What does

842
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:54,720
everyone think the goal is?

843
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:59,310
Well, I think the goal is to
find some bogus excuse so we can

844
00:51:59,310 --> 00:52:00,420
bomb the place.

845
00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:04,260
But then listen to what he did
the actual word he uses.

846
00:52:04,470 --> 00:52:08,100
We do not have a policy of
containment when it comes to a

847
00:52:08,100 --> 00:52:11,820
nuclear Iran. Our policy is to
prevent Iran from acquiring a

848
00:52:11,820 --> 00:52:13,560
nuclear weapon acquiring a

849
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,360
nuclear weapon. This is new.

850
00:52:16,410 --> 00:52:19,320
No, I'm not. I'm not convinced
of that. I think he's used this

851
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,360
terminology before acquiring

852
00:52:21,390 --> 00:52:25,230
in nowhere in this entire
meeting, does he talk about

853
00:52:25,260 --> 00:52:31,110
building is only about acquiring
a nuclear weapon. I could be

854
00:52:31,110 --> 00:52:33,450
wrong, but I just wanted to
point it out. Anyway, I

855
00:52:33,450 --> 00:52:35,430
know what you're what you're
saying. And I think it's

856
00:52:35,430 --> 00:52:36,120
interesting.

857
00:52:37,770 --> 00:52:39,180
Well, let's let's go back

858
00:52:39,180 --> 00:52:43,380
here and of course, would would
imply the buying and buy one

859
00:52:43,380 --> 00:52:50,970
from Pakistan, North Korea, who
they're trying to North Korea as

860
00:52:50,970 --> 00:52:54,210
to what is the one operation
they're trying to demonize, and

861
00:52:54,210 --> 00:52:57,630
in fact, I have just this is
just a short clip. It's got

862
00:52:57,630 --> 00:53:00,120
nothing to do with this meeting.
But it's just an example of

863
00:53:00,450 --> 00:53:02,550
anything you can do to demonize

864
00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:05,760
I know, let me guess, the
hacker.

865
00:53:06,180 --> 00:53:06,810
Yeah, play

866
00:53:07,020 --> 00:53:10,320
major South Korean banks and
broadcasters at a standstill

867
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,080
today after their computer
systems were paralyzed and what

868
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:17,280
appears to be a cyber attack,
possibly from North Korea. South

869
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:20,910
Korean authorities are
investigating the hack. No, I

870
00:53:20,910 --> 00:53:21,660
got oh crap,

871
00:53:21,690 --> 00:53:24,240
I got a better clip. I got a
better clip about that. Listen

872
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:27,900
to this. It gets so much this is
the BBC who got the memo and the

873
00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:31,590
memo was okay we're shutting
down the TV stations we're gonna

874
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,500
turn off the ATS make it look
like it's a hack so you guys

875
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,810
gotta make it up. Not do good
job. Okay, you're I know you're

876
00:53:36,810 --> 00:53:38,790
the BBC but you don't have you
don't have journalistic

877
00:53:38,790 --> 00:53:41,010
integrity. Screw them just make
some crap up.

878
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:43,740
That South Korea is currently
investing career

879
00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:49,380
here, South Korea, South Korea
as opposed to my future career

880
00:53:49,380 --> 00:53:50,550
or my diarrhea

881
00:53:51,030 --> 00:53:54,330
that South Korea is currently
investigating a suspected cyber

882
00:53:54,330 --> 00:53:57,570
attack. After the computer
networks of several major

883
00:53:57,570 --> 00:54:01,290
organizations seem to have
become paralyzed, paralyzed this

884
00:54:01,290 --> 00:54:04,680
country's biggest broadcasters
and the banks are among them.

885
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,170
networks have been frozen

886
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:11,250
frozen the networks have been
frozen is lightly tuned to cold

887
00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:15,420
onto the wire in the network's
amazing amazing it's amazing

888
00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:15,660
just

889
00:54:15,660 --> 00:54:17,310
yet of who or what is this

890
00:54:17,310 --> 00:54:21,030
BBC News be responsible for
could be responsible.

891
00:54:21,150 --> 00:54:24,030
Let's go live now to the South
Korean capital Seoul and

892
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,780
signal end of the debt down the
network's

893
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:29,280
unfrozen Williamson

894
00:54:29,460 --> 00:54:32,130
and Lucy tell us more about
this. When did it happen?

895
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,430
Lucy what bullcrap Have you been
told to say with a gun to your

896
00:54:35,430 --> 00:54:35,730
head? And

897
00:54:35,730 --> 00:54:38,610
how did people first observe
that their systems had crashed?

898
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,050
Oh, the system crashed

899
00:54:40,050 --> 00:54:43,320
and I observed the computer was
not working and as usual crap

900
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:46,500
piece of shit. Oh, hello.

901
00:54:46,529 --> 00:54:50,699
We have a delay happened around
2pm local time and it happens

902
00:54:50,699 --> 00:54:54,869
simultaneously. Three of the
country's biggest broadcast how

903
00:54:54,870 --> 00:54:58,470
many broadcasters are there is
the biggest or the smaller ones

904
00:54:58,470 --> 00:54:59,430
that were not affected.

905
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:05,490
KBS MBC, and YT n, it also hit
two banks, Shinhan Bank and non

906
00:55:05,730 --> 00:55:10,530
bank, it didn't last very long
Shut up at least got its systems

907
00:55:10,530 --> 00:55:13,380
back a couple of hours later.
But the fact that it was a

908
00:55:13,380 --> 00:55:17,070
simultaneous attack the fact
that it turned out all the staff

909
00:55:17,070 --> 00:55:21,210
computers, for example, at one
of those broadcasters, is making

910
00:55:21,210 --> 00:55:24,450
people very suspicious about the
fact that there may be a hacking

911
00:55:24,450 --> 00:55:28,680
attempt populated. So maybe
suspiciously, the staff at some

912
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,920
of those TV channels was saying
that their computers simply

913
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:35,640
crashed at 2pm. And when they
tried to get back online, the

914
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:38,580
computers wouldn't respond. And
there have been confirmed

915
00:55:38,580 --> 00:55:43,470
reports that some people saw
skulls and messages, perhaps

916
00:55:43,470 --> 00:55:46,980
from a hacking organization
appear on those screens. But as

917
00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,150
skulls John

918
00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:52,470
goes on the screen. They could
they were they everything froze,

919
00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:54,660
they wouldn't work. And we
couldn't bring them back up.

920
00:55:54,660 --> 00:55:56,490
Because there were skulls on the
screen

921
00:55:56,490 --> 00:55:59,130
say that last bit of information
is unconfirmed, as yet,

922
00:55:59,730 --> 00:56:00,600
skulls on has

923
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:04,440
given the the state of relations
with the North, which are

924
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:09,450
particularly bad at the moment
that North Korea has been seen

925
00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:12,300
as the possible culprit,
possible culprits

926
00:56:12,450 --> 00:56:13,440
couldn't be

927
00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:16,740
less so. So does anybody on this
report, by the way, which is a

928
00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:17,400
clip of the day.

929
00:56:18,450 --> 00:56:20,790
Candidate candidate candidate
Yeah. Is

930
00:56:20,790 --> 00:56:24,270
anybody there? asked a simple
question is, it's curious that

931
00:56:24,270 --> 00:56:27,990
North Korea, which have probably
the lowest number of computers

932
00:56:27,990 --> 00:56:31,530
per capita, no internet
connectivity to speak of, except

933
00:56:31,530 --> 00:56:35,940
for maybe a few government
officials, somehow in this in

934
00:56:35,940 --> 00:56:41,670
this dark ages of computer dumb
in this backward country, that

935
00:56:41,670 --> 00:56:47,190
they would be able to create a
melee a computer network mess.

936
00:56:47,670 --> 00:56:51,270
They they froze the computer
last chip, for example,

937
00:56:51,270 --> 00:56:54,150
can't do it. This is
unbelievable to me.

938
00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:59,940
Well, yes, this is why I clipped
this because I'm listening to

939
00:56:59,940 --> 00:57:03,750
this report. And I mean, you
know, North Korea is so

940
00:57:03,750 --> 00:57:06,930
backwards in their computing. If
you ever go there, you know,

941
00:57:06,930 --> 00:57:08,970
they'll be like, Oh my God,
there's the guy from the DAS

942
00:57:08,970 --> 00:57:12,810
telecommunications book,
there'll be a superhero in North

943
00:57:12,810 --> 00:57:13,470
Korea.

944
00:57:13,890 --> 00:57:17,190
This would be like, I mean, it's
unbelievable that this report,

945
00:57:17,220 --> 00:57:21,900
why don't they suggest anybody?
They weren't they suggest? If it

946
00:57:21,900 --> 00:57:24,480
was me, I would ask the
question, maybe it's some local

947
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:27,990
hacker who made the mistake of
releasing it to his neighbors.

948
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:32,430
First of all, we now have to
assume that the only way this

949
00:57:32,430 --> 00:57:35,910
could really happen and I unless
South Korea still runs on

950
00:57:35,910 --> 00:57:42,120
Windows 95. Could be or NT 3.1,
where you had member the blue

951
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:46,050
screen of death, we could
basically send a pack a thing.

952
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,300
They're pretty advanced. And
yeah, of course they are. But

953
00:57:48,300 --> 00:57:50,850
I'm just saying that's about the
only thing I could imagine. And

954
00:57:50,850 --> 00:57:54,420
then to actually have to do this
via the network have a skull up

955
00:57:54,420 --> 00:57:58,620
here on the screen, this head
would have to be a virus, this

956
00:57:58,620 --> 00:58:02,370
would have to be a distributed
virus that was timed to go off

957
00:58:02,370 --> 00:58:05,250
on certain moment. But there's
no talk of the virus. This is a

958
00:58:05,250 --> 00:58:11,370
hack, hack, attack. And just
listen to the rest is just this

959
00:58:11,820 --> 00:58:15,450
thing is BBC News. Jobs me BBC
News. Here we go.

960
00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:19,440
Speculation is certainly focused
in that direction. At the

961
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:22,770
moment, the investigation is of
course, in its very early

962
00:58:22,770 --> 00:58:25,890
stages. And so no one's really
coming out and saying, oh,

963
00:58:25,890 --> 00:58:29,310
whether they believe there was
foul play here or not where it

964
00:58:29,310 --> 00:58:32,580
might have come from, but
certainly in the wider public,

965
00:58:32,580 --> 00:58:36,000
the wider society here. North
Korea is the focus of that

966
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,600
speculation is believed to have
been behind some major hacking

967
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:42,720
successes here in the past,
accessing both government

968
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:45,030
websites, financial websites,
big

969
00:58:45,060 --> 00:58:48,300
deal. I mean, to access a
website, excuse me,

970
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:55,530
access to a website, just access
the way actually accessed access

971
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:59,550
a website that was meant to I
don't know, serve information to

972
00:58:59,550 --> 00:59:00,780
my web browser.

973
00:59:01,290 --> 00:59:05,940
North Koreans have got the
ability to somehow type in a

974
00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:11,160
URL, no. Site

975
00:59:13,350 --> 00:59:16,440
Unbeliev unbeliever these North
Koreans, I gotta call uncle Don

976
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:17,460
about this right now.

977
00:59:17,790 --> 00:59:19,470
Oh, yeah, he's at risk.

978
00:59:20,490 --> 00:59:23,790
A major newspaper here. And of
course tensions are particularly

979
00:59:23,790 --> 00:59:27,180
high on the peninsula at the
moment. So yes, many people are

980
00:59:27,210 --> 00:59:30,270
beginning to speculate that
that's that's a potential source

981
00:59:30,270 --> 00:59:31,080
of this disruption.

982
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:40,560
Yes, speculate a legend. A skull
skull. Oh, although I'm not sure

983
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,440
that actually happen. So anyway,
long story. Now we're back

984
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,770
around my God, where were we
we're back to Obama and Bibi

985
00:59:46,770 --> 00:59:52,230
Netanyahu, ignoring the question
about the time difference, or

986
00:59:52,230 --> 00:59:58,770
the acquisition of the of a
nuclear nuclear device by Iran

987
00:59:59,370 --> 01:00:04,140
and And versus the the ticking
time bomb with a fuse about to

988
01:00:04,140 --> 01:00:09,750
explode that the Prime Minister
of Israel held up in the United

989
01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:12,930
Nations. Yeah, I mean that was
that is of course the far

990
01:00:13,260 --> 01:00:18,600
the low point of of a PowerPoint
presentation. It was a printed

991
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:22,620
black board that was written out
with a sharpie wasn't even done

992
01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:23,250
professionally.

993
01:00:23,580 --> 01:00:26,790
No color. I mean there was no
sparks and it was very, very

994
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:32,190
poor. It was wily coyote beta.
Oh, point nine. Thank you. Thank

995
01:00:32,190 --> 01:00:32,370
you.

996
01:00:33,540 --> 01:00:35,640
All right, we want you to take a
first look

997
01:00:35,820 --> 01:00:39,390
at this first of all I'm so he
literally just told the

998
01:00:39,390 --> 01:00:44,130
president to a and he looks at
BB so anyway, why don't you take

999
01:00:44,130 --> 01:00:44,280
he

1000
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:47,250
hands it to him? Yeah, funny the
way he did that. When I saw that

1001
01:00:47,250 --> 01:00:50,790
question. I said well, he's
gonna answer no, no, he get he

1002
01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:53,910
shifted it moved and use

1003
01:00:53,910 --> 01:00:57,120
a golfing term or a baseball
term depending on which one you

1004
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,190
want to say why don't you take a
swing at this I guess that's it

1005
01:00:59,190 --> 01:01:00,540
would be a

1006
01:01:00,900 --> 01:01:03,510
Burnham it would be golfing
because he can't even throw a

1007
01:01:03,510 --> 01:01:05,580
baseball. So let's get right to
that.

1008
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:11,130
You know, there's so many strips
of different colors on the

1009
01:01:11,130 --> 01:01:18,510
tarmac. We got a, we did have a
joke about that. But obviously

1010
01:01:18,510 --> 01:01:19,590
this matter is no joke.

1011
01:01:19,620 --> 01:01:23,640
So they had a joke. Apparently,
the writers came in, but I guess

1012
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:28,290
they tossed it out. They had a
joke about the tarmac and the

1013
01:01:28,290 --> 01:01:31,620
red lines and how it will be
crossed. But the writers you

1014
01:01:31,620 --> 01:01:33,690
know, they just didn't come
through. So they didn't like it.

1015
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:37,140
So they tossed it out. But BB
makes the biggest mistake you

1016
01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:40,710
can make as a stand up comedian,
which is to say you had a joke,

1017
01:01:40,950 --> 01:01:42,150
which was funny, but

1018
01:01:42,150 --> 01:01:45,660
you there is this joke. I almost
told and I'm not

1019
01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:48,840
going to tell you the joke very,
very unprofessional

1020
01:01:49,290 --> 01:01:54,390
relates to our very existence
into something also that the

1021
01:01:54,390 --> 01:02:00,120
President correctly identifies
as a grave strategic threat to

1022
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:03,750
the United States, and to the
peace and security of the world.

1023
01:02:04,350 --> 01:02:05,760
I'm absolutely convinced.

1024
01:02:07,770 --> 01:02:11,460
Now we're gonna cut to ego goes
eat drones on. And then he hands

1025
01:02:11,460 --> 01:02:14,220
it back to Obama who drones on
something that

1026
01:02:14,220 --> 01:02:20,040
he said, which, by opening
remarks, the Jewish people have

1027
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,950
come back to their own country
to the beat the masters of their

1028
01:02:22,950 --> 01:02:23,490
own fate,

1029
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,110
right, I cut through Obama

1030
01:02:25,530 --> 01:02:29,430
indicates that in the world
wars,

1031
01:02:29,460 --> 01:02:32,640
this is now five minutes after
the question, which is just

1032
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:33,600
answered the question.

1033
01:02:34,230 --> 01:02:41,880
Basically, does filibustering by
just being slow talk? Or play

1034
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,910
on words are what Ronald Reagan
said we can't even trust you

1035
01:02:44,940 --> 01:02:51,270
much less verify. But we do have
to test test the proposition

1036
01:02:51,270 --> 01:02:55,110
that this can be resolved
diplomatically. And if it can't,

1037
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:58,860
then I've repeated to Bibi what
I've said, basically, and that

1038
01:02:58,860 --> 01:03:01,050
is that we will leave all
options on the table then

1039
01:03:01,050 --> 01:03:01,500
resolving

1040
01:03:05,010 --> 01:03:09,240
your assessment. Here is
basically the question is asked

1041
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:15,300
once again. Yeah, but is it
going to be a year or not? One

1042
01:03:15,300 --> 01:03:20,730
Israel, and then, Mr. President,
so they basically shut him up,

1043
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:24,510
and like, go away? And he's not.
And so the question was not not

1044
01:03:24,510 --> 01:03:27,420
only not answered after it was
asked the first time, but the

1045
01:03:27,420 --> 01:03:30,630
second time they turn the guy's
mic off and shut him up. At

1046
01:03:30,630 --> 01:03:38,370
which point what's his name?
Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Chip,

1047
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:39,510
Todd, Chuck, chip,

1048
01:03:39,510 --> 01:03:44,400
chip, chuck, chuck, Chip,
whatever they came in and re re

1049
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:47,160
asked the question, the second
the follow up to the other guy

1050
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:50,220
and says he did so and then
Obama makes a huge joke out of

1051
01:03:50,220 --> 01:03:50,670
those. And I'm

1052
01:03:50,670 --> 01:03:52,980
gonna follow up a little bit on
the peace process. you began

1053
01:03:52,980 --> 01:03:57,180
your term, your first term, big
fanfare, Cairo speech to talk to

1054
01:03:57,180 --> 01:04:01,590
the Muslim oral, the the
decision to have a Middle East

1055
01:04:01,590 --> 01:04:04,230
envoy early, you said you
weren't going to let this slip

1056
01:04:04,230 --> 01:04:07,110
to your second term. We're in
your second term with Mideast

1057
01:04:07,110 --> 01:04:11,370
peace process. What went wrong?
Why are we further away from a

1058
01:04:11,370 --> 01:04:13,560
two state solution? I know you
said you want to talk more about

1059
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:16,410
this tomorrow. But I'm curious
to what do you believe went

1060
01:04:16,410 --> 01:04:19,890
wrong? Did you push Israel too
hard? What do you what do you

1061
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,230
wish you would have done
differently? And, Mr. Prime

1062
01:04:22,230 --> 01:04:26,130
Minister, I want to help out my
colleague over here, and the

1063
01:04:26,130 --> 01:04:29,880
follow up that he had which had
to do with you except the

1064
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:33,090
Presidents understood
understanding that Iran is a

1065
01:04:33,090 --> 01:04:36,120
year away when it comes to
nuclear weapons. And then the

1066
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,970
question another question I have
for you. Why do you come

1067
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:44,160
from the Israeli press? You say
you get one question and then

1068
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:47,460
you're Hey,

1069
01:04:47,490 --> 01:04:51,600
were you a hole? A hole? Are you
late? Do you guys have a holes

1070
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:56,070
here like Chuck chicory? This is
crazy. You get one question, one

1071
01:04:56,070 --> 01:04:56,490
question.

1072
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:59,400
He's not asked two questions. By
the way,

1073
01:04:59,430 --> 01:05:02,250
let me pull Meanwhile, Miss
Goody goody two shoes over here.

1074
01:05:02,250 --> 01:05:04,770
You see how the young lady from
channel one? She had one

1075
01:05:04,770 --> 01:05:05,310
question.

1076
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:06,870
That's right. And she's sexy.

1077
01:05:07,530 --> 01:05:08,550
She's very well behaved.

1078
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:10,920
Very well behaved, very well
behaved.

1079
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:15,750
She's like that's the most. He's
well well behaved.

1080
01:05:15,990 --> 01:05:19,170
Good slave lead. Very good one
for you.

1081
01:05:20,010 --> 01:05:21,900
These are muted questions.

1082
01:05:22,230 --> 01:05:25,020
Tell muted questions. Okay, BB
is gonna throw some some

1083
01:05:25,020 --> 01:05:29,550
religious humor that I missed
that. Oh, wait, but you did tell

1084
01:05:29,550 --> 01:05:32,730
me. But again, but now. So the
Tom music thing is like what but

1085
01:05:32,730 --> 01:05:34,500
then he bombs on his next line?

1086
01:05:35,730 --> 01:05:39,960
I thought I had for a couple
days, I get four questions.

1087
01:05:44,610 --> 01:05:48,810
This is not a kosher question,
but don't hog it. Oh.

1088
01:05:53,190 --> 01:05:55,260
I guess I think is enough of
this.

1089
01:05:56,550 --> 01:06:00,720
Well, I just want to hear the
word that the President uses.

1090
01:06:00,750 --> 01:06:01,620
22nd. I said

1091
01:06:01,620 --> 01:06:04,470
to you what's going to be why do
you believe the Israeli people

1092
01:06:04,470 --> 01:06:08,130
have not embraced President
Obama the same way they embraced

1093
01:06:08,130 --> 01:06:09,930
our last two US presidents?
Thank you.

1094
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:13,110
So you have to get a polling
question in their resume.

1095
01:06:17,790 --> 01:06:21,600
Incorrigible there, it is
incorrigible, John, what does

1096
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:24,630
incorrigible mean? Means a
juvenile delinquent. That's

1097
01:06:24,630 --> 01:06:28,410
right means you are an aihole,
who does not behave in class,

1098
01:06:28,650 --> 01:06:31,590
you cannot be corrected. So you
will have to go to the

1099
01:06:31,590 --> 01:06:35,130
correction center. Now, of
course, the most important

1100
01:06:35,130 --> 01:06:38,100
meeting is taking a call on for
a while. No, no. The most

1101
01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:38,460
important

1102
01:06:38,490 --> 01:06:41,640
meeting LD bucks you won't we
won't see. chip, chip chip

1103
01:06:41,730 --> 01:06:46,710
chips. Chip is the other guy.
Chuck Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd.

1104
01:06:47,190 --> 01:06:47,760
Chuck.

1105
01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:53,430
So the most important meeting
the President will have in Asia,

1106
01:06:53,430 --> 01:06:56,700
hell is taking place today. Do
you know what this meeting is?

1107
01:06:57,060 --> 01:07:00,690
This is no I did. In fact, Todd,
I think mentioned I

1108
01:07:00,690 --> 01:07:03,630
bet you don't know at all about
this meeting like people

1109
01:07:03,690 --> 01:07:06,330
always just don't want to where
he's going up to he's leaving

1110
01:07:06,330 --> 01:07:08,100
and going someplace else. Yeah,
that's the

1111
01:07:08,100 --> 01:07:12,090
one. On Wednesday, Barack Obama
is arriving in Israel. And among

1112
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:14,700
all the high ranking government
officials he's going to be

1113
01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:19,020
introduced to is going to be a
21 year old girl from Natalia,

1114
01:07:19,260 --> 01:07:22,770
who is personally invited by the
President. We of course are

1115
01:07:22,770 --> 01:07:26,880
talking about the most beautiful
woman in Israel for 2013 Miss

1116
01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:28,620
Israel tt i in our

1117
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,270
TTI on our

1118
01:07:30,510 --> 01:07:32,220
channel, Todd, Chuck, Chuck
Todd,

1119
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:36,330
the President requested a
meeting with Mrs. McConnell.

1120
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:42,120
Let me get this straight. Our
president who's got better

1121
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:46,710
things to do than carouse with
beauty content? By the way,

1122
01:07:46,710 --> 01:07:49,710
she's What does he think? He
thinks he's Donald Trump.

1123
01:07:49,710 --> 01:07:50,160
Listen, she

1124
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:53,610
is she's black. She's not not
born in Israel. She's an

1125
01:07:53,610 --> 01:07:58,560
immigrant but she's and she's,
and she's, she's beautiful.

1126
01:07:58,590 --> 01:08:00,900
What's your name again? Let's TT
look at TT

1127
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:02,850
TT just missed these kryo TT

1128
01:08:02,910 --> 01:08:05,820
we caught up with her in this
exclusive chain one interview

1129
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:10,200
about how it feels to get ready
to meet her biggest role model.

1130
01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:14,010
It's hard to believe that less
than a month ago no one knew who

1131
01:08:14,010 --> 01:08:18,600
tt was like immediate the newly
crowned Miss Israel has become a

1132
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:21,840
huge celebrity not only in her
native Israel, but

1133
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:23,280
internationally as well. It's

1134
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:26,730
not her native Israel. That's
the thing. I'm where she from.

1135
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,190
Well, you find it interesting.
She

1136
01:08:29,190 --> 01:08:33,090
is she's gorgeous. Yeah. To say
the least. She looks a little

1137
01:08:33,090 --> 01:08:35,610
bit like one of his I mean,
vaguely like one of his

1138
01:08:35,610 --> 01:08:37,800
daughters actually, which is
kind of sick if you think about

1139
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:41,880
it very twist, but this is very
suspicious.

1140
01:08:43,770 --> 01:08:46,530
Oh, really? I thought I had that
it was my turn to wear the

1141
01:08:46,530 --> 01:08:49,200
tinfoil hat. What are you
talking about? Very suspicious.

1142
01:08:49,290 --> 01:08:52,200
There's no reason for this
meeting that that that makes any

1143
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:53,520
sense unless it's some sort of

1144
01:08:54,569 --> 01:08:57,119
well, it's a PR thing for
something. Maybe she's the

1145
01:08:57,119 --> 01:08:58,559
target maybe she's gonna get
hit.

1146
01:08:59,160 --> 01:08:59,880
Now.

1147
01:09:02,460 --> 01:09:04,710
So what's the deal with her
what's what's the background on

1148
01:09:04,710 --> 01:09:08,310
her? Um, she's an Ethiopian Jew.

1149
01:09:09,210 --> 01:09:10,830
She's an Ethiopian Jew.

1150
01:09:10,859 --> 01:09:17,069
So right here. Ethiopian Jew
wins Miss Israel contest. Trisha

1151
01:09:17,069 --> 01:09:21,599
is from Ethiopia. She's
beautiful.

1152
01:09:22,710 --> 01:09:26,850
She's a very good looking woman.
This is ridiculous that he's

1153
01:09:26,850 --> 01:09:29,550
doing this that's going on.

1154
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:32,910
Obama has heard about her and
decided that he wants to meet

1155
01:09:32,910 --> 01:09:33,180
her.

1156
01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:40,949
I'm very nervous to meet him.
He's president of USA he's a

1157
01:09:41,339 --> 01:09:42,689
huge man and

1158
01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:52,530
that's the reason he's a huge
man Meanwhile, back at home the

1159
01:09:52,530 --> 01:09:55,740
little little children of
America are angry at the

1160
01:09:55,740 --> 01:09:59,370
President is so angry there's
they're angry. She kinda

1161
01:09:59,370 --> 01:10:02,100
sellers like The rest of her
classmates helped fundraisers to

1162
01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:06,060
come up with a $300 each of them
needed for the trip. Do you

1163
01:10:06,060 --> 01:10:10,470
understand what's going on here?
I mean, why this is happening?

1164
01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:14,520
Yes. Because Obama don't want to
invite him to see his beautiful

1165
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:15,120
house

1166
01:10:17,580 --> 01:10:18,690
that sounds CNN

1167
01:10:21,030 --> 01:10:24,360
Yeah, that was they weren't
really embarrassing they play

1168
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:27,060
this Ms. Israel thing up a
little more. In fact, here's the

1169
01:10:27,060 --> 01:10:33,060
headline of y NET News. I think
it's from Israel itself. The

1170
01:10:33,060 --> 01:10:36,570
headline is Miss Israel prepares
for Obama date.

1171
01:10:37,710 --> 01:10:41,040
Right now. And Michelle is
Michelle along for the ride.

1172
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,230
Don't think she's along for the
ride is she? She's gonna

1173
01:10:43,230 --> 01:10:46,710
be you're gonna be pissed off.
Yeah, there's gonna be hell to

1174
01:10:46,710 --> 01:10:50,220
pay when she finds out what's
going on. So it's not good. You

1175
01:10:50,220 --> 01:10:53,160
know? I'm only gonna be a
president for a few more years.

1176
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:54,900
And after that I'm dumping my
wife.

1177
01:10:54,930 --> 01:10:58,170
Why should bill get all the
goods? Why she still have all

1178
01:10:58,860 --> 01:11:02,700
the white guy who gets Although,
honestly, I

1179
01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:05,580
urge you Ethiopian girls are
hungry all the time.

1180
01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:10,110
That's the show opener ladies
and gentlemen, let me just ping

1181
01:11:10,110 --> 01:11:16,260
the time wanting to I hear your
Ethiopian girls are hungry all

1182
01:11:16,260 --> 01:11:21,090
the time. That's real. That's
really good, John. That's really

1183
01:11:21,179 --> 01:11:26,639
I should be slapped. Yeah, so
anyway. Are we done with this?

1184
01:11:26,669 --> 01:11:30,539
This this time duck? Yeah, well,
the whole reason for this junk

1185
01:11:30,539 --> 01:11:32,639
is to meet this chick seems to
me

1186
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:38,280
like what I gotta get what I
gotta go talk to that BB that

1187
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:42,360
nut job who was like that guy? I
hate that guy. We all know is

1188
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:46,320
like and Valerie Jarrett's like,
okay, look, I know we can do

1189
01:11:46,890 --> 01:11:48,780
Hey, look at this Ethiopian
chick.

1190
01:11:49,170 --> 01:11:50,490
I have kind of a you know, she's

1191
01:11:50,490 --> 01:11:53,280
she's she lived. She lived in a
country and you're next door to

1192
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:54,150
where you were born.

1193
01:11:56,850 --> 01:11:57,990
Just up the road,

1194
01:11:58,530 --> 01:12:04,200
up the road from you. She's your
people. Oh, God. And this, by

1195
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:07,500
the way is the entire reason why
commercials will not work on

1196
01:12:07,620 --> 01:12:10,110
this program. The best podcast
in the universe.

1197
01:12:10,470 --> 01:12:15,690
Fine people. Yeah, we make. We
have we have our way of saying

1198
01:12:15,690 --> 01:12:18,060
things. To the mainstream.

1199
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:20,430
That's actually not acceptable
to a lot of people.

1200
01:12:21,059 --> 01:12:23,279
To a lot of our listeners. As a
matter of fact.

1201
01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:26,580
Let me give you an example. I
was gonna save this for

1202
01:12:26,610 --> 01:12:29,220
donation, but I can do it early.
Since we're talking about it.

1203
01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:32,400
This is a someone sent this to
me. I think it's from OSH. It's

1204
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:36,900
from Illinois. I believe a radio
station. And the guy is doing a

1205
01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:40,020
news report about these about
the Ag Gag. You've heard about

1206
01:12:40,020 --> 01:12:43,710
the Ag gags so I don't know
anything about the egg gags you

1207
01:12:43,710 --> 01:12:45,300
don't know about the egg gags
NO, I

1208
01:12:45,300 --> 01:12:46,860
don't know about the egg gag. So

1209
01:12:46,860 --> 01:12:49,980
let me play you a little thing
about the egg gags and then

1210
01:12:49,980 --> 01:12:56,970
you'll understand so the story
here this this is from I think

1211
01:12:56,970 --> 01:12:59,490
Russia today just a little bit
to give you some background on

1212
01:12:59,490 --> 01:13:00,270
the Ag Gag

1213
01:13:00,330 --> 01:13:02,310
called Ag Gag laws.

1214
01:13:03,780 --> 01:13:05,730
Sorry, it's a good guy gloves.

1215
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:09,420
60s have already passed them.
These laws would make it illegal

1216
01:13:09,420 --> 01:13:14,580
to take photographs or record
video and farming operations. Ag

1217
01:13:14,580 --> 01:13:17,040
Gag laws prevent independent
groups from conducting

1218
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:20,880
investigations into issues are
exposing potential illegality.

1219
01:13:20,910 --> 01:13:24,720
Now you remember what these are?
Right. So it's the outline the

1220
01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:28,890
possession and use of a
clandestine camera anywhere near

1221
01:13:29,220 --> 01:13:33,420
a farm, essentially, so that you
can't go into the chicken coop

1222
01:13:33,420 --> 01:13:33,840
shaggy

1223
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:39,030
Russia. Yeah, yeah. What what's
the problem? Why would the any

1224
01:13:39,030 --> 01:13:40,530
law such law be passed?

1225
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:45,000
Well, because the B obviously
there's there's gambling going

1226
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:48,870
on in there. Something we're
mistreating the animals and it's

1227
01:13:48,870 --> 01:13:52,380
not even that is you look at the
package and you see the happy

1228
01:13:52,380 --> 01:13:56,490
smiling cow. And then you see
the cow with the big port with

1229
01:13:57,360 --> 01:14:00,570
like the feed port jammed into
his side that can't stand on its

1230
01:14:00,570 --> 01:14:04,830
own two legs, and it makes you
not want to buy meat. So this is

1231
01:14:04,830 --> 01:14:08,670
a problem. So the Ag Gag comes
up in a new story on the

1232
01:14:08,670 --> 01:14:11,970
station. And these are two guys
like I think it might be a

1233
01:14:11,970 --> 01:14:15,060
morning show or afternoon show.
It's a talk talk radio station.

1234
01:14:15,270 --> 01:14:19,230
And one guy just jumps in to
stop the story but he kind of

1235
01:14:19,230 --> 01:14:19,920
makes it worse.

1236
01:14:20,490 --> 01:14:23,100
Boeing however, is not alone.
The meat and poultry industry

1237
01:14:23,100 --> 01:14:25,920
they have some money to buy
their own way as well. So

1238
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,980
there's an undercover video
comes out shows cows struggling

1239
01:14:28,980 --> 01:14:32,430
to stay in as their product to
the slaughterhouse via forklift.

1240
01:14:32,610 --> 01:14:34,890
The point of this being most
cows later because they were

1241
01:14:34,890 --> 01:14:38,580
diseased led to a Big Beef
recall. Also, the same thing

1242
01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:40,350
happened in the poultry
industry. So what have they

1243
01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:43,320
decided to do in about eight
different states? They want to

1244
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:45,420
make it illegal to take
photographs and farming

1245
01:14:45,420 --> 01:14:50,460
operations long shorter, but it
says hey, the meat industry

1246
01:14:50,460 --> 01:14:53,910
spends a lot of money here with
us. So it's not that you're

1247
01:14:53,910 --> 01:14:57,300
reporting abuses is that these
abuses lead to recalls. So what

1248
01:14:57,300 --> 01:14:59,970
we'll do is just say, you can't
take pictures of it and you

1249
01:15:02,610 --> 01:15:06,900
yeah I think the hotline one
like shot up and he actually

1250
01:15:06,900 --> 01:15:07,740
says guy

1251
01:15:07,950 --> 01:15:10,890
that one guy play that beginning
again that one that one of the

1252
01:15:10,890 --> 01:15:15,420
two guys that guy sounds enough
like Obama naturally

1253
01:15:15,449 --> 01:15:16,169
oh really

1254
01:15:16,229 --> 01:15:20,639
that may if you think about it
that may be your you always need

1255
01:15:20,639 --> 01:15:24,209
some insight into an if you're
gonna mimic somebody that's hard

1256
01:15:24,209 --> 01:15:27,119
to mimic like Obama. Yeah, but
even though you have part of it,

1257
01:15:27,569 --> 01:15:32,519
this play just listen for Obama
when you hear that just the

1258
01:15:32,519 --> 01:15:34,649
beginning of a few 10 seconds.

1259
01:15:35,370 --> 01:15:37,980
Rolling however, is not alone
the meat and poultry industry

1260
01:15:37,980 --> 01:15:40,350
they have some money to buy
their own way as well. It's a

1261
01:15:40,350 --> 01:15:40,590
little

1262
01:15:40,620 --> 01:15:43,470
little over the top, but I hear
what you're saying. Hi,

1263
01:15:43,470 --> 01:15:48,120
everybody. I'm coming to you
from Israel. What I'm about to

1264
01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:52,020
make td td is from Ethiopia

1265
01:15:55,980 --> 01:15:57,450
TD is asking

1266
01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:01,080
well, she's well well behaved,

1267
01:16:01,350 --> 01:16:02,940
you might be able to get it
eventually.

1268
01:16:03,540 --> 01:16:06,990
By the time it takes press the
time Hillary's in an office.

1269
01:16:06,990 --> 01:16:07,860
Yeah, nailed it.

1270
01:16:08,370 --> 01:16:11,490
So Rhonda, I kind of ran into an
interesting clip and I want to

1271
01:16:11,490 --> 01:16:13,560
talk to you about this because
this is when you guys started

1272
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:17,850
talking about this. I thought I
thought to myself this is

1273
01:16:17,910 --> 01:16:21,750
interesting because I not to
mention it. We are walking

1274
01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:25,440
around with the little radios,
receivers and transmitters with

1275
01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:28,950
us all the time on our phone as
opposed to our it's Yeah, and

1276
01:16:28,950 --> 01:16:31,380
play commotion networks. And I
just want this a three parter

1277
01:16:31,380 --> 01:16:35,220
here that these clips are little
long because I'm talking too

1278
01:16:35,220 --> 01:16:39,180
much. That's good. But there's
there's we've played these clips

1279
01:16:39,180 --> 01:16:42,660
for a while. And then I got the
kicker which I go this is real

1280
01:16:42,660 --> 01:16:43,440
interesting,

1281
01:16:43,530 --> 01:16:46,590
like shutting down the internet.
Well, this week, the software he

1282
01:16:46,590 --> 01:16:50,670
helped launch will launch here
in the United States. It's

1283
01:16:50,670 --> 01:16:53,790
called commotion wireless, you
can download the program on your

1284
01:16:53,790 --> 01:16:56,610
cell phone or laptop computer in
order to create what's called a

1285
01:16:56,610 --> 01:16:59,850
mesh network that allows you to
share Internet access with our

1286
01:16:59,850 --> 01:17:03,300
devices on the network. It's
this so called peer to peer

1287
01:17:03,300 --> 01:17:06,840
communication can also challenge
the centralized business model

1288
01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:10,680
and control of internet service
providers to talk more about

1289
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:14,160
commotion wireless.net, and its
implications for participatory

1290
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:16,710
democracy here in the US and
around the world. We're joined

1291
01:17:16,710 --> 01:17:19,680
by Sascha meinrath, director of
the New America Foundation's

1292
01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:23,460
Open Technology Institute. He's
also speaking today here at the

1293
01:17:23,460 --> 01:17:26,070
freedom to connect conference.
Welcome to Democracy Now. So

1294
01:17:26,070 --> 01:17:27,930
what is it that you are
releasing?

1295
01:17:28,290 --> 01:17:31,860
So what we're releasing is
software that repurchases

1296
01:17:31,890 --> 01:17:36,120
available hardware, cell phones,
laptops, etc, to allow them to

1297
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:39,630
communicate directly with one
another. So in addition to

1298
01:17:39,630 --> 01:17:42,570
needing cell phone unlocking, we
really want these technologies

1299
01:17:42,570 --> 01:17:45,390
to be liberated in the same way
that our personal computers can

1300
01:17:45,390 --> 01:17:49,770
connect to, say, a network
inside your home or office, we

1301
01:17:49,770 --> 01:17:52,500
want to expand that to encompass
an entire community, a

1302
01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:56,550
neighborhood, even an entire So
explain exactly how it works. So

1303
01:17:56,550 --> 01:17:59,130
you download software onto these
devices. And in the same way

1304
01:17:59,130 --> 01:18:03,060
that you connect to say a Wi Fi
access point or hotspot, they

1305
01:18:03,060 --> 01:18:06,030
can communicate with one
another. So imagine a spider web

1306
01:18:06,030 --> 01:18:09,510
of connectivity whereby
communications can happen over

1307
01:18:09,540 --> 01:18:15,000
large distances, and across a
lot of different devices. Okay,

1308
01:18:15,030 --> 01:18:19,800
I'm gonna hold on. I already
don't trust it.

1309
01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:23,670
Well, well, it's better. Okay.
Yeah, no, I don't trust it

1310
01:18:23,670 --> 01:18:26,610
either. But and there's a couple
of issues they never bring up.

1311
01:18:26,610 --> 01:18:29,580
One of them is that the light
that the frequencies used by a

1312
01:18:29,580 --> 01:18:32,880
cell phone or licensed
frequencies are not like Wi Fi,

1313
01:18:33,180 --> 01:18:36,420
which is a public domain
frequency. megahertz

1314
01:18:37,770 --> 01:18:41,460
gig gigahertz Baba Baba. But
he's, I believe, looking at the

1315
01:18:41,460 --> 01:18:45,600
website, commotion wireless.net,
they're talking about activating

1316
01:18:45,750 --> 01:18:54,300
the Wi Fi, a portion of your
phone, not the end, perhaps even

1317
01:18:54,300 --> 01:18:58,920
Bluetooth, not the actual cell
and the cell network part.

1318
01:19:00,900 --> 01:19:03,450
website. And by the way, if you
go go to the bottom of it and

1319
01:19:03,450 --> 01:19:07,680
click on download, you get a web
page you'll

1320
01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:11,040
get you'll get a skull on your
screen. If you click on download

1321
01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:15,600
download thing at the very
bottom. And it didn't it brings

1322
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:17,760
up a screen with a bunch of
warnings. It doesn't do this. It

1323
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:20,370
doesn't do that you can't use
not secure all the stuff that

1324
01:19:20,370 --> 01:19:21,000
he's not saying.

1325
01:19:21,599 --> 01:19:24,389
You cannot hide your identity
does not prevent monitoring of

1326
01:19:24,389 --> 01:19:27,029
internet traffic does not
provide strong security against

1327
01:19:27,029 --> 01:19:30,269
monitoring over the mesh can be
jammed with radio data

1328
01:19:30,269 --> 01:19:31,349
interference.

1329
01:19:33,450 --> 01:19:37,620
So but anyway, but it's still
it's still intriguing. And I

1330
01:19:37,710 --> 01:19:40,920
like the idea and we'll play
part two and then we'll kind of

1331
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:44,670
get to the real what's really
interesting about this, how

1332
01:19:44,670 --> 01:19:48,180
do you how do you launch this?
You're just putting it on your

1333
01:19:48,180 --> 01:19:48,690
website?

1334
01:19:48,870 --> 01:19:51,090
Sure. Well, we've been
developing these technologies

1335
01:19:51,090 --> 01:19:54,990
for about a dozen years now all
sorts freely available, and

1336
01:19:54,990 --> 01:19:58,170
we're making them available
freely via the project website,

1337
01:19:58,590 --> 01:20:02,760
as well as via any other means
for transporting software. So

1338
01:20:02,790 --> 01:20:07,290
any cell phone, any laptop that
has the software can be used to

1339
01:20:07,530 --> 01:20:11,550
virally update other devices and
spread the communication. So

1340
01:20:11,550 --> 01:20:11,640
we're

1341
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:16,410
talking phones computers. Now
talk about how this all derived.

1342
01:20:17,070 --> 01:20:18,300
So go back in time.

1343
01:20:18,420 --> 01:20:21,480
So the background for this
project is back a dozen years

1344
01:20:21,480 --> 01:20:26,070
ago, before the decade before
occupy there was another global

1345
01:20:26,070 --> 01:20:29,190
justice uprising within the
United States what it is large

1346
01:20:29,190 --> 01:20:32,730
scale protests pending and what
it is it is, you covered it

1347
01:20:32,730 --> 01:20:35,490
quite well here on democracy.
Now, what did they tell us what

1348
01:20:35,490 --> 01:20:37,470
it is, during those protests, it
became very clear that

1349
01:20:37,470 --> 01:20:40,230
surveillance, monitoring of
Communications for the United

1350
01:20:40,230 --> 01:20:44,520
States was pretty heavily
undertaken by law enforcement.

1351
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:47,070
And a lot of us came up with the
notion that we what we really

1352
01:20:47,070 --> 01:20:50,550
needed was a secure mechanism
for communicating here in the

1353
01:20:50,550 --> 01:20:55,290
US, that would not be surveilled
and monitored. And that was the

1354
01:20:55,290 --> 01:20:57,870
genesis of the project it is now
in many ways,

1355
01:20:58,470 --> 01:21:03,510
this is this is sanctioned by
the State Department is John F.

1356
01:21:03,510 --> 01:21:06,390
Kerry in charge of this, what's
going on? This is

1357
01:21:06,750 --> 01:21:08,160
like clip three.

1358
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:11,820
So first, it's activist
challenging the state, and then

1359
01:21:11,820 --> 01:21:15,900
the State Department funds, what
they have developed, and the

1360
01:21:15,900 --> 01:21:18,810
project that you are involved
with are dissidents overseas.

1361
01:21:19,830 --> 01:21:22,950
See, the functioning of this
technology been incredibly

1362
01:21:22,950 --> 01:21:25,860
useful for spreading
participatory democracy around

1363
01:21:25,860 --> 01:21:29,130
the globe? And their focus is
very much on how do we

1364
01:21:29,130 --> 01:21:32,010
accelerate the development
that's been happening now

1365
01:21:32,040 --> 01:21:33,870
worldwide for the past dozen
years.

1366
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:37,620
So explain how it's used in
places like Egypt. And what does

1367
01:21:37,620 --> 01:21:38,700
it mean, in this

1368
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:42,660
case? The Internet,

1369
01:21:43,980 --> 01:21:46,800
I was gonna set it to interrupt
your clip, I was gonna say

1370
01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:48,450
internet in a suitcase. And

1371
01:21:48,809 --> 01:21:52,919
being able to still communicate
your calls locally, even if the

1372
01:21:52,919 --> 01:21:57,209
cell towers are off, is really
paramount. that use case is

1373
01:21:57,209 --> 01:22:01,589
something that the technology
actually helps solve. So in an

1374
01:22:01,589 --> 01:22:05,009
Egyptian sort of scenario, if
you're in Tahrir Square, you

1375
01:22:05,009 --> 01:22:06,749
would still be able to
communicate, you would still

1376
01:22:06,749 --> 01:22:08,819
need to make phone calls, you'd
still be able to send text

1377
01:22:08,819 --> 01:22:11,699
messages. In essence, you'd
still be able to organize and

1378
01:22:11,699 --> 01:22:15,929
share information in real time.
Across the local folks that are

1379
01:22:15,929 --> 01:22:16,589
there. Yeah,

1380
01:22:16,620 --> 01:22:20,550
we get it anything else in the
last 15 seconds here now? Given?

1381
01:22:21,780 --> 01:22:25,290
Good, Good work, good work was
apparently

1382
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:30,390
WTO protests. A bunch of guys
got together. This sucks,

1383
01:22:30,390 --> 01:22:32,580
because they've been listening
in and they knew we were going

1384
01:22:32,580 --> 01:22:37,440
to do and they arrested bill.
And so then they came up and had

1385
01:22:37,440 --> 01:22:39,480
a meeting and said, You know
what we can do? I got some

1386
01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:42,060
ideas, man, we got like these,
you know, the phone does have a

1387
01:22:42,060 --> 01:22:45,960
radio in it. So I started
working on it. And then they got

1388
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:47,520
obviously got nowhere no

1389
01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:51,960
funding, no funding, Sequoia
Kleiner passed, everybody passed

1390
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:53,370
on it. Yeah. So the State

1391
01:22:53,370 --> 01:22:55,740
Department comes along, they
turn the whole thing over to the

1392
01:22:55,740 --> 01:22:59,970
NSA. And the next thing, you
know, they got this thing. And

1393
01:22:59,970 --> 01:23:04,380
now you can download it very
complicated. It only works on an

1394
01:23:04,380 --> 01:23:08,370
Android, if you first you got to
crack the Android. You have to

1395
01:23:08,370 --> 01:23:11,370
route it, then you got to route
it. And it's like this is

1396
01:23:11,370 --> 01:23:15,240
impractical. And you'd have to
have like a critical mass of

1397
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:18,810
people to make it useful.
Because you can have a mesh

1398
01:23:18,810 --> 01:23:20,760
network with two people. It's
just I'm

1399
01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:24,090
also thinking now that I'm this
is the internet in a suitcase.

1400
01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:29,400
That crapping working over
there. No one's using this. I

1401
01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:31,770
don't even believe it's in
anyone installed in Egypt that

1402
01:23:31,770 --> 01:23:38,430
would like what I can't get it
through Android Play. I have fun

1403
01:23:38,430 --> 01:23:41,670
interested in there. My phone.

1404
01:23:42,870 --> 01:23:46,290
techie nerds is ridiculous. I
thought it was a really

1405
01:23:46,290 --> 01:23:49,080
interesting idea. And I think
there's still some potential for

1406
01:23:49,350 --> 01:23:52,620
an illegal it would have to do
it right, you'd use the cell

1407
01:23:52,620 --> 01:23:57,000
phone frequencies. Right now
let's just assume there's no

1408
01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,580
towers, and the cell phones
would just talk to each other,

1409
01:23:59,580 --> 01:24:04,500
which is doable. In but you
would have to rig the phone to

1410
01:24:04,500 --> 01:24:07,320
do it. It would be a nice little
two way communications.

1411
01:24:07,350 --> 01:24:12,120
This whole thing is so stupid
when you have the prepper radio

1412
01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:18,030
series you've got the prepper
SDR you know it. This is

1413
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:24,150
full of both fingers that we
have open your bow finger

1414
01:24:29,340 --> 01:24:32,070
sorry, it's cheaper than a phone
and they have better

1415
01:24:32,130 --> 01:24:34,590
cheaper. They're like 35 bucks
cost nothing

1416
01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:38,610
cheaper and they're better.
Mike, why don't they go in that

1417
01:24:38,610 --> 01:24:41,220
direction instead of this
sounds? This whole thing is just

1418
01:24:41,220 --> 01:24:43,830
like a misdirection instead of
getting people involved in ham

1419
01:24:43,830 --> 01:24:44,700
radio and things.

1420
01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:48,600
Thank you. Ham radio is where
it's at people let me tell you

1421
01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:50,970
that right now. That's where
it's at.

1422
01:24:51,210 --> 01:24:52,080
I think it is.

1423
01:24:52,230 --> 01:24:55,980
I'm also so you know, I'm I'm so
well we'll talk about it all the

1424
01:24:55,980 --> 01:24:58,170
time. But anyway, I'm very
excited because you're getting

1425
01:24:58,170 --> 01:24:59,490
these things into production
man.

1426
01:24:59,850 --> 01:25:01,650
You I know your device. Yeah,
well, I

1427
01:25:01,650 --> 01:25:04,740
have I have a whole line. I have
a whole line of devices now. I

1428
01:25:04,740 --> 01:25:09,150
just went nuts on it. So there's
also prepper CW, this one and

1429
01:25:09,150 --> 01:25:10,980
this is the one for you. This is
the one that you're going to I'm

1430
01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:12,600
going to gift you the first
version

1431
01:25:12,870 --> 01:25:14,790
is prepper CW FB prepper

1432
01:25:14,790 --> 01:25:20,850
CW prepper CW is it's beautiful.
See? Do you know that you know

1433
01:25:20,910 --> 01:25:24,690
an AGA in in the UK? We've
talked about this right the

1434
01:25:24,690 --> 01:25:26,460
British stove. The Agha?

1435
01:25:26,849 --> 01:25:30,149
Yeah, that's the stove that you
like. Yeah. So UK stove is from

1436
01:25:30,149 --> 01:25:31,649
Sweden. Right not mistake but

1437
01:25:31,650 --> 01:25:35,040
they use it in the UK. So you
know the red Agha? You know,

1438
01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:37,740
that metal that it's made of?
And that finish that it has?

1439
01:25:38,250 --> 01:25:41,730
Yeah, it's enameled finish and
it's made out of? That's

1440
01:25:41,760 --> 01:25:44,730
that's that's what the prepper
CW is going to be made of?

1441
01:25:45,059 --> 01:25:48,689
It's going to be made out of pot
metal or whatever. Yes. Yeah,

1442
01:25:48,720 --> 01:25:50,220
it's gonna be indestructible.

1443
01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:56,490
Yeah, what foundries around they
can make that around here. Well,

1444
01:25:56,610 --> 01:25:57,270
China

1445
01:25:59,250 --> 01:26:01,650
Get me some radioactive that
China metal.

1446
01:26:02,670 --> 01:26:05,280
Yeah, make sure to check with
the Geiger counter. Yeah, it

1447
01:26:05,280 --> 01:26:08,610
comes over. Hey, let's say oh,
yes, please. Yep. One I got one

1448
01:26:08,610 --> 01:26:12,510
segment of drunk or not drunk
me. Oh, fantastic. While boy Oh,

1449
01:26:12,510 --> 01:26:15,840
boy. So I want you to hit the
buzzer. We met we need we need a

1450
01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:19,440
jingle for this. I know we do
need drunk or not drunk. And

1451
01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:22,350
this is Al Franken in the
Senate.

1452
01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:31,050
I as a senator but yeah, drunk.
Said I'm chairman of the

1453
01:26:31,350 --> 01:26:35,370
Subcommittee on privacy
technology and the law. And this

1454
01:26:35,370 --> 01:26:40,110
sort of seems like it could have
been this hearing could have

1455
01:26:40,110 --> 01:26:44,610
been held in that subcommittee.
I'm glad we did as the whole

1456
01:26:44,610 --> 01:26:48,090
No, no, no, I'm taking it back.
At this point. I don't think

1457
01:26:48,090 --> 01:26:49,800
he's drunk. Let's hear the
resume.

1458
01:26:51,300 --> 01:26:57,930
This is a perfect example of why
I believe there is I would

1459
01:26:57,930 --> 01:27:00,630
characterize the Constitution is
a living Constitution.

1460
01:27:02,490 --> 01:27:07,230
Whoa. You mean like we can just
change it willy nilly like a

1461
01:27:07,230 --> 01:27:07,650
will

1462
01:27:07,679 --> 01:27:12,569
rounders. I think it'd be fair
to say, probably didn't

1463
01:27:12,569 --> 01:27:19,919
anticipate this. They didn't
anticipate the phone. And that's

1464
01:27:19,919 --> 01:27:27,539
why, at a certain point, we had
to decide whether phone taps are

1465
01:27:27,539 --> 01:27:30,119
a violation of the Fourth
Amendment. Okay, I

1466
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:33,180
take it back. He's not drunk.
He's high clearly.

1467
01:27:33,990 --> 01:27:38,370
And that had that really came
down to people's expectation of

1468
01:27:38,370 --> 01:27:43,530
privacy. And that's kind of a
big part of what we're talking

1469
01:27:43,530 --> 01:27:45,690
about here. Today.

1470
01:27:47,610 --> 01:27:51,090
But and then he pukes all over
himself drunk. Yeah, drunk. I

1471
01:27:51,090 --> 01:27:54,570
think he's convinced I met but
maybe high. I think a high

1472
01:27:55,650 --> 01:27:58,680
maybe? Yeah, I think I think no,
I

1473
01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:01,140
don't think so. I think he's
because you're in Washington DC,

1474
01:28:01,140 --> 01:28:03,210
you get a lot of drinks. People
are drinking and eating and

1475
01:28:03,210 --> 01:28:05,040
drinking and drinking and
drinking. But it's so I do have

1476
01:28:05,040 --> 01:28:08,760
one more clip from him. It's not
from him. It's about drones.

1477
01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:12,780
This was a, this was a, I guess
one of the senators put this

1478
01:28:13,380 --> 01:28:16,860
hearing together. And it ended
up with everybody saying to bits

1479
01:28:16,860 --> 01:28:21,900
and leaving so so he is there by
himself, literally, in this big

1480
01:28:21,900 --> 01:28:25,530
hearing room. And he's the one
guy seated. And he's trying to

1481
01:28:25,530 --> 01:28:28,380
finish this meeting. But but
there's a couple of good little

1482
01:28:28,380 --> 01:28:32,010
bits. In the smaller drones
coming clip.

1483
01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:34,680
Think of drones are the big
predator drones which are being

1484
01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:38,700
operated in the United States.
But we also have the ones that

1485
01:28:38,700 --> 01:28:41,670
you see on the desk in front of
you all the way down to there

1486
01:28:41,670 --> 01:28:44,340
are now drones the size of a
hummingbird being developed and

1487
01:28:44,460 --> 01:28:49,080
micro drones and drones even
smaller. So the technology is

1488
01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:52,740
increasing at a exponentially
rapid rate. And as we move

1489
01:28:52,740 --> 01:28:54,930
forward, we're just going to see
the capabilities of these

1490
01:28:54,930 --> 01:28:56,520
devices increase.

1491
01:28:57,059 --> 01:28:59,219
Before we go any further with
this clip. I just had a new

1492
01:28:59,219 --> 01:29:01,739
product idea. I want to throw it
out there. I know we've changed

1493
01:29:01,739 --> 01:29:05,969
the first file but I'll be
filing this patent. We need a

1494
01:29:06,599 --> 01:29:12,299
hand carried EMP weapon. And I'm
sure I'm pretty sure it can be

1495
01:29:12,299 --> 01:29:15,269
done. So you know you have like,
because what's with these small

1496
01:29:15,269 --> 01:29:19,199
drones? It's not the drone
itself. It's their ability to

1497
01:29:19,199 --> 01:29:22,079
swarm that is going to be
frightening. That's when you

1498
01:29:22,079 --> 01:29:25,919
know when you can get 5000 of
mauled. And then then these

1499
01:29:25,919 --> 01:29:28,529
little drones turn into one big
drone that seriously that's the

1500
01:29:28,529 --> 01:29:32,789
swarming that's dangerous. We
need to have a handheld because

1501
01:29:33,029 --> 01:29:36,299
they can't be you know, in
flying in Faraday cages you have

1502
01:29:36,299 --> 01:29:40,589
to have an EMP device what we
just we have to have the right

1503
01:29:40,589 --> 01:29:45,689
frequency and just just fry the
crap out of them. Just I'm

1504
01:29:45,689 --> 01:29:47,279
telling you this would be a hit
people would buy

1505
01:29:47,280 --> 01:29:50,250
this. Well. I would have one
Yeah, it's a bunch of 5000

1506
01:29:50,250 --> 01:29:51,390
little drones coming out and

1507
01:29:51,420 --> 01:29:55,500
you just like just fry all the
transistors what do you what is

1508
01:29:55,500 --> 01:29:59,970
the mechanism that that you can
create an EMP like effect with

1509
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:02,580
With an atomic bomb. Oh, okay,
well,

1510
01:30:02,730 --> 01:30:05,070
maybe the drawback of that is
Yeah.

1511
01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:11,160
So presumably at some point, you
could have one the size of a

1512
01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:18,660
mosquito that has a battery that
operates for weeks, and let it

1513
01:30:18,660 --> 01:30:22,320
pass whole time have a mosquito
following you around and not

1514
01:30:22,349 --> 01:30:24,419
know it's the swarming idiots

1515
01:30:24,420 --> 01:30:27,540
aware of it. They're already
images online of a mosquito

1516
01:30:27,540 --> 01:30:31,050
drone being developed by the
National Security Agency, and

1517
01:30:31,050 --> 01:30:33,750
then trying to figure out what
technology they can put on it to

1518
01:30:33,750 --> 01:30:35,070
make small enough to put on it.

1519
01:30:35,940 --> 01:30:40,680
God help us if an adolescent boy
gets a hold of one of those.

1520
01:30:43,560 --> 01:30:50,820
He's looking at her tits going.
I'm so fucking drunk. I'm so

1521
01:30:50,820 --> 01:30:54,660
drunk right now. Oh, boy. I love
that mosquito flying in your

1522
01:30:54,660 --> 01:30:55,170
moves

1523
01:31:02,160 --> 01:31:07,230
naturally. Alright, now before
we get into our little thank you

1524
01:31:07,230 --> 01:31:12,240
segment here, I want to take us
back in time. Do I have the

1525
01:31:13,140 --> 01:31:16,170
words the harp? I looked for
that the other day didn't I

1526
01:31:16,170 --> 01:31:20,430
couldn't find the you lost the
harp. I don't understand. I had

1527
01:31:20,430 --> 01:31:27,180
like a harp sound like ring like
a broom? Slash maybe? Yeah. Oh,

1528
01:31:27,180 --> 01:31:32,850
here it is. Yes. Okay. Let's go
back in time. To the episode we

1529
01:31:32,850 --> 01:31:36,030
had on Sunday where you played
this commercial

1530
01:31:36,480 --> 01:31:41,250
this day calls you to fight
chronic osteoarthritis pain.

1531
01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:43,140
Do you recall what this
commercial was for?

1532
01:31:43,530 --> 01:31:47,130
Yeah, it was for Microsoft, I
think,

1533
01:31:47,610 --> 01:31:52,260
to fight chronic low back pain,
to take action to take the next

1534
01:31:52,260 --> 01:31:55,470
step. Today. You will know you
did something for your pain.

1535
01:31:55,590 --> 01:31:57,000
Cymbalta can help.

1536
01:31:57,150 --> 01:32:00,240
Okay, so we played the whole
commercial about Cymbalta. And

1537
01:32:00,240 --> 01:32:03,150
I'll come back into the future
with me for a second here. We

1538
01:32:03,150 --> 01:32:08,820
got a note from one of our
producers, Aaron. And he says,

1539
01:32:09,300 --> 01:32:11,790
I'm just the middle of listening
to the March 17 no agenda show

1540
01:32:11,790 --> 01:32:15,660
and I heard you and John talking
about Cymbalta. I was put on

1541
01:32:15,660 --> 01:32:19,560
Cymbalta few few years ago for
pain. That comes from being hit

1542
01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:24,540
by a car while walking across
the street back in oh two. I

1543
01:32:24,540 --> 01:32:28,020
figured I need to share this
know John because he can tell us

1544
01:32:28,050 --> 01:32:32,940
about Cymbalta. Do you recall
the side effects of Cymbalta all

1545
01:32:32,940 --> 01:32:35,580
kinds of stuff. Let's listen to
the code to the commercials he

1546
01:32:35,580 --> 01:32:36,900
was here. Yes. And Walter is

1547
01:32:36,900 --> 01:32:40,470
a pain reliever FDA approved to
manage chronic musculoskeletal

1548
01:32:40,470 --> 01:32:44,400
pain. One non narcotic pill a
day every day can help reduce

1549
01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:47,550
this pain. Tell your doctor
right away if your mood worsens,

1550
01:32:47,550 --> 01:32:50,340
you have unusual changes in mood
or behavior or Okay,

1551
01:32:50,340 --> 01:32:52,650
so these are the not really
disclaiming if you should call

1552
01:32:52,650 --> 01:32:55,530
your doctor if you have unusual
changes in behaviors of

1553
01:32:55,530 --> 01:32:58,920
suicide, suicide increase these
in children, teens and young

1554
01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:03,030
adults fault is not for children
under 18. He tried to call their

1555
01:33:03,030 --> 01:33:06,150
doctor anymore I don't use the
nasal lid or Thioridazine or

1556
01:33:06,150 --> 01:33:08,940
with uncontrolled glaucoma
should not take Cymbalta taking

1557
01:33:08,940 --> 01:33:11,340
it with NSAID pain relievers
aspirin or blood thinners and

1558
01:33:11,340 --> 01:33:14,130
it's a loss to remember has
severe liver problems some fatal

1559
01:33:14,130 --> 01:33:17,010
were reported signs include
abdominal pain and yellowing

1560
01:33:17,010 --> 01:33:19,620
skin arise. Tell your doctor
about all your medicines

1561
01:33:19,620 --> 01:33:22,560
including those for migraine and
while on Cymbalta call right

1562
01:33:22,560 --> 01:33:25,230
away if you have high fever,
confusion and stiff muscles and

1563
01:33:25,230 --> 01:33:27,690
fears raise allergic skin
reactions like blisters,

1564
01:33:27,690 --> 01:33:30,630
peeling, rash, hives or mouth
sores to address possible life

1565
01:33:30,630 --> 01:33:33,270
threatening conditions. Talk
about your alcohol use liver

1566
01:33:33,270 --> 01:33:36,450
disease and before you reduce
your stops and Balta dizziness

1567
01:33:36,450 --> 01:33:39,510
or fainting may occur upon
standing, take the next step

1568
01:33:39,570 --> 01:33:41,880
talk to your doctor Cymbalta can
help.

1569
01:33:42,360 --> 01:33:46,470
Okay. So that's the commercial
here, ladies and gentlemen, some

1570
01:33:46,470 --> 01:33:50,910
actual side effects of Cymbalta
as witnessed by a no agenda

1571
01:33:50,910 --> 01:33:54,570
producer. As we said Aaron was
put on Cymbalta a few years ago

1572
01:33:54,570 --> 01:33:57,540
for pain that comes from being
hit by a car while walking

1573
01:33:57,540 --> 01:34:00,960
across the street back in oh two
so it was prescribed to him as a

1574
01:34:01,140 --> 01:34:06,360
pain reliever, which is a new
use for Cymbalta. It's a new

1575
01:34:06,360 --> 01:34:09,690
patent for them. They have a
good, he said they didn't seem

1576
01:34:09,690 --> 01:34:13,650
to do anything for my pain. But
I did notice that after 30 days

1577
01:34:13,650 --> 01:34:18,000
or so it supposedly takes to
kick in. I started feeling

1578
01:34:18,390 --> 01:34:23,040
incredibly sad all the time.
And, and crying for no reason.

1579
01:34:23,730 --> 01:34:27,780
It was insane. What was worse,
however, was that I blacked out

1580
01:34:27,780 --> 01:34:30,960
once because of it and started
according to my girlfriend at

1581
01:34:30,960 --> 01:34:34,890
the time, running around the
house smashing things. Then I

1582
01:34:34,890 --> 01:34:39,270
fell on the floor out cold. She
told me when when she asked me

1583
01:34:39,270 --> 01:34:42,420
what I took when I dropped to
the floor and apparently I said

1584
01:34:42,720 --> 01:34:49,380
werewolves and vampires. Oh god.
How awesome is that?

1585
01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:51,810
I think this is another one you
should test.

1586
01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:58,860
What did you take? And he said
werewolves and vampires. I I'm

1587
01:34:58,860 --> 01:35:04,800
on board with this So let me
know. Because I wonder if you

1588
01:35:04,800 --> 01:35:08,100
can mix it up with some howl
doll and really have a party.

1589
01:35:08,880 --> 01:35:12,240
Yeah, that's pretty good. That
takes a month to get to that

1590
01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:12,990
point. So

1591
01:35:13,019 --> 01:35:15,839
well, persistence, persistence
always pays off.

1592
01:35:16,440 --> 01:35:19,740
I'm going to show my son move by
donation to no agenda. Imagine

1593
01:35:19,740 --> 01:35:22,080
all the people who could do
that. And oh, yeah, that'd be

1594
01:35:22,080 --> 01:35:22,440
fine.

1595
01:35:31,080 --> 01:35:34,980
Yes, we do have some helpers,
some producers who came in with

1596
01:35:34,980 --> 01:35:37,560
some donations, and we're going
to name them. And there's a

1597
01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:41,970
couple of notes. I'm going to
actually I'm gonna list First,

1598
01:35:42,420 --> 01:35:52,200
thank Peter, top Boozin ski in
Bayshore, New York. of 195 30,

1599
01:35:52,200 --> 01:35:56,910
and then an anonymous donor from
Los Angeles have $150. He has a

1600
01:35:56,910 --> 01:36:00,150
note that I have to discuss,
because I think it's a great

1601
01:36:00,150 --> 01:36:05,250
idea, he says, or she, he or
she, I can't say which it's

1602
01:36:05,250 --> 01:36:09,450
anonymous. I would like to offer
some advice to fellow listeners.

1603
01:36:09,450 --> 01:36:11,850
In addition to supporting the
show, John sometimes complains

1604
01:36:11,850 --> 01:36:15,450
about grocery store rewards
cards that track what you buy,

1605
01:36:15,450 --> 01:36:17,970
and could potentially be used
for insurance purposes in the

1606
01:36:17,970 --> 01:36:21,900
future. Most membership cards
are tied to a phone number. So

1607
01:36:21,900 --> 01:36:24,660
if you forget your card, you can
type in your phone number, and

1608
01:36:24,660 --> 01:36:27,450
it will recognize you or you can
use it when they ask you for a

1609
01:36:27,450 --> 01:36:30,960
phone number. Luckily, because
of the popularity of the Tommy

1610
01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:34,830
Tune song 8722 Tommy tutto

1611
01:36:34,920 --> 01:36:38,220
8675309,

1612
01:36:38,280 --> 01:36:42,030
that's Danny geminin with a song
from my 1982 stores have an

1613
01:36:42,030 --> 01:36:46,740
account signed up for most area
codes plus that number. For

1614
01:36:46,740 --> 01:36:50,100
example, in the 310 area coded
almost every major grocery store

1615
01:36:50,100 --> 01:36:55,140
I've tried, I can enter
310-867-5309 and get the member

1616
01:36:55,140 --> 01:36:58,470
discounts without the potential
for my insurance company using

1617
01:36:58,470 --> 01:37:01,470
it against me in the future.
Just thought I would spread the

1618
01:37:01,470 --> 01:37:04,620
word and if you find an area
code that doesn't work, fill out

1619
01:37:04,620 --> 01:37:07,440
a form and sign up for it so
that others can use it.

1620
01:37:07,830 --> 01:37:11,760
This is a this is a great social
hack. This is

1621
01:37:11,760 --> 01:37:14,670
a social hack. And this is a
great benefit to no agenda

1622
01:37:14,670 --> 01:37:18,240
listeners. Because it's I think
it's true. I'm going to start

1623
01:37:18,240 --> 01:37:20,940
checking it next time I go to
the store got two or three

1624
01:37:20,940 --> 01:37:21,870
places that always

1625
01:37:22,410 --> 01:37:25,290
now here, here's what can
happen, of course, so you'll be

1626
01:37:25,590 --> 01:37:30,510
in the checkout line. And oh,
man, I forgot my card. What's

1627
01:37:30,510 --> 01:37:39,420
your number? Yeah, it's 51086753
you got you can't say with the

1628
01:37:39,420 --> 01:37:45,240
cadence. Oh, nine. And okay. Oh,
zero. You say 0090. Mr. Curry?

1629
01:37:45,900 --> 01:37:49,830
Well, if if you would only buy
three more packs of adult

1630
01:37:49,830 --> 01:37:56,370
diapers, we can give you a
discount. There you go. I don't

1631
01:37:56,370 --> 01:37:59,700
know if this is good. Well could
lead to some embarrassing

1632
01:37:59,700 --> 01:38:00,630
situations.

1633
01:38:00,720 --> 01:38:03,090
If you want to get the discount.
You know, my experience has

1634
01:38:03,090 --> 01:38:05,580
always been just say I forgot my
card and then they use their own

1635
01:38:05,580 --> 01:38:07,200
card. You still get the
discount? They want to give you

1636
01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:13,230
the discount. John Henry and
Gerardo Porto Rico 12345

1637
01:38:13,260 --> 01:38:16,410
Okay, hold on a second.
According to the chat room, this

1638
01:38:16,410 --> 01:38:19,530
was on life hacker and this is
plagiarized note.

1639
01:38:20,340 --> 01:38:25,740
Oh, that could be. Could be.
Well, maybe a plagiarized note.

1640
01:38:25,740 --> 01:38:29,130
But I wonder if the person has
checked out all the 310 storage

1641
01:38:29,130 --> 01:38:29,370
doesn't

1642
01:38:29,370 --> 01:38:32,670
really matter because it did not
come to my attention because let

1643
01:38:32,670 --> 01:38:37,680
me think oh yeah, I'm watching C
span instead of life hacker life

1644
01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:40,110
and I'm too busy helping people
get through TSA.

1645
01:38:41,520 --> 01:38:43,140
Right. Oh, is this still a good
tip?

1646
01:38:43,170 --> 01:38:50,430
The Great tip but so yeah, chat
room. I do once in a while. See

1647
01:38:50,430 --> 01:38:53,220
all the exclamation points from
the corner of my eye.

1648
01:38:53,880 --> 01:38:58,380
exclamation points. That was a
life hacker before though crap.

1649
01:39:00,090 --> 01:39:02,100
Those guys never read the chat
room.

1650
01:39:03,060 --> 01:39:04,350
This is new.

1651
01:39:05,010 --> 01:39:09,090
This is a new social hack. This
is just plagiarize. This is

1652
01:39:09,090 --> 01:39:09,870
lame.

1653
01:39:10,680 --> 01:39:13,260
This is the same one you get
when you run a blog and you see

1654
01:39:13,260 --> 01:39:14,430
somebody sends you a video

1655
01:39:15,690 --> 01:39:16,710
a year ago

1656
01:39:19,680 --> 01:39:21,960
by the way that's got that will
you will get banned from the

1657
01:39:21,960 --> 01:39:22,350
divorce

1658
01:39:22,380 --> 01:39:27,720
is like I can't believe you guys
didn't see that in life hacker

1659
01:39:27,720 --> 01:39:32,670
before. Alright, right onward
with

1660
01:39:32,670 --> 01:39:37,620
people who are in Puerto Rico.
12345 Andrew M Holcomb in Ann

1661
01:39:37,620 --> 01:39:42,720
Arbor, Michigan. 111 11. Audrey
say Simon Sims something like

1662
01:39:42,720 --> 01:39:47,400
that. St. Louis Missourah
mentioned that she has a

1663
01:39:47,400 --> 01:39:48,690
birthday that we have on the
list.

1664
01:39:48,870 --> 01:39:52,260
andriese While I wish I knew how
to pronounce it now. I think

1665
01:39:52,260 --> 01:39:57,690
it's sometimes it's in times.
No. Let him put her on. This is

1666
01:39:57,690 --> 01:39:58,980
not good one is her birthday

1667
01:39:59,340 --> 01:40:00,240
today. Hey,

1668
01:40:01,589 --> 01:40:05,939
Audrey. So I'm gonna say signs.
I think it's signs.

1669
01:40:05,969 --> 01:40:07,319
It's gotta be signs. Yeah,

1670
01:40:07,350 --> 01:40:08,580
I think so. That's right.

1671
01:40:08,610 --> 01:40:14,250
William $100. She gave $100 to
sam. Sir Sam la lubang Luang

1672
01:40:14,550 --> 01:40:20,250
loon Lou I think it's pronounced
E is gave 99 bucks and pushed

1673
01:40:20,250 --> 01:40:23,520
him over to another knighthood.
Oh, which now he's claiming a

1674
01:40:23,520 --> 01:40:24,060
barony.

1675
01:40:26,730 --> 01:40:28,650
And it's been we've checked

1676
01:40:28,650 --> 01:40:31,800
the accounting apparently
because JC put it in the note.

1677
01:40:31,830 --> 01:40:34,680
So how many knighthoods equals A
barony to

1678
01:40:36,030 --> 01:40:38,640
bear in net? Now this might
noises is third, which is the

1679
01:40:38,640 --> 01:40:39,150
Barony?

1680
01:40:39,599 --> 01:40:43,349
So two is barren. Net three is
we didn't talk about the level

1681
01:40:43,559 --> 01:40:46,799
two is barren net three is
barony, right? And then what's

1682
01:40:46,799 --> 01:40:47,579
after barony.

1683
01:40:47,940 --> 01:40:50,760
I have to go back and get that
email that I sent out it's

1684
01:40:50,760 --> 01:40:51,900
510 20

1685
01:40:51,900 --> 01:40:55,470
I think is what it is something
like that. And, but very

1686
01:40:55,470 --> 01:40:58,590
important if you give your
knighthood away, you can't

1687
01:40:58,590 --> 01:41:00,060
double counted towards your

1688
01:41:00,390 --> 01:41:04,890
love. Is that right? I'm asking.
Well, this is a this is a

1689
01:41:04,890 --> 01:41:06,120
meeting that's needed.

1690
01:41:06,570 --> 01:41:11,220
So let's so for instance we have
today will be knighting Dame

1691
01:41:11,220 --> 01:41:16,890
Suzanne right Massimo has given
his knighthood away, right. So

1692
01:41:16,920 --> 01:41:21,060
but now if he then gets his own
knighthood, does he go straight

1693
01:41:21,060 --> 01:41:21,840
to Baronet?

1694
01:41:22,800 --> 01:41:24,990
Well, this is a question that
needs to be answered. Um, and

1695
01:41:24,990 --> 01:41:26,550
that's where I'm I would say no,

1696
01:41:26,820 --> 01:41:30,030
I would say no as well. I think
you know, you've given it away.

1697
01:41:30,750 --> 01:41:34,560
So you know, and he could give
the second knighthood slash demo

1698
01:41:34,560 --> 01:41:37,950
to his wife and she wouldn't be
a Baronet. Correct? Yes, you can

1699
01:41:37,950 --> 01:41:39,180
be you can double count

1700
01:41:39,900 --> 01:41:40,860
that would be my

1701
01:41:41,940 --> 01:41:46,260
Hello What did the email say? So
you were like the the you had an

1702
01:41:46,650 --> 01:41:49,110
email this by the way as a
proposal, it says very clearly

1703
01:41:49,110 --> 01:41:51,870
in the email. And here's how it
goes like let me just read a

1704
01:41:52,379 --> 01:41:54,479
proposal. I'm sorry.

1705
01:41:55,200 --> 01:41:57,600
Night dame's the single
knighthood is a night game.

1706
01:41:57,600 --> 01:42:00,690
Okay? The Baronet is a double
knights. Baron is triple

1707
01:42:00,690 --> 01:42:09,360
knights, then comes via count,
which is 5x and then URL, which

1708
01:42:09,360 --> 01:42:14,670
is seven times night, then do
10 10x night and this

1709
01:42:14,670 --> 01:42:17,970
is all reflected on the
divorce.org/and a page.

1710
01:42:18,690 --> 01:42:21,720
Now this is in the email. This
is in the newsletter that people

1711
01:42:21,720 --> 01:42:22,080
get

1712
01:42:22,110 --> 01:42:24,720
when people are already on
board. We're doing our first

1713
01:42:25,080 --> 01:42:26,520
burning thing today.

1714
01:42:26,550 --> 01:42:29,490
So we're just never been fully
approved. So I haven't put it on

1715
01:42:29,490 --> 01:42:30,750
the main page. Yeah, okay.

1716
01:42:30,780 --> 01:42:34,680
Hereby ratified the great state
of Texas ratifies this idea.

1717
01:42:35,730 --> 01:42:44,640
Do we have a second? Yes, I
second it. say aye. Aye. i Is it

1718
01:42:44,670 --> 01:42:45,870
okay. Good meeting.

1719
01:42:48,420 --> 01:42:50,790
Good meaning everybody. Great.
All right. Let's have some

1720
01:42:50,790 --> 01:42:51,360
drinks.

1721
01:42:51,960 --> 01:42:54,900
Okay. So anyway, that's kind of

1722
01:42:55,080 --> 01:42:56,850
where we at Raymond Williams.

1723
01:42:58,140 --> 01:43:01,680
So Sam will be a baron. And
yeah,

1724
01:43:01,710 --> 01:43:03,090
nice. Good white.

1725
01:43:03,420 --> 01:43:06,300
Girl you have to come up with
this is good. I don't want to

1726
01:43:06,300 --> 01:43:09,300
talk about too much. Nothing.
Nothing. Nothing. There's just

1727
01:43:09,300 --> 01:43:11,850
like we're gonna do we're gonna
have a special samro No,

1728
01:43:11,850 --> 01:43:14,700
no, no, no, no, no, we just we
mentioned it. No, I don't have

1729
01:43:14,700 --> 01:43:18,000
time for ceremonies. Okay, I
don't have time to read life

1730
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:19,650
hacker. I don't have time for
ceremony. Oh,

1731
01:43:19,860 --> 01:43:22,890
yeah. We're to get to watch
Packer Ashley Hearst and

1732
01:43:22,890 --> 01:43:26,130
Seattle. fisherwoman Yes.

1733
01:43:27,060 --> 01:43:29,790
I sometimes I go back and look
at her picture.

1734
01:43:30,360 --> 01:43:34,200
77 7007 she decided to get on
that.

1735
01:43:34,500 --> 01:43:38,760
That picture with her the big
fish. Big giants. I can't I

1736
01:43:38,760 --> 01:43:39,960
can't put my finger on it.

1737
01:43:41,310 --> 01:43:43,140
That's what she says. Hey,

1738
01:43:43,170 --> 01:43:47,700
Oh, you went hey, why don't you
call your buddy BB from the bad

1739
01:43:47,700 --> 01:43:48,420
joke club.

1740
01:43:49,380 --> 01:43:54,540
Ya know what a hog all the good
jokes. Lance Fisher in Upper

1741
01:43:54,570 --> 01:43:59,430
Michigan. Lance the uPAR I guess
is what you call Upper Michigan

1742
01:43:59,430 --> 01:44:04,920
guys, Stefan, egg gar Hootie, a
gar hoodie. A gar hoodie. What

1743
01:44:04,920 --> 01:44:05,310
do you think?

1744
01:44:05,640 --> 01:44:10,170
I would say it's probably
Steven. You said Stefan I think

1745
01:44:10,170 --> 01:44:10,980
probably Steven.

1746
01:44:11,130 --> 01:44:12,150
Okay, Steven, I

1747
01:44:12,150 --> 01:44:13,080
got I got hottie

1748
01:44:14,700 --> 01:44:17,220
segment of a bunch of 6960
nines.

1749
01:44:18,000 --> 01:44:22,500
Oh, sorry. I wasn't paying
attention that that stuff never

1750
01:44:22,500 --> 01:44:27,480
goes away. And when people love
this wasn't 1616 Well, not

1751
01:44:27,480 --> 01:44:30,330
really. It looks like there's
only three today so it's not

1752
01:44:30,360 --> 01:44:35,460
it's gonna be dead. Dead on
Sunday, Carsten over Schwartz

1753
01:44:35,460 --> 01:44:40,560
Nielsen in some place or rather.
He's, by the way mentioned that

1754
01:44:40,560 --> 01:44:43,980
495 and 496 had been fantastic
shows.

1755
01:44:46,110 --> 01:44:49,050
And he says John Belushi must be
turning in his grave that of

1756
01:44:49,050 --> 01:44:53,760
course is a direct reference to
spook Dan Ackroyd the

1757
01:44:53,790 --> 01:44:59,490
disappointments CIA spook shield
Dan Ackroyd,

1758
01:44:59,820 --> 01:45:05,130
yeah, Ah who may have been like
Richard Eyre Redondo in Santa

1759
01:45:05,130 --> 01:45:09,120
Maria California 6969 that close
16 I

1760
01:45:09,120 --> 01:45:09,840
did

1761
01:45:10,830 --> 01:45:15,150
what was the segment it's a
goner but there

1762
01:45:15,150 --> 01:45:17,970
was somebody else that was
supposed to credit I don't know

1763
01:45:17,970 --> 01:45:19,590
if it's on the spreadsheet is
this the right spreadsheet

1764
01:45:19,590 --> 01:45:24,060
Redux? I hope so. Free boot
studio sir cogs and Chris oh by

1765
01:45:24,060 --> 01:45:26,520
the way I want to mention to
people if you send in a one of

1766
01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:30,060
these donations where we're just
rattling off names now don't

1767
01:45:30,060 --> 01:45:33,570
send a separate email saying to
be be anonymous put it in the

1768
01:45:33,570 --> 01:45:41,040
note reboot studio sir cogs and
crescent cities 6683 No, by the

1769
01:45:41,040 --> 01:45:44,220
way I had to mention something
back here on the I didn't think

1770
01:45:44,220 --> 01:45:56,490
I missed the one of the notes
nuts no All right. Well, we'll

1771
01:45:56,490 --> 01:45:58,710
mention it next time did
somebody has a book out that

1772
01:45:58,710 --> 01:46:03,150
wanted to plug and I don't see
it. We know who it wasn't it

1773
01:46:03,150 --> 01:46:10,560
wasn't reboot studio it wasn't
you? Oh good one

1774
01:46:15,840 --> 01:46:23,340
anyway, we're lost. I'm a lost
cause. Isaac young Isaac Yang in

1775
01:46:23,340 --> 01:46:23,910
Toronto

1776
01:46:23,970 --> 01:46:27,270
as Yang sorry, six. And he's got
a birthday on the birthday

1777
01:46:27,270 --> 01:46:27,690
right? If he's,

1778
01:46:27,690 --> 01:46:31,620
by the way, get the real
Canadian snowflake pin. And when

1779
01:46:31,620 --> 01:46:33,630
he saw the picture in the
newsletter, he knew it was time

1780
01:46:33,630 --> 01:46:35,640
to donate we're gonna get one of
these these needs some karma

1781
01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:38,730
first card give them some karma
for the car. Yeah, we need a car

1782
01:46:38,730 --> 01:46:43,710
karma to God. Kidding. You're
the one I do need car

1783
01:46:43,710 --> 01:46:47,310
communications. 2020 from Sir
Howard. Good sneaked root canal.

1784
01:46:47,340 --> 01:46:56,520
Great Neck. The next in Seattle.
rame Rasmus Bach attend auto sin

1785
01:46:57,060 --> 01:47:01,950
in God I don't know. I can't
even pronounce the name of the

1786
01:47:01,950 --> 01:47:02,760
town and

1787
01:47:03,870 --> 01:47:09,150
out areevo Anton Tana
Antananarivo Antananarivo is

1788
01:47:09,150 --> 01:47:11,130
that Italy? Antennas

1789
01:47:11,160 --> 01:47:19,620
Gitmo nation lemur. That doesn't
help either. Antenna. Maybe it's

1790
01:47:19,620 --> 01:47:20,010
Italy.

1791
01:47:21,510 --> 01:47:25,590
Maybe Madagascar? What?
Madagascar?

1792
01:47:26,610 --> 01:47:36,810
Wow. Anonymous 5378 l g
consulting in Katy, Texas. With

1793
01:47:36,810 --> 01:47:40,200
a birthday thing going out
there. 5321. And finally,

1794
01:47:40,200 --> 01:47:45,660
Jeffrey, to hygge Oh, Jeff gets
deep. 1/5 He

1795
01:47:45,660 --> 01:47:50,310
sent me a picture of his
girlfriend. And who was not his

1796
01:47:50,310 --> 01:47:53,640
girlfriend and we stayed with
him on the Hot Pockets tour in

1797
01:47:53,640 --> 01:47:57,210
New Mexico. Oh my god.

1798
01:48:00,570 --> 01:48:01,650
Am I didn't get a picture.

1799
01:48:02,070 --> 01:48:05,610
You don't ask though. You don't
ask and you don't get you gotta

1800
01:48:05,640 --> 01:48:10,830
you gotta be unabashed could
afford it to you.

1801
01:48:11,129 --> 01:48:16,799
Okay. Kevin Payne in Richmond,
Virginia. 5969 Mike Bateman in

1802
01:48:16,799 --> 01:48:23,579
Minneapolis. 50 and Eric VT in
Dublin, California 50. And they

1803
01:48:23,579 --> 01:48:30,929
will be our producers for show
for nine eight. And I wish I

1804
01:48:30,929 --> 01:48:31,709
could find this. We have

1805
01:48:31,710 --> 01:48:33,780
a couple we have a couple of
things. First, we have a mate

1806
01:48:33,780 --> 01:48:37,020
good. Because everything was
awesome. We did we basically

1807
01:48:37,020 --> 01:48:40,830
thanked everybody twice on
Sunday show. Yeah, it was a

1808
01:48:40,830 --> 01:48:44,280
mess. Okay, because it was
actually a technical issue and I

1809
01:48:44,280 --> 01:48:46,860
think believe that's been
solved. So make good number one

1810
01:48:47,400 --> 01:48:52,710
is Scott Montgomery donated
60 969 This was on off some

1811
01:48:52,710 --> 01:48:55,230
Sunday did not get mentioned.
I'm sure we'll find a few more

1812
01:48:55,230 --> 01:48:59,370
of those as people catch up to
the episodes. And Luke from

1813
01:48:59,400 --> 01:49:05,280
Munich mansion. Says my previous
two donations were 3333 My

1814
01:49:05,280 --> 01:49:09,270
girlfriend's 33rd birthday and
5555 no agenda is fifth

1815
01:49:09,270 --> 01:49:12,750
anniversary. On Monday, my
girlfriend Gianna and I will be

1816
01:49:12,780 --> 01:49:16,620
I guess, Jana, Jana, Jana, and I
will be celebrating eight years

1817
01:49:16,620 --> 01:49:20,070
together, I thought I'd double
my contributions and send you

1818
01:49:20,100 --> 01:49:25,080
8888. In return, I'd like a
Karma plus 88 Morse code. And of

1819
01:49:25,080 --> 01:49:27,720
course, another great episode of
the Best podcast in the

1820
01:49:27,720 --> 01:49:31,470
universe. We really apologize
because it kind of sucks when

1821
01:49:31,470 --> 01:49:33,480
you you know, you got an
anniversary. You're trying to

1822
01:49:33,480 --> 01:49:38,700
look smart for your woman, you
know, and like, I was like, hey,

1823
01:49:38,730 --> 01:49:41,010
it's coming. It's coming any
minute now. Any minute now? And

1824
01:49:41,010 --> 01:49:43,650
it's like, and then you just
hear the frickin credits at the

1825
01:49:43,650 --> 01:49:51,090
end. And like, what the heck? QA
holes you sent me out? Oh, you

1826
01:49:51,090 --> 01:49:59,370
left me out. So you've got
karma. On the next show, okay,

1827
01:49:59,370 --> 01:49:59,940
very good.

1828
01:50:06,899 --> 01:50:10,889
All right, here we go pewter
Suzukis says Happy Birthday to

1829
01:50:10,889 --> 01:50:14,069
his brother Bartolo celebrating
on the 23rd Sir Howard good

1830
01:50:14,069 --> 01:50:17,579
connect congratulates himself
celebrated yesterday. LV

1831
01:50:17,579 --> 01:50:22,139
consulting LLC Happy Birthday to
his son Jack turns 12 Right on

1832
01:50:22,139 --> 01:50:24,629
Jack Glad to have you on
listening to the show at an

1833
01:50:24,629 --> 01:50:28,109
early age so we can get you
early and corrupt yet and Audrey

1834
01:50:28,109 --> 01:50:30,689
signs also celebrates her
birthday happy birthday from

1835
01:50:30,689 --> 01:50:37,259
your friends here the best
podcast in the universe. We have

1836
01:50:37,259 --> 01:50:43,709
a Daming today a nice Daming.
And after that, we will have a

1837
01:50:43,739 --> 01:50:47,399
quick mention for a baron so I'm
very excited about this. We can

1838
01:50:47,399 --> 01:50:51,179
just get the swords ready and
Hello,

1839
01:50:51,720 --> 01:50:52,230
hold on.

1840
01:50:54,930 --> 01:51:00,750
All right, Suzanne Cattaneo
stepped forward and before the

1841
01:51:00,750 --> 01:51:05,970
table of Knights and Dames
thanks to my seamos collection

1842
01:51:06,210 --> 01:51:10,560
of points for his knighthood he
has given you the knighthood

1843
01:51:10,560 --> 01:51:14,820
therefore making you damn
Suzanne dame of the Knights and

1844
01:51:14,820 --> 01:51:18,960
danger the no agenda round table
for you we have standing by if

1845
01:51:18,960 --> 01:51:23,820
you prefer red boys and
Chardonnay, vodka and vanilla,

1846
01:51:24,330 --> 01:51:27,600
bong hits and bourbon, sparkling
cider and escorts mutton Mead,

1847
01:51:27,750 --> 01:51:30,000
and I left all the other ones
off there. We're not relevant to

1848
01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:33,270
you as Dang. But I think the
rent boys and Chardonnay may

1849
01:51:33,270 --> 01:51:36,510
come in handy and I'm sure
Masimo will be quite okay with

1850
01:51:36,510 --> 01:51:40,980
that. Because that's how we roll
here at the roundtable. We grow.

1851
01:51:41,610 --> 01:51:44,100
I try I keep trying to convince
my wife, it's okay. It's how we

1852
01:51:44,100 --> 01:51:44,580
roll.

1853
01:51:47,430 --> 01:51:49,890
I've always found that to be one
of the most obnoxious things.

1854
01:51:49,920 --> 01:51:50,850
Anyone could say.

1855
01:51:50,880 --> 01:51:54,840
I need to call you out on
something. Oh, you said I didn't

1856
01:51:54,840 --> 01:51:59,640
clip it. I should have. We were
talking about I guess it was on

1857
01:51:59,640 --> 01:52:02,610
the last episode about the
spreadsheet messed up. And you

1858
01:52:02,610 --> 01:52:05,250
thought I was saying one thing
that I was like, Oh, this is

1859
01:52:05,250 --> 01:52:08,970
horrible. You said it what that
goes wrong once and then, you

1860
01:52:08,970 --> 01:52:13,170
know, it's like, you got to fire
your kid. And then you said, so

1861
01:52:13,170 --> 01:52:16,710
like, oh, I made out with that
woman and now the marriage is

1862
01:52:16,710 --> 01:52:22,140
over. What? Yes, you said this.
I said what you said

1863
01:52:22,170 --> 01:52:25,140
that's like mad that you made
out with this woman and now the

1864
01:52:25,140 --> 01:52:26,040
marriage is over.

1865
01:52:26,070 --> 01:52:29,640
You said that is like your wife
saying and I guess you were

1866
01:52:29,640 --> 01:52:32,790
reflecting on yourself. That
he's

1867
01:52:33,330 --> 01:52:36,810
saying you like you cheated.
Like, No, I know. You know when

1868
01:52:36,810 --> 01:52:40,140
I said that? Yeah. I said, you
know, this is not a good

1869
01:52:40,140 --> 01:52:44,010
analogy. It's just totally bogus
live. But it's like,

1870
01:52:44,700 --> 01:52:47,670
the question is why did you come
up with it? Why did you say this

1871
01:52:47,700 --> 01:52:50,010
isn't something you'd like to
share with the group? Joe? I'm

1872
01:52:50,130 --> 01:52:52,680
not making out with anybody
apparently. But also

1873
01:52:52,710 --> 01:52:55,860
if I'm let me tell you if
wishful thinking if I made out

1874
01:52:55,860 --> 01:52:59,220
with some other woman, you know,
no, would she leave me? No, but

1875
01:52:59,220 --> 01:53:04,290
it would break a lot. It would
break stuff. That's not It's not

1876
01:53:04,290 --> 01:53:05,640
this horrible analogy.

1877
01:53:05,670 --> 01:53:09,960
I'm fine. I apologize for making
such a stupid comment. And it

1878
01:53:09,960 --> 01:53:12,570
was like completely off the
wall. I don't know why I even

1879
01:53:12,570 --> 01:53:16,590
came out of my mouth. And it was
I was trying to go somewhere.

1880
01:53:17,550 --> 01:53:19,020
Hey, Mimi, hold on a second.
Yeah.

1881
01:53:21,420 --> 01:53:23,910
Believe me it was actually I was
on the fly. I was trying to come

1882
01:53:23,910 --> 01:53:27,840
up with a gym. And then that
came out. I said, That's dumb.

1883
01:53:27,990 --> 01:53:29,970
And then I just let it go
because you just like didn't

1884
01:53:29,970 --> 01:53:30,690
even hear it.

1885
01:53:33,150 --> 01:53:36,060
I heard it but I was like, you
know there was other stuff going

1886
01:53:36,060 --> 01:53:38,910
on so but it stuck with me
throughout throughout the

1887
01:53:39,120 --> 01:53:40,440
so it bothered you good.

1888
01:53:43,320 --> 01:53:47,340
Oh my god. I don't know if I can
say this. Mr. Oil just got

1889
01:53:47,340 --> 01:53:48,570
arrested in Cyprus.

1890
01:53:49,260 --> 01:53:49,980
What?

1891
01:53:50,700 --> 01:53:55,170
What happened? Oh, hold on a
second. Let me read this. Our

1892
01:53:55,170 --> 01:53:58,290
car got stopped on the way to
the airport. He was ordered out

1893
01:53:58,290 --> 01:54:03,870
under guns searched demanded Oh,
Mr. Oil, and was Russian went to

1894
01:54:03,870 --> 01:54:08,820
get his money out of Cyprus.
Wow, this is breaking this. I'm

1895
01:54:08,820 --> 01:54:11,910
going to read verbatim from the
back channel. This latest from

1896
01:54:11,910 --> 01:54:14,910
Cyprus. Our car got stopped on
the way to the airport. We were

1897
01:54:14,910 --> 01:54:19,110
ordered out under gunpoint
search demanded to surrender all

1898
01:54:19,110 --> 01:54:22,230
money and cash that we had. We
were arrested five minutes

1899
01:54:22,230 --> 01:54:24,630
laters we refuse to comply with
everything we're threatened to

1900
01:54:24,630 --> 01:54:28,710
be taken to jail and forgotten
about. This is you know, he's

1901
01:54:28,710 --> 01:54:31,980
very upset. So it's a little
weird English. After a call to

1902
01:54:31,980 --> 01:54:36,900
my lawyers was promptly
released. This is effed up. See,

1903
01:54:37,200 --> 01:54:40,590
they did not surrender the money
refused to comply, apart from

1904
01:54:40,590 --> 01:54:45,780
identifying themselves asking
what is the charge? And so they

1905
01:54:45,780 --> 01:54:49,950
let him go and he's now on his
way back to get mo nation east

1906
01:54:49,950 --> 01:54:54,030
but he was literally arrested.
And they tried to demand him to

1907
01:54:54,030 --> 01:54:55,260
surrender his money

1908
01:54:56,940 --> 01:55:00,330
with the F. Wow, that could be
happening here and he Minute

1909
01:55:01,800 --> 01:55:07,830
well here's some bitcoin by the
way, am I happy isolations

1910
01:55:07,860 --> 01:55:09,060
given to the Bitcoin

1911
01:55:09,420 --> 01:55:13,320
space by Bitcoin disk? I might
I'm so happy I don't listen to

1912
01:55:13,320 --> 01:55:18,210
you when you told me at 33 to
sell all my bitcoin

1913
01:55:18,240 --> 01:55:21,420
I told you that some had 40 I
never said 33

1914
01:55:21,630 --> 01:55:26,760
Okay, I didn't listen to that
either today's current price is

1915
01:55:26,760 --> 01:55:28,500
$74

1916
01:55:28,980 --> 01:55:30,330
Well just hold them there no

1917
01:55:30,330 --> 01:55:34,500
no no I'm selling all the way up
every day I sell five Bitcoin

1918
01:55:34,980 --> 01:55:37,890
oh well this is good money for
you. Yeah

1919
01:55:41,220 --> 01:55:44,970
I'm rolling in now baby while
I'm of course companion my total

1920
01:55:44,970 --> 01:55:50,370
investment I only did one show
daily source code received like

1921
01:55:50,400 --> 01:55:53,970
a total of like 100 Bitcoin back
in the day. That was a nice

1922
01:55:53,970 --> 01:55:57,480
donation that was like, you
know, 520 500 bucks that was 500

1923
01:55:57,480 --> 01:56:00,810
bucks back then. So but I'm
keeping 100 and that is you

1924
01:56:00,810 --> 01:56:05,100
know, that's my nest egg. So I'm
only selling 25 That's that's

1925
01:56:05,100 --> 01:56:09,300
basically it then I'm done. And
so unfortunately your Bitcoin

1926
01:56:09,300 --> 01:56:12,210
John your half. I'm sorry. I
sold that at the 40 you

1927
01:56:12,210 --> 01:56:18,630
requested so that's fine. Hey,
we want to call out sir Sam.

1928
01:56:18,870 --> 01:56:20,850
Liang. Liang. How do we
pronounce it?

1929
01:56:21,720 --> 01:56:22,500
Lil Luna?

1930
01:56:22,530 --> 01:56:30,420
Luna? I, sir Sam, as of today is
the second Baron. No, no, he's

1931
01:56:30,420 --> 01:56:31,080
a third.

1932
01:56:31,320 --> 01:56:33,960
No, because we have a baron and
Baron s.

1933
01:56:36,120 --> 01:56:38,940
So we have another guy. I can't
remember his name. I have a

1934
01:56:38,940 --> 01:56:42,120
written down somewhere who? We
apparently gifted a baron.

1935
01:56:42,240 --> 01:56:44,940
Hold on a second. You're just
not a guy.

1936
01:56:46,110 --> 01:56:48,810
Well, I don't have his name. But
he's a fellow. He's up. He's a

1937
01:56:48,840 --> 01:56:53,340
nice, sir. Have some edge. And
he got a barony. And

1938
01:56:53,340 --> 01:56:57,960
so what is this sir Sam? Baron
Sam loon get.

1939
01:56:58,589 --> 01:57:00,989
He get he asked for something.
Actually. It's under. It's in

1940
01:57:00,989 --> 01:57:03,659
the note. Oh, let's once let's
see. What do you see what

1941
01:57:03,660 --> 01:57:06,990
he gets away? But all you all
you have to do was ask.

1942
01:57:07,650 --> 01:57:12,990
He says he would like I think
I'll play me once. He will be

1943
01:57:12,990 --> 01:57:14,670
where we have to get up. We'll
give it to him. But we'll we'll

1944
01:57:14,670 --> 01:57:17,550
give him this. He wants to claim
the Great Lakes.

1945
01:57:17,580 --> 01:57:20,940
Oh, consider a done my friend.
You can have him.

1946
01:57:22,650 --> 01:57:25,830
Only the without? He's a
Canadian, I believe so. He only

1947
01:57:25,830 --> 01:57:29,820
gets the great lakes that are in
Canada. Yes. So Lake Michigan is

1948
01:57:29,820 --> 01:57:34,350
still up for grabs. still
available. All right. So he gets

1949
01:57:34,350 --> 01:57:37,440
all the Great Lakes except Lake
Michigan. So let me just read I

1950
01:57:37,440 --> 01:57:39,600
want to cause an international
issue

1951
01:57:39,630 --> 01:57:44,190
raucous Hi gents realized two
things one I was recently booted

1952
01:57:44,190 --> 01:57:47,640
off the 3333 monthly pant plan
at the beginning of the month.

1953
01:57:47,820 --> 01:57:51,000
This happens all the time people
check your subscriptions Pay Pal

1954
01:57:51,000 --> 01:57:55,260
is wack. I resubscribed Thank
you. Notice that my total

1955
01:57:55,260 --> 01:57:58,500
contribution under the plan was
just over $1,000 My guess is

1956
01:57:58,500 --> 01:58:02,400
that Pay Pal may have a cap on
the total subscription value and

1957
01:58:02,400 --> 01:58:05,280
will automatically unsubscribe
as a precaution Nope.

1958
01:58:05,580 --> 01:58:07,950
I don't think so. This happens
just random 11

1959
01:58:08,970 --> 01:58:13,050
Happens all the time. Just the
thought you know all we do up

1960
01:58:13,050 --> 01:58:16,740
here in Canada is party and have
Canadian mac and cheese, also

1961
01:58:16,740 --> 01:58:22,590
known as poutine poutine. Can't
get more depression Eric cuisine

1962
01:58:22,620 --> 01:58:25,980
than that. Take it easy, gents.
Also, now that the no agenda

1963
01:58:25,980 --> 01:58:29,490
nation.com system tells me I've
contributed just enough for my

1964
01:58:29,490 --> 01:58:32,580
third knighthood and Bernie, I
think I'll claim the Great Lakes

1965
01:58:32,730 --> 01:58:35,520
as my domain. Should we move
over to the new period system,

1966
01:58:35,520 --> 01:58:39,360
Sam? Congratulations. We had the
meeting earlier. You are now the

1967
01:58:39,360 --> 01:58:44,340
Baron of the Great Lakes of
Canadia. And let's find out what

1968
01:58:44,340 --> 01:58:49,590
this poutine looks like. Yeah.
Poutine poutine it's probably

1969
01:58:49,590 --> 01:58:53,430
the French of the Quebec errs
version of Mac and Cheese. They

1970
01:58:53,430 --> 01:58:55,260
can't just call it mac and
cheese after

1971
01:58:55,590 --> 01:59:00,150
that. Well that's a violation of
trademark poutine is a typical

1972
01:59:00,300 --> 01:59:04,620
Canadian dish originally from
Quebec, made with french fries

1973
01:59:04,890 --> 01:59:10,590
to French fries topped with
brown gravy and curd cheese.

1974
01:59:10,710 --> 01:59:14,550
Oh right. I've seen this dish.
Oh my goodness. totally

1975
01:59:14,550 --> 01:59:15,330
disgusting.

1976
01:59:15,360 --> 01:59:19,650
The picture look at the picture
on the wiki page. It looks like

1977
01:59:19,650 --> 01:59:21,030
poop and whipped cream.

1978
01:59:21,750 --> 01:59:25,110
Well the cheese. The curd cheese
means it's fresh cheese just a

1979
01:59:25,110 --> 01:59:28,770
regular just cheese curd that
you can buy in some stores. It

1980
01:59:28,770 --> 01:59:31,560
would be similar to taking
cottage cheese and rinsing off

1981
01:59:31,560 --> 01:59:35,550
all the all the liquid the goop
and so you could do with cottage

1982
01:59:35,550 --> 01:59:37,410
cheese and what you would do is
you don't take fruit you get a

1983
01:59:37,410 --> 01:59:40,260
bunch of French fries. Here's
the hand cut that so the skins

1984
01:59:40,260 --> 01:59:43,980
are still on. And then you
dumped this this cheesy

1985
01:59:44,310 --> 01:59:48,420
cheese on top. It looks like
they put the gravy on first.

1986
01:59:48,540 --> 01:59:51,510
Well this one I'm looking at as
the gravy over the cheese.

1987
01:59:51,810 --> 01:59:55,350
The dish origin originated in a
rural Quebec Canada in the late

1988
01:59:55,350 --> 01:59:59,070
1950s. That's not really
Depression era.

1989
02:00:01,650 --> 02:00:08,340
Here's one here's a poutine with
onions and bacon. I think it's a

1990
02:00:08,340 --> 02:00:14,190
real ham. It's called poutine
bomb poutine with be bacon. Oh,

1991
02:00:14,460 --> 02:00:19,170
unknown y'all are Nan and MERG
gaz which is Oh, I love him or

1992
02:00:19,170 --> 02:00:21,450
GEZ. But his MIGUEZ had said

1993
02:00:21,480 --> 02:00:23,790
I taught you more guys we bought
it from the French

1994
02:00:24,329 --> 02:00:26,909
horrible sausage made from lamb

1995
02:00:26,939 --> 02:00:32,279
poutine.com Oh man, it's already
taken by the poutine shop.

1996
02:00:33,029 --> 02:00:36,959
appears you can order online
poutine you can order it already

1997
02:00:36,959 --> 02:00:41,309
made. This is not cheap, by the
way, is poutine This is not mac

1998
02:00:41,309 --> 02:00:42,059
and cheese.

1999
02:00:42,389 --> 02:00:45,299
Here's one that's interesting.
The me which is poutine which is

2000
02:00:45,299 --> 02:00:50,069
Elvis steakhouse che pavois and
champagne y'all, which has got

2001
02:00:50,099 --> 02:00:55,289
the mushrooms. You guys eat
crab. Got all this stuff. That's

2002
02:00:56,159 --> 02:01:02,129
a poutine which is got three
kinds of meat. Essentially, you

2003
02:01:02,129 --> 02:01:05,969
take a bed of French fries, it
should be greasy, and then you

2004
02:01:05,969 --> 02:01:09,089
just dump stuff on it. Nice.
That's it. You're done. This is

2005
02:01:09,089 --> 02:01:12,809
what's this is probably the
origin of the idea of nachos.

2006
02:01:13,499 --> 02:01:17,009
Yeah, you take a bunch of chips
and french fries, french fries.

2007
02:01:17,039 --> 02:01:21,179
Coincidentally, chips is what
the British call french fries

2008
02:01:21,179 --> 02:01:24,179
when you take a bunch of which
could be a mis translation of

2009
02:01:24,179 --> 02:01:27,269
the dish. So the you take chips,
which are corn chips, you put it

2010
02:01:27,269 --> 02:01:29,699
on the bottom and you dump a
bunch of cheap cheese all over

2011
02:01:29,699 --> 02:01:33,059
the top. And then you could put
on some sour cream or some meat

2012
02:01:33,329 --> 02:01:37,589
or some jalapenos chopped. Nice
and then you eat that during an

2013
02:01:37,649 --> 02:01:38,759
athletic event.

2014
02:01:41,610 --> 02:01:45,810
Okey dokey. So I got I got to a
banker clips. I've been holding

2015
02:01:45,810 --> 02:01:48,660
on to one for a couple of weeks
and using them we never got

2016
02:01:48,660 --> 02:01:53,640
around to it. And yesterday
there Bernanke. Then, Benjamin

2017
02:01:53,670 --> 02:02:00,990
Bernanke, our central banker
dude. who's married to Andrew

2018
02:02:00,990 --> 02:02:01,710
Mitchell, right?

2019
02:02:01,769 --> 02:02:03,929
I got it right. The other guy?

2020
02:02:05,010 --> 02:02:08,280
Oh, that's right. The Greenspan
guy. Crap. Greenspan, I got a

2021
02:02:08,280 --> 02:02:12,090
clip from her too. So first here
is the Attorney General Eric

2022
02:02:12,090 --> 02:02:13,470
Holder. Eric,

2023
02:02:13,500 --> 02:02:18,720
by the way, by the way, I'm
betting even money that Erica

2024
02:02:18,720 --> 02:02:22,620
Mitchell and her husband have
dinner on occasion with

2025
02:02:22,620 --> 02:02:23,280
Bernanke,

2026
02:02:23,580 --> 02:02:24,600
Andrea Mitchell.

2027
02:02:25,500 --> 02:02:26,280
What did I say?

2028
02:02:27,120 --> 02:02:29,880
I said, Erica Mitchell. But
that's good. That's her new

2029
02:02:29,880 --> 02:02:34,440
name. She should consider an
official change.

2030
02:02:36,030 --> 02:02:37,830
Anyway, go on. Sorry. Okay. So

2031
02:02:37,830 --> 02:02:42,450
here he is a couple of weeks ago
talking about big banks. And how

2032
02:02:42,450 --> 02:02:44,550
frightening they are to him he's
very afraid of

2033
02:02:44,550 --> 02:02:47,520
turning you have raised is one
that I frankly share. And I'm

2034
02:02:47,520 --> 02:02:50,460
not talking about HSBC now that
maybe that that'd be

2035
02:02:50,460 --> 02:02:54,270
appropriate, but I am concerned
that the size of some of these

2036
02:02:54,270 --> 02:02:55,770
institutions, hold on

2037
02:02:55,770 --> 02:03:00,960
Stop, stop, stop, stop. He has
picked up the exact same cadence

2038
02:03:00,960 --> 02:03:03,930
and almost the same voice. And
you can hear it with you not

2039
02:03:03,930 --> 02:03:06,090
that I'm gonna say it. Eric
Holder.

2040
02:03:07,890 --> 02:03:09,690
This is Eric Holder. Oh,

2041
02:03:10,140 --> 02:03:11,940
let's say you're playing
Bernanke or Bernanke

2042
02:03:11,940 --> 02:03:17,130
is next. But you're right. Eric
Holder has picked up the exact

2043
02:03:17,130 --> 02:03:21,000
same cadence as Eric Holder.
It's It's uncanny ladies and

2044
02:03:21,000 --> 02:03:21,360
gentlemen,

2045
02:03:21,390 --> 02:03:26,220
that the size of some of these
institutions becomes so large

2046
02:03:26,250 --> 02:03:31,080
that it does become difficult
for us to to prosecute them when

2047
02:03:31,080 --> 02:03:34,770
we are hit with prosecuting
blood

2048
02:03:34,950 --> 02:03:38,730
for fraud and being just yeah,
he's saying, Oh, the

2049
02:03:38,730 --> 02:03:41,940
douchebag question. Yeah, he had
they haven't done anything.

2050
02:03:42,990 --> 02:03:46,980
But he's, he's saying because
there's so big, we can't

2051
02:03:46,980 --> 02:03:47,670
prosecute the

2052
02:03:47,670 --> 02:03:50,550
organized crime is so big, so he
can't arrest anybody. Is that

2053
02:03:50,550 --> 02:03:51,810
what he's saying? Yeah, listen,
again,

2054
02:03:52,440 --> 02:03:57,210
when we are hit with indicate
indications that if you do

2055
02:03:57,210 --> 02:04:00,960
prosecute, if you do bring a
criminal charge, it will have a

2056
02:04:00,960 --> 02:04:04,770
negative impact on the national
economy, perhaps even the world

2057
02:04:04,770 --> 02:04:08,370
economy. And I think that is a
function of the fact that fact

2058
02:04:08,370 --> 02:04:12,030
some of these institutions have
become too large again, Matoba

2059
02:04:12,030 --> 02:04:15,720
HS HSPC. This is just a more
general comment. I think it has

2060
02:04:15,720 --> 02:04:20,190
an inhibiting influence, impact
on our ability to bring

2061
02:04:21,240 --> 02:04:24,960
resolutions that I think would
be more appropriate and I think

2062
02:04:24,960 --> 02:04:30,150
that is something that we you
all need to need to consider. So

2063
02:04:31,380 --> 02:04:33,810
it's actually one that I share.
So

2064
02:04:34,440 --> 02:04:38,010
I reading between the lines and
by the way, oh, my God, it's

2065
02:04:38,040 --> 02:04:41,040
uncanny. He sounds so much like
Eric Holder, I just, it's

2066
02:04:41,040 --> 02:04:46,200
killing us. What I'm hearing
here is these banks that we

2067
02:04:46,200 --> 02:04:48,780
cannot actually throw people in
jail, we cannot prosecute

2068
02:04:48,780 --> 02:04:52,170
because if if we do that these
banks fall apart, then the world

2069
02:04:52,170 --> 02:04:55,950
collapses. Is that pretty much
what he said there? Yep. Now

2070
02:04:55,950 --> 02:04:59,490
let's listen to the Bernanke.
Who sounds a lot like

2071
02:05:00,000 --> 02:05:01,500
Bernanke and Bernanke

2072
02:05:01,530 --> 02:05:06,630
on the benefits of being too big
to fail? No, we don't have an

2073
02:05:06,630 --> 02:05:09,420
estimate, it's pretty difficult
to control for all the factors

2074
02:05:09,420 --> 02:05:15,630
that go into determining the
size of the subsidy,

2075
02:05:16,079 --> 02:05:21,179
the size of the subsidy, John,
so the banks, he's going to talk

2076
02:05:21,179 --> 02:05:23,429
about this a little bit more,
but the banks that are too big

2077
02:05:23,429 --> 02:05:28,769
to fail, are being subsidized by
the federal reserve. And he

2078
02:05:28,769 --> 02:05:30,629
doesn't even know how much money

2079
02:05:30,660 --> 02:05:33,990
I think there is some evidence
that financial markets are at

2080
02:05:33,990 --> 02:05:37,860
least to some extent, taking
into account the possibility

2081
02:05:37,860 --> 02:05:40,080
that large financial
institutions will fail. You see,

2082
02:05:40,080 --> 02:05:42,720
for example, spreads in the
credit default swaps, it

2083
02:05:42,720 --> 02:05:45,960
indicates some probability of
failure. You see some

2084
02:05:46,500 --> 02:05:49,350
discrimination among different
institutions according to the

2085
02:05:49,350 --> 02:05:51,960
bond market, interest rates that
they get charged, and so on. So

2086
02:05:51,960 --> 02:05:56,520
there is some evidence of market
discrimination. That being said,

2087
02:05:57,750 --> 02:06:00,780
I certainly never meant to say
to Senator Warren, and I share

2088
02:06:00,780 --> 02:06:02,970
her concern about too big to
fail. I think it's an A major

2089
02:06:02,970 --> 02:06:06,060
issue. I never meant to imply
that the problem was solved and

2090
02:06:06,060 --> 02:06:10,560
gone, it is not solved and gone
is still here. But there's a lot

2091
02:06:10,560 --> 02:06:14,850
of work in train. We're putting
in the Basel capital standards.

2092
02:06:15,510 --> 02:06:18,600
We're putting in the orderly
liquidation authority from Dodd

2093
02:06:18,600 --> 02:06:20,760
Frank and working with our
international partners.

2094
02:06:21,270 --> 02:06:24,300
International white progress
against too big to fail because

2095
02:06:24,300 --> 02:06:30,540
I agree with her 100% That it's
a real problem and needs to be

2096
02:06:30,570 --> 02:06:31,050
addressed.

2097
02:06:32,760 --> 02:06:35,580
All right. Just take our money
and do whatever you want.

2098
02:06:35,610 --> 02:06:36,270
Douche.

2099
02:06:36,780 --> 02:06:41,040
Anyway, here's the I have a
clip. That is kind of

2100
02:06:41,040 --> 02:06:42,540
interesting. Can I can I

2101
02:06:42,780 --> 02:06:45,210
can I finish up my my actually
was

2102
02:06:45,210 --> 02:06:46,710
appointed this. Okay, go.

2103
02:06:48,240 --> 02:06:52,560
Oh, okay. It's gotta be like
that. Go on. I wanted to play

2104
02:06:52,560 --> 02:06:57,210
air. Eric Mischel. Oh, what does
she have to say? Well, Erica,

2105
02:06:57,210 --> 02:07:02,130
Michelle. So the only point I
was making was so this is how

2106
02:07:03,180 --> 02:07:09,120
are the highest judicial dude in
the land thinks, you know, the

2107
02:07:09,120 --> 02:07:12,840
banks own him. The bank's own
everybody. We can't do anything.

2108
02:07:12,840 --> 02:07:16,170
We can't prosecute them because
they're so scary. We have the

2109
02:07:16,170 --> 02:07:19,710
Bernanke, who is the the Federal
Reserve, the highest banker in

2110
02:07:19,710 --> 02:07:23,550
the land, and he's the bank. He
is the bank, Ben Ben Bernanke,

2111
02:07:23,550 --> 02:07:28,140
the bank. And He isn't saying,
Well, you know, what? They what

2112
02:07:28,140 --> 02:07:30,690
it is we can't let them fail.
And then we have Andrea

2113
02:07:30,690 --> 02:07:34,980
Mitchell. Now she is an elite,
because she is married to the

2114
02:07:34,980 --> 02:07:43,470
former Bank, Bernanke. Greens
this span. Right. Yeah. And

2115
02:07:43,500 --> 02:07:50,460
listen to what she says. As she
talks to her colleagues about

2116
02:07:50,490 --> 02:07:52,350
the failure when she

2117
02:07:52,350 --> 02:07:55,050
would be speaking from an
insider's perspective and an

2118
02:07:55,110 --> 02:07:59,310
insider's perspective. This is
my point. So the guy who used to

2119
02:07:59,310 --> 02:08:03,360
run the whole money scheme in
the bank, so that guy, his wife,

2120
02:08:03,720 --> 02:08:05,640
and they fit together perfectly,
you know, that just start to

2121
02:08:05,640 --> 02:08:12,420
look like each other. So his
wife gives her colleagues a

2122
02:08:12,420 --> 02:08:16,920
talking to about the failure of
the or so called because it's

2123
02:08:16,920 --> 02:08:22,830
not been about the the assault
rifle assault weapons like style

2124
02:08:22,830 --> 02:08:27,120
ban, that is now being pulled
out of the legislation by the

2125
02:08:27,120 --> 02:08:29,550
Democrats. Listen to the words,

2126
02:08:30,150 --> 02:08:33,810
Democratic Majority Leader and
Harry Reid's decision to not let

2127
02:08:33,810 --> 02:08:36,450
the assault weapons ban go to
the floor for a vote angered

2128
02:08:36,450 --> 02:08:39,240
Senator Dianne Feinstein who is
not giving up.

2129
02:08:40,590 --> 02:08:44,700
This is very important to me.
And I'm not going to lay lay

2130
02:08:44,700 --> 02:08:49,050
down and play dead. I think the
American people have said in

2131
02:08:49,050 --> 02:08:53,310
every single public poll, that
they support this kind of

2132
02:08:53,310 --> 02:08:54,150
legislation.

2133
02:08:55,980 --> 02:08:59,250
Joining me now for more on that
and all the other political news

2134
02:08:59,430 --> 02:09:02,490
for our daily fix today. Chris
is an MSNBC contributor and

2135
02:09:02,490 --> 02:09:05,850
managing editor of post
politics.com and USA Today's

2136
02:09:05,850 --> 02:09:07,710
Washington bureau chief Susan
Page,

2137
02:09:07,770 --> 02:09:13,020
so she now has a contributing
editor@msnbc.com and the editor

2138
02:09:13,020 --> 02:09:15,450
of USA Today. These are big.
It's a big person.

2139
02:09:15,509 --> 02:09:21,359
Yeah. What is this? That's not
the editor of USA Today. What is

2140
02:09:21,359 --> 02:09:24,899
the venue here? Does she ever
own shows as a Sunday thing?

2141
02:09:24,899 --> 02:09:25,829
Where'd you get this? She

2142
02:09:25,830 --> 02:09:29,070
is standing on location outside
of the White House, which I

2143
02:09:29,070 --> 02:09:35,400
think is what show she's on.
Washington, MSNBC. She's on NBC.

2144
02:09:35,730 --> 02:09:36,840
ABC NBC.

2145
02:09:37,110 --> 02:09:38,190
Is it a new show? Is

2146
02:09:38,190 --> 02:09:40,890
this a new show? Yes. Yeah. Just
play it.

2147
02:09:41,070 --> 02:09:44,760
Hi to both of you well, while
I'm away you guys let the the

2148
02:09:44,760 --> 02:09:48,030
assault weapons ban you know,
die practically at least Harry

2149
02:09:48,030 --> 02:09:48,930
Reid says that he's not

2150
02:09:49,320 --> 02:09:55,830
there you go. While I'm away,
you stupid journalist.

2151
02:09:56,040 --> 02:09:59,910
Let this die. I'll play that
again. I didn't. I didn't catch

2152
02:09:59,910 --> 02:10:00,300
it. You

2153
02:10:00,300 --> 02:10:04,200
didn't scare the American public
appropriately split

2154
02:10:04,320 --> 02:10:07,440
both of you. Well, while I'm
away you guys let the the

2155
02:10:07,440 --> 02:10:10,920
assault weapons ban you know die
practically at least Harry Reid

2156
02:10:10,920 --> 02:10:12,420
says that he's not gonna let it
go forward.

2157
02:10:14,940 --> 02:10:17,340
Wow, that's a weird clip. No,
she

2158
02:10:17,340 --> 02:10:18,000
means it. This

2159
02:10:18,000 --> 02:10:21,540
is how she thinks. Yeah, I
wasn't here and next thing you

2160
02:10:21,540 --> 02:10:24,420
know all hell breaks loose.
Yeah, I wasn't going to be here

2161
02:10:24,420 --> 02:10:25,080
all the time I

2162
02:10:25,080 --> 02:10:28,230
wasn't here to manage the media
to manage you people. I'm your

2163
02:10:28,230 --> 02:10:30,780
handler, I'm taking care of
business, I make sure you write

2164
02:10:30,780 --> 02:10:33,660
things, you know, like the Sandy
Hook like terrible.

2165
02:10:33,780 --> 02:10:36,510
I think there's a great clip and
why don't get how to hooks into

2166
02:10:36,510 --> 02:10:37,590
the Bernanke clip

2167
02:10:37,710 --> 02:10:40,470
only because she's elitist like
everybody else. And she was

2168
02:10:40,470 --> 02:10:41,820
married to Well, here's

2169
02:10:41,820 --> 02:10:44,460
an interesting clip this kind of
a financial clip that I just

2170
02:10:44,460 --> 02:10:46,920
think is good piece of
information. I talked about

2171
02:10:46,920 --> 02:10:50,580
this, it was on Charlie Rose. I
mentioned it to Horowitz, who

2172
02:10:50,580 --> 02:10:54,090
thinks this guy's just a douche,
but it's okay. He's the guy who

2173
02:10:54,090 --> 02:10:58,230
used to run AIG. He was kicked
out and an AIG fellow party

2174
02:10:58,230 --> 02:11:01,170
thinks he could have saved his
navy, very famous guys like 85.

2175
02:11:01,170 --> 02:11:04,200
He's still a tough cookie. And
he's irked about the things the

2176
02:11:04,200 --> 02:11:08,700
government stole AIG without
compensation cost him most of

2177
02:11:08,700 --> 02:11:10,950
his, but he has his what there's
one little tidbit in here, I

2178
02:11:10,950 --> 02:11:15,330
thought was worth worth
listening to, which is the and I

2179
02:11:15,360 --> 02:11:19,050
kind of agree with him. And this
is what's the name of this clip,

2180
02:11:19,050 --> 02:11:20,880
Hank Greenberg on Paulson.

2181
02:11:21,570 --> 02:11:22,620
And if it did

2182
02:11:22,620 --> 02:11:24,180
happen, and you became
vulnerable, you would have known

2183
02:11:24,180 --> 02:11:26,010
how you convinced in your own
mind. That's true.

2184
02:11:26,100 --> 02:11:28,350
No question about it. Look, I
chaired the New York Fed for

2185
02:11:28,350 --> 02:11:33,000
several years, been on the board
before that, and then became

2186
02:11:33,000 --> 02:11:37,290
vice chair and chair. I knew the
Fed quite well. There's, if we

2187
02:11:37,350 --> 02:11:42,450
if we had need for access to the
Fed window. I feel comfortable,

2188
02:11:42,450 --> 02:11:44,970
I would have either gotten that.
And if we had a problem? Well, I

2189
02:11:44,970 --> 02:11:47,580
would have raised money
internationally. There's no

2190
02:11:47,580 --> 02:11:51,060
question, but it wouldn't have
happened. But if something did

2191
02:11:51,060 --> 02:11:53,190
occur, we'd have found a way to
say you have

2192
02:11:53,190 --> 02:11:56,130
found financing from sovereign
wealth funds or whoever no

2193
02:11:56,130 --> 02:11:59,610
question about. Do you believe
this? As Hank Paulson has said

2194
02:11:59,790 --> 02:12:03,720
that if AIG had gone down, there
is no doubt there was taken the

2195
02:12:03,720 --> 02:12:04,770
whole system down?

2196
02:12:04,980 --> 02:12:08,700
I don't believe that at all.
Yeah, no, I don't believe that

2197
02:12:08,700 --> 02:12:09,090
at all.

2198
02:12:11,970 --> 02:12:13,980
Well, well, how does that work?

2199
02:12:15,330 --> 02:12:19,020
It was that was the big way. He
says it does not to play all the

2200
02:12:19,020 --> 02:12:22,650
steps. But do what he says is
that they made up this phony

2201
02:12:22,650 --> 02:12:25,020
baloney scenario. Of course, he
couldn't do anything about he

2202
02:12:25,020 --> 02:12:27,180
was the chairman of the company,
but it wasn't running it. And

2203
02:12:27,180 --> 02:12:30,840
then they brought a guy in from
Goldman and they I don't, I

2204
02:12:30,840 --> 02:12:32,940
should have clipped this. The
East says apparently Paulson

2205
02:12:32,940 --> 02:12:35,550
comes in and says You guys are
going to take this bailout where

2206
02:12:35,550 --> 02:12:38,010
you're going to give a 75% of
the company you're going to pay

2207
02:12:38,010 --> 02:12:41,370
14% interest rate. And by the
way, you the CEO, which is the

2208
02:12:41,370 --> 02:12:45,600
replacement for Greenberg, you
are fired. Yeah. And then he's

2209
02:12:45,600 --> 02:12:48,030
brought a Goldman and he goes
I'm not gonna do this deal. And

2210
02:12:48,030 --> 02:12:51,210
against his fine he brings a
Goldman guy in to do this deal

2211
02:12:51,210 --> 02:12:53,760
that they've take over the
company essentially ruin the

2212
02:12:53,760 --> 02:12:57,660
company essentially. And then he
says through the just Grievers

2213
02:12:57,660 --> 02:13:02,220
through the backdoor Goldman got
like $20 billion had nothing to

2214
02:13:02,220 --> 02:13:04,800
do with this. They said they
give it to us and they got

2215
02:13:04,800 --> 02:13:07,230
funneled right to Goldman it
just the whole thing was

2216
02:13:07,230 --> 02:13:09,510
happening but we kind of we kind
of knew that though. I mean,

2217
02:13:09,510 --> 02:13:11,370
that wasn't Yeah, no we

2218
02:13:11,400 --> 02:13:12,150
on this show. We

2219
02:13:12,150 --> 02:13:16,350
know I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No,
no, we knew we knew it. Yeah,

2220
02:13:16,380 --> 02:13:21,300
the rest of the world was still
like oh my god ahead and choose

2221
02:13:21,600 --> 02:13:26,160
and meanwhile, he says this a
new way that just confirms our

2222
02:13:26,160 --> 02:13:30,600
suspicions that I thought was I
thought Dojo ah that and he

2223
02:13:30,600 --> 02:13:32,790
wouldn't be more likely to know
whether it's going to cave in

2224
02:13:32,790 --> 02:13:36,060
the economy or not. Poor Woods
believes it would have caved in

2225
02:13:36,060 --> 02:13:38,250
the economy Do you but I'm
sticking with this.

2226
02:13:38,940 --> 02:13:42,720
No, I mean, I'm with you. I'm
with you. It's

2227
02:13:44,880 --> 02:13:45,990
it's a scam.

2228
02:13:46,980 --> 02:13:50,160
Yeah, no, that is that's on your
tombstone right we already

2229
02:13:50,160 --> 02:13:53,400
established that. Like if you
die before I do I'm putting it

2230
02:13:53,400 --> 02:13:57,180
on the it's a scam I'll make
sure it's there that all love

2231
02:13:57,180 --> 02:14:01,860
it. So we have some some
interesting vaccine news.

2232
02:14:03,510 --> 02:14:05,610
Because of course you know,
we've we've always got to stay

2233
02:14:05,610 --> 02:14:08,280
on top of what we're going to
shoot up our kids with. This is

2234
02:14:08,310 --> 02:14:11,250
this came off our national
treasure. The NPR

2235
02:14:11,280 --> 02:14:14,760
President Obama's administration
has laid out guidelines today

2236
02:14:14,760 --> 02:14:18,840
for conducting controversial
medical research. The federal

2237
02:14:18,840 --> 02:14:23,100
government is considering
testing the anthrax vaccine in

2238
02:14:23,100 --> 02:14:23,790
children.

2239
02:14:26,280 --> 02:14:27,660
What got it

2240
02:14:27,690 --> 02:14:30,270
you gotta need to try to prepare
for a biotech scene

2241
02:14:30,270 --> 02:14:33,030
is considered extremely
dangerous. Oh, well,

2242
02:14:33,060 --> 02:14:36,090
interesting that we've shot up a
million Americans with it

2243
02:14:36,090 --> 02:14:38,670
already equal to more fair for
us

2244
02:14:38,670 --> 02:14:41,940
to tech turns NPR is Rob Stein
reports a presidential

2245
02:14:41,940 --> 02:14:45,090
commission says several steps
would have to be taken before

2246
02:14:45,090 --> 02:14:48,360
any testing. And the report
raises questions about whether

2247
02:14:48,360 --> 02:14:50,250
such tests are ethical.

2248
02:14:50,460 --> 02:14:54,450
Now I want you to listen very
closely and explain to me why

2249
02:14:54,450 --> 02:14:58,170
this guy is allowed on the
radio. He is a you know, you

2250
02:14:58,170 --> 02:15:00,810
know have you ever spoken to
someone who has like Their mouth

2251
02:15:00,810 --> 02:15:04,080
is all sticky and when they talk
actually like white strands of

2252
02:15:04,110 --> 02:15:04,740
goo,

2253
02:15:06,390 --> 02:15:08,610
tongue in the roof of their
mouth recently we talked about

2254
02:15:08,610 --> 02:15:09,540
to some of the DHS.

2255
02:15:10,020 --> 02:15:12,150
Here's this here's a guy that
has it

2256
02:15:12,240 --> 02:15:15,480
in the walls of bioterrorism
Anthrax is one of those clearly

2257
02:15:15,510 --> 02:15:16,740
Israelis dry mouth,

2258
02:15:17,280 --> 02:15:20,010
man he's like it's really
disgusting. It's not dry mouth.

2259
02:15:20,040 --> 02:15:24,480
It's wet. Yeah, it's that that
that wet white goo like mucus.

2260
02:15:26,250 --> 02:15:27,390
Mucus mouth.

2261
02:15:28,170 --> 02:15:31,110
As MPs Rob Stein reports a
presidential commission says

2262
02:15:31,110 --> 02:15:34,920
several steps would have to be
taken before any testing. And

2263
02:15:34,920 --> 02:15:38,130
the report raises questions
about whether such tests are

2264
02:15:38,130 --> 02:15:38,640
ethical.

2265
02:15:38,910 --> 02:15:42,180
In the world of bioterrorism.
Anthrax is one of the scariest

2266
02:15:42,180 --> 02:15:45,390
threats it's relatively easy to
make and spread over a large

2267
02:15:45,390 --> 02:15:49,080
area. And Daniel for buoy says
anthrax can hide for long

2268
02:15:49,080 --> 02:15:52,470
periods and dormant spores are
released potent toxins

2269
02:15:52,560 --> 02:15:56,190
at some point it hatches. When
it does hatch, it can cause

2270
02:15:56,190 --> 02:16:00,390
invasive disease, meaning like
pneumonias, and bacterial

2271
02:16:00,420 --> 02:16:04,020
infection in the body that can
lead to death. And that's why

2272
02:16:04,020 --> 02:16:07,170
Anthrax is very deadly and
something of great concern to

2273
02:16:07,170 --> 02:16:07,500
us.

2274
02:16:07,650 --> 02:16:10,740
For two years a pediatrician he
chaired a federal panel that

2275
02:16:10,740 --> 02:16:14,130
started the push to study the
anthrax vaccine and kids four

2276
02:16:14,130 --> 02:16:16,620
than a million adults in the
military have gotten the shots

2277
02:16:16,620 --> 02:16:20,010
but for buoy says no one knows
how well it works in children

2278
02:16:20,040 --> 02:16:20,790
did you know

2279
02:16:20,790 --> 02:16:26,070
this a million servicemen and
women have been shot up

2280
02:16:26,070 --> 02:16:28,740
these poor bastards up left and
right with stuff there's like

2281
02:16:28,740 --> 02:16:32,070
their guinea pigs to join the
army become a guinea pig to but

2282
02:16:32,070 --> 02:16:34,800
this you can't refuse to take
the shot if they want it if your

2283
02:16:34,830 --> 02:16:35,610
target right.

2284
02:16:35,940 --> 02:16:37,980
So if you listen this whole
report it's gonna happen.

2285
02:16:38,010 --> 02:16:39,570
They're gonna test this on kids.

2286
02:16:40,350 --> 02:16:42,630
Disgusting. Yeah, typical.
Anyway.

2287
02:16:42,659 --> 02:16:47,039
So now this report, this is a
Diane Sawyer not drunk. I'm

2288
02:16:47,039 --> 02:16:51,089
convinced she's not drunk. And
we've we've seen this outfit

2289
02:16:51,119 --> 02:16:55,439
outfit before when they come out
and they make a big, a big stink

2290
02:16:55,439 --> 02:17:00,089
about some research. This is
Autism Speaks. And that's not in

2291
02:17:00,089 --> 02:17:04,169
the report. But this is I've
deduced the report back to them.

2292
02:17:04,529 --> 02:17:07,739
And Diane Sawyer has very
troubling news for us. Very,

2293
02:17:07,739 --> 02:17:08,369
very troubling,

2294
02:17:08,430 --> 02:17:12,660
please now we return back home
to a new number confirming a

2295
02:17:12,660 --> 02:17:16,920
worry in American families
tonight. One in 50

2296
02:17:16,920 --> 02:17:21,390
schoolchildren in America has a
form of autism, the government

2297
02:17:21,390 --> 02:17:25,200
survey of parents is much higher
than the previous estimate. One

2298
02:17:25,200 --> 02:17:25,980
is Ada,

2299
02:17:26,219 --> 02:17:29,399
what has always gone up
everything always goes up eight.

2300
02:17:29,670 --> 02:17:33,660
So what is happening? And also
tonight, another small part of

2301
02:17:33,660 --> 02:17:37,110
the puzzle. Does it have
anything to do with parents and

2302
02:17:37,110 --> 02:17:40,500
grandfather's ABC chief medical
editor, Dr. Richard

2303
02:17:40,500 --> 02:17:42,180
Besser, on the close

2304
02:17:42,330 --> 02:17:45,270
do you want? So I can tell you
what it is you want to hear the

2305
02:17:45,270 --> 02:17:49,980
report or no telling me what it
is? Oh, it's like if it if

2306
02:17:49,980 --> 02:17:54,750
you're if you have a child and
you're over 30, then your

2307
02:17:54,750 --> 02:17:59,910
grandkids, not your direct kids.
But the kids of your kids have a

2308
02:17:59,910 --> 02:18:03,960
large larger percentage chance
was turns out to be less than

2309
02:18:03,960 --> 02:18:07,110
three of having kids with
autism.

2310
02:18:07,500 --> 02:18:13,140
So the percentage chance of
autism goes up by 3%. Only if

2311
02:18:13,140 --> 02:18:16,920
you're over 30. Yeah, but I'm
saying the whole so in other

2312
02:18:16,920 --> 02:18:19,920
words, chances are one in a
million Yes. A chance it would

2313
02:18:19,920 --> 02:18:25,110
be 1.03 and a million. Yes. So
how is that even? Statistically

2314
02:18:25,110 --> 02:18:25,710
anything?

2315
02:18:25,739 --> 02:18:29,279
Well, what's more interesting to
me is where did this we used to

2316
02:18:29,279 --> 02:18:33,599
be one and 88. And now it's one
and 50 estimate. I'm like what

2317
02:18:33,599 --> 02:18:35,489
the hell? I mean, this is crazy.

2318
02:18:35,610 --> 02:18:40,020
That's because it's easier to do
the math. Ah, well, he so so I

2319
02:18:40,020 --> 02:18:43,830
went to 88 is up son of a bitch
to heaven in models. Terrible.

2320
02:18:45,810 --> 02:18:47,040
And 1500

2321
02:18:48,120 --> 02:18:54,090
this ham number? Yeah, let's do
50 The number. This is from the

2322
02:18:54,090 --> 02:18:55,530
CDC. And this.

2323
02:18:55,890 --> 02:18:58,470
By the way, why would it be one
in exactly one if it went out

2324
02:18:58,470 --> 02:19:00,480
one in 49? One in 51?

2325
02:19:00,510 --> 02:19:03,930
I'll tell you, I'm going to tell
you because it's bogus. That's

2326
02:19:03,930 --> 02:19:08,940
why so this is Autism Speaks.
The number does not replace the

2327
02:19:08,940 --> 02:19:12,960
official one and 88 estimate Wow
could afford me Diane Sawyer,

2328
02:19:13,350 --> 02:19:17,430
but does suggest it may be a
significant underestimate of

2329
02:19:17,430 --> 02:19:23,010
autism prevalence in the US. One
and 50 or 2% is much close to

2330
02:19:23,010 --> 02:19:26,460
what we've seen from the
research. The new 150 estimate

2331
02:19:26,460 --> 02:19:33,450
comes from a telephone survey
that asked nearly 100,000

2332
02:19:33,450 --> 02:19:36,510
parents across the country a
range of health related

2333
02:19:36,510 --> 02:19:41,220
questions about children ages
six to 17. I bet your questions

2334
02:19:41,220 --> 02:19:48,390
like as your kids spin. Look at
your child is your child

2335
02:19:48,390 --> 02:19:53,310
spinning right now? Does your
child walk on his or her tippy

2336
02:19:53,310 --> 02:19:54,450
toes?

2337
02:19:54,990 --> 02:20:02,100
That must be autism. You're on
the spectrum Cha Oh, come NOT

2338
02:20:02,100 --> 02:20:06,450
TRY THIS anthrax vaccine very
good for you

2339
02:20:08,429 --> 02:20:10,589
know there's a voiceover thing
you could do you could do a

2340
02:20:10,589 --> 02:20:12,299
horror stories. Oh, that'd

2341
02:20:12,300 --> 02:20:13,590
be great. It's such a big

2342
02:20:14,579 --> 02:20:17,819
old time radio, you know used to
do these things and I think we

2343
02:20:17,819 --> 02:20:20,429
should bring it back when you
write it. Voice he's actually a

2344
02:20:20,429 --> 02:20:21,269
good voice you got

2345
02:20:22,650 --> 02:20:24,990
so give me a line. Give me a
line give me give me a scenario.

2346
02:20:24,990 --> 02:20:26,370
Give me a scenario. Second
scenario.

2347
02:20:27,330 --> 02:20:31,350
Well, let's take an old arch old
boiler story where people are

2348
02:20:31,350 --> 02:20:36,210
turning inside out or people are
turning inside out with this

2349
02:20:36,210 --> 02:20:38,760
with the Oregon's hanging from
the skim sudden,

2350
02:20:38,760 --> 02:20:42,990
she felt something coming up
through her esophagus. It was it

2351
02:20:42,990 --> 02:20:48,180
was hurt her large intestine.
And as her large intestine

2352
02:20:48,180 --> 02:20:52,140
spewed out of her face

2353
02:20:53,550 --> 02:20:57,420
to be written. If you write a
script, write a script for me

2354
02:20:57,420 --> 02:21:00,720
already. Do that voice if you
can maintain that voice easy.

2355
02:21:00,720 --> 02:21:03,600
That's easy, and that's money.
This is money in the bank. Okay,

2356
02:21:03,600 --> 02:21:03,720
and

2357
02:21:03,720 --> 02:21:06,960
I'll finish off with highlight
everybody. Perfect. So

2358
02:21:06,960 --> 02:21:10,680
I have a meeting. So Mimi's was
all upset about she stem and I

2359
02:21:10,680 --> 02:21:12,900
decided maybe I should do do a
little more research and get and

2360
02:21:12,900 --> 02:21:15,150
get at least a couple of these
things that are more interesting

2361
02:21:15,150 --> 02:21:19,680
than this one but she found news
pro net, which is one of the

2362
02:21:19,710 --> 02:21:23,190
consolidated freelance
operations that feeds bogus

2363
02:21:23,190 --> 02:21:26,190
stories to the your your local
news.

2364
02:21:26,220 --> 02:21:29,430
Oh, who found this? Who found
this? Amy did oh, good work.

2365
02:21:29,880 --> 02:21:33,900
Oh, you got this as a scandal I
said this is all she said. Watch

2366
02:21:33,900 --> 02:21:35,100
it. Listen to the show.

2367
02:21:36,450 --> 02:21:39,090
Hey, by the way, did you know
John's kissing other women or at

2368
02:21:39,090 --> 02:21:40,620
least talking about it?

2369
02:21:42,240 --> 02:21:47,430
So anyway, so So I was a little
it's amazing to me that this is

2370
02:21:47,430 --> 02:21:52,110
their promotional video this
part of it anyway. And it was so

2371
02:21:52,110 --> 02:21:54,420
poorly done as a promotional
video and they didn't they have

2372
02:21:54,420 --> 02:21:57,600
all these reports on do the
classic bedbugs, guy. She's

2373
02:21:57,600 --> 02:22:00,660
supposed to find me one where
they say green tea is unhealthy.

2374
02:22:01,290 --> 02:22:04,500
And these are all financed by
apparently they finance the

2375
02:22:04,500 --> 02:22:09,660
medical people or the Monsanto
finances the idea and then the

2376
02:22:09,960 --> 02:22:13,050
new stage has actually paid for
the content. It's not a video

2377
02:22:13,050 --> 02:22:17,190
press release. These are actual
stories that they provide.

2378
02:22:17,700 --> 02:22:21,270
News pro net video.com. That's
the outfit we're talking about

2379
02:22:21,270 --> 02:22:21,540
here.

2380
02:22:21,570 --> 02:22:24,690
Yeah, play this little clip.
Which one is it? It's news pro

2381
02:22:24,690 --> 02:22:27,720
net. And it's the woman
describing their services

2382
02:22:27,900 --> 02:22:31,620
news pro net, an industry leader
providing highly promotable

2383
02:22:31,620 --> 02:22:35,310
content for more than a decade
and now reaching more viewers

2384
02:22:35,310 --> 02:22:38,790
than ever before. With our new
online vertical content

2385
02:22:38,820 --> 02:22:42,780
vertical, you can own the most
powerful position on air and

2386
02:22:42,810 --> 02:22:47,040
online with news pro net. We are
uniquely qualified to create,

2387
02:22:47,070 --> 02:22:50,580
produce and distribute short
form video content that can

2388
02:22:50,580 --> 02:22:54,840
reach around the world or around
the block. It's what we've been

2389
02:22:54,840 --> 02:22:59,430
doing successfully since 1997
When we launched news pro net

2390
02:22:59,430 --> 02:23:03,300
with the NBC network as our
first investor and major client.

2391
02:23:03,840 --> 02:23:06,960
Since then, our stories have
been viewed more than a billion

2392
02:23:06,960 --> 02:23:10,650
times by millions of people. Our
award winning team of

2393
02:23:10,650 --> 02:23:14,040
professionals has worked hard to
earn the trust of our customers

2394
02:23:14,100 --> 02:23:19,920
and partners. News pro net
delivers. news feed our premier

2395
02:23:19,920 --> 02:23:23,370
on air product delivers ratings
and revenue for local

2396
02:23:23,370 --> 02:23:27,120
broadcasters, eight highly
promotable news stories among

2397
02:23:27,360 --> 02:23:31,380
stories you won't find anywhere
else. clients include stations

2398
02:23:31,380 --> 02:23:38,280
owned by CBS, ABC, below
scripts. Meredith and many more.

2399
02:23:38,670 --> 02:23:42,630
Sweeps sweet always answers the
question. How do I do more for

2400
02:23:42,630 --> 02:23:43,140
less

2401
02:23:44,880 --> 02:23:52,410
leaky sweeps we do more for
less. Mr. Oil, get this get an

2402
02:23:52,410 --> 02:23:55,290
account get this stuff on the
street. Right. It'd

2403
02:23:55,290 --> 02:23:57,480
probably be a good story to
promote by doing a mock through

2404
02:23:57,480 --> 02:23:57,750
it. I

2405
02:23:57,750 --> 02:24:02,070
think Do we have a story? Do we
have a story? No co Alici. PhD

2406
02:24:02,070 --> 02:24:06,930
and SPF client air check bedbugs
at home. Yeah, that's the one. I

2407
02:24:06,930 --> 02:24:07,290
actually

2408
02:24:07,290 --> 02:24:10,290
was thinking of clipping that
but I said it's just one thing.

2409
02:24:10,290 --> 02:24:14,280
These are features. So they're
short video. No, these are long

2410
02:24:14,280 --> 02:24:17,280
and boring, right? That's
digging around. So I found this

2411
02:24:17,280 --> 02:24:21,930
other operational NBN which does
actual audio, press releases.

2412
02:24:22,680 --> 02:24:25,020
You remember the old days we
used to get a record you do

2413
02:24:25,020 --> 02:24:25,890
phony interviews.

2414
02:24:25,980 --> 02:24:30,000
The record was a huge record. It
was it was transcription size

2415
02:24:30,180 --> 02:24:34,050
16 inch. And so he put on to
turn on a big turntable and

2416
02:24:34,080 --> 02:24:36,060
Thorens and then you get this
thing and

2417
02:24:36,599 --> 02:24:39,359
Thorens turntable. He didn't he
didn't just say that. Did you?

2418
02:24:39,389 --> 02:24:40,529
Yeah, I did. Wow.

2419
02:24:40,890 --> 02:24:45,000
He went away put on the old
Thorens and they just got a big

2420
02:24:45,000 --> 02:24:48,510
platters huge. And so it's
spinning around and you have the

2421
02:24:48,540 --> 02:24:51,600
deal on their NSC and you have a
sheet in front of you. We talked

2422
02:24:51,600 --> 02:24:54,120
about this before in the show,
and you do a back and forth with

2423
02:24:54,120 --> 02:24:57,030
it with this phony and I was
hoping it was skipped or

2424
02:24:57,030 --> 02:25:02,070
something I never did. So so so
I found I found a press release

2425
02:25:02,070 --> 02:25:05,880
for an event that I would be
kind of interested in because I

2426
02:25:05,880 --> 02:25:10,800
kind of like old trains never
heard of it and it's because all

2427
02:25:10,800 --> 02:25:13,590
these videos of these press
releases or audio press releases

2428
02:25:13,590 --> 02:25:17,370
that came out are done by the
same guy the same announcer Oh,

2429
02:25:17,640 --> 02:25:22,410
it's time for a new guy. He's so
old school that nobody will run

2430
02:25:22,410 --> 02:25:24,870
this stuff and you can play the
world's what I call her the

2431
02:25:24,870 --> 02:25:26,850
world's worst radio press
release

2432
02:25:26,880 --> 02:25:30,930
and trek is calling all kids
young and old come together for

2433
02:25:30,930 --> 02:25:33,930
the fourth annual National Train
Day is coast to coast

2434
02:25:33,930 --> 02:25:36,960
celebration of train love gives
Americans the upper Train,

2435
02:25:37,410 --> 02:25:41,820
train love this coast to coast
celebration of Man Boy train

2436
02:25:41,820 --> 02:25:43,890
love is brought to you by Amtrak

2437
02:25:43,950 --> 02:25:47,760
explore the rich history and
exciting future of the rail. On

2438
02:25:47,760 --> 02:25:52,290
May 7 Amtrak will hold my rail
son for signature events in

2439
02:25:52,290 --> 02:25:56,400
Washington DC, Philadelphia, Los
Angeles and Chicago with local

2440
02:25:56,400 --> 02:25:59,520
festivities happening in cities
across the country Grammy

2441
02:25:59,520 --> 02:26:02,040
winning singer and
philanthropist Gladys Knight

2442
02:26:02,070 --> 02:26:05,100
will be the special guest and
host of the event in Washington

2443
02:26:05,100 --> 02:26:05,610
DC.

2444
02:26:06,060 --> 02:26:11,610
Make it stop. Glad Gladys Knight
will be this is from last year's

2445
02:26:11,610 --> 02:26:14,280
event by the likes. I remember
Gladys Knight was as she was

2446
02:26:14,280 --> 02:26:18,060
doing. You know why they have
Gladys Knight right? For Amtrak?

2447
02:26:18,360 --> 02:26:20,850
Yeah, the last train to Georgia
is midnight

2448
02:26:20,850 --> 02:26:24,030
train. And the last train should
last train to Auschwitz. That's

2449
02:26:24,030 --> 02:26:25,110
the one John Exactly.

2450
02:26:25,140 --> 02:26:27,630
Now the Midlands. Here is our
true

2451
02:26:28,320 --> 02:26:29,820
lamed Union Station.

2452
02:26:29,970 --> 02:26:33,240
Trains are part of my route. I
have very fond memories of

2453
02:26:33,240 --> 02:26:36,330
riding the train as a little
girl. And my grandfather was a

2454
02:26:36,330 --> 02:26:39,450
poor reporter. That's why I'm so
thrilled to be this year's

2455
02:26:39,450 --> 02:26:43,470
National Train Day spokesperson.
On Saturday, May 7 join me in

2456
02:26:43,470 --> 02:26:46,830
celebrating our shared love and
appreciation of train.

2457
02:26:47,189 --> 02:26:52,229
Find an event near you visit
National Train day.com All

2458
02:26:52,229 --> 02:26:56,399
aboard? I'm the shepherd All

2459
02:26:56,400 --> 02:26:59,610
aboard? No, no, that's not how
you do is like oh, the board.

2460
02:27:00,300 --> 02:27:03,030
What happened? I crap. I hate
that when that happens. All the

2461
02:27:03,030 --> 02:27:03,660
board

2462
02:27:03,660 --> 02:27:06,780
trains good. Planes bad.

2463
02:27:08,190 --> 02:27:14,850
Then we can use his all aboard
All aboard? We can do it.

2464
02:27:16,440 --> 02:27:25,830
Let's see. Okay. All aboard the
board trains. Planes back. In

2465
02:27:25,830 --> 02:27:26,220
right ran.

2466
02:27:26,970 --> 02:27:29,580
Anyway, so I was I was going
over some of these sites, just a

2467
02:27:29,580 --> 02:27:32,370
bunch of them. You can look them
up. And I'm thinking, you know,

2468
02:27:32,370 --> 02:27:36,900
we need to do some some public
service announcements. Yes, very

2469
02:27:36,900 --> 02:27:39,870
good. Audio. We can pass them
all over the place. And we

2470
02:27:39,870 --> 02:27:42,660
should do it about our show. I
think the idea that first came

2471
02:27:42,660 --> 02:27:47,010
out in Chicago is that our show
is a public service. Right? We

2472
02:27:47,010 --> 02:27:49,350
can do PSAs about us.

2473
02:27:49,380 --> 02:27:54,570
Well, I mean, I am obviously the
one to voice them. Oh, yeah. And

2474
02:27:54,570 --> 02:27:56,220
you need to write them.

2475
02:27:56,490 --> 02:27:59,790
I can write the PSA I used to
once I will Yeah, I took

2476
02:27:59,790 --> 02:28:00,900
broadcasting once and we

2477
02:28:03,600 --> 02:28:06,030
all have you know, I am a
graduate of the Connecticut

2478
02:28:06,030 --> 02:28:08,460
School of broadcasting good for
you. Yeah, I just wanna you

2479
02:28:08,460 --> 02:28:08,730
know,

2480
02:28:08,850 --> 02:28:11,640
so anyway, so I took the you
know, they made us write PSAs

2481
02:28:11,640 --> 02:28:13,740
all day so I can write a PSA
know exactly how to do I know

2482
02:28:13,740 --> 02:28:16,110
the format and I know the
timing.

2483
02:28:16,770 --> 02:28:20,700
So yeah, 60 seconds. So do you
have one? Do you have an example

2484
02:28:20,700 --> 02:28:21,060
for me to

2485
02:28:21,690 --> 02:28:25,320
just use that just came to me?
Well, what do you want to talk

2486
02:28:25,320 --> 02:28:28,560
about what is important that we
can they would play if this is

2487
02:28:28,560 --> 02:28:33,600
the key to a PSA? It's got to
have some hook. And then of

2488
02:28:33,600 --> 02:28:35,430
course, they're only going to
play this at four in the morning

2489
02:28:35,430 --> 02:28:36,810
but beside the point well

2490
02:28:39,390 --> 02:28:39,840
well, I can

2491
02:28:40,590 --> 02:28:41,640
wake up

2492
02:28:44,490 --> 02:28:46,350
do you think that's gonna work?
You think they'll air that you

2493
02:28:46,350 --> 02:28:47,700
think they'd be all over that

2494
02:28:47,789 --> 02:28:51,659
on air or anything like that?
Let's see anything good teen

2495
02:28:51,659 --> 02:28:52,199
radio

2496
02:28:52,200 --> 02:28:56,970
PSA scripts. So cool. National
Institute of Health. You can

2497
02:28:56,970 --> 02:29:02,040
just give that one a shot. I
mean, read it. Okay. So there's

2498
02:29:02,040 --> 02:29:06,000
boy one and boy two. So when
which I do both voices.

2499
02:29:06,240 --> 02:29:09,090
Yeah. Do the other one and a
squeaky voice. No, I

2500
02:29:09,090 --> 02:29:13,590
got it. I think I do one of them
with my surfer dude. Okay. So

2501
02:29:13,590 --> 02:29:15,990
you're at a party just hanging
out having a great time when

2502
02:29:15,990 --> 02:29:20,850
someone goes, Hey, I know. We
can get some beer. Like you're

2503
02:29:20,850 --> 02:29:25,080
not already having fun. So you
say no thanks to let them know

2504
02:29:25,080 --> 02:29:28,440
you're not interested. And they
go. What's with you? He's

2505
02:29:28,440 --> 02:29:31,920
scared. So you're looking at all
the others who also aren't

2506
02:29:31,920 --> 02:29:36,030
drinking and you go? Yeah,
scared of being like you.

2507
02:29:36,480 --> 02:29:43,560
Natural laughter the cool
spot.gov Check it out. Ah,

2508
02:29:43,920 --> 02:29:45,630
brought you by the Department of
Health Human Services, the

2509
02:29:45,630 --> 02:29:47,010
National Institutes of Health in
the National Institute

2510
02:29:48,060 --> 02:29:51,000
for heard that PSA Ever

2511
02:29:51,029 --> 02:29:53,789
did you like my job now? You
missed the tag branch,

2512
02:29:53,939 --> 02:29:55,409
Department of Health and Human
Services at the National

2513
02:29:55,409 --> 02:29:57,059
Institute of Health the National
Institute of Drug Abuse and

2514
02:29:57,059 --> 02:29:57,539
Alcoholism.

2515
02:29:58,110 --> 02:30:00,840
Yeah, that's good. I would
actually I wouldn't record if it

2516
02:30:00,840 --> 02:30:05,100
was me, I'd record that at
normal speed and then run it

2517
02:30:05,100 --> 02:30:09,630
through audacity and do a tempo
thing and wrap wrap it out fast.

2518
02:30:10,170 --> 02:30:11,880
Brought to you by the Department
of Health and Human Services

2519
02:30:11,880 --> 02:30:12,870
National Institute the national

2520
02:30:14,099 --> 02:30:17,369
your kids you get to fast voice
down. It's not bad. The surfers

2521
02:30:17,369 --> 02:30:18,689
outstanding by the way.

2522
02:30:18,749 --> 02:30:23,309
Yay. Dude, what I know we can't
some beer. Yeah, that is the

2523
02:30:23,309 --> 02:30:26,609
award winning surfer dude voice
which has yet to get me one

2524
02:30:26,609 --> 02:30:29,429
frickin gig ever. I'm telling

2525
02:30:29,430 --> 02:30:32,610
you, maybe we do this PSAs and
someone will hear it go. Holy

2526
02:30:32,610 --> 02:30:40,230
crap. I want that guy for my
voiceover possible once you do

2527
02:30:40,230 --> 02:30:42,990
that same PSA, but just do the
whole thing in a surfers voice.

2528
02:30:44,370 --> 02:30:47,130
So you're at a party just
hanging out having a great time

2529
02:30:47,130 --> 02:30:51,390
when someone goes, Hey, I know
we can get some beer here. Like

2530
02:30:51,390 --> 02:30:55,410
you're not already having fun.
So you say no thanks to let them

2531
02:30:55,410 --> 02:30:58,470
know you're not interested. And
they go. What's with you? You

2532
02:30:58,470 --> 02:31:02,010
scared? So you look at all the
others you are drinking. You go?

2533
02:31:02,010 --> 02:31:07,380
Yeah, scared to like be like
you. The cool spot.gov Check it

2534
02:31:07,380 --> 02:31:07,710
out.

2535
02:31:09,450 --> 02:31:11,580
It's got potential capital.
Alright, so I'll write up a

2536
02:31:11,580 --> 02:31:13,110
script. And let's do some PSAs.

2537
02:31:13,440 --> 02:31:16,830
Good. This is good. And we can
Yeah, we'll do. What's free

2538
02:31:16,830 --> 02:31:17,520
advertising?

2539
02:31:17,730 --> 02:31:20,280
Yeah. And when we're not, we're
not we're

2540
02:31:20,340 --> 02:31:22,920
well, how do we distribute? Do
we send them to somewhere is

2541
02:31:22,920 --> 02:31:25,200
there some place where

2542
02:31:25,680 --> 02:31:29,430
they used to be used to put them
in the mail, right. And then

2543
02:31:29,430 --> 02:31:31,170
with the station managers, and
then they would put them in the

2544
02:31:31,170 --> 02:31:34,140
pile and then they get played or
not played or read or not read,

2545
02:31:34,140 --> 02:31:36,000
generally speaking, that used to
be written and they will read

2546
02:31:36,000 --> 02:31:40,470
them on the air. But now because
of technology, you know, we have

2547
02:31:40,470 --> 02:31:43,200
to obviously send them mp3 or
something. And I'll have to

2548
02:31:43,200 --> 02:31:46,710
figure out what the mechanism
is. And then we'll just do that.

2549
02:31:46,710 --> 02:31:49,740
Can I can I get one last clip
you got something but I'll let

2550
02:31:49,740 --> 02:31:53,940
you have the last word here on
the crystal Donald show. And I'm

2551
02:31:53,940 --> 02:31:58,740
going to give you Erin Burnett.
Because you know, as we've

2552
02:31:58,860 --> 02:32:05,940
determined earlier, she's on a
roll. And she is hired once

2553
02:32:05,940 --> 02:32:12,060
again to roll out the IE D mean.
You mean so let me tell you what

2554
02:32:12,060 --> 02:32:15,270
happened. I think this story is
so full of holes and it's I

2555
02:32:15,270 --> 02:32:20,700
think the FBI is pissed because
it's not their six week cycle.

2556
02:32:20,700 --> 02:32:23,700
It's not time to have some kind
of guy they trap. This is like

2557
02:32:23,700 --> 02:32:27,870
some local dudes and somehow
they get a hold of probably

2558
02:32:27,870 --> 02:32:32,760
their guy. This is what I'm
thinking is the FBI had a guy

2559
02:32:32,790 --> 02:32:36,600
they had that um all teed up you
know he was gonna have the new

2560
02:32:36,600 --> 02:32:39,810
the new bomb the new which is
now i ed for improvised

2561
02:32:39,840 --> 02:32:42,450
explosive device, which
apparently, Erin Burnett doesn't

2562
02:32:42,450 --> 02:32:45,660
even understand the what the
term ie D stands for. You'll

2563
02:32:45,660 --> 02:32:47,130
hear in this clip, he probably
thinks it's

2564
02:32:47,130 --> 02:32:48,090
a birth control thing.

2565
02:32:49,800 --> 02:32:52,470
All right, let's this is good to
see you, chief. I really

2566
02:32:52,470 --> 02:32:53,850
appreciate your taking the time

2567
02:32:53,850 --> 02:32:56,340
to see a chief because you know,
she's talked to the chief all

2568
02:32:56,340 --> 02:32:58,170
the time, obviously. What can
you

2569
02:32:58,170 --> 02:33:02,610
tell me about this man, 30 years
old James Oliver cvac. Amara,

2570
02:33:02,640 --> 02:33:03,720
who was even by

2571
02:33:03,720 --> 02:33:09,030
the way the Obama I'm seeing on
the news got to the Israeli

2572
02:33:09,060 --> 02:33:15,240
Medal of Honor. Partially
because of Iron Dome. That's our

2573
02:33:15,240 --> 02:33:17,730
Pulitzer Peace Prize winner
right there. Everybody, and

2574
02:33:17,730 --> 02:33:20,670
Pulitzer. I mean, our Nobel
anyway, onward. Why

2575
02:33:20,670 --> 02:33:22,050
was he planning this attack?

2576
02:33:23,190 --> 02:33:26,220
Well, right now, you know,
trying to get the background

2577
02:33:26,220 --> 02:33:29,280
investigation and find out what
made him tick is all under

2578
02:33:29,280 --> 02:33:30,330
investigation. Okay, so

2579
02:33:30,330 --> 02:33:32,790
it's under investigation because
the FBI are pissed. This was

2580
02:33:32,790 --> 02:33:34,560
their guy. Turns out this will

2581
02:33:34,560 --> 02:33:37,470
listen to this guy was we do
know he was 30 years old,

2582
02:33:37,530 --> 02:33:42,780
a student who's 30 years old in
a dorm room. Okay. Now, this is

2583
02:33:42,810 --> 02:33:45,510
I mean, 30 year old student sure
you got 70 year old students,

2584
02:33:45,510 --> 02:33:47,730
but he's on campus in a dorm
room

2585
02:33:47,760 --> 02:33:50,220
really seems highly unlikely,
highly unlikely

2586
02:33:50,220 --> 02:33:54,810
had been a student there had
been a loner alone. Very kind of

2587
02:33:54,810 --> 02:33:56,940
anti social behavior. Wow. Okay.

2588
02:33:58,080 --> 02:34:01,470
Now, what we were talking about
the gun, the backpack that the

2589
02:34:01,470 --> 02:34:04,710
IEDs that you found out about
these notes,

2590
02:34:05,610 --> 02:34:08,430
and the notes of which we have
absolutely no evidence or proof

2591
02:34:08,430 --> 02:34:11,070
that they actually exist? Well,
when

2592
02:34:11,100 --> 02:34:15,180
our officers found him, we did
there was a handgun and a

2593
02:34:15,180 --> 02:34:19,710
tactical rifle. Inside a
backpack as we were searching

2594
02:34:19,710 --> 02:34:25,410
the premises, we found what we
would consider for IEDs, what we

2595
02:34:25,410 --> 02:34:26,640
would consider

2596
02:34:26,910 --> 02:34:31,740
for IEDs what maybe it was a
book of matches. What we would

2597
02:34:31,740 --> 02:34:34,950
consider IEDs. This is this, I'm
telling you,

2598
02:34:35,130 --> 02:34:38,340
this guy should wouldn't match.
This could be considered an IED.

2599
02:34:38,370 --> 02:34:38,730
Yes.

2600
02:34:38,760 --> 02:34:42,510
This guy was a FBI setup. We'll
hear about that in a minute. He

2601
02:34:42,510 --> 02:34:43,290
was set up.

2602
02:34:43,350 --> 02:34:46,320
Well, I don't isn't it Do we
have a cycle that we but that's

2603
02:34:46,320 --> 02:34:46,980
what I'm saying?

2604
02:34:47,010 --> 02:34:49,740
They're pissed because the guy
wasn't supposed to happen yet.

2605
02:34:50,070 --> 02:34:52,200
But because it's off cycle. Yes.
This

2606
02:34:52,200 --> 02:34:55,110
is not gonna be six weeks as I
recall. It's supposed to come up

2607
02:34:55,110 --> 02:34:58,770
right before Episode 500. You
know, the they're two they're

2608
02:34:58,770 --> 02:35:03,030
like a week early. The guy was
not ready the IDs were not ready

2609
02:35:03,030 --> 02:35:07,020
roommate yet. It's it's the
stupid cops This is the bumbling

2610
02:35:07,020 --> 02:35:09,360
says Keystone Cops messed it up.
So we

2611
02:35:09,360 --> 02:35:13,170
had to have the explosive
ordnance unit come and dispose

2612
02:35:13,170 --> 02:35:15,930
of those and we're working with
the FBI now trying to find out

2613
02:35:15,930 --> 02:35:17,520
exactly what those materials
were.

2614
02:35:18,000 --> 02:35:20,910
What you don't even know what
they were and you're calling it

2615
02:35:20,910 --> 02:35:23,010
an IED oh please

2616
02:35:23,040 --> 02:35:24,510
for most of them

2617
02:35:24,870 --> 02:35:27,690
with any idea how he got those
devices or whether he built them

2618
02:35:27,690 --> 02:35:28,950
himself? What were you?

2619
02:35:29,220 --> 02:35:33,630
Okay, did he build the
improvised word improvised

2620
02:35:33,630 --> 02:35:37,080
explosive device? Of course, it
means that you idiots,

2621
02:35:37,110 --> 02:35:38,730
what's your instinct right now?

2622
02:35:40,710 --> 02:35:43,440
What's your instinct right now?
What are you learning store?

2623
02:35:43,470 --> 02:35:45,780
What's your instinct? What's
your instinct right now?

2624
02:35:46,500 --> 02:35:49,290
All the indications are that he
built them himself.

2625
02:35:49,320 --> 02:35:53,580
Oh, wow. Wow, homebrew. Wow,
wow,

2626
02:35:53,610 --> 02:35:58,440
do you do you? And in terms of
motive, again, I'm just curious

2627
02:35:58,440 --> 02:36:01,590
about these notes that you found
indicating the mom bring on the

2628
02:36:01,590 --> 02:36:04,800
notice planning and attack? Do
you know what he intended to do

2629
02:36:04,800 --> 02:36:06,180
with all of this?

2630
02:36:07,050 --> 02:36:09,600
No, he wasn't exactly clear on
what the attack was going to

2631
02:36:09,600 --> 02:36:10,350
consist of,

2632
02:36:10,770 --> 02:36:13,740
because the FBI didn't clue us
in. However, he

2633
02:36:13,740 --> 02:36:17,310
did have a timeline of how he
was getting ready and preparing.

2634
02:36:17,460 --> 02:36:21,870
And then in the end, he would
just give him hell is the quote

2635
02:36:21,870 --> 02:36:23,400
that he used. I'm telling

2636
02:36:23,400 --> 02:36:27,960
you, this was the FBI script,
you're probably right. And so

2637
02:36:27,960 --> 02:36:30,060
I'm thinking we're gonna miss
this cycle cycle

2638
02:36:30,060 --> 02:36:32,250
know the cycle is going to be
off. Now. Here's the question.

2639
02:36:32,250 --> 02:36:34,800
Good question. We're gonna have
to make some notes on the

2640
02:36:34,800 --> 02:36:38,160
calendar. Because if it's a six
week cycle, and they're up

2641
02:36:38,190 --> 02:36:41,430
early, are they going to still
schedule it from six weeks from

2642
02:36:41,430 --> 02:36:44,460
when it was supposed to happen?
Or six weeks from now? I

2643
02:36:44,460 --> 02:36:47,550
think it's, it's just go balls
to the wall. They've got to get

2644
02:36:47,550 --> 02:36:50,010
something up and out because
they've got budgeting coming up.

2645
02:36:50,010 --> 02:36:52,890
It's the quarter you know, they
gotta get something going so we

2646
02:36:52,890 --> 02:36:55,440
could actually see, I'm gonna
look at the calendar, we could

2647
02:36:55,440 --> 02:36:59,610
see a real we could see a real
botched operation. Something

2648
02:36:59,610 --> 02:37:02,310
that is just too mature, but
they're gonna roll with it.

2649
02:37:02,580 --> 02:37:05,130
Because they couldn't take any
credit. They're involved with

2650
02:37:05,130 --> 02:37:06,420
this one as Yeah, maybe

2651
02:37:06,420 --> 02:37:08,310
they're going to have to I don't
know this is going to be

2652
02:37:08,310 --> 02:37:11,100
interesting to see how this
plays out. But the founders was

2653
02:37:11,340 --> 02:37:12,840
a joke. This thing

2654
02:37:13,619 --> 02:37:16,379
I mean, this guy they could you
know, here's what could have

2655
02:37:16,379 --> 02:37:19,379
happened. You know, cop a cop
was walking through the hallway

2656
02:37:19,379 --> 02:37:22,109
this guy didn't like him. We
just put a fun bullet in his

2657
02:37:22,109 --> 02:37:28,679
head. And laying off okay, well
Oh, I found these notes. I found

2658
02:37:28,679 --> 02:37:33,329
this bag this backpack with IEDs
and oh, oh, there's a tactical

2659
02:37:33,329 --> 02:37:37,499
rifle next to him. Come on
people you're insulting our

2660
02:37:37,499 --> 02:37:41,399
intelligence more than the PSA
up their game. They got up the

2661
02:37:41,399 --> 02:37:44,129
game Alright, so that was
there's more to that you can

2662
02:37:44,129 --> 02:37:46,679
listen to all that in the show
notes for nine or seven dot any

2663
02:37:46,679 --> 02:37:50,489
show notes.com is where we have
everything all listed all the

2664
02:37:50,489 --> 02:37:53,159
little clips and bits and bits
and bobs and and chucks and

2665
02:37:53,159 --> 02:37:56,249
Todd's and to consume national
service and health so

2666
02:37:56,250 --> 02:38:01,140
I got a couple error Erin
Burnett clips and we are we on a

2667
02:38:01,140 --> 02:38:03,750
Bernat trip here. And he
apparently was both watching

2668
02:38:03,750 --> 02:38:05,580
this woman as she was she

2669
02:38:05,580 --> 02:38:09,330
still she still she still has
the cute face.

2670
02:38:09,420 --> 02:38:12,750
She's very pretty. But although
she's doing this a little too

2671
02:38:12,750 --> 02:38:20,880
much so she did one of her long
editorials. I didn't want to

2672
02:38:20,910 --> 02:38:24,690
clip the whole thing because it
was dumb. But she did mention

2673
02:38:24,690 --> 02:38:27,000
this should use on tall
buildings and how the United

2674
02:38:27,000 --> 02:38:30,300
States is behind. We were way
behind everybody else and tall

2675
02:38:30,300 --> 02:38:33,330
buildings. And it was
interesting because he played

2676
02:38:33,330 --> 02:38:35,460
the clip is Aaron on tall
buildings.

2677
02:38:36,900 --> 02:38:39,840
According to an interesting
article today in the United Arab

2678
02:38:39,840 --> 02:38:43,110
Emirate newspaper The National
America is falling behind when

2679
02:38:43,110 --> 02:38:46,380
it comes to tallest buildings,
sort of an international you

2680
02:38:46,380 --> 02:38:49,470
know who's bigger contest of the
top 10 in the world only the

2681
02:38:49,470 --> 02:38:52,710
Willis Tower formerly called
Sears Tower made the list it's

2682
02:38:52,710 --> 02:38:56,550
number nine. In just a few years
there will not be any American

2683
02:38:56,550 --> 02:39:01,110
buildings on that list at all.
In the next decade, six new

2684
02:39:01,110 --> 02:39:04,110
buildings will be added all of
them in Asia and the Middle

2685
02:39:04,110 --> 02:39:07,650
East, including Saudi Arabia's
Kingdom tower set to open in

2686
02:39:07,650 --> 02:39:11,790
2018. It will be the tallest
building in the world. Wait

2687
02:39:12,120 --> 02:39:14,220
10 More seconds left on the
clip. Tell me there's going to

2688
02:39:14,220 --> 02:39:17,100
be a really funny pun at the end
of this. No,

2689
02:39:17,220 --> 02:39:24,060
as well as the first two paths
3000 feet that's 564 feet taller

2690
02:39:24,060 --> 02:39:27,090
than the current champ which is
the Burj Khalifa in Dubai.

2691
02:39:28,650 --> 02:39:32,550
So what got me about that
besides the whole thing that she

2692
02:39:32,550 --> 02:39:35,640
goes on with some theory about
we're doomed as a culture

2693
02:39:35,640 --> 02:39:39,120
because we're not building tall
buildings. Anyway she just she

2694
02:39:39,120 --> 02:39:40,380
ends it with some blame that's

2695
02:39:40,920 --> 02:39:42,720
that's some coked out talk right
there.

2696
02:39:42,750 --> 02:39:47,100
It was really so but the thing
is Willis when did this thing

2697
02:39:47,100 --> 02:39:50,130
when the Sears Tower become the
Willis Tower? And who the hell

2698
02:39:50,130 --> 02:39:54,750
is Willis? That's what got me
I'm the what? I didn't know

2699
02:39:54,750 --> 02:39:56,130
about the name change.

2700
02:39:56,130 --> 02:39:58,320
Did you look it up? Did you
consult the book of knowledge? I

2701
02:39:58,320 --> 02:40:01,980
was gonna ask you I wish I could
have looked I have no idea. I

2702
02:40:02,010 --> 02:40:03,660
was never did you know this
either?

2703
02:40:04,050 --> 02:40:05,400
I was not aware of this.

2704
02:40:06,450 --> 02:40:15,330
I'm looking it up. The Willis
tower.com. Like, named.

2705
02:40:16,619 --> 02:40:20,489
I also heard, what was it the CP
three or four? I also heard

2706
02:40:20,489 --> 02:40:23,339
queef in Dubai. That's what I
heard do,

2707
02:40:23,579 --> 02:40:28,229
but yeah, I did too. That's
like, okay, Erin. Thanks. So

2708
02:40:28,229 --> 02:40:32,069
here we go. Okay named a Sears
Tower throughout its history in

2709
02:40:32,069 --> 02:40:34,829
2009. That's up far behind.
We're keeping up with building

2710
02:40:34,829 --> 02:40:39,659
names. And stadium names, I'm
sure. The Willis Group Holdings.

2711
02:40:39,809 --> 02:40:43,889
Oh, right to rename the building
as part of their lease on a

2712
02:40:43,889 --> 02:40:47,069
portion of the offices on it.
Oh, was it?

2713
02:40:47,459 --> 02:40:50,729
I'm all for this. By the way. I
feel that if someone comes in

2714
02:40:50,729 --> 02:40:54,599
with a million bucks, they get
to rename the show. It could be

2715
02:40:54,599 --> 02:40:55,709
the Willis agenda.

2716
02:40:57,390 --> 02:40:58,200
Agenda show?

2717
02:40:59,400 --> 02:41:04,110
No problem. Not in fact. Hi. I'm
Willis curry. My friend Willis,

2718
02:41:04,110 --> 02:41:08,400
Dvorak. Willis C. Dvorak to you.
Right, John?

2719
02:41:08,789 --> 02:41:11,459
Yeah, I'm all game to change my
name to Willis for a million

2720
02:41:11,459 --> 02:41:11,819
bucks.

2721
02:41:12,960 --> 02:41:15,090
Well, it's only half because you
know, we both

2722
02:41:16,019 --> 02:41:20,309
just right away as a partnership
works. Group Holdings real us

2723
02:41:20,339 --> 02:41:21,599
some company in

2724
02:41:22,320 --> 02:41:23,310
the UK.

2725
02:41:25,470 --> 02:41:28,080
British are taking us over.
That's right. Well, come

2726
02:41:28,080 --> 02:41:29,280
on Willis group.

2727
02:41:29,609 --> 02:41:31,049
Yeah, you're cheap bastards.
Send

2728
02:41:31,050 --> 02:41:33,780
us some money. Hey, everybody.
Welcome to witness agenda. I'm

2729
02:41:33,780 --> 02:41:35,790
Willis curry. And I'm willing

2730
02:41:35,790 --> 02:41:38,820
to C Dvorak. All right.

2731
02:41:39,449 --> 02:41:41,609
That's time to get out of here.
We will be back on Sunday of

2732
02:41:41,609 --> 02:41:47,009
course and I will have a full
analysis of the Talon manual.

2733
02:41:48,569 --> 02:41:51,839
This just came out the Tallinn
manual is the Geneva Convention

2734
02:41:51,839 --> 02:41:57,539
for cyber warfare. So that
should be fun to read. Also a

2735
02:41:57,539 --> 02:42:01,589
full breakdown of the C I P A C.

2736
02:42:03,420 --> 02:42:06,660
You're busy boys. It's just a
trip back from Dallas and that

2737
02:42:06,660 --> 02:42:08,490
missing and the car blowing up

2738
02:42:08,520 --> 02:42:11,670
well, Miss Mickey has my car so
I'm not going anywhere. I might

2739
02:42:11,670 --> 02:42:15,330
as well just sit here and just
watch some C span under the sea.

2740
02:42:15,330 --> 02:42:18,540
I P A C is the critical
infrastructure partnership

2741
02:42:18,540 --> 02:42:19,890
Advisory Council.

2742
02:42:21,600 --> 02:42:24,030
Oh, that's got to be fastened?
Yes.

2743
02:42:24,390 --> 02:42:28,650
Or as we call the board of
fascists. So look forward to

2744
02:42:28,650 --> 02:42:31,950
that. It's gonna be a Hootenanny
and you'll know where to find

2745
02:42:31,950 --> 02:42:35,520
us. You can listen to us live at
no agenda. stream.com no agenda.

2746
02:42:35,520 --> 02:42:38,610
chat.net And of course, as
always available, no agenda.

2747
02:42:38,610 --> 02:42:42,960
show.com Hey, MorphOS adios to
you all in the morning. I'm Adam

2748
02:42:42,960 --> 02:42:43,350
curry.

2749
02:42:43,620 --> 02:42:48,030
And from Northern Silicon
Valley. I'm John or Willis C.

2750
02:42:48,030 --> 02:42:48,510
Dvorak

2751
02:42:48,540 --> 02:42:52,590
is right, Willis. Good work.
We'll be back on Sunday right

2752
02:42:52,590 --> 02:42:54,660
here on Willis agenda.

2753
02:43:06,420 --> 02:43:10,170
vorak.org/n A

